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  • bands: Oasis, Beady Eye, Led Zeppelin
  • musicians: Jimmy Page, Ennio Morricone
  • singers: Liam Gallagher, Luciano Pavarotti, Nic Cester
  • albums: Houses of the Holy, What's the Story Morning Glory, BE, Sugar Rush
  • songs: Rain song, Rockin' chair (by the Griffiths), Stay young (dickhead Noel hates it), In the bubble with a bullet
  • clubs: AC Milan, Italy, England
  • players: Paolo Maldini, Mario Balotelli, Pippo Inzaghi, Marco Van Basten, Mark Lenders
  • F1 car: McLaren
  • drivers: Jenson Button, A. Senna
  • clothes: Italian fashion, Pretty Green
  • poet: William Shakespeare
  • books: Look back in anger (theatre), Oasis: the truth
  • historical character: Horatio Nelson
  • films: Quadrophenia, Zabriskie Point, Blow-up
  • director: A. Hitchcock
  • artists: S. Dali, Leonardo Da Vinci, L.S. Lowry, Milan Futurism artists
  • philosopher: A. Schopenhauer
  • place: Minorca island
  • food: Italian
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England flag = Milan flag, English lion = Venice Saint Marco lion

in history, City 2nd shirt so similar to Milan one :)

Oasis gigography

Oasis founder Liam gives the name Oasis (having seen a poster of the Inspiral Carpets in Liam's bedroom)

without Noel:

1991


Boardwalk - Manchester (England, Great Britain, UK) - 18th August - supporting Sweet Jesus

1992

Polytechnic - Dartford - 19th April
Hippodrome - Oldham - 20th April - supporting Revenge
Club 57 - Oldham - 5th May - supporting The Ya Ya's
Boardwalk - Manchester - 14th July (bootleg)
Boardwalk - Manchester - 19th August
The Venue - Manchester - 13th September
Boardwalk - Manchester - 22nd November - supporting The Cherries

1993

Boardwalk - Manchester - 5th January - supporting The Essence
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st March
Krazy House - Liverpool - 1st April
Boardwalk - Manchester - 1st May
King Tut's - Glasgow - 31st May - supporting 18 Wheeler (when Alan McGee discovered them, many posts, also here)
Manchester University - Manchester - 1st June
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st July
Boardwalk - Manchester - 3rd July
Duchess - Leeds - 11th September
Canal Bar - Manchester - 14th September
(Hit the North - Radio 5 -15th September bootleg)
Manchester University - Manchester - 7th October - supporting Liz Phair
Manchester University - Manchester - 14th October - supporting Milltown Brothers
Keele University - Keele - 27th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Wherehouse - Derby - 1st November - supporting BMX Bandits
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 3rd November - supporting BMX Bandits
Powerhaus - London - 4th November
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th November - supporting CNN
Institute - Birminham - 1st December - supporting St. Ettienne
Plaza - Glasgow - 2nd December - supporting St. Ettienne
Warwick University - Warwick - 4th December
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 8th December - supporting The Verve
Manchester University - Manchester - 9th December - supporting The Verve
Cathouse - Glasgow - 10th December - supporting The Verve
The Mill - Preston - 11th December - supporting The Verve
Riverside - Newcastle - 13th December - supporting The Verve
Kings Hall - Bradford - 14th December - supporting The Verve
Krazy House - Liverpool - 16th December - supporting Real People

1994

Water Rats - London - 27th January
Gleneagles - Scotland - 6th February
Angel - Bedford - 23rd March
100 Club - London - 24th March
Forum - Tunbridge Wells - 26th March
Polytechnic - Oxford - 27th March
Jug Of Ale - Birminham - 28th March
Joiners - Southhampton - 29th March
Fleece & Firkin - Bristol - 30th March
Moles - Bath - 31st March
Lucifers Mill - Dundee - 5th April
La Belle Angel - Edinburgh - 6th April
Tramway -Glasgow - 7th April
Arena - Middlesborough - 8th April
Wheatsheaf - Stoke - 11th April
Duchess - Leeds - 12th April
Lomax - Liverpool - 13th April
Adelphi - Hull - 29th April
University - Coventry - 30th April
Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth - 2nd May
Tj's - Newport - 3rd May
Wherehouse - Derby - 4th May
Charlotte - Leicester - 6th May
Old Trout - Windsor - 7th May
Roadmenders - Northhampton - 8th May
Army And Navy - Chelmsford - 10th May
Boat Race - Cambridge - 11th May
New Cross - London - 13th May
Leadmill - Sheffield - 14th May
Edwards 8 - Birminham - 1st June
University - Cardiff - 2nd June
Island - Ilford - 3rd June
Albert Hall - London - 4th June
Arts Centre - Norwich - 6th June
Marquee - Manchester - 8th June
University - Manchester - 9th June
Avenham Park Festival - Preston - 11th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 12th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 13th June
Erotika - Paris (france) - 16th June
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 18th June (interview)
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 26th June
Wetlands - New York - 21st July
T In The Park Festival - Hamilton - 31st July
Riverside - Newcastle - 9th August
Irish Centre - Leeds - 10th August
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th August
Hultsfreds Festival - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 13th August (bootleg+interview)
Rock City - Nottingham - 15th August
Forum - London - 16th August
Astoria - London - 18th August
(Borderline - London - 21th August - secret gig)
Lowlands Festival - Netherlands - 28th August
Tivoli - Buckley - 31st August
Gino - Stockholm (Sweden) - 2nd September
Limelight - Belfast - 4th September
Hacienda - Manchester - 5th September
Logo - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th September
Arena - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 9th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 13th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 14th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 15th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 16th September
Quattro - Osaka (Japan) - 18th September
Quattro - Nagoya (Japan) - 19th September
Moe's - Seattle WA (USA) - 23rd September
Satyricon - Portland OR (USA) - 24th September
Bottom Of The Hill - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th September
Melarky's - Sacramento CA (USA) - 27th September
Noel leaves the band for the first time

Uptown Bar - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 14th October
Metro - Chicago IL (USA) - 15th October
St Andrews Hall - Detroit MI (USA) 16th October
Grog Shop - Cleveland OH (USA) - 18th October
Lee's Place - Toronto (Canada) - 19th October
Local 186 - Allston MA (USA) - 21st October
Met Cafe - Providence RI (USA) - 22nd October
JC Dobbs - Philadelphia (USA) - 23rd October
9:30 Club - Washington DC (USA) - 26th October
Maxwell's - Hoboken NJ (USA) - 28th October
Wetlands - New York (USA) - 29th October
La Cigale - Paris (france) - 4th November
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 5th November
Theatre Du Moulin - Marseille (france) - 6th November
Palladium - Stockholm (Sweden) - 16th November
Cue Club - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 17th November
Dairy - Lund (Sweden) - 18th November
Loft - Berlin (Germany) - 20th November
Markthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 21st November
Batchkapp - Frankfurt (Germany) - 23rd November
Luxor - Cologne (Germany) - 24th November
Paradiso - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 25th November
Zeche Carl - Essen (Germany) - 27th November
Botanieve - Brussels (Belgium) - 28th November
Guildhall - Southampton - 30th November
Octagon - Sheffield - 1st December
Corn Exchange - Cambridge 4th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 7th December
Civic Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th December
Astoria - Cardiff - 12th December
Hammersmith Palais - London - 13th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 17th December
Academy - Manchester - 18th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 27th December
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 29th December
Town Hall - Middlesbrough - 30th December

1995

DV8 - Seattle WA (USA) - 28th January
Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver (Canada) - 29th January
Roseland Theatre - Portland OR (USA) - 30th Janurary
Fillmore - San Francisco (USA) - 1st February
The Palace - Hollywood CA (USA) - 3rd February
SOMA Live - San Diego CA (USA) - 4th February
Nile Theatre - Mesa AZ - 5th February
Bar & Grill - Salt Lake City UT (USA) - 7th February
Bluebeard Theatre - Denver CP (USA) - 9th February
Deep Ellum Live - Dallas TX (USA) - 11th February
Liberty Lunch - Austin TX (USA) - 12th February
Urban Art Bar - Houston TX (USA) - 13th February
New Daisy Theatre - Memphis TN (USA) - 15th February
Cat's Cradle - Carrboro NC (USA) - 17th February
Masquerade - Atlanta GA (USA) - 18th February
Stone Pony - Ashbury Park NJ (USA) - 3rd March
Wust Music Hall - Washington DC (USA) - 4th March
The Abyss - Virginia Beach VA (USA) - 5th March
Theatre Of Living Arts - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 7th March
The Academy - New York NY (USA) - 8th March
Lopo's - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Avalon - Boston MA (USA) - 11th March
Club Soda - Montreal (Canada) - 12th March
Phoenix Theatre - Toronto (Canada) - 14th March
The Odeon - Cleveland OH (USA) - 15th March
St Andrews - Detroit MI (USA) - 16th March
Tyndale Armory - Indianapolis (USA) - 18th March
Vic Theatre - Chicago IL (USA) - 19th March
Orbit Room - Grand Rapids MI (USA) - 20th March
First Ave - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 24th March
Rave At Eagles Milwaukee WI (USA) - 25th March
Cliffs Pavillion - Southend - 17th April
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 20th April
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd April
Pavillion - Bath - 22nd June
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 23rd June
Roskilde Festival - Denmark - 30th June
Rolling Stone - Milan (Italy) 3rd July
Fauvier festival - Lyon (france) - 5th July
Out In The Green Festival - Frauenfeld (Switzerland) - 7th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (france) - 8th July
Badesee - Duren (Germany) - 9th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 14th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 15th July
Plaza De Toros De Las Ventus - Madrid (Spain) - 18th July
Zeebruggers Beach Festival - Belgium - 21st July
Slane Castle - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd July
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 21st August
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 22nd August
Liquid Room - Toyko (Japan) - 23rd August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 25th August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 26th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 28th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 29th August
Empress Ballroom - Blackpool - 2nd October
Trentham Gardens - Stoke - 3rd October
International Centre - Bournemouth - 5th October
Leisure Centre - Gloucester - 6th October
Hammerjack's - Baltimore MD (USA) - 10th October
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th October
Tuxedo Junctions - Danbury CT (USA) - 13th October
The Orpheum - Boston MA (USA) - 14th October
Metropol - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 16th October
La Luna - Brussels (Belgium) - 31st October
Earls Court - London - 4th November
Earls Court - London - 5th November
Zenith - Paris (france) - 7th November
Grosse Freiheit - Mamburg (Germany) - 10th November
Live Music Hall - Koln (Germany) - 12th November
Trocardiere - Nantes (france) - 14th November
Aeronef - Lille (france) - 15th November
Granby Hall - Leicester - 17th November
Annexet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 20th November
KB Hallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th November
NYMEX Arena - Manchester - 26th November
KNDD Holiday Festival - Seattle WA (USA) - 2nd December
WHFS Holiday Festival - Washington DC (USA) - 7th December
Q101 Holiday Festival - Chicago IL (USA) - 8th December
KEGE Holiday Festival - Minneapolis (USA) - 9th December
Liberty Warehouse - Toronto (Canada) - 13th December
Live 105 Holiday Festival - San Francisco CA (USA) - 15th December
KOME Holiday Festival - San Jose CA (USA) - 16th December
KROQ Holiday Festival - Los Angeles CA - 18th December
Viper Room - Hollywood CA (USA) - 19th December

1996

Music Centre - Utrecht - 10th January
Munich (Germany) - 12th January
Huxley's - Berlin (Germany) - 14th January
Bielefeld (Germany) - 15th January
Whitely Bay Ice Rink - Tyne & Wear - 19th January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 21st January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 22nd January
Memorial Hall - Kansas City MO (USA) - 23rd February
American Theater - St Louis (MO) - 24th February
Orpheum Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 26th February
Aragon Ballroom - Chicago IL (USA) - 27th February
Eagle's Auditorium - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 1st March
Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 3rd March
Egyptian Room - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 5th March
GMU Patriot Center - Fairfax VA (USA) - 7th March
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th March
Strand Theater - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Paramount Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 18th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 19th March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 22nd March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 23rd March
Stradhalle - Offenbach (Germany) - 26th March
Terminal 1 - Offenbach (Germany) - 27th March
Palalido - Milan (Italy) - 29th March
Summum - Grenoble (france) - 31st March
Zeleste - Barcelona (Spain) - 2nd April
Pacific Coliseum - Vancouver BC (USA) - 10th April
Mercer Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 11th April
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - San Francisco CA - 13th April
Mammoth - Denver CO (USA) - 18th April
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) -20th April
Austin Music Hall - Austin TX (USA) - 21st April
Maine Road - Manchester - 27th April
Maine Road - Manchester - 28th April
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond (Scotland) - 3rd August
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond - 4th August
Sjohistoriska Museet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 7th August
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 10th August (with bootleg)
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 11th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 14th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 15th August
Royal Festival Hall - Noel unplugged - London - 23rd August (bootleg)
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL - 27th August
Palace - Auburn Hills MI (USA) - 30th August
Molson Park - Toronto (Canada) - 31st August
Corestates Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 2nd September
The Centrum - Worcester MA (USA) - 6th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 7th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 8th September
Nissan Pavilion - Bristow VA (USA) - 10th September

1997

Tibetan Freedom Concert - New York City - 7th June (Noel)
Weenie Roast - Irvine CA (USA) - 14th June
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 18th June - Supporting U2
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 19th June - Supporting U2
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 8th September
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 9th September
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 10th September
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 13th Septemeber
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 14th September
Arena - Newcastle - 16th September
Arena - Newcastle - 17th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 19th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 20th September
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd September
Arena - Sheffield - 23rd September
Earls Court - London - 25th September
Earls Court - London - 26th September
Earls Court - London - 27th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 29th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 30th September
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 7th October
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 8th October
Zenith - Lille (France) - 3rd November
Pabellon Principe Felipe - Zaragoza (Spain) - 8th Novemeber
Palacio De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 10th November
Palau Dels Esports - Barcelona (Spain) - 11th November
Arena - Geneva (Switzerland) - 13th November
Palasport - Bologna (Italy) - 15th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 16th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 17th November
Olympichalle - Munich (Germany) - 19th November
Sportovni Hala - Prague (Czech Republic) - 21st November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 22nd November
Messehalle - Hannover (Germany) - 24th November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 25th November
Earls Court - London - 26th November
Brabanthallen - Den Bosch (Netherlands) - 27th November
Arena - Oberhausen (Germany) - 28th November
The Point - Dublin - 3rd December
The Point - Dublin - 4th December
The Point - Dublin - 5th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 7th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 8th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 10th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 11th December
GMEX - Manchester - 13th December
GMEX - Manchester - 14th December
Water Rats - London - 16th December
Wembley Arena - London - 17th December
Wembley Arena - London - 18th December

1998

Sony E Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 8th January
Patriot Center - Washington DC (USA) - 9th January
Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 10th January
Continental Airlines Arena - Rutherford NJ (USA) - 12th January
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 15th January
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL (USA) - 17th January
Northrop Auditorium - Minneapolis (USA) - 18th January
GM Place - Vancouver (USA) - 23rd January
Seattle Center Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 24th January
Bill Graham Civic - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 27th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 28th January
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) - 31st January
Theatre At Bayou Place - Houston TX (USA) - 1st February
WPB Auditorium - Palm Beach FL (USA) - 5th February
UCF Arena - Orlando FL (USA) - 6th February
Fox Theatre - Atlanta GA (USA) 8th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 18th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 19th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 20th February
HKCEC Hall 3 - Hong Kong (China) - 22nd February
Entertainment Center - Perth (Australia) - 26th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Adelaide (Australia) - 28th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st March
Entertainment Center - Sydney (Australia) - 3rd March
Entertainment Center - Brisbane (Australia) - 6th March
Carter Holt Pavilion - Auckland (New Zealand) - 9th March
Queens Warf Event Center - Wellington (New Zealand) - 10th March
San Carlos Apoquindo Stadium - Santiago (Chile) - 14th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 17th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th March
Meropolitan - Rio De Janiero (Brazil) - 20th March
Polo De Arte E Cultura De Anhembi - Sao Paulo (Brazil) 21st March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 24th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 25th March

1999

First Union Centre - Philadelphia (USA) - 3rd December
Allstate Arena - Rosemont IL (USA) 4th December
Cobo Arena Detroit MI - (USA) - 5th December
The Pond - Anaheim CA (USA) 11th December

2000

Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 29th February
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 1st March
Marine Mese - Fukuoka (Japan) - 3rd March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 5th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 6th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) -7th March
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 9th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 11th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 12th March
Green Hall - Hiroshima (Japan) - 14th March
Army Hall - Sendai (Japan) - 16th March
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 21st March
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) - 23rd March
E-Werk - Koln (Germany) - 25th March
Paramount Theater - Seattle (USA) - 5th April
Schnitzer Auditorium - Portland OR (USA) - 6th April
Berkeley Community Theater - San Francisco CA (USA) - 8th April
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 9th April
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 11th April
Auditorium Theater - Denver CO (USA) - 13th April
State Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 15th April
Riverside Theater - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 16th April
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) -18th April
State Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 19th April
EJ Thomas Hall - Akron OH (USA) - 21st April
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 22nd April
Palace Theater - Columbus OH (USA) - 24th April
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 26th April
Orpheum Theatre - MA (USA) - 27th April
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 29th April
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 1st May
Patriot Centre - VA (USA) - 3rd May
Music Midtown - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th May
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 8th May
Praca Sony - Lisbon (Portugal) - 17th May
Plasa De Toros La Cubierta De Leganes - Leganes (Spain) 19th May

Noel leaves the band for the 2nd time.

without Noel:

Filaforum - Milan (Italy) - 30th May +here
Zurcher Saalsporthalle - Zurich (Switzerland) - 31st May
Wiener Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 2nd June
Haus Auensee - Leipzig (Germany) - 3rd June
C.O.S "Torwar" - Warsaw (poland) - 5th June
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 7th June
Rock Am Ring - Nuremburg (Germany) - 9th June
Pinkpop Festival - Landgraaf (Netherlands) - 10th June
Rock Im Park - Nurnburg (Germany) - 11th June
Hultsfred 2000 - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 15th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 18th June
Le Dome - Marseilles (france) - 19th June
Fete De La Musique - Paris (france) - 21st June
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) 22nd June
Werchter Festival - Werchter (Belgium) - 30th June
Roskilde Festival - (Denmark) - 1st July
Ruisrock - Turku (Finland) - 2nd July
Palacio De La Comunidad - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th July
Quart 2000 Kristiansand (Norway) - 6th July
Lansdowne Road - Dublin - 8th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (France) - 9th July
Rockwave Festival - Athens (Greece) - 12th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 15th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 16th July
Wembley Stadium - London - 21st July
Wembley Stadium - London - 22nd July
Paleo Festival - Nyon (Switzerland) - 26th July
Murrayfield Stadium - Edinburgh - 29th July
Benicassim Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 4th August
Sudoeste Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 6th August
Sziget Festival - Budapest (Hungary) - 8th August
Skanderborg - Skanerborg (Denmark) - 12th August
Gijon Festival - Gijon (Spain) - 23rd August
Reading Festival - Reading - 25th August
Glasgow Green Festival - Glasgow - 26th August
Leeds Festival - Leeds - 28th August

2001

Rock In Rio - Rio (Brazil) - 14th January
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th January
Caracas Pop Festival - Caracas (Venezuela) - 21st January
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vagas NV (USA) - 11th May
Barbara Bowl - Santa Barbara CA (USA) - 12th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 14th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 15th May
Fiddler's Green - Denver CO (USA) - 17th May
Xcal Energy Center -St Paul MN (USA) - 19th May
New World Music Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th May
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 22nd May
Riverbend Music Theater - Cincinnati OH (USA) - 24th May
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland OH (USA) - 25th May
SNET Oakdale Theater - Wallingford CT (USA) - 27th May
A.J. Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 29th May
Tweeter Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 30th May
Verizon Wireless Music - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 1st June
Pine Knob Music Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 2nd June
Darien Center P.A.C. - Darien Center NY (USA) - 3rd June
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore MD (USA) - 5th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) -7th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 8th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 9th June
Tweeter Center - Boston MA (USA) - 11th June
Bercy - Paris (france) - 24th June
Rock Festival - Fuji (Japan) - 27th July
Bangkok - Bangkok (Thailand) - 31st July
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 7th October
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 8th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 10th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 11th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 13th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 14th October

2002

Watford Coliseum - Watford - 5th February
Royal Albert Hall - London - 6th February
Watford Coliseum - Watford - 8th February
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 26th April
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Indio CA (USA) - 28th April (bootleg)
Piazza San Giovanni - Rome (Italy) - 1st May
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 17th June
Razzmatazz - Barcelona (Spain) - 19th June
Vox Club - Modena (Italy) - 21st June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) - 24th June (bootleg)
Circus - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th June
Arena - Hull - 2nd July
Arena - Hull - 3rd July
Finsbury Park - London - 5th July
Finsbury Park - London - 6th July
Finsbury Park - London - 7th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 10th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 11th July
T In The Park Festival - Kincross - 13th July
Witnness Festival - Ireland - 14th July
Stadio Comunale - Vicenza (Italy) - 16th July (with bootleg)
Piazza Napoleone - Lucca (Italy) - 17th July (with bootleg)
Gurten Festival - Bern (Switzerland) - 19th July
Calvia Festival Isladencanta - Mallorca (Spain) - 21st July
Plaza De Toros La Glorieta - Salamanca (Spain) - 23rd July
Parque De Castrelos - Vigo (Spain) - 24th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 26th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 27th July
Pompano Beach Amphiteater - Ft. Lauderdale (USA) - 2nd August
Hard Rock Live - Orlando FL (USA) - 4th August
Tabernacle - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th August
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 7th August
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th August
Fleet Pavillion - Boston (USA) - 10th August
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 14th August
Molson Center - Montreal (Canada) - 16th August
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 17th August
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th August
Fox Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 21st August
Prehen Playing Fields - Derry - 7th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 9th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 10th September
Corn Exchange - Edinburgh - 12th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 14th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 15th September
Zenith - Paris (France) - 17th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 25th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 26th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 28th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 29th September
Kokusai Center - Fukuoka (Japan) - 1st October (bootleg)
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 2nd October
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 3rd October
Miyagi-Ken Taiikukan - Sendai (Japan) - 5th October
Sun Plaza - Hiroshima (Japan) - 7th October
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 8th October
Enmore Theatre - Sydney (Australia) - 11th October
RNA Showgrounds - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th October
Royal Theatre - Canberra (Australia) - 14th October
Civic Theatre - Newcastle (Australia) - 15th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 17th October
Melbourne Park - Melbourne (Australia) - 19th October
Moore Park - Sydney (Australia) - 20th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 23rd October
Araneta Coliseum - Manila (Philippines) - 24th October
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 26th October
Arena - Nottingham - 10th November
Arena - Nottingham - 11th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 13th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 14th November
Zenith - Lille (france) - 16th November
Le Liberte - Rennes (france) -17th November
Pabellon Wutzburg - Salamanca (Spain) - 19th November
Pabellon De La Casilla - Bilboa (Spain) - 20th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 22nd November
PBA Palas - Pesaro (Italy) - 23rd November
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 25th November
Messe B - Stuttgart (Germany) - 28th November
Jurhunderthalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 29th November
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 1st December
Color-Line Arena - 2nd December
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th December
Pier 2 - Breman (Germany) - 5th December
CIA - Cardiff - 8th December
CIA - Cardiff - 9th December
Centre -Brighton - 11th December
Pavilions - Plymouth - 12th December
Arena - Sheffield - 14th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 16th December
NIA - Birmingham - 18th December
NIA - Birmingham - 19th December

2003

The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 5th March
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 6th March
Colorline Arena - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th March
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 9th March
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 11th March
Arena - Berlin (Germany) 12th March

2004

Poole Lighthouse - Dorset - 23rd June
Glastonbury Festival - Glastonbury - 25th June

2005

Astoria - London - 10th May
Alcatraz - Milan (Italy) - 12th May
Usher Hall - Edinburgh - 15th May
Clapham Grand - London - 22nd May
Olympia - Paris (france) - 23rd May
Coronet - London - 25th May
Carling Appolo Hammersmith - London - 26th May
Aqualung - Madrid (Spain) - 1st June
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) -4th June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) 6th June
Hurricane Festival (Germany) 10th June
Southside Festival (Germany) 11th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 12th June
The Molson Amphitheatre (Canada) 17th June
Meadow Brook Amphitheatre Detroit (USA) 18th June
UIC Pavilion Chicago (USA) 20th June
Madison Square Gardens NY (USA) 22nd June
Tweeter Center Boston (USA) 24th June
Festival Pier Penns Landing Philadelphia (USA) 25th June
Hampden Park - Glasgow - 29th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 30th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 2nd July
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 3rd July
Rose Bowl Stadium - Southampton - 6th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 9th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 10th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle - 12th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle 13th July
Marlay Park - Dublin (Ireland) - 16th July
Sudoete Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 5th August
FIB Heineken Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 7th August
Summer Sonic Eve Show - Nagoya (Japan) - 11th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Osaka (Japan) - 13th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Toyko (Japan) - 14th August
Frequency Festival - Saltzburg (Austria) - 18th August
Hylands Park - V Festival - 20th August
Weston Park - V Festival - 21st August
General Motors Place - Vancouver (Canada) -8th September
Everett Event Center - Seattle (USA) - 9th September
Shoreline Amphitheatre - San Francisco (USA) - 11th September
Hollywood Bowl - Los Angeles (USA) - 12th September
Coors Amphitheatre - San Diego (USA) - 14th September
House Of Blues - Las Vegas (USA) - 15th September
Glen Helen Pavilion - Los Angeles (USA) 17th September
Dodge Theater - Phoenix (USA) - 18th September
Red Rock Park Amphitheatre - Denver (USA) - 20th September
Smirnoff Music Center - Dallas (USA) - 22nd September
Austin City Limits - Texas - (USA) - 24th September
HIFI Buys Amphitheatre - Atlanta (USA) - 27th September
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore (USA) - 29th September
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland (USA) - 30th September
Staten Island - New York (USA) - 2nd October
House Of Blues Club - Atlantic City (USA) - 3rd October
Alsterdorfer Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 20th October
Valbyhallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 21st October
Rouen Zenith - Rouen (france) - 23rd October
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 24th October
The Zenith - Paris (france) - 26th October
Jahrhunderhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 27th October
Tresivo Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 29th October
Milano Forum - Milan (Italy) - 30th October
Phillipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 1st November
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 2nd November
Pavello De La Vall D'Hebron - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th November
Palacio De Deportes De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 5th November
Osaka Catle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 17th November
Yogogi Tallkukan - Toyko (Japan) - 18th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan -Tokyo (Japan) - 20th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan - Tokyo (Japan) - 21st November
Entertainment Centre - Brisbane (Australia) - 26th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 28th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 29th November
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st December
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 2nd December
Rock It Festival - Perth (Australia) - 4th December
Millenium Stadium - Cardiff - 10th December
AECC - Aberdeen - 12th December
SECC - Glasgow - 14th December
SECC - Glasgow - 15th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 18th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 19th December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 21st December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd December

2006

Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 25th January
Hovet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 29th January
Summum - Grenoble (france) 30th January
Gasometer - Vienna (Austria) - 1st February
Eulachhallen AG Winterthur - Winterhur (Switzerland) - 2nd February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 4th February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 6th February +a slideshow here
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 7th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 9th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 10th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 13th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 14th February
100 Rock Festival - Bangkok (Thailand) - 18th February
Lakeside - Bangkok (Thailand) - 19th February
Olympic Hall - Seoul (South Korea) - 21st February
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 23rd February
Asiaworld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 25th February
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 10th March
Velodrome - Santiago (Chile) - 12th March
Credicard Hall - Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 15th March
Air Canada Centre - Toronto (Cananda) - 20th March
Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee (USA) - 22nd March
Murat Theater - Indianapolis (USA) - 23rd March
Taft Theatre - Cincinnati (USA) - 25th March
Ryman Auditorium - Nashville (USA) - 26th March
Verizon Wireless Theatre - Houston (USA) - 28th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 31st March
KOKO - London (UK) - 2nd November
Danforth Music Hall - Toronto (Canada) - 7th November
Wadsworth Theater - Los Angeles (USA) - 9th November
Union Chapel - Islington - 26th November
Le Cabaret Sauvage - Paris (france) - 28th November
Blue Note - Milan (Italy) - 29th November
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 10th December
The Chapel - Melbourne (Australia) - 11th December
Tivoli - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th December
Enmore Theatre - Newton (Australia) - 14th November
Perth Concert Hall - Perth (Australia) - 16th November

(around this period: they are Noel+Gem acoustic gigs)

2007

BRITS - London - 14th February
Club B1 - Moscow (Russia) - 23rd March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 26th March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 27th March
M.E.N Arena - Manchester - 30th March

2008

WaMu Theater - Seattle (USA) - 26th August
GM Place - Vancouver (Canada) - 27th August
Rexall Palace - Edmunton (Canada) - 29th August
Pengrowth Saddledome - Calgary (Canada) - 30th August
MTS Centre - Winnipeg (Canada) - 1st September
Scotiabank Place - Ottawa (Canada) - 4th September
Bell Center - Quebec (Canada) - 5th Septmber
Toronto Island Park - Toronto (Canada) - 7th September
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 7th October
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 8th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 10th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 11th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 13th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 14th October
Wembley Arena - London - 16th October
Wembley Arena - London - 17th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 20th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 21st October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 23rd October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 24th October
The Roundhouse - London - 26th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th October
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 1st November
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 2nd November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 4th November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 5th November
Gloria Theatre - Cologne (Germany) - 7th November
Falkoner Teatret - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 8th November (bootleg)
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 10th November
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 26th November
VFG Arena - Guadalajara (Mexico) - 28th November
Arena - Monterrey (Mexico) - 29th November
Oracle Arena - Oakland (USA) - 3rd December
Staples Center - Los Angeles (USA) - 4th December
The Pearl - Las Vegas (USA) - 6th December
Broomfield Events Center - Denver (USA) - 8th December
Target Center - Minneapolis (USA) - 10th December
Allstate Arena - Chicago - 12th December
Palace Of Auburn Hills - Detroit (USA) 13th December
The John Labatt Centre - London (Canada) - 15th December
Madison Square Gardens - New York (USA) - 17th December
Susquehanna Center - Camden (USA) - 19th December
GMU Patriot Center - Washington (USA) - 20th December

2009

Zenith - Nantes (france) - 12th January
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 13th January
Messehalle - Dresden (Germany) - 15th January
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 16th January
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 18th January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 21st January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 22nd January
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th January
Scandinavium - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 25th January
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 27th January
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 28th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 30th January
Medoquine - Bordeaux (france) - 31st January
Mediolanumforum (Datchforum) - Milan (Italy) - 2nd February
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th February
Palacio de Deportes de La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 12th February
Pavello Olimpic de Badalona - Barcelona (Spain) - 13th February
Atlantico Pavillion - Lisbon (Portugal) - 15th February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 17th February
Le Dome - Marseille (france) - 18th February
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 20th February
Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 21st February
Palaonda - Bolzano (Italy) - 23rd February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 24th February
Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 26th February
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 27th February
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 1st March
Bercy - Paris (france) - 3rd March
Makuhari Messe - Tokyo (Japan) - 20th March
Makomanai Ice Arena - Sapporo (Japan) - 22nd March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 24th March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 25th March
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 28th March (Noel's diary)
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 29th March (with bootleg)
Olympic Gym # 1 - Seoul (South Korea) - 1st April
Exhibition Hall 4F, Taiwan World Trade Centre Nangang - Taipei City (Taiwan) - 3rd April
Singapore Indoor Stadium - Singapore - 5th April
AsiaWorld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 7th April
Newmarket Racecourse - Johannesburg (South Africa) - 10th April
Cape Town Ostrich Farm - Cape Town (South Africa) - 13th April
USB Campo de Futbol - Caracas (Venezuela) - 28th April
Estadio Nacional - Lima (Peru) - 30th April
River Plate Stadium - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 3rd May
Movistar Arena - Santiago (Chile) - 5th May
Citibank Hall - Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) - 7th May (Brazilian tour)
São Paulo Arena Anhembi - São Paulo (Brazil) - 9th May
Curitiba Pedreira Paulo Leminski - Curitiba (Brazil) - 10th May
Porto Alegre Gigantinho - Porto Alegre (Brazil) - 12th May
Heaton Park - Manchester - 6th June
Heaton Park - Manchester - 7th June
Stadium Of Light - Sunderland - 10th June
Millennium Stadium - Cardiff - 12th June
Théâtre Antique de Vienne - Vienne (france) - 14th June
Murrayfield - Edinburgh - 17th June
Slane Castle - County Meath (Ireland) - 20th June
Rock Werchter - (Belgium) - 2nd July
Ricoh Arena - Coventry - 7th July
Eden Project - Bodelva- 14th July
Melt Festival - Gräfenhainichen (near Dessau) (Germany) - 19th July
Fuji Rock Festival Naeba Ski Resort - Naeba (Japan) - 24th July
Bridlington Spa - 20th August
V Festival - Chelmsford - 23rd August - ERASED
Rock en Seine - Paris (france) - 28th August ERASED - Oasis split (Noel leaves the band for the 3rd time)

The end of Oasis

Manchester City-United 1-0, Liam singing the Beatles, scaredy cat Noel the jinx not there

MANCHESTER - Liam Gallagher with Maradona and singing the Beatles, Hey Jude.
Liam: "Maradona shakes the hand of God" (lol).
On Mancini, Liam said: "I love him. He's almost as cool as me."
Direct live from Manchester derby, a rare sun...
the sunset of Scum United.
Mario Balotelli is on the bench.
The scaredy cat Noel Gallagher (Celtic fan) is not at the stadium, because he's "on holidays"... 
There's Maradona supporting his relative Aguero, who missed a good chance.
moaning Rooney is always the same (yellow card for Kompany).
the Blues are playing better.
In the pubs today plastic for the beer, no glass. 
GOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! City 1-0 United.
goal by Kompany, well deserved (always unfair cards because of moaning Rooney)
The jinx Noel Gallagher is clearly not there (3 games lost with him at the stadium this year, plus 2 other games lost when City spoke about him for a week). What a loser.
nervous Ferguson arguing with Mancini... you lost Sir Alex, sign him up.
City now at the top of the Premier League. Liam celebrating.
Man Utd failed to have a shot on target in a Premier League game for the first time since May 2009.
Liam to Kompany: "Vive le Belgium!"
City "noisy neighbours" are getting louder... the "noisy English people" is the reason why Noel Gallagher had said "everybody hates the English"... What an unlucky bugger.

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Noel the scaredy cat isn't there (despite he's on holidays, in California...), as last year when City won the first cup in 35 years, there was only Liam.
hilarious Noel fans: one insults Liam "wanker". Another one, "bellend", a fake "Tom Selleck" is a fan of "noelgallagherism" and "fascismo stile di vita"...quite meaningful about Noel... as he also loves books about nazism... Another one: "most prefer Noel"... yes, 'cause most are scaredy cats...


Noel said "Guardiola leaving Barcelona could join only 6 clubs in the world: the 2 clubs in Milan, Chelsea and the 2 in Manchester"...
well that makes 5... again, he cant even count. Oh but he was "proud to be ignorant"...
I think he'll have a sabbatical year... lazy Noel loves sabbatical things... from Sabbath...Satan...

It's amazing how many jealous, ignorant comments you can find on the internet, from young people who don't know anything...
"know nothing moron, been piggy backing his brother his whole life"..."stole a career"... interesting. His brother is the man who had to pay the most money for copying songs.
Liam was the Oasis founder, singer, frontman, icon. Without Liam, Noel wouldn't even have been know and would still be on the dole.
"is he really a big City fan? Nope"
yes. On the contrary, Noel is a Celtic fan.
Let's say their problem is a short memory...

Noel is always invited to talk abot football on the radio (TalkSport), but I always find that he doesn't know much about football in general too... he sounds like a casual fan (as Liam says: he's a poor City fan). Liam knows a lot about City and football.

Altra perla dell'interista Gianluca Rossi: dice che i milanisti l'hanno presa in quel posto, e vedere le loro facce "non ha prezzo", e lui tifa Juventus...
Vedere gli interisti che si lamentano per anni della Rubentus che gli ruba gli scudetti, e poi appecoronati tifare Juve, non ha prezzo...
L'ignoranza dei giornalisti (giornalai) continua... "Kate e William aspettano il real bebè"... ROYAL, gnurànt...
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whining bitch Noel Gallagher is a big bluff


MILAN - watch this video (part 5). You know, I'm the first one to say we boys have many faults and are worse than women, but one feminine thing about Noel is that he's a moaning bitch. He's become a diva. I've known enough girls to know how they are. Wondering why his wife was tired of him at home... 
The Dark Side Of Noel Gallagher. 
He had said his new album had to be the new Dark Side Of The Moon, and his fans immediately believed him. It wasn't published despite being an album made of remixes and in collaboration with the Amorphous Androgynous. The fans don't know personally the celebrities, they don't even know everything about him...

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lazy fuck Noel Gallagher to quit music

‎MILAN - Photo: how we reacted to this news (his wife Sara too, who hates his music).
"It's with some sadness and great relief" (mocking Noel's final statement for the Oasis split) to tell you this terrible news, very sad news:
the moaning victim - lazy fuck Noel Gallagher (3 real new songs every 3 years, but as his imaginary friend Gem said not really written by Noel) has said (again, so nothing really new) that the High Flying Birds ("the band that is not a band but will disband in November") could really be the first but LAST album by him.
(it must have been those 23 negative reviews about it)
Reason: too much work to complete the 2nd one, despite it's an album made of remixes and even not all by himself, but with the Amorphous Androgynous (he had said he was going to publish it just after the first one...)
Should we believe the liar Noel? nah, of course not.
It's just another of his tricks to make people buy his depressing album, made of old discarded songs... (for example to improve that miserable 28th position in the most important chart outside home, USA, that he licked arses so much). An album made with all the lies he told, and is still telling (as his 2 brothers Liam and Paul, best friend Paul Weller, biggest Oasis fan and Andy say).
Beady Eye are Sons of the Stage, while Noel lost onstage is a Son of the Lies... oh but of course, as always, it's other people's fault, Liam's fault, "the lies you make me say are getting deeper everyday"...
"People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with MYSELF now a day longer... apologies to all the people who thought I could be a great solo artist".
Noel Gallagher, not really a "force of nature" anymore (has he ever been?), not really making you sing "like a bird released", he's not going to publish it.
So what is he going to do? Oasis reunion? nah, he said he doesn't want Oasis back, you know, he's the wors Oasis fan, also leaving the band 3 times.
He's going to smoke weed to forget (but always moaning) and probably going to sell hotdogs, as he said he would have done anything to support his favourite Stone Roses, but they chose Beady Eye, the rock'n'roll band Noel said to like.
He's not a "risk taker"... in other words: he has no balls, as Beady Eye have. As Liam says: Noel is a scaredy cat.

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video, played backwards, as his (secretly) favourite satanic Led Zeppelin
best bits: see how I play golf in Bangladesh, I'm goin out to Lidl, I bend over regularly, I'm boring my arse with this ahahahahahahahaha
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the fall of dictator Noel Gallagher not standing the test of time


MILAN - as I had predicted in my anticipatiiiions... Beady Eye 50.1% > Noel 49.9%
"This is history!"...uncool Noel Gallagher lost it. Not only lost the Oasis band, the British identity, the rock'n'roll, the hairstyle, the coolness, the clothes, the Oasis knowledge, etc.
This poll was a typical one: when Noel published his depressing album made for sleeping, it was something like: Noel 80%, Beady Eye 20%, classic superficial Noel blinded fans judging the MOMENT, and not the TIME... premature ejaculators.
Liam, the morning son. Noel: dream on.
In fact, Noel said that "the band High Flying Birds is not a band but will disband", in November.
And this poll comes from one of those Noel fansites supporting him, writing loads of bullshit.
Noel leading was a normal result, as you probably have noticed, the people generally like to sleep. And as I was telling you some time ago, I don't.
Beady Eye were and are still continuously growing, despite their album was released long ago, 14 months, not recently as Noel's, on tour now.
The fall of dictator Noel-Saddam Hussein... inside one of Noel's houses they also found loads of money he made thanks to all the lies he told and excuses for leaving Oasis (3 times), for finally admitting, in a moment of weakness (that is when one tells the truth) that he doesn't know why.
(then repeated: why did I leave Oasis, we were great)

Summary. From music experts (that is, their job), Noel also received 23 negative reviews from music magazines in the world (Beady Eye only one negative). Sorry Noel, being 1st at home in UK (and 28th in the most important chart, Usa) for beating Matt Cardle (and not Adele), just doesn't make history of you. Even Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber sold more albums than you.
There are some things you "forget" to say in your worldwide lying press conferences...
Noel received the hilarious "NME (Noel Musical Express) Godlike Genius" award (for being the man who had to pay the most money for copying songs?), and the people couldn't even vote, as in a dictatorship.
By contrast, Liam Gallagher was elected 2 times Best Frontman of All Time in music history, voted by the people, that's democracy.

here they were checking his famous "freaky teeth"



"Beatles & Stones" live @ Abbey Road, Beady Eye "worst" song
only rock'n'roll is forever... Noel said he's not making rock anymore and said he likes Beady Eye, their rock'n'roll thing... he knows well they are the band closest to Oasis (4 members out of 5). And if you support Noel the media darling, you'll never have Oasis back as you want.
HE said he doesn't want Oasis back.
Liam, Oasis SINGER (not Noel as many say), Oasis frontman (not Noel as many say), Oasis FOUNDER (also giving the name Oasis, it wasn't Noel as many say), Oasis icon, etc.
already stood the test of time, like Beatles and Stones...

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worst Oasis fan Noel Gallagher lost his hairstyle


MILAN - Japanese supermodel Jessica Michibata, girlfriend of McLaren driver-Oasis fan Jenson Button (3 ring circus) shows her new Oasis fringe hairstyle (this time not a wig), still fashionable. 
Noel Gallagher's hairstyle is now undefinable: a confusion of hair just like the confusion in his head, continuously contradicting himself and telling lies, confused in and out the "brains behind the band"...
Noel's looks like Prodi bird's nest (nido di merlo) shattered hair because he was sleeping.
As Noel lost his British identity... 
Classic from Noel, Oasis worst fan... leaving the band 3 times, doesn't know basic things, doesn't want a reunion, etc. 
Oh and about Japan: Beady Eye and Pretty Green did a lot for them, Noel nothing (and in 2010 even said he doesn't like to play for a charity but played it just for money...classic Noel).
News: next week (then we're going to test Oasis Jaguars @ Monza), Pretty Green fan Lewis Hamilton will be @ Mugello circuit in beautiful Tuscany (near Firenze, Florence - and the Machine, lol), where the mods leader Sting (Quadrophenia Ace Face on Italian scooter) makes wine and food, as my father. It's the only one test session during the F1 year... it's not as time ago when McLaren was allowed to go to my Minorca island)



Last night there was a tv programme here on an AC Milan president Berlusconi's channel (Noel's idol) speaking about my recent post on Paul McCartney dead. By a mechanic repairing cars near Milan (Corsico) there's Paul car (it's that car, certified), an Aston Martin, they had even found traces of blood on the car's hood, sign of an accident (in London), but not a mortal one.
But, they proved how it's almost true that Paul "changed", maybe it's another person... just like Noel changed...
And something to add to the mystery: the Beatles decided to quit live gigs since "Paul died"... and their music changed since "Paul died"... that's what Oasis did too, since "Noel died", August 2002, then in 2005 "Don't believe the truth" had a totally different rhythm, a military one.

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desperate Noel Gallagher adding girls to videos

LOS ANGELES - "Dream on" backstage: fake-up man Noel Gayllagher gets his make-up done, among other women only.
That's why a boy had the placard that said "NOEL WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
and he looked genuinely upset when he informed him he was already spoken for
(no Grazia magazine and no singing in falsetto and no "fashion? you gay"... this time)
and Noel was the one mocking Liam eh...
"shit happens...between brother AND SISTER..."

Noel Gallagher is desperate. Same old trick: to make interesting his videos, he's always adding girls... even himself.
Now also an unattractive one that people think she's attractive, called Mischa Barton. They don't know anything about beautiful women.
And telling stories (his best friend Paul Weller: Noel's stories are not true) in his videos, instead of showing a band playing, as Beady Eye. Of course, because, as Noel said, the High Flying Birds are not a band (but will disband, in November). Music should be about music... but music got worse nowadays, and these musicians as Noel think to be at cinema (where everything is fiction... that is, fake as him).
Liam: "Noel is fucking fake".
Let's "criticise" something "about Liam" too: his wife, Nicole Appleton, omg she's really ugly.
If I was a celebrity I would "party with supermodels" until 90 years old.
Well, that's what I do. So maybe I'm a celebrity.

more Oasis history.
Noel and Meg "divorced on grounds of his adultery with Sara. After the divorce was finalised, he claimed he had only admitted to cheating in order to speed up the divorce process and that he had never actually been unfaithful"
...sounds like he's a double liar...
Liam said their daughter is not Noel's daughter ahaha so Noel head-butted him (then of course for everybody, Noel included, the violent one is Liam...). Of course Noel then left the band (one of the 3 times).
Saying that Liam was the violent one (as Noel always says and moans as a scaredy cat) is nonsense 'cause Noel was always proud of being the one always beating him up.

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(not to be thrown at cows)

another Roberto (Di Matteo) in England, unbelievable Blues... (Chelsea, with 10 men... Mourinho's "phenomenon" Villas Boas couldn't do that.), Barcelona out of the Champions League, as always in my anticipatiiiions (as Liam the prophet), I had predicted before the season (August 2011).
No international trophies for Barcelona and AC Milan in 2012, but really sorry for the haters: AC Milan still the best club, at least until 2013 too, maybe more. And, still the last club winning 2 consecutive Champions Leagues-European Cups.
Liam Maldini ;)
Bayern Munich deserved to qualify for the final, ‎"God" Noel's idol special clown Mourinho's Real Madrid: back hooooommmmmmme!!!!!!!!!!!! "Jesus" Mourinho the man walking on water: sunk.
Of course he added excuses... he must have learned from Noel.

ci sono i rubentini che stanno spuntando come i funghi... la fama durante l'anno è quella standard di ladri, adesso che stanno per vincere il campionato, persone insospettabili stanno improvvisamente salendo sul carro dei vincitori...
non mi sorprenderei di vedere il ladro-sanguisuga falsone Noel Gallagher con Del Piero a festeggiare da qualche parte.
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mummy's boy Noel Gallagher avoided the court thanks to his mum

MILAN - Well that's pretty obvious, and people who are not Noel blinded fans, nor blinded journalists paid to write for the media darling Noel, can see it clear. Mummy's boy Noel Gallagher managed to avoid the court (thanks to his mum...) as Liam sued him (in my opinion: he could sue him for much more), but Noel won't be able to avoid all the lies he told...
He's not a grown man, he still tells lies as a kid... and continuously contradicts himself, he's confused. Again: sign that he's a very insecure person. 
Liam loves his mamma anyway, but doesn't use her... 


another new video, part 4: the final duel ("For a few dollars more"), turn up the volume.
Pretty Green, the fashion line started in Milano... (and launched for my birthday), already winner of the Drapers Award as best brand... as always, Noel is jealous. 
Italian spaghetti western film by Sergio Leone and music by maestro Ennio Morricone (Oasis first album cover and Noel's inspiration)
...where's Bonehead? ahahahahaha
... "between brother and SISTER", lol as Noel sings in falsetto and was on Grazia magazine (actor: Gian MARIA :) Volontè from Milan)
5:36 the "Be here now" clock, lol

saying that Liam was the violent one (as Noel always says and moans as a scaredy cat) is nonsense 'cause Noel was always proud of being the one always beating him up... He's a cry baby.
Noel and Meg "divorced on grounds of his adultery with Sara. After the divorce was finalised, he claimed he had only admitted to cheating in order to speed up the divorce process and that he had never actually been unfaithful"
...sounds like he's a double liar...
Liam said their daughter is not Noel's daughter ahaha so Noel head-butted him (then of course for everybody, Noel included, the violent one is Liam...). Of course Noel then left the band (one of the 3 times)

to the email readers, more about this, you remember:
in 2008 "Noel" (or his double) was attacked onstage in Toronto and then said he'll never recover from that. Yeah, we see the results... let's say it's just another of his excuses. Maybe a fake attack? As when, on 9 August 1994 at the Riverside in Newcastle, he faked to have "his" guitar (it was Johnny Marr's) destroyed from another fan attacking him. 
Ah yesterday was the shittiest day ever but today was Saint George's day (Milan day :) ...and on 25: Saint Mark day, that is: Manchester City first name) and had a good news: soon we're going to test cars on legendary Monza circuit again (as we did in the 90's... it's Oasis back :). This time: the English Jaguar! (it's years I wanted to do this). It's where the Red Bull comes from (they still have headquarters in Milton Keynes, so the Red Bull is not really a "fucking Austrian" car :). Also, Jaguar is one of Man City's sponsors and also the car for Oasis fans (you remember, Step Out, Going Nowhere, the commercials with the Shock of the Lightning), let me know if you wanna come. Noel can't do this, 'cause he's got no driving license, he's not 18 years old yet. Reminds me of my first girlfriend, the blonde on a Jaguar, "...she looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load... She was dressed up in leopard skin" (Liam, lol)

I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame...
I'm gonna be a millionaire (thanks to the Illuminati, lol) so can you take me there, wanna be wild...

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"Gli Europei finiscono la seconda settimana di luglio".
(interista Gianluca Rossi)

no, il 1° luglio. ...è il suo lavoro ("lavoro") e ancora, non sa un cazzo...
oggi pure l'apologia del "giornalista tifoso"... confermando quindi che non si tratta di lavoro...
per loro il luogo ideale è: il Bar Sport... lì possono continuare a bere quanto vogliono...
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is Noel Gallagher dead as Paul McCartney?

LONDON - Where's the real NOEL? maybe he died in that car accident in 2002 (Oasis times) in Indianapolis as the legend "Paul is dead" about Paul McCartney dying in a car crash...
Noel Gallagher (his internet nickname: General Dread) is definitely a hoax... a big bluff. As Liam says: he's a fucking fake.
Examples: the people think he's God but as we proved he's the devil. Or all the songs he copied. Or all the lies he tells, protected by the fact that he's a media darling...
While he was speaking now "he" said: “Paul is confusing me with the ghost of my past – I’ve changed".
Of course, he also said: I hate changes.
How many special people change.
On his album he sings: "what if I'm already dead, I would I know?"
Even his Guardian said: you would finally stop writing these terrible lyrics.
Noel now admitted he hates that song, his wife too. Panic among his blinded fans.
In 2008 "he" was attacked onstage in Toronto and then said he'll never recover from that. Yeah, we see the results... let's say it's just another of his excuses. Maybe a fake attack? As when, on 9 August 1994 at the Riverside in Newcastle, he faked to have "his" guitar (Johnny Marr's) destroyed from another fan attacking him.

You know, "Paul is dead" (PID) is an urban legend suggesting that Paul of The Beatles died in 1966 and was secretly replaced by a look-alike.
In September 1969, American college students published articles claiming that clues to Paul's death could be found among the lyrics and artwork of the Beatles' recordings. Clue-hunting proved infectious and within a few weeks had become an international phenomenon.
A clue was the "turn me on, dead man" message heard when "Revolution 9" from the White Album is played backwards. The story tells that Paul, on 9 November 1966, after an argument during a Beatles' recording session, had angrily driven off in his car. He had crashed it and died as a result. To spare the public from grief, the Beatles replaced him with William Campbell, the winner of a McCartney look-alike contest.
Hundreds of supposed clues to the death were reported by fans and followers of the legend; these also included symbolic interpretations of both lyrics and album cover imagery. One oft-cited example was the suggestion that the words spoken by McCartney's band-mate John Lennon in the final section of the song "Strawberry Fields Forever" are "I buried Paul". McCartney later revealed the words were actually "cranberry sauce". Another was the interpretation of the Abbey Road album cover as symbolising a funeral procession, with John, dressed in pure white, symbolises the preacher or heavenly body. Ringo, dressed in full black, symbolises the mourner. George, in scruffy denim jeans and shirt, symbolises the gravedigger and Paul, barefoot and out of step with other members of the band, symbolises the corpse.
Maybe the Beatles "played"" with this legend... John Lennon loved the black humour (as Noel...).
As Noel maybe played about him belonging to the Illuminati...
The story started because Paul (Zodiac sign: Gemini as Noel, double sign) hadn't been much in the press, which is definitely not Noel Gallagher's case: he's TOO MUCH in the press. But after all, the people should know the new Noel...
You can find many videos here: www.youtube.com/Iamaphoney

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In these days there's a tv programme here speaking about this. By a mechanic repairing cars near Milan (Corsico) there's Paul car (it's that car, certified), an Aston Martin, they had even found traces of blood on the car's hood, sign of an accident (in London), but not a mortal one.
But, they showed how it's almost true that Paul "changed", maybe it's another person... just like Noel changed...
And something to add to the mystery: the Beatles decided to quit live gigs since "Paul died"... and their music totally changed since "Paul died"... that's what Oasis did too, since "Noel died", August 2002, then in 2005 "Don't believe the truth" had a totally different rhythm, a military one.
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Noel Gallagher the jinx is defo in another continent

WOLVERHAMPTON - Vs Wolves, classic landscape, panorama, lol (I mean scenery): the blonde, the Oasis hairstyle, the beer belly ahaha
As Noel said: everybody hates the English, shite food, shite weather, beer bellies... oh but "Noel is Irish": the same as above, lol.
Incredible today Manchester United 4-4 vs Everton, now City only -3, can win the league. Who would have thought, they were -8 points with Noel Gallagher the jinx (3 games lost with him at the stadium this year, plus 2 other games lost when City talked about him). He is definitely in another continent...
next "Moonday" (30 April): the Premier League "final", the derby (first "set": 1-6, Balotelli can play).
And if they win the league? Noel wouldn't be here... Liam: he's a scaredy cat, a poor City fan.
This was planned, while for the first cup in 35 years Noel could come to see it. But City would have lost it.

Noel fan: "Oasis will live forever".
naaahh, they ended in 2009, because Noel Gallagher left the band, for the 3rd time.
and, Noel said he doesn't want Oasis back.

Meanwhile, in Milan: oh what a coincidence (as Noel fans say: just coincidences), former Milan and England Capello today @ the San Siro... rumours say he's gonna be (again) the new AC manager (or Marco Van Basten).
Shittiest day ever, Milan throwing away the league by themselves (but again, strange referee decisions against us), McLaren losing by themselves as in a traffic jam (in hindsight, it would have been better to erase that crazy Bahrain race).

Still people mocking Noel (where's Liam? where's Bonehead?)
"one fucking guy who kept shouting out at the top of his voice . . . "YOU'VE MADE IT MAN . . . YOU'VE CRACKED AMERICA MAAAAN!!!!" A quick glance up at the smattering of empty seats in the balcony would suggest otherwise I thought . . . but thanks anyway MAAAAN!!!"
defo cracked: 28th position.

As I had predicted in my antiicipatiiiiions (just like Liam the prophet), unfortunately, Barcelona is not going to win the league. That's also why they would have done anything to win vs AC Milan (even with some strange penalty). I had even predicted they will completely fail soon.
In a possible Champions League final Real Madrid-Barça, this time unfortunately I have to support Noel Gallagher's idol Mourinho, 'cause he supported Milan about penalties given to Barça, and I want us to be still the best club (with 3 possible international trophies in 2012, Real would be @ 18, as Milan)



it was the Record Store Day, here's from Beady Eye last year
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since Oasis first gig, Noel Gallagher telling lies

LOS ANGELES - Noel Gallagher finally admits: "the reception for my album has not been great I have to say [of course... you can also say: 28th position], but then nothing ever was that great after Morning Glory".
Oh but didn't he repeat again and again that Oasis failed in America because of Liam... and then finally admitted they didn't fail...

To the Noel godlike fans who think Noel was the founder of Oasis and even gave the name Oasis:
"From the start, I didn't think Liam was happy with the name The Rain. I guessed as much when LIAM said, in one long breath: 'It's a dogshit name. Any ideas, anyone? No? Right, we'll call ourselves Oasis'."
(Tony)
It was from a poster of the Inspiral Carpets in Liam's bedroom.
Noel wasn't even there, 'cause he was touring as a roadie for the Carpets, and joined the band much later.
I knew these things about 20 years ago, and there are still so many "fans" (they think and say they're fans) who don't know them. Oh, they're Noel fans.

Noel telling lies since Oasis' first concert (Boardwalk, Manchester, 18 August 1991)
"Liam had invited Noel down and seemed genuinely that his big (little) brother was coming to see us.
The audience was unable to remove their eyes from the frontman.
After we had finished, Liam went out front to see Noel and ask him what he thought. 'Fucking shit', came the reply.
Liam was deflated after his brother's cutting two-word review. BigUn then told Liam that Noel had been engrossed, excitedly telling his girlfriend just how much potential the band had. Noel just couldn't bring himself to tell Liam that. This was the norm from Noel, who seldom showed any positive emotion towards Liam. We all knew that he was itching to join in, but we decided to let him sweat. We were sounding tight and definitely had our own unique sound. But it was fun to make Noel sweat.
The Noel version of events - which sees him joining armed with a clutch of hit records already penned, assuming the name 'the Chief' and immediately starting to dish out orders - is utter nonsense.
Liam asked him why he wanted to join such a shit band. Noel would mumble some kind of reply, but he'd never admit he thought we were good".
(Tony)

You see, the reason why he's always lying, is that he's got huge inferiority complexes towards Liam.
Summarizing, the people who have been close to Noel who say he tells lies are: his 2 brothers Liam and Paul, his best friend Paul Weller, then Andy, then "Noel's (imaginary) friend" Gem even says Noel's songs are not by Noel, then Oasis biggest fan (that is me), and Tony.

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San Siro white night +new shirt 2013


MILAN - For the 3rd year, the San Siro stadium (also, where Oasis should play someday, if Noel Gallagher has some balls) is hosting the "Notte bianca" (white night), on 18 May.
Not only to visit the legendary "Scala del calcio" football theatre, it's also possible to shoot a penalty. As goalkeepers: young players of AC Milan and Inter, plus some famous players.
There will be thousands of people, in fact it's possible to go from 6:30 pm until 6 am (!), but it will probably end before.
The price for the public is € 15.
Inside the stadium there's also a museum. The people visiting come from all over the world, especially Holland (20%), probably for the legend of Marco Van Basten (rumours say he will be the next AC Milan manager - or Capello), then Great Britain (11%), Brazil and China (10%), etc. many from Japan too, of course.
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bella cagata, organizzata da cani... siamo dovuti tornare indietro. Pisapia portasfiga di merda


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AC Milan new jersey 2013 (+also about the English founder, etc.), presentation 2 May 2012 @ San Siro.
still the best club in history, 18 international trophies, and, still the last club to win 2 consecutive Champions Leagues-European Cups.
It's not a very nice shirt... too big stripes, and those white lines with even a white collar...
Adidas, must be Noel Gallagher's fault.
Noel = Adidas = Germany = Nazi, lol... as his favourite Nazi books
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party for the end of the ignorant High Flying Birds, R.I.P.

MILAN - Which books are on your bedside table at the moment? they say a lot about your current situation :).
As in "High Fidelity" here are my 5 now: Tony "Oasis: the truth", DiLello "Longest cocktail party" (Liam's film), Salvador Dali (Beady Eye's Millionaire) "Hidden faces" (just like the beady eyes are hidden), Schopenahauer "The art of treating women", Hornby "High fidelity". Usually some books always stay there.  Noel Gallagher said he loves books about the Nazi period.
You might think: "books?! Oasis fans don't read books". Noel the "brains behind the band" was the one who "changed the generation" and was "proud to be ignorant"... and we saw the results of our generation... Of course, I'm not saying I'm intelligent.
Noel Gallagher repeated that his Low Lying Turds (as he said: the band that is not a band but will disband) will disband in November (he chose the month of death, quite strange... 'cause I checked the dates of his gigs, they end in September...). This is an important step for the Oasis fans, to have Oasis back, the Oasis reunion (that Noel said he doesn't want). Maybe also end of Noel telling lies? Yes please. 
He said he's gonna party when Margareth Thatcher dies. Quite sad to party for an old woman dying, whether you like her or not. It's part of the Noel "the brains behind the band" Gallagher character: wishing Blur to catch Aids and die, saying John Lennon was an idiot and he doesn't care about his life, saying people going to Lady Diana's funeral are stupid, supporting death penalty, insulting Michael Jackson when he had just died, etc.
Why "ignorant": not only for the books, also because both the worst Oasis fan Noel (leaving the band 3 times) and his fans showed they don't know, they ignore even simple, basic facts about Oasis history... A real Oasis fan knows EVERYTHING about Oasis.
Let's make this night, on 2 November (I must have learned this black humour from Noel), in one of the coolest places, our Hollywood Milano club (or @ Just Cavalli Hollywood), where of course Noel's never been to. Liam has.
6 November (again, it all seems calculated): to the Americans, remember to vote Noel as new USA President. After all, he tried everything to break America: album recorded in the USA, name of the band taken from the USA, music inspired by the USA, videos USA-style, etc. Nothing, 28th position in the most important chart outside home.
When Liam was @ Hollywood Milano (September 2008, while Noel was supporting death penalty), you remember, he talked against drugs... (proper great lyrics from Noel: "you might as well do the white line"...). For those who don't know, this club had a problem with people using drugs in the toilets (it was a scandal on the newspapers). But the strange thing (again, Liam the prophet predicting things, as September 11) is that he spoke about it time BEFORE that problem they had and solved in September 2010 (crucial year for the start of a "new order of the world" for the Illuminati).
He was at Just Cavalli last year, February 2011.
Now, Formula 1 weekend in Bahrain. There was a bomb close to the Force India staff car... can you imagine, cars dodging bombs. A must see. I must have learned this black humour from Noel.

Birds Eye peas ad video
oooouuuuhhh there's an important step to the truth about the Illuminati (their symbols: eye and birds). Liam's ex wife Patsy Kensit when she was a kid, putting together Beady Eye and High Flying Birds...
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Noel Gallagher moaning about himself

MILAN - here it is, Mario Balotelli hat, handmade, from the English sexy grannies :). Fashion is eccentricity... if you see one around wearing this, it's either me or Mario, can't be no one else, lol. 
This is great... Beady Eye could play on 1 July @ Hop Farm festival (Kent, near London), with Richard Ashcroft and Suede, but maybe not. 
Noel would hate 30 June: Patti Smith and Bob Dylan, too many "them fucking communists", lol. 
ahahaha on YouTube: Noel Gallagher @ Coachella, "Don't look back in anger", OASIS COVER ahahahaha so true... High Flying Birds is a cover band, piano bar band, Titanic band... poor Noel the victim... they're still mocking him... now even the songs he was singing. WHERE'S NOEL?! 
He feels alone. He always moans about everything. Now he moaned about moaning celebrities moaning. He self-moaned about himself moaning.
Wondering why his wife was sick to have him at home...
It's like the HFB: the band that is not a band but will disband (in November... we'll make a party).
Now he says that the song that changed his life is one of his own... OH really? I thought it was one of his own... Yeah, of course Live forever changed it, 'cause made a lot of money...
You might disagree, but I've always thought that Definitely Maybe is an overrated album... not bad, but not THAT superb as everybody always says. This is more strange to me, about my Illuminati post, 'cause Oasis had an immediate success... too big (in America too), for being a new band...
It's amazing how all the people think he's God, when in reality, as we proved, he is the DEVIL. Fact. 
They adore one who they don't know personally. They're adoring Satan... 
The ones who know him personally, the closest ones as his best friend, 2 brothers, best Oasis fan, Andy, etc. say he's lying. His wife and son hate his music. Almost all the past Oasis members had to leave the band having argued with him, etc. Gem said Noel's songs are not by Noel.


tribute, 18 years without Ayrton Senna, since Oasis began... (spring 1994)
Senna through the storm, we can keep his legend alive. 
It's amazing how many people could stay there @ pitstop, quite dangerous... now they can't, during the race.
The banner "Ayrton thank you for staying simply the best" is from Monaco GP 1993 (won by him), we were there. Of course I added the Europe GP 1993 @ Donington. You can find his tshirts with original logo (best price around) clicking here and with Brazil colours here
As in "High Fidelity", my favourite top5 drivers of all time: 
Senna, Button, Schumacher, Fangio (Argentinian of Italian origins), Stirling Moss or James Hunt, cool as fuck (Liam Gallagher would say: Steve McQueen) 


another new video, other Illuminati gestures...Jenson Button was involved in them (I know it's a "W" but also the devil's horns...), another F1 weekend, now in Bahrain. Let's hope nothing bad happens for anyone... McLaren boys will have extra SAS-style security (as soldiers), as Oasis had in 2009...

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Noel Gallagher fans are sick of Fucking

FUCKING - nooooooo do you remember the posts about Fucking (and the update, with the cows).
We must go there before they change name of the Fucking town.
Nothing ever lasts forever... not even fucking. They've had enough of fucking... they got a headache.
They're stupid, that name is good for the Fucking tourism, I think they should even build more Fucking hotels, etc.
It must be Noel Gallagher's fans fault, who consider the f-word (four letter word) a scandal. God Noel never says that word, he's a perfect angel and never says bad words.
Anyway, still their stupidity and close-minded brain: if you don't put his name on the title, they don't read anything. They're interested in God only. It's amazing how all the people think he's God, when in reality, as we proved, he is the DEVIL. Fact. They adore one who they don't know personally. They're adoring Satan... The ones who know him personally, the closest ones as his best friend, 2 brothers, best Oasis fan, Andy, etc. say he's lying. His wife and son hate his music. Almost all the past Oasis members had to leave the band having argued with him, etc. and Gem said Noel's songs are not by Noel...

Fed-up Fucking residents of a picture postcard village called Fucking in Austria are voting on whether to change its Fucking name.
The move came after a growing number of calls by pranksters from abroad who ring up locals and ask “Is that Fucking” — before bursting into laughter and hanging up.
The Austrian village's street signs are regularly stolen even though they are welded to steel posts set in concrete.
Fucking mayor Franz Meindl said: “The phone calls are really the final straw.
“I always wanted the name to stay but it’s just got too much now. The only problem is that we need all of the Fucking residents to agree to the name change. Everyone needs to agree for it to happen.
“As you can imagine there are heated discussions about the name change.”
Drivers heading into the Fucking village have often spotted Fucking naked tourist couples romping in front of the Fucking signs.
Local entrepreneurs have made the situation worse by flogging Fucking postcards, Fucking Christmas cards and even more recently Fucking Beer.
Fucking residents voted to keep the name in 1996 despite problems caused by American servicemen from across the border in Germany who drove to the area just to be photographed in front of the Fucking signs.
They then sent the snaps back home to their girlfriends and wives.
Around 100 Fucking villagers will this week hold a meeting to decide whether to switch the name to either ‘Fuking’ or ‘Fugging’.
If the Fucking change goes ahead, they will be following in the footsteps of stadium bosses in Switzerland who were forced to change their name because red-faced stars were too embarrassed to play there, in Wankdorf.


Oasis, Fucking in the bushes
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Oasis split because of Illuminati



MILAN - Watch this video very carefully (use Chrome). 3rd part of "Oasis mysteries"... the curse of Oasis.
The God Horus = sun... (Falling Down)
also featuring Jenson Button, Johnny Depp, etc.
the Illuminati will have to pay me a lot of money for my silence... if I find something more... and you will not know about it.
We must find who stole his soul, or better: who sold his soul... He sold it to someone... here is necessary a travel to all the Da Vinci Code places: Milan-(Venice)-Rome-Paris-London-Scotland...
Noel is watching... he loves YouTube, and always speaks about it.
If one says these are all bullshit, he's an idiot, because even Noel didn't say so when asked about Illuminati... it seems like he wants to be mysterious... he could say "no" or "bullshit" and he just said "no comment"...
I added some more things down here (more than in the video).
Noel is 100% Illuminati, absolutely no doubt. Only fans blinded by his light couldn't see these things...

Back in the years, also Liam had many strange predictions...(September 11, in 2000, the year before, but also other things). I used to say: wtf? is he a prophet? I think he now left the Illuminati.
Liam's success now sounds much more real than godlike Noel's, media darling, etc.
When Oasis album "Standing on the shoulder of giants" failed, Noel started to think about a solo career... years later: real reason for the split...
In 2002 the band members (also Gem and Andy, now totally members) started to write their songs...
On that "Heathen Chemistry" cover, Noel was the only one looking in another direction...
And that place is Paris, that years later will be: the place of Oasis split...
Last year Noel with Sara said he wanted to make sing "What a life" to Madonna...
one of the celebrities even wearing the Illuminati pyramid with the eye is Madonna...
John Lennon was also considered one among the Illuminati.
Johnny Depp too, has strange photos showing one eye... He played with Oasis in two meaningful songs about "fading"... and Liam wants him for his film...
Both the Gallaghers predicted things about the future... Both of them were wearing Illuminati Knight Bono similar rings...
I remember Liam also wanted to be photographed while kissing Illuminati Bono (even with his tongue) as Noel did. Bono sometimes covers his eye as Noel sometimes did, and made satanic gestures...
I remember there were times when both the Gallaghers disliked Bono. Probably he's got something to do with this story, he could have forced them. Also Liam had those similar rings of Noel and Bono, they told me they come from Ireland, but recently in an interview Noel said he got them in Japan... (he always have double versions for everything, he's reciting a script that someone else wrote and he forgets things, even easy things to remember... after all he was the "brains behind the band"... I write scripst for Liam, so it can't be me the one writing them for Noel).
I remember both of the brothers were over-excited to meet Jimmy Page in a backstage, and he's considered a satanist, etc. and there was also Robert Plant, both considered satanists. Curiously, the Gallaghers always "forget" to mention Led Zeppelin among their favourite bands... and they are among them (I remember Noel was even wearing their t-shirts in the early days, I must have some photo around)
Illuminati story: real reason for the Oasis split. All the rest is bullshit, they argued all their life.
I never believed all the excuses given by Noel: that were, Liam, Pretty Green, the band members not supporting, the management not supporting, etc. All the closest people to him (best friend Paul Weller, 2 brothers Liam and Paul, plus Andy and biggest Oasis fan that is me), last year they (we) all said he's telling lies.
I try to speak easily, as usual: the Illuminati is a group of a few millionaire people who want to give a new order to the world... experts said it (already) happened in 2010...
maybe you can see some of those people in this video... usually they meet in some places...
the purpose of Illuminati is the individual emancipation... (as Noel going solo...), for a knowledge given to "those who deserve it" only...
Masonry was started in London in 1717, just where Noel went to live... but masonry was born in Egypt. The God Horus is adored by the Illuminati... and is represented as a bird...
When Noel asked Balotelli if he's ever been to Africa, Mario said no, and Noel said "I was in Egypt only"...
I remember when Noel went to Egypt, he said he met Richard Branson, of Virgin... that's when he met Jenson Button ('cause in 2009 he was driving for Branson's car, and he surprisingly become world champion with a weak car...). The new car was called Brawn, made by Ross Brawn from Manchester...
That year, Branson's new car had their only one year in F1... immediate success, just like Oasis... typical of Illuminati, because they say you have to "sell your soul", and you have an instant success.
Also the car was world champion... then, the team disappeared... in 2010 sold to the Russian Marussia... same year just like Russia winning the World Cup in 2018 to host, and Noel and Button had supported England...
Also, Button always stays at the same hotel where Liam always goes...
Branson is considered one of the Illuminati...
The triangle of the pyramid is even on the cover of Noel solo American-style album... and on the dollars.
London, 15 August 2009, just a few days before Oasis split: Noel makes strange gestures, also with a triangle...
more symbols... the stars, also on the devil's face... too many "coincidences"... ‎"nearest recruit station"... and he was at a gas station.
The star also on the guitar in the Shock of the Lightning... a similar type of airplane from the Jefferson Airplane-High Flying Birds poster... on Liam's face...
On the Illuminati pyramid there's also the Blue lodge... and the Scottish rite...
the Scotsman Alan McGee, the Oasis discoverer, is obsessed with symbolism and swastika (but he's not a Nazi).
And now Noel's got a Scottish wife, Sara MacDonald, who is quite strange for him: she hates Oasis (could be the Yoko Ono, if it wasn't already Russell Brand), hates his music, hates Stop the Clocks, and is a fan of Rangers... (as the Oasis discoverer Alan too...)
Noel is a fan of Celtic, there's a huge, even religious rivalry between those clubs, as no one else in the world.
In 1997, Noel, Meg and Alan (not Liam) famously met Tony Blair, who is now considered a Nazi by some people, after the war in Iraq.
Those artworks with the fallen glass for the singles in 2000 before September 11 are really creepy, it seems someone already knew everything... Ga11agher...
after September 11, I remember Noel had said he was supporting the war in Iraq, and now he said he made a career thanks to "war"...
September 2008, just a few days before the LAST album (atomic bomb) he said he supported death penalty...
In 2008, he made a compilation and as first song he put The 4 horsemen, with the "666"...
If you have a dollar you can check this: 666, the devil's number in the height of the banknote (6.66)
behind the dollar, there's not only the Illuminati pyramid (with written in Latin: “Novus Ordo Seclorum Annuit Coeptis”, “un nuovo ordine mondiale arride agli iniziati”, "a new world order smiles to the initiated"), band also an eagle... with "E pluribus unum” ("from many, one"...)
Also Noel's favourite club Manchester City has an eagle as symbol (USA too), with something written in Latin, "superbia in proelio". These are Roman symbols, considered Nazi symbols (City biggest legend is the German Trautmann, an ex Nazi)
The pyramid is "broken" and there are 13 lines of bricks (as USA 13 stripes on the flag) and the year written in Roman numbers is 1776, that is also the foundation of Illuminati, from Germany...
13 is a fundamental number for the Illuminati pyramid, and the Eye represents "a new era"...
13 not only in the pyramid, also above the eagle: 13 stars... if you put them together, the result is a star of David...
besides, the eagle has 13 arrows... 13 leaves... 13 olives...
Noel said that "only a rich politician is a good politician because he's already rich"...
In 2010 Noel was in a film produced by Berlusconi, about his club... who often makes his Illuminati gestures...
when the communist dictatorship of China refused Oasis, Noel wrote: "them fucking communists"...
(Berlusconi would love that)
knight Berlusconi's mansion has the symbol of the city of Milan (also, Alfa Romeo logo): masonic cross of the Templar kights and snake eating the man.
That's also Berlusconi's Mediaset symbol (he wanted to buy Inter for this, but then bought Milan, mascot: the devil)
Liam's tattoo is from Elvis Presley karate philosophy: TCB Take Care of Business... - Faith, Spirit, Discipline (in a flash). Elvis was accused of nazism sometimes.
Noel always said he only read 2 "normal" books, the Illuminati's Angels & Demons and the Da Vinci code... but last year he said he loves books about Nazi stories... (I had published his favourite books list)
"Agent Zigzag, I love books about the Nazi period"... (and there's an eye with a big Z)
"as you look into the eyes of a bloody cold assassin, it's only then you'll realise, with who's life you have been messing"
(Noel Gallagher, My big mouth)
"from my crystal gazing eye, there shines a light, like dynamite"
(Noel Gallagher, Flashbax)
Another Noel's favourite film it's in the Nazi period: "Downfall. I love the black nihilism of it. They are dead.
Best of all is the YouTube parody in which Oasis have split up". And he quotes the tickets they had for the gig... (you left the band, we weren't very happy, Noel... nothing to laugh about)
on Oasis LAST album Dig Out Your Soul: in that main video (the Shock of the Lightning) containing artwork from the album, there is the eye (on Liam) and the owl (again) and the Iron Cross of the German Army, that is used in public things where one can't use a swastika... (videogames, videos, etc.)
Many characters of this whole story have a moustache and look like owls (also Noel in some photo, really strange face sometimes, and often looking like a little devil)... also Button last year grew a moustache...
And the same owl (barbagianni, barn owl) of Noel was in Liam's video I'm outta time (quite meaningful song) ... still from Dig Out Your Soul... He wear a cowboy hat and falls down.. then gets up. He was already wearing Pretty Green clothes, one of "reason" why Oasis split, according to Noel (bullshit).
On Oasis' first album (Definitely Maybe), Liam was on the floor... the film they were wastching was Noel's favourite one: the spaghetti western The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (by Italian Sergio Leone, music by Italian maestro Ennio Morricone, inspiration for Everybody's on the run and more, as in some songs on Don't Believe the Truth...). Noel spoke about that graveyeard scene...
After the first album, Noel sacked the drummer Tony McCarroll, who then sued Noel...
In the video for "Live Forever", Tony was buried, and then gets up...
Oasis last video was Falling Down, single published on 8 March 2009, Woman's Day, with a woman on the floor...
that seems a reference to Liam, also for the black dog running in the park, as in Liam's Songbird video... dressed in black (and he looked like a girl in that video). Noel said he loves that song...
in Falling Down there's the "only one eye open", typical Illuminati symbol...
the lyrics seem to predict the summer split...
"The summer sun that blows my mind [the God Horus = sun] that blows my mind is falling down on all that I've ever known..." "A dying scream (etc.) we live a dying dream, if you know what I mean... In time we'll kiss the world, goodbye".
The story of that video is about the Royal family... Noel always hated them...
See the pyramid: "monarch, illuminati & mafia"... ("time to wake up, people")
I remember some months ago, the Queen put Liam on her Honors List... (as CBE Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire) ...the news was given only by some American sites...
And but last year Noel said he would love to become a Knight... (!)
Lucifer: the light bringer... first song: "Bring the light"...
the Illuminati (beady) eye... (and Beady Eye looked like inside an eye).
in fact, beady eye was quite a strange name, and it means: a hidden eye that see everything, just like the Illuminati eye.
On the other side (Noel's), the owl, that is another Illuminati symbol, that is a bird...
the name of the new bands sound like provocations between them: still Illuminati (beady!) eye and still birds and owls...
we must find an expert of symbols: Robert Langdon, lol.

Unfortunately I had only 15 minutes for this video. Another of Noel's favourite books is "One minute to midnight" by Michael Dobbs, and Noel said: "This is an hour-by-hour account of the 48 hours leading up to the Cuban Missile Crisis, and it's staggering. At midnight, nuclear war was going to start. Kennedy woke up the next morning and realised that there were good people on the Russian side as well. The army were pushing Kennedy towards war, and likewise with Khrushchev, and it very nearly happened".
Noel also said that he wants to be the new President of America... (and his "band" will disband in November, that's when there are the elections...). Kennedy: born 29 May 1917. Noel Gallagher: born 29 May 1967... both 29 May... exactly 50 years of difference. Zodiac sign: Gemini, double.
I'm Gemini too, but at least I was born 9 June as Pretty Green, that began in Milan.
Noel, as I know you love YouTube: stay away from politics. That's not a good sign. Also because, recently you said you want "something horrible to happen" for you (classic self-harm from you), because you feel your life is all right and you would like some troubles. For example, that mad fan entering one of your houses was not a nice thing. We're already enough "mad for it".

more to come from godlike Oasis crystal ball of "Don't Believe the Truth"...
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Noel Gallagher's high sleeping pills

INDIO - There was a security nightmare for Noel Gallagher when Coachella staff kicked off over his sleeping pills.
The ex Oasis guitarist was stopped and searched three times on his way into the festival near Palm Springs, California, on Saturday.
And the jobsworth officials were unimpressed when they pulled a bag of 30 white and yellow pills from his backpack.
Noel explained: “We got body-searched coming in. It was like an airport.
“It is me, I suppose, so they might know the history (like... your music is not enough for sleeping?)
“They pulled out my sleeping tablets and asked me to explain them.
“There were about 30 little yellow and white tablets.
“I said, ‘In all seriousness Chuck, or whatever your name is, do you not think these would at least be down my sock? They are sleeping tablets.
“ ‘What do you want me to do? Take one before I go on stage to prove what they are?’ ” (I thought you were already taking them?)
It wasn’t the only problem globetrotter Noel has encountered on his travels. He was rattled by an earthquake after playing a gig in Mexico last week, we already wrote about it...
what a bugger.
I would check him everytime he moans about the place where he can't smoke...
difference: Liam has grown, he quit smoking and drinking hard and spends Noel's thousands of pounds for a night in bar, in toys for him (lol) and his kids. Stay young Beady Eye... and call your kids BeadyEye by the end of Noel's world...

Noel: "There's some people that say Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds are better than Oasis."
...yes, and they use drugs.
It must be those "really kids" he said, his new fans of the lost generation who don't know anything about Oasis, and even think going to one of his gigs is going to an Oasis gig.
Another thing: he had said he didn't want to talk to people and sign autographs, and didn't want people talking to him. Then he had whole conversations and autographs sessions...

more about yesterday's post:
it seems like Noel is reciting a script someone else wrote (must be someone from the Illuminati) and forgets some things, often very easy things (wasn't he the "brains behind the band"?). Writing a script for Noel - that can't be me, I already write them for Liam.
Noel's got different stories for everything, he's incoherent and contradictory, it seems like he's not sure about anything, Oasis split, politics, etc. or he wants to confuse the people... when people idolise a God, one should confuse them... "drug" them... If you ever talked to one his new fans: they sound like people without a brain.

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I'm preparing a super video that is "fucking genius", lol

more from Coachella:
"Noel Gallagher opted to keep his High Flying Birds band logo on the jumbo screens throughout much of his performance, alienating much of the crowd."
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Noel Gallagher changed a generation. And we see the results

INDIO - California, Coachella festival. All the reviews about Noel Gallagher's performance are negative. Oh, again. But they can't reach the 23 negative reviews about his album.
"Noel Gallagher opted to keep his High Flying Birds band logo on the jumbo screens throughout much of his performance, alienating much of the crowd."
"...playing with the awkwardly-monikered Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, offered an unremarkable set of mid-tempo dad-rock." Also, dead rock. As he said, he's not making rock anymore...
"A not-entirely-friendly crowd shouted question about the whereabouts of Liam..."
"The new songs were all right, but they were nothing that would normally get an artist onto the big platform late in the afternoon at Coachella on their own.
And after "where's Liam?!" in Milan and "where's Bonehead?!" in America, now “Where’s your brother, you Noel motherfucker?!” an audience member rudely screamed between songs". They still mock him, poor boy.
Fucking hell, God was playing in the afternoon... the evening would've been too late for a retired old man. What a shit impression.
Very clever, when he says he can't be as great as Oasis, he says the Turds is not band.
His fans now say that "Noel Gallagher changed a generation"... oh yeah definitely, for worse, and we see the results... Just the other day of course he said he's not the voice of a generation...
You may find it stupid now in 2012, if you're a recent fan, but I wonder how many fans learned from the "Godlike genius" to insult people and use drugs... he always used to convey a feeling, a way of life, etc. that his fans felt they had to follow. Even more devoted fans than Justin Bieber's fans.
I don't know where is this thing that Noel fantards say, that Noel is considered a genius in England... oh really? so why under every article about him there's always a lot of people mocking him, even hating him.
His fans think that he's God and all the world loves him... seriously, the great majority of people dislikes him. For many reasons, not only because they don't like his music (even his wife hates it), also because he always insulted everyone, etc. At least about Liam we are aware that people generally don't like him... also because, they always want to misunderstand him... then it's easier for them to insult him.
Maybe Noel's blinded fans consider him a genius because of the NME NoelMusicalExpress extra award of "Godlike Genius"... that people couldn't even vote. At least Liam was elected best frontman in music history 2 times because people voted him... that's democracy.
About the "Oasis mysteries", we were discussing about them again: Noel definitely belongs to the Illuminati, as we proved. He must have sold his soul... We must find who stole his soul, or better: who sold his soul...
Liam's success now sounds much more real, it doesn't come from being a media darling as Noel, or being "God" from blinded fans, etc.
More about owls: the main video of Dig Out Your Soul (atomic bomb before the split) contains artwork from the album, with those Illuminati owls... owls still present in his solo videos... and the same owl (barbagianni, barn owl) was in Liam's video I'm outta time... quite meaningful... still from Dig Out Your Soul...
The names of the new bands sound like provocations between them: still Illuminati (beady!) eye and still birds and owls... Excluding all the excuses Noel said for the Oasis split (they sound ridiculous, and all the people close to him, also best friend, Oasis best fan and 2 brothers, last year they all said he tells lies), also being the fact that he wanted to go solo (since 2000) the real reason (plus some flirting between Liam and Noel's wife), another reason could be that Liam wanted to leave the Illuminati... 'cause if you see back in the years, also among the Oasis mysteries, also Liam knows things about the future... (and that's creepy, somehow) ...as I said: he was a prophet.

About Liam, Noel now says: "We texted over Christmas, stuff like that." (another imaginary friend via sms message as with Gem 2 years ago?) ...stuff like that to be thrown at cows.
And I remember well last year: he had said he was NOT going to message Liam this Christmas!
Maybe Liam sent him a message, 'cause I know he likes very much his new iPhone he got last year, when I exchanged my number with him.
Noel the "little bitch"... he's a call girl! What a rentboy. You should propose him a marriage, but only if you're a boy and if he still sings in falsetto and is on Grazia magazine.

It seems like he's reciting a script someone else wrote and forgets some things, often very easy things (wasn't he the "brains behind the band"?). Writing a script for Noel - that can't be me, I already write them for Liam.
Noel's got different stories for everything, it seems like he's not sure about anything, Oasis split, politics, etc. or he wants to confuse the people... when people idolise a God, one should confuse them...

The jinx Noel Gallagher now also insulted local hero in Mexico, Chicharito, just because he's a Manchester United player.
He said his name means "little idiot", and that he's never seen him playing (?) and doesn't know him (?) and he thinks he's an idiot.
what a little idiot. what a shitty impression.
result: Manchester United is winning...
besides, Chicharito doesn't mean little idiot... I've heard "noelgallagher" means "motherfucker"...
Come on, go to another City game so they'll lose for the 4th time with you this year, or let them speak about you for one week so they'll lose for the 3rd time speaking about you, or support England for the World Cup in 2026, so your hated Australia is gonna win...

I didn't expect this: thanks for the minute of silence in Manchester today for Morosini the Italian footballer who died (or was it for Hillsborough too?). Now Man United will surely win the league. I hope so. Noel Gallagher deserves it. And City didn't behave well with us AC Milan for the Tevez story.

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life in Milan and Noel Gallagher the fake Superman

MILAN - Milan... "as being on the Moon", as a certain model told me while walking around together...
(model: Sara) 
In fact, there's a real piece of (blue) Moon inside Leonardo Da Vinci museum beside us.
classic Milan: $$$ mod scooters, shops, sun.
corso Venezia street, last year we were there @ Dolce & Gabbana, with the AC Milan players to celebrate the Serie A league won. 
Scooters from Milan are the famous Lambretta (name from Milan river Lambro), both Liam and Noel have one.

Again, I see the people around the world are desperate (that's why girls come to visit me, lol - ironic).
To come to live in Milan you must bring a suitcase full of money, or have someone hosting you. There are jobs, but they can hardly make you live.
They don't know yet that, as a song by the band Bluvertigo from Monza, "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective"... as I call it: it's a "niche life"... I wrote about it time ago... you go to meet a celebrity, etc. it's a very different life, also some negative things, and even more expensive than in New York and London.
For some girls who came to visit me, it took time to understand the kind of life here... and they "didn't make it". I mean they wanted to stay but were too superficial, provincial, and came back to live, unhappy, in some lost place forgotten by God... I don't mean that here you can be surely happy (more often: the opposite), but you must be prepared... as that post of mine some time ago: Milan, heaven and hell... (Oasis' Lyla: heaven-hell, my mademoiselle...)
Then, if you live in Milan, for the other people in Italy you become "one from Milan"... that can be extremely positive or negative, according to the intelligence of the people saying that... Saying that about a girl, it means that you're an "impossible girl", so it's useless to try to flirt or whatever, as we say, she'll "never give it to you", lol.
As I'm not a girl :) (and not a gay who wants to marry Noel Gallagher), when people know that I'm from Milan, usually they have a great respect for me.
It's a "very English" city, for many reasons (and in fact one of the biggest communities here is that of English people), and people from other parts of Italy are jealous... as Noel Gallagher said: "everybody hates the English"...
About the city and the people in general, they always picture Milan as a "gray city", with "gay people", saying that we "only have the fog" (thanks, very English that one too), that is totally false, as there's everything. As I was born in the historic centre and always lived there for decades, I can also say that it's almost always sunny.
The people who are not from Milan are usually very interested in Milan fashion and also nightlife, I used to be interested in that, now I have different interests.
Usually the rivalry is with people from Rome, but of course you can find many people from Rome who totally love Milan, and people from Milan who love Rome, in fact it can be considered a very nice city that one too.

"Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it" (touching his heart more times than @ other gigs)
(Liam Gallagher, Beady Eye, former Oasis)

"nice jacket" (lol)
(Liam embracing me)

more or less it was:
"Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people".
(David Beckham in Milanello, throwing balls at me... former AC Milan, Oasis friend... someone else throws stuff at cows, lol)

"...but then everybody's coming to Milan".
(Milan anthem)

"The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings.
We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous.
Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!"
(Jacq)

"Noel refers to Italy as Oasis 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting they have chosen Milan to stage the final show..."
it was more or less:
"Italian boys are the same as me, very passionate. 4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there".
(the "ex Oasis guitarist" lol, Noel Gallagher)

If you listen to what Noel Gallagher says (and if you are a fan of Noel, you probably don't listen to him...), he's Superman. Great success with women (? maybe some ugly, desperate housewives? those who read Grazia magazine with Noel on it), partying with supermodels (? the only one time was for the video of Cigarettes and Alcohol, so it was prepared... I was there, @ Borderline in London, August 1994, and they weren't even supermodels, and he looked like an idiot), etc.
To "quote back" Noel referring to Liam, when I hear Noel speaking about himself, I dunno who is this supercool person he's talking about... the one I know is a complete idiot.
He also always described himself as a football hooligan in his youth, a sort of hero, as always... (notice: it's never OTHER PEOPLE describing him as a hero...)
the truth is different, he was always running away:
"...I looked at Noel, who looked back terrified. 'Fuck this', he shouted and was off on his toes."
"I looked to Noel, who was as white as a sheet and murmuring something unintelligible over and over to himself. I quickly realised that my hooligan days should probably end before they really ever began... watching Noel slowly stop shaking..."
(Tony)

As white as death... 
I doubt he would have the balls to go to the stadium among the rival supporters, as I did with a mate.
...as Liam says: he's a scaredy cat.

Fucking hell... after the volleyball player who died and the football player in England who almost died, another football player dying, Morosini. They say playing sports is good for your health eh... as Churchill said, reaching 90 years old, sports saved my life: never got involved in them...
Anyway, wondering why Man City and AC Milan always have to play the day before cheating Manchester United and cheating Juventus, now both leading the leagues... that's not really fair... the last games should all be not only the same day but also at the same time.
 In Italy we say United is the English Juventus... (for cheating)
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R.I.P. the death of Noel Gallagher in November

MEXICO CITY - The world will be a happier place, with less depression and less sleeping people. Noel Gallagher will END his career this November (as he continuously menaces, since last year), absolutely true 'cause he always tells the truth (L.-O.-L.).
in November just like the month of death... Liam: "no one's dead, NOT YET"...
you know why Noel always says he could finish soon... always to act as the poor victim, oh the "bloody poet" writing songs (3 real new ones every 3 years), such a difficult life... oh he's not good enough... oh they left him alone... oh he's a better guitarist than me... as in Noel Mister Bean @ restaurant: oh it's the (Czech) waiter's fault... blaming everyone... what a moaning, fake, little bitch, Liam is so right...
For the "Death of you and me" falsetto singer it will be "the end of the world by the fucking Mayans", the sunset... for Beady Eye the morning (son), "it's not the end of the world oh no, it's not even the end of the day"... (the Beat goes on).
By that time, Beady Eye will have soon their 2nd album released, and they're not gonna end... because they are Oasis... live forever Beady Eye ;)

Noel Gallagher still drinking hard (to forget), still saying bullshit...
"Got a bit messy... Too much mescal . . . which of course led to more mescal . . . what led to a late night and a quite filthy hang over. The next night we went to some cantina...
Can't remember what happened the day after that. Nothing maybe . . . dunno . . . anyway the day AFTER that was gig day which started off early with a press conference. Fairly uneventful stuff . . . the usual gear . . . Oasis . . . blah-blah . . . Liam . . . blah,blah. (kill me now!)
I did get given a bottle of tequila though (which was nice).
...someone holding up a placard that said "NOEL WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Thing is it was actually a guy!!!!!!!! And he looked genuinely upset when I informed him I was already spoken for . . . "
Noel, that's the result of singing in falsetto and being on Grazia magazine...

Paul Weller (another one who says that Noel tells lies... as me, Andy, Liam and Paul Gallagher) and Hannah is another couple (53 and 25 years old) where "love has no age"... (they just had 2 twins, Bowie and John-Paul... named after Liam John Paul Gallagher). Some time ago they found this couple drunk, lying in a street of Prague... maybe it was the Czech waitress fault, the one with "la bamba" cocaine, lol.
We're listening to Paul Wella new album, don't like it much...
me, Liam and Andy didn't get the last album too, Wake up the nation. But we think the double "22 dreams" was one his best albums (many memories too, even if not very happy memories). Don't have a clue what Paul is on about now... we're for the good old rock'n'roll...

Who would want to have Noel Gallagher as REFEREE as in the "Dream On" video... he would be a very dishonest one... he paid for it, with the terrible referee (Chris Foy) in Manchester City-Unitd 2-3, out of the FA Cup.

here's another anticipatiiiion of his death, a "warning sign running around his mind"...

NOEL GALLAGHER EVACUATED FROM TV STUDIO DURING EARTHQUAKE

"Rocker (?!?! he said he's not making rock anymore!) Noel Gallagher was evacuated from a tv studio in Mexico City when an earthquake struck in the middle of his interview (oh how strange... classic Noel the jinx).
The interview was interrupted when the building started to shake as tremors from a 6.4-magnitude earthquake in the western state of Michoacan began to rock Mexico City (the earthquake rocks more than him...)
Gallagher was safely evacuated (nooooooo... he's a SuperHero, an "immortal God", he doesn't need it and is able to save himself) along with the tv studio's staff and he later told fans about his experience in a post on his blog (oh but he repeated again that he hates internet... ah these celebrities saying they hate internet and then using it... fundamental to their success...)
He writes, "So, I'm half-way through an interview for tv when all of a sudden the lights which were lighting the room gently started to sway from side to side and the door began to rattle slightly... Now, I didn't take much notice of this until the camera man very softly and calmly said, 'We have to leave and go to the outside... there is an earthquake happening.' Just like that!!!!!! So, we all get evacuated into the car park and the whole place is just gently rocking back and forth... a bit like being on a boat... mad as fuck!! 6.9 on the Richter scale it was!!!! I loved it... my first earthquake."
Loved a 6.9 eartquake? You must be an idiot... that's why you don't do anything for the earthquake in Japan... also avoiding the benefit concert... (as he said in 2010: charities? I'm interested in money only... That's the reason he said, to play the Teenage Cancer Trust).
Gallagher refused to let the earthquake change his schedule (what a hero... just like saving girls with a car without having a driving license...) and he went ahead with his gig at the city's Teatro Metropolitan that night as planned before flying to Los Angeles ahead of his slot at the Coachella music festival in Indio, California."

He's gonna pay for not having respect for death... wishing Blur to catch Aids and die, insulting Michael Jackson when he just died, partying for Margareth Thatcher death, saying people going to Lady Diana's funeral are idiots, supporting death penalty, saying he doesn't care about John Lennon's life and that maybe he was an idiot, etc.



song written by Liam, Oasis founder, Oasis singer, Oasis frontman, Oasis icon, etc.
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Noel Gallagher's band is not a band but will disband

SAN DIEGO - As anticipated, Noel Gallagher repeats again (usually @ WORLDWIDE press conferences, his favourite place for telling WORLDWIDE lies) for his blinded fans who didn't get it yet:
“High Flying Birds is not a band,” stressed Gallagher. “This band (?!) will disband in November, and who knows what will happen then? It may be years before I make another album. I’m not asking them to wait around.”
Thank God. Such a pity that what you say is not true. See again, he's tired of himself and lazy, as always. To band or not to band, that is the question. Classic insecure Noel. Confused, as he is about politics. He's a "brand new solo artist"...
The great majority of Oasis fans want Oasis back together. If you support the Turds in any way, with a video (if the little bitch Noel pays you), buying albums, or with a blog post, with a comment, about Noel the media darling, you'll never have Oasis back together.
That's why I doubt that Noel fans are really Oasis fans... in fact, they know so few, about Oasis and even about their idol... as Noel said they're "really kids", that's why they don't know almost anything.

“I guess the worst gig I ever did would have to be the one where I got attacked on stage and got three of my ribs broken by a drunken maniac — not my brother, I hasten to add” (...wow, funny! such a pity that Liam quit drinking hard and smoking, and you Noel spend £7,000 for a night in a bar, and moan about places where you can't smoke weed... see the result with all the bullshit you say). “It was in Toronto in 2007, or 2008, or 2009. I can’t remember.”
It was 2008. Classic worst Oasis fan Noel who doesn't remember anything about Oasis history, as when he didn't know about Jools Holland, Noel himself leaving the band 3 times, the first time in 1994 in America, etc.

"Noel’s new band (he just said it's not a band!!) includes three fellow Brits (and some months ago you already argued with one, classic, as with almost all the Oasis members in history who had to leave Oasis) and guitarist Tim Smith, who is American. “Apart from Tim, I’ve known all the guys a long time. I knew they could play and that I could get on with them. I knew what they were capable of. The only thing I asked of Tim, who I didn’t know, is: ‘You can play all the songs, but can you please fucking wear some cool shoes?’ Initially, it was a problem. He wore what I can only describe as ‘Japanese ladies shoes.’ ”
ah! said by one who always wears terrible shoes... (usually the same ones from the 2001 sessions, as his "new" songs)
in Italian we say: "da che pulpito arriva la predica!", from which pulpit the sermon is coming! ahahaha love to literally translate the slang. As for "all'anima de li mortacci tua", damn the soul of your dead ancestors, lol.
Now he said he hates the WORLDWIDE internet but likes watching videos on YouTube... this is proof that the enemy (N-M-E, NoelMusicalExpress) is among us... as when he discovered (after some years, as a retard) that his "new" songs were already on YouTube... Noel... LOG OUT... but let alone the wire!!!!!!!!! (as when he wasn't even able to turn off Sara's computer)
Celebrities attacking the internet, that is fundamental to their success, are quite ridiculous...

more about Charlotte...
clicking here you can see some photos of Charlotte Casiraghi new "boy"friend Gad... (or God) (from sucks to sucks even more). I told to Italian supermodel Beatrice Borromeo: my ass, when it farts, is more beautiful, younger and richer...
as girls say about Noel: he's "gray and fuckin old".
He's a "french humorist"... yes yes, "he makes me laugh". "My heart will never be their home". Just another proof love is blind and has no age.
detail: same old Noel Gallagher's Converse All Star black shoes, the ones to lick arses and "break America" (28th position in the USA chart)


a proposito di quella famiglia di rubentini (ma lei è milanista e odia Berlusconi, classico), campionato:
il fatto che la Rubentus crea così tanto e segna molto meno, è segno che è una squadra di scarsi... come le squadrette provinciali, si esaltano nelle grandi partite e pareggiano partitelle assurde. Hanno dovuto rubare persino per pareggiare in casa contro un quartiere di Verona.
Com'è poi 'sta cosa che il Milan gioca sempre il giorno prima della Juventus, non va mica bene eh...

Noel's fans seem to be in a depressed coma:
"u knw what dude..liam sucks big time.. nd noel is making noelrock music, dude listen to the guy, he is a god."
ahahahaha noelrock music, it's even a music genre... how come he repeated he's not making rock anymore? maybe one of his thousand lies? I had already listened to those songs in 1999, discarded songs... thanks but no thanks, I don't wanna be a depressed person chasing ugly girls.
Very original from Noel's fans... like: yawwwwnnnnn...zzzzzzzz... I'm always making them more interesting than what they are...

no please, this is really too much... another media darling article...
now not only he was the "Oasis singer"... Noel Gallagher the Oasis FRONTMAN ?!?!?!?!
so why Liam won titles as best frontman in music history 2 times (Q Magazine and Xfm radio), voted by the people, and Noel wasn't even among the nominees? because he's NOT a frontman.
Did you notice that he's lost onstage, 'cause he's not able to be a frontman...
And, how can you call "prestigious gong" that one of "NME godlike genius" that is an "hilarious gong" that people couldn't even vote?

Oh no, we're preparing for another jetlagged weekend @ Noel's "them fucking communists" place.
more jetlagged High Flying stuff outta time to come (not to be thrown at cows)
yours,
Honolulu
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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