Noel Gallagher the lazy fuck retards his 2nd album to 2013

LONDON - oh! outrageous. Noel had said he was going to publish his second "solo" album in 2012 (made of remixes by the Amorphous Androgynous with songs from the first solo album, with songs from Oasis 2001 and 2004 sessions), before his tour. 

How could you believe the slow lazy fuck Noel Galliga? (as Liam says and was right, as usual).
"It was all supposed to be finished before my tour. Hopefully (!!!!!!!!!) it will be out at the start of 2013 (!!!!!!!!!!!!). But saying that, those fucking Mayans told us the world is going to end at the end of the year, so who knows, it may never see the light of day."
Ok then 2014. Definitely maybe.

Noel Galliga still acts as a victim and is repeating (menacing) again and again that he could retire soon (oh why retiring from such a great solo career? is it either the 21 negative reviews or the 28th position in the Usa...), now a different version: end of solo career, to be just a guitarist in some band.
"little" detail missing: "encouraged to pursue a solo career by his wife" BEFORE Oasis split up...
I love how the Oasis haters mock him, saying: "I wonder what Noel Gallagher thinks of this?", to say 2 things: that the media write too much about him, and that it's not really Noel saying everything they say, they're "owned". An exorcist is needed.
But, the other day he said he's not a great guitarist (and not a great singer)... then the results would be poor...
Anyway anyhow anywhere it's not possible to scratch, to undermine the power he has on the blinded media, blinded fans...so those fans getting angry when you criticize him, are really ridiculous.
I mean even his wife and his son hate his music, but this doesn't mean he's not their husband-father anymore and still God, isn't he.
"I love the way I'm so sarcastic, and I'm so bright"
;)

You know, his popularity is also given by how many times you name him on the internet. That's also why I started to call him Noel Galliga. Of course keeping one "Noel Gallagher" in every post, to make people find all the truth about him. All the truth comes afloat soon or later.

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Tevez stays on the beach @ Noel's City = fail. Why does it always rain on them?

MILAN - Why does it always raiiiin on himmmm... why does he always weeeaar the same clothessss... (they're from the 2001 sessions, same as the "new" album).
Noel can still meet him again when Tevez is nude in the changing rooms. A non-player having problems with the law as Noel. They could also sing in falsetto together, always appearing on Grazia magazine, together with those saying Beady Eye are gay.
Some days before the end of the transfers window, we can write that the Premier League leaders have failed to agree deals with AC Milan, Inter Milan and Paris St Germain for the wantaway Argentine and it is now looking likely he will remain in the north-west for the rest of this season (not really...he's more likely to stay on the beach in South America, and have some law problems with City). You will see after this story how great champions will avoid City... they clearly showed how they're not able to manage them.
Good luck in the Europa League for failed clubs...
Instead of Tevez, former Barcelona Maxi Lopez, Argentine striker (who can play the Champions League), joined AC Milan.
Tevez agent Kia Joorabchian is giving a lot of excuses for City failing to give him away (nobody is happy, not City, not Mancini, not AC Milan, not Tevez, who wanted AC Milan only), as the fact that he can't play the Champions League this season. The agent says he could join Paris in June. Perfect, a club without history, living on dreams.
Manchester City Facebook official page disappearing is a mystery... maybe we've been banned because talking shit of their untouchable hero Noel Galliga? as Liam says: what a poor City fan, not even attending the first little cup won in 35 years.
There are many things that don't work. They have no weight, they're hardly considerable.
Their sheikh is a total asshole. He's clearly new to football. Does he even think that attacking AC Milan the best club in football history, does it make a difference? Only a worse difference for them.
The more money they have.....the more they're moaning millionaires as Noel Galliga. Scaredy cats not telling things in front of the face.

another Noel blinded girl:

"as for blaming everybody else for the Oasis split, the only reason i heard him give was Liam going for him with his guitar! and that's it! He doesn't need to explain himself to anybody! he was the brains behind the band!"

!!!!!!!!!! Noel fans = totally stupid. That's it ! doesn't need to explain himself to anybody ! where does she live? did she miss his worldwide press conference and "some" other interviews to the world? it seems he's trying to explain himself too much to the whole world, not anybody...
the most hilarious part is the "and that's it!", accepting God's truth. Not bad also the "doesn't need to explain himself to anybody".. just 1,000 interviews about it.

more from her: "i've been to see Oasis live 3 times" ...ahahahahaha 3 TIMES!! me too, usually they were 3 in a month.
She sounds as a nervous one who needs her nappies to be changed...
She's a Liverpool fan... "sorry for your knockout of the Carling Cup on Weds!" ...ah the Carling Cup... what's that? something to drink? lol Couldn't give a shit about it... City out of the Champions League, out of the FA Cup, out of the Carling Cup... sounds a bit of a fail eh? next game against Europa League holders Porto...

more from the "Oasis fan":
"Oasis never really made it in the USA so why should Noel??"
what about their albums in their Top5 there? and sold out gigs in record times for a British band? She clearly doesn't know anything. The girl goes on insulting, showing the typical Noel fan she is.
She's even racist: I'm not English, so I can't say anything. It seems SHE's not English, as she continues mispelling words. "Before you WAS born"? "YOUR"? It's written "you're". She's clearly a Noel's blog reader, his same mistakes. She says she needs to sleep... then go listening to the High Flying Birds. She should just accept it: she's not Noel Gallagher insulting foreign people. Now I see why the other week he said: everybody hates the English people...

After all the insults Noel Gallagher said to Australians for years, there's still an Australian girl (one of those Noel's new kidfans) who believes what he says. I even wonder how all those Australians sites can be so enthusiastic about him (apart from one telling the truth). They probably don't have anything to be proud of. Australians... ah! they live out of the world (Noel Galliga).
Some male chauvinist "hater" would say: it's not that she's Australian, it's just that she's a girl, so of course she believes him. She even asked if we "read his blog"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She didn't even realise WHO took sides... WHO left Oasis (3 times)... there must a big difference in sides between:

Noel
VS
Liam, the band, Andy, Gem, Chris, the management, Pretty Green, all the world Noel insulted...

I already started to notice that getting older is not nice, but also that people having a short memory is a much worse thing...
the past tells the present and future...

dedicated to dead shit Noel Galliga in Australia from his friends Travis.

is it because he lied when he was forty-three? lol

where did the Blue Skies go? very appropriate tune for this day.

Come on, you can still drink the Carling beer to forget.

"Fuck that!! Come to Australia, they said... It's their summer, they said... What a load of old bollocks. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! There are many similarities between this place and old England, festival weather being one of them... What a fucking swizz. I even got my shoes muddy watching Kasabian... An outrage!!!!!!!!

Woke up yesterday with a naughty hangover. Felt like a dead shit. It was still raining. What the fuck?

...Woke up this morning... STILL FUCKING RAINING. Bored."

Yesterday I posted that video with Guns N'Roses, predicting today's news about them in Milan, 22 June, Gods of Metal festival. Of course Noel hates that music.

Edoardo Vianello - Guarda come dondolo (=look how I swing)

earthquake in Italy today...fucking exciting, I was dancing. Maybe I'm listening to Beady Eye too much? :) I hope it will happen again but much stronger, this was a fucking anything. Unfortunately there can't be strong earthquakes in the North, because of the kind of soil (water and gravel underground). Those in Japan are tragedies, the people here are scared of their own shadow. Scaredy cats as Noel. Same for the ship that sank, I would go tomorrow. Next time I'll use a surfboard. Nah I can't, Noel Galliga hates the Beach Boys.

AC Milan - Lazio 3-1, goal by Seedorf

this is called football...

also ex City's Robinho scored (of course he failed @ City, while @ AC he scored a lot of important goals to win the league last year). Brazil football @ San Siro, with back heel assists. Seedorf is 36 years old.. El Shaarawy will become one as Baggio or Del Piero...I wish he could play for Italy this summer @ Euro 2012 ('cause unfortunately there won't be Cassano), but he's still too young (19). Manchester City were interested in him, but also Inter were, so of course he joined AC.

Our players Antonio Nocerino and Marco Amelia have tested the official Uefa Euro 2012 Adidas football in Milanello. When Noel Galliga heard about this, he wanted to wear it, then they explained to him that it's a ball.

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Noel could like Liam's film and admits: I'm not great

LONDON - LOL... "this is a fucking brilliant book": after Noel Gallagher saying and repeating that he likes Beady Eye and the Roller, it seems he could like also Liam's film...
Now we just have to wait his "positive review" about Pretty Green... that would be something like admitting that Liam's got the best hair...

new lies from Noel: "if anyone wants to enter into conversation with me during a show, they are more than welcome."
!!!!!!!!! he kept on saying for months (acting as a victim not able to be a frontman) that he wanted NOBODY to speak to him.
The same as "I'll play only 3 or 4 Oasis songs, not sung by Liam".
Now he's repeating that it was Sara making him publish the solo album... oh he (almost) stopped blaming (other) people... tell the WHOLE truth: it was BEFORE Oasis split !!!
And he finally admitted at least: "I don't think I'm a great singer or a great guitarist."

a Metallica fan, whose nickname is "Metallica fan", says he's an "Oasis massive fan" and that Noel is better than Beady Eye...
a Metallica fan can't be an Oasis massive fan, Noel hates them (this must be something new).

who the fuck is Noel Gallagher?
Zoe, 7 (now 8) years old, from Thatcham, Reading (England), playing Guns N'Roses (22 June in Milano, @ Gods of Metal festival )

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wish list - I sell myself :)

MILAN - You know I "talk straight" :) and I say everything.
I've seen there are some bitches (lol), also famous bitches, who put their "wish list" of gifts they would like to receive (also on websites as Amazon, etc.). Thinking bad of people is a sin, but most of the times you're right... so I can imagine that "in exchange" of those gifts, they give themselves...

I absolutely must create my wish list.
(lol)
Life is one, and everything and everybody has a price. 

Well, women always want to be "the same" as men, the "gender equality", so here I want to be the same as them :) 

I blame it on (not the changing of the seasons, as Roll It Over :), on the financial crisis.
With this post I don't mean Beady Eye fans are gay, lol. But there must be some rich women who would buy me :D ...I can be their Italian gigolo ahaha.

Or maybe some Manchester City's sheikhs, I can work in their garden :)
As I was posting about old Italian songs, this is not gay Renato Zero song "Mi vendo" (I sell myself) ahaha.
I was writing about those high flying birds who have no feet on the ground...
So today let's do the same: usually "the little things they make me so happy (all I wanna do is live by the sea)" (Oasis' It's good to be free), but now here "am I happy with that? no I'm not! I want more!"
(mocking Noel).
The other day the legend Tony McCarrol said: "I've never taken advantage of the Oasis connections over the years. There have been a lot of offers and opportunities but I just never felt the need to. I've been living a really normal life, nothing much has been going on."
Let's take advantage :), life can't be normal.
Now, seriously, this is my wish list for you to remember for my birthday :), 9 June, that is also Pretty Green birthday.

Sometimes there are people who offer me money for advertisements (you know, banners, those things) on some of my websites. That's also why I'm posting this.

this is for you Liam... the Pretty Green blue cashmere pullover is beautiful, thanks. Stop trying to delete Noel's final statement on the official site, leave him alone. Keep on visiting Oasisblues.
www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.com

Liam Gallagher driving. God Noel has no driving license, guess God thinks he's not able

as car, I always liked the English Jaguar or the English Lotus, and of course the English McLaren.
Jaguar as my first girlfriend's car.
"She looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load" (Oasis, Step out)
"I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame" (Oasis, Going nowhere)

it's sad to say but often when you're rich or have a great car, you "automatically" have a beautiful woman.

But if it's a woman buying me (lol), she would be probably older. I always say "love has no age" and it's true.

Since I was a kid I always liked that girl who would have become Liam's wife for some time (Patsy Kensit), this is the Dutch model Karen Mulder, I always liked her elegant beauty (both of them were born in 1968, so yes, they're really older)

Liam on his Milano mod Lambretta. Italian scooter also in Pretty Green stores and @ nights

McLaren MP4-12C, better silver colour

www.mclarenitaly.blogspot.com

a red, acoustic guitar (this is a Gibson Hummingbird)

what else? ...hmm I could have some of these and other things, not all of them are impossible. Anyway, the "all I wanna do is live by the sea" could still be nice, but I should sell one of our houses. Someday. Photo: (and you're singing) Shangri-La, in my Brit island Minorca.

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Tony wants to shake hands with Oasis and sell drums to Rooney

MANCHESTER - Noel's godlike fans still insist with a series of basic bullshit: Noel founded Oasis, Noel gave the name Oasis, Noel was the singer of Oasis, blah blah ... they even reached the godlike bullshit comparing the Beatles copying songs to Noel copying songs... I would feel a bit ashamed. If it was only the Beatles he copied...
Maybe did he even found the Beatles?
Even his own High Flying Birds: as he said, it's not a band (but the name of the album), so he's still not the singer of any band, and the name comes from someone else (Fleetwood Mac and Jefferson Airplane).
They contradict themselves, he's got a band or he's a solo artist! decide it!
If it's so important, get over it: Noel Gallagher didn't found ANY band, didn't give ANY name, was the lead singer of ANY band.

And God Noel looked down upon the world he had made and saw that it was good. Oops! He'd forgotten something! So he saith, "I shall have a voice like unto my brother's angelic song". Then he waited and waited and, Lo, he still "sang" like a braying donkey. Being godlike can only do so much.

More classic dead shit Noel against Australia: "Fuck that!! Come to Australia, they said... It's their summer, they said... What a load of old bollocks. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! There are many similarities between this place and old England, festival weather being one of them... What a fucking swizz. I even got my shoes muddy watching Kasabian... An outrage!!!!!!!!
Woke up yesterday with a naughty hangover. Felt like a dead shit. It was still raining. What the fuck?
...Woke up this morning... STILL FUCKING RAINING. Bored."

welcome to the world, poor millionaire moaning...

Now, one of the real Oasis founders, Tony McCarroll, had said he could split Oasis fans in two with his successful book (against Noel). I didn't read it when it was published (more than one year ago), 'cause I was still blinded by Noel and couldn't accept anything against him, without even reading. I was a classic Noel fan.
So, without that book but with the natural flow of events, I change my mind about Noel.

Former Oasis drummer is selling the famous drum kit he played on iconic album Definitely Maybe.
Tony left the Britpop legends on bad terms in 1995 but was on pots and pans for songs like Supersonic and Rock'n'Roll Star that made Gallagher brothers Liam and Noel household names.
He took legal action against the band and Creation Records in 1999, arguing that he was owed a share of Oasis's profits.
Eventually he settled out of court for £600,000 and an agreement that he would cut all ties with the band.
But ever since he has struggled to make a living, trying to find work as a drum teacher and doing other odd jobs. Now Tony is cashing in on memorabilia after clearing out a lock-up where he has been storing all his old kit.
He told me: "I've never taken advantage of the Oasis connections over the years. There have been a lot of offers and opportunities but I just never felt the need to.
"I've been living a really normal life, nothing much has been going on.
"I've been looking into DJing with Clint Boon.
"I heard a rumour Wayne Rooney was interested in buying the drum kit and thought that might be better than leaving it in storage.
"It has been locked away for years with all my old discs, so it's getting dusted down now.
"It was a great recording set — Premier kit. Back in the day we would hire cymbals but the bass drum, toms and Black Beauty snare were mine. It's all up for auction.
"If this rolls out well I'll be giving part of the proceeds to a music-related charity too."
If you want to put in a bid for the class kit, made in England, visit the Facebook page for Tony's book, Oasis: The Truth, and send a private message with a bid and your contact details.
The successful bidder will be announced by the end of next month.
Tony added: "I'd love nothing better than to one day shake hands with all the boys. Time is a great healer. (then don't ask Noel 'cause he doesn't shake hands)
"I still bump into Bonehead now and again in Altrincham. He's a top bloke.
"It's a shame it all ended up weird and bitter."
I would put the money up myself, but I can't quite compete with the power of Rooney's wallet.
But if Tony sells the kit to a Man United player, that would definitely end all hope of a handshake with the Gallagher brothers (only Noel, 'cause he always talks shit of United... Liam's honest about them too).

here's the video with pics for the "Liam Gallagher collaborations"

‎1. Carnation (Paul Weller, Damon Minchella & friends) 2. Scorpio rising (Death in Vegas) 3. Love me and leave me (Seahorses) 4. Nothing lasts forever (Echo & the Bunnymen) 5. Shoot down (Prodigy) 6. History (Verve) 7. Come on (Verve)

Today should be the last Tevez day. Manchester City's sheikh (he's quite new to football) is really stupid (of course everybody is saying "he's rich but not stupid"). If Carlitos stays @ City, nobody is happy: City, Mancini, Milan and Carlitos, nobody. He clearly wanted to provoke Milan, saying that with Paris and Inter was nice, to make Milan spend money. Not true that with Paris and Inter was nice and accusing Milan, otherwise he would have said: Tevez is not in the transfers list anymore... hey moaning millionaire as Noel, we're not stupid. I don't think it's a good idea to treat Tevez as City are doing... all the great players are a bit crazy, and in the future other ones could decide to avoid City...

and here's also on Mixcloud now, the compilation "Beady Oasis Noeless - The boys in the bubble (wanna be free)", 23 songs not by Noel

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Beady Eye best-selling vinyl singles 2011 +Liam collaborations

LONDON - 45: Balotelli! Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher's Beady Eye scored the biggest selling vinyl singles of 2011, with The Roller, and three of their singles featuring in the top five of the year's best sellers, reports The Official Charts Company.

I remember when all the people (Noel included) always said that Beady Eye failed with their singles. They probably didn't know (in Noel's case: he pretended he didn't know) they released singles on vinyls only, and only a very few people have a vinyls player, they're for collectors only.
I remember Noel the victim was all worried: oh I may fail...
Top 10 most selling vinyl singles of 2011:

1. Beady Eye, The Roller
2. Beady Eye, Millionaire
3. Morrissey, Glamorous Glue
4. Beady Eye, The Beat Goes On
5. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, The Death Of You And Me
6. Arctic Monkeys, Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
7. Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, AKA What A Life
8. Beady Eye, Four Letter Word
9. Miles Kane, Come Closer
10. Manic Street Preachers, Postcards From A Young Man

(Bring The Light was published in 2010)


According to some high-flying brains people, Beady Eye are gay.
It's not clear why (you know, big brains are cryptic), it seems because they're linked to fashion (Pretty Green).
Hmmm... but so why their idol always said he likes them?
The cases can only be 3:
1) Noel is a liar 2) Noel is a gay (also for singing in falsetto as Farinelli the Castrated and always being on Grazia magazine) 3) they're a bunch of jealous faggots.
These high flying birds have no feet on the ground...


For the big match Milan-Lazio (quarter finals of the Italian Cup-Coppa Italia) @ legendary San Siro on Thursday, the tickets cost only 10 Euros, very close to the pitch (1.anello).

Liam Gallagher collaborations

‎1. Carnation (Paul Weller, Damon Minchella and friends)

2. Scorpio rising (Death in Vegas)

3. Love me and leave me (The Seahorses)

4. Nothing lasts forever (Echo & the Bunnymen)

5. Shoot down (The Prodigy)

6. History (The Verve)

7. Come on (The Verve)

The photo is another one from the Be Here Now sessions, you can recognise it from the floor, there were also Meg and Patsy, my wife, lol (I still believe :) ...she's too old but "love has no age" :)

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poor Noel Gallagher bored with his own music plays for a poor crowd

BRISBANE - From my school friend, born in Brisbane, Australia (speaking a funny mixed English and funny mixed Italian :).
These girls, above and below, at the long festival (Big Day Out 2012, Gold Coast Parklands) did NOT attend Noel's gig, they're not so cute but only very ugly ones do.
Worst place to find a cute girl: Noel gigs.

"Poor Gallagher's crowd was minimal, and the ex Oasis guitarist seemed bored with his own music. He cheaply ended his set with Don't Look Back in Anger."

Nothing else said, nothing happened. No plums. Noel version of Don't Look Back is awful, without Gem guitar solo and that terrible piano.
It must be the result for always insulting Australians.

more classic dead shit Noel against Australia from his blog: "Fuck that!! Come to Australia, they said... It's their summer, they said... What a load of old bollocks. I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! There are many similarities between this place and old England, festival weather being one of them... What a fucking swizz. I even got my shoes muddy watching Kasabian... An outrage!!!!!!!!
Woke up yesterday with a naughty hangover. Felt like a dead shit. It was still raining. What the fuck?
...Woke up this morning... STILL FUCKING RAINING. Bored."

welcome to the world, poor millionaire moaning...

And God Noel looked down upon the world he had made and saw that it was good. Oops! He'd forgotten something! So he saith, "I shall have a voice like unto my brother's angelic song". Then he waited and waited and, Lo, he still "sang" like a braying donkey. Being godlike can only do so much.

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countdown to different year still speeding

WOKING - New McLaren (the numbers will still be 3 - ring F1 circus- and 4 - letter word :) in a few days in February when Beady Eye start to record their 2nd album, and new 2012 teamwear, the silver is back... the t-shirts are white this year. Good, 'cause last year the black ones were difficult to wear in the sun in Italy :) (I told them) - click here

home-made Vodafone McLaren steering wheel and pedals... I must confess my "weakness": I can't resist training reflexes even at home. Useful for when I'll drive on Monza circuit again and again

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dead turd Noel calls dead turd a band +crowned Godlike Genius

GOLD COAST - Noel Gallagher Low Lying Turd described The Amity Affliction’s music as sounding “like a dead turd”...
The Amity Affliction have responded with a post on their Facebook page:
"Noel Gallagher hates our band. Mum, we made it!!!"
The question is: how does a dead turd band sound, said by another dead turd?
something like..."plum throws plum"?
Gallagher also explained that he’s "too busy being brilliant".
Noel against Australians? how rare eh.

On February 29, Noel God Galliga will be crowned "Godlike Genius" at the NME Noel Musical Express awards. A sort of award for the career... 'cause he recently repeated that he could retire soon (it's just the excuse to receive that award).
It's not fair that the NME votes for themselves...
Noel said: "I accept that I am now a genius, just like God".
"The voice of one man has dominated the pages of NME more than any other". Oh really? why? The voice? maybe the one in falsetto?
"always hilarious" (really?!) "Noel walks and talks it better than any other musician out there"... as when he always insults everyone? Maybe they meant: Noel COPIES it better FROM any other musician out there.
"and it's just one of the reasons why the British public loves him so dearly."
ah I got it now. It's one of those "UK only" things.

‎"I accept that I am now a genius, just like God". -> really hilarious, let's have a laugh.
Maybe he didn't win any Nme award so this was just an excuse to make him play that night.

Love all the racism against Italians after Balotelli vs Scott Parker's Tottenham (won 3-2 with Mario scoring at the 95' minute!), even EGGS attacks. Shows all their inferiority complexes and takes Mario closer to AC Milan.
They'll be happy when they win some World Cups in some hundreds of years, without the help of any of all those Italian managers there, if they're not busy drinking at the pub, to forget "some" rain and shite food.

Noel Galliga would say: everybody hates the English people. I bet there are some Irish and Scottish people agreeing with him... saved for the fact that they have more or less the same football, weather, drinking and food.

The Sun even erased the part dedicated to the comments below the articles about that. The bad is in the eyes of those looking at the incident... you know what I mean, prejudices.
The will of the player is always fundamental... and he wants to join his favourite club, AC Milan. Wondering why he has no friends in England eh...

video with pics for the Oasis "inspirations" compilation...
1:34 Nathalie, 4:40 Mister Sifter, 14:15 Hellen and Noel the hen

1. T-Rex (Marc Bolan), Get it on (Cigarettes & alcohol) with some pics from the video, secret gig 21 August 1994 @ Borderline
2. The New Seekers, I'd like to teach the world to sing (Shakermaker) feat. Mister Sifter
3. Neil Innes, How sweet to be an idiot (Whatever)
4. Gary Glitter, Hello hello it's good to be back (Hello)
5. The Beatles, Tomorrow never knows (Falling down)
6. The Doors, Five to one (Waiting for the rapture)
7. Burt Bacharach, This guy's in love with you (Half the world away)
8. Neil Young, Heart of gold (The girl in the dirty shirt)
9. Cliff Richard, Devil woman (The turning)
10. Stereophonics, Same size feet (The Hindu times) with some pics in Milan+Monza
11. Stevie Wonder, Uptight - everything's alright (Step out)
12. The La's, Clean prophet (The importance of being idle)
13. Iggy Pop, Nightclubbing (Force of nature)
14. Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover (Fuckin' in the bushes)
15. Wham, Freedom (Fade away)
16. George Harrison, My sweet Lord (The Hindu times+Supersonic)

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more Noel's inspirations

MILAN - Sunsweet plums from California to Italia. 

Soon announced all the bands for the Heineken Jammin Festival, the first one is the Cure... "Friday I'm love" that was also in my video @ Eicma. Noel Gallagher won't appreciate. But he will be there, probably. He always copies Liam. But I think I'm not going... my last gig was another one with Beady Eye and I decided to miss gigs for a long time... Liam heard me and said there won't be Beady Eye gigs this year, despite they're publishing another album.
The Heineken is still the place where Oasis had to perform their last gig ever... but 2 days before, Noel left the band (for those who don't know) ..."I've got a feeling you still owe me, so wipe the shit from your shoes..."
Prepare the plums.

Tonight I was fucking bored and I tried again what they call "cyber sex" LOL. A beautiful American girl... Jesus, so smiling and "open-minded" (open-something else, lol). All the girls should be like that one. More: we all should do only one thing in life, sex.

Noel's next inspiration: my father playing (here the Bach fugue). Some time ago I made him listen to Noel's album and I thought he would have liked it, you know, the strings, the choir, Morricone-style, he loves those things... BUT... he said (in Milan dialect) : "che testùn 'sta roba chi' ", lol (=literally, "what a big head this stuff here", meaning that it's just noise causing headache). Right dad... Noel is really big-headed *...

*=some total loser who thinks he is the best

My father could play the organ for my marriage... nah just kidding, there won't be any wedding. As Noel said some years ago: I won't get married, being engaged is cool. Of course he got married. Uncool. Twice. Double uncool.

relaxing music for the night

Oasis, Sunday Morning Call

today Sunday, the sun shines. We've been to the psychiatric hospital again...we are celebrities there ahahaha
One with a weird blue hat (good sign?) insisted to shake my hand... nothing strange, one would say, saved for the fact that he insisted also after we had already shaken hands.
During the mass in the church, the priest now had to erase the part when the people shake their hands, 'cause the mad ones started to play, lol.
You should visit them, there's a lot to learn from mad people.
So, there's a lot to learn from Oasisblues, lol.
we are the real "mad fer it".

video above: the psychiatric hospital where we go has the same long street with trees... and when he spits the pills, it reminds me of when we were soldiers, doing the same when they gave us pills.

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars".
and in the middle you see the blue (hat :) centerlight pop and everybody goes "awwww!"
(Jack Kerouac)

Shaking hands is nice. Everybody seems to forget it... In fact, when he came to shake hands, I didn't want at first, and thought: what the fuck...
they are extremely lonely people, and that's the real human condition, but when they're together, it's a show.

"great - high flying - men are like eagles, and build their nest on some lofty solitude."
(Schopenhauer mocking Noel)

aaaaahhhhh look at all the lonely people...
(Eleanor Rigby)

The Lovin' Spoonful

Hot town, summer in the city

Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty

Been down, isn't it a pity

Doesn't seem to be a shadow in the city

All around, people looking half dead...

And babe, don't you know it's a pity...

Dressing so fine and looking so pretty...

GODLIKE. 

here's Noel Galliga's complete "The Death of you and me", from Naples music,

Pino Daniele (or Pino Danoel :), Je so pazz = I'm crazy.

Noel...see what happens copying: Naples-Manchester City 2-1, out of the Champions League.

Tomorrow we're travelling by car listening to Noel... oh me oh my I'm running out of battery... whoops not appropriate 

of course..'cause he's got no driving license. Liam has.

beware of darkness,

plums power

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Oasis "inspiration" compilation

MILAN - More Pretty Green sales. The maniac's trenchcoat, lol. Don't wear anything under it, then use it in parks and open it when you see a girl :) 

model: Natasha. 

tags: plagiarism, royalties (paid and to be paid), copyright infringement, LOL 

outrageous. 

T-Rex (Marc Bolan), Get it on (Cigarettes & alcohol) 

The New Seekers, I'd like to teach the world to sing (Shakermaker) 

Neil Innes, How sweet to be an idiot (Whatever) 

Gary Glitter, Hello hello it's good to be back (Hello) 

The Beatles, Tomorrow never knows (Falling down) 

The Doors, Five to one (Waiting for the rapture) 

Burt Bacharach, This guy's in love with you (Half the world away) 

Neil Young, Heart of gold (The girl in the dirty shirt) 

Cliff Richard, Devil woman (The turning) 

Stereophonics, Same size feet (The Hindu times)

Stevie Wonder, Uptight - everything's alright (Step out)

The La's, Clean prophet (The importance of being idle)

Iggy Pop, Nightclubbing (Force of nature)

Jimi Hendrix, Little miss lover (Fuckin' in the bushes)

Wham, Freedom (Fade away)

George Harrison, My sweet Lord (The Hindu times+Supersonic)

the Wham is a bit ironic, 'cause he hates "fucking fags as George Michael", lol

and after the blue cashmere pullover Liam gave me, here's another new item dedicated to the blues, a nice scarf

Noel singing

WHAT THE FUCK... is there still people saying Noel Gallagher would have made it without Liam? This is utter SHITE.

2:23 aaaaarghhhhh but aaaaahhhlllll I need...

at the end the people even say: Liam! Liam! Liam! lol

here's me answering to Noel mocking Liam again:

"Noel... if Liam didn't sing them, you wouldn't even have been known."

a girl fan of Noel: yeah, your right, Don't Look Back..., Masterplan..., The Importance... etc. are crappy songs that nobody likes

me: you clearly weren't there in 1994, or you would have known why... right, can you imagine Don't Look Back..., Masterplan..., The Importance etc. sung by Liam? everybody would have liked them.

I think you can't really speak about MUSIC with a girl, because the things they say are somehow moved by jealousy... because all of them are secretly in love with Liam.
I mean the things they say about Liam are unreal... not even in front of evidence they admit anything.

Besides, on Definitely Maybe it was only Liam singing.

latest news:

Noel's concert in Monterrey: cancelled.
Noel the liar is gonna say: it's Liam's fault.

Tevez refused Paris!
He refused £10million-a-year and would even take a pay cut to get a move to Milan. Leonardo said: "We didn't get a deal, maybe we never will."
Leonardo the liar is gonna say: it's Berlusconi's fault.

Gig cancelled because there were still A LOT of tickets available. About 3000 were sold, out of 8000-9000. They will tell you some other excuse... sold out the European gigs "in a few minutes" (truth: we found tickets even 3 months later)

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compilations and fringe hairstyle

MILAN - Today was Jenson Button's birthday, new hairstyle for Jessica Michibata: Oasis' fringe. Always fashionable. Don't show it to Noel Gallagher or he could use it to sell albums (Tony McCarroll docet). Of course Liam's hairstyle.
Just like Noel's videos with attractive girls. Wearing something American-flagged, so he can reach the 28th position.
By the way, Japanese:

NOEL GOD JESUS POPE GALLAGHER STOP WITH THESE BULLSHIT:
"Some girl comes up to me at the airport in Japan. She was pregnant. She says to me, "Can you touch my stomach and bless my baby?" Sorry? "Please touch my stomach and bless my baby." Ok… there you go, kid… consider yourself blessed. Then she says… "Please can you name my baby?" What? "Please name my baby." What now?? Right now?? "Yes please." Ok… Is it a boy or a girl? "Oh, I don't know yet!!"

who's laughing? nobody.

according to Facebook, only one: "Erika Juventina". It's not even a surname but a fan of Juventus. As Noel's friend Del Piero. I noticed there are so many Juventus fans who don't put their surname... probably because they are still investigated... or because they're scaredy cats as Noel (they don't even admit they're fighting to win the league... easy strategy).
Thank God there's no comment feature under Noel's posts.

"Noel’s got a lot of stories, but how many of them are actually true is another matter. Few of them are rooted in truth."

(Paul Weller)

Oasis' Creation Records asks your Top 10 favorite Creation Records Playlist (songs in the '90s)
mine:
Oasis/The Real People, "Rockin' chair"
Oasis/The Real People/Neil Innes, "Whatever"
Oasis/The Real People, "Don't go away"
Oasis/T-Rex, "Cigarettes & Alcohol"
Oasis/Burt Bacharach, "Half the world away"
Oasis/Neil Young, "The girl in the dirty shirt"
Oasis/New Seekers, "Shakermaker"
Oasis/The Real People, "Columbia"
Oasis/Stevie Wonder, "Step out"
Idha, "Sorry"
Teenage Fanclub, "Going places"

;) lol

Or I could pick other ones as Oasis/Gary Glitter, "Hello", etc.
They ask in the '80s too of course, but I was too young to listen to their songs, I was "a kid called Beadyeye" :)

here's the video for the Pretty Green super compilation.

songs picked by Liam Gallagher, Andy, Paul and me, and from Pretty Green videos.

also added: the places reminding us the songs... 

1. Donovan, Goo Goo Barabajagal, Love is hot (Milan)

2. Teenage Fanclub, Going places (Monza)

Liam's favourite band, song picked by me (from "Grand Prix")

3. George Harrison, Wah wah (New York City)

Liam's favourite Beatle & album

4. Five Stairsteps, We must be in love (Milan)

song and artist (Curtis Mayfield) chosen by Paul and Andy

5. Matt Monro, On days like these (Italian Alps mountains)

Love songs, the Italian Job

6. The Who, Baba O'Riley (Beachy Head, Eastbourne)

7. Paul Weller, All I wanna do is be with you (Venice, Italy)

album chosen by Andy & Liam, song picked by me

8. Beady Eye, In the bubble with a bullet (Italian countryside)

9. Oasis, Better man (early cooler version, see from 35:05) (Tuscany, Italy, 2002)

10. Pop Levi, Blue honey (London)

11. The Who, The real me (Carnaby Street, London)

Quadrophenia

12. Randy California, Rain (Beatles cover) (Copenhagen, Denmark)

not the cover the Good Rebel by Noel Gallagher, lol

13. The Rolling Stones, Monkey Man (Newcastle and Reading). model: Silvia.

"I'm a cold Italian pizza... ;) we love to play the blues!"

14. The Small Faces, Afterglow of your love (Covent Garden Piazza, London)

15. The Who, I can see for miles (Isle of Wight)

16. The Yellow Moon Band, Entangled (Manchester)

17. Henry Roland, After all (London)

Amorphous Androgynous, A Monstrous Psychedelic Bubble

18. Paul Weller, In Amsterdam (Amsterdam, Holland)

19. Beady Eye, Man of Misery (Brighton)

20. The Jam, Pretty green (Woking, Paul & McLaren's city) 

of course the leech Noel Gallagher the looter, the parasite must always steal things from other musicians (High Flying Birds is from Jefferson Airplane song and Fleetwood Mac). He doesn't even have a band. At least Beady Eye have their own name.

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Venice Carnival, Morricone and the dishonest looter Noel Gallagher

VENICE - Noel Gallagher's biggest inspiration, the Italian maestro Ennio Morricone, for the melodies, strings and choirs (clearly in "Everybody's on the run" too, as Noel said). Since Oasis' first album Definitely Maybe, with on the cover the '60s spaghetti western film (by Sergio Leone) "The Good The Bad and the The Ugly", featuring Morricone music.
E.g., for example, exempli gratia :) (superbia in proelio :), if you whistle "Part of the queue", it's a spaghetti western melody.
Noel says looters are "fucking idiots" and he's the biggest looter of music ever... everybody knows. The leech. The parasite, as Liam says.
We've seen Morricone live some times and also met (he has a "bad", strong character :), @ Milan Duomo cathedral and on the front row :).

Author of more than 200 famous films soundtracks, Academy Award for his career. Of course Noel "God" Gallagher will never reach Morricone's height. He's 83 years old now, but don't tell him he's 84, or he'll make a funny face :)
Sometimes Noel sounds as those football teams who compare themselves to small clubs only... too easy. Compare yourself to the real big giants and you're just a boring and annoying mosquito.
Beady Eye 2nd album: featuring strings.
@ a Morricone concert I fell in love with a Japanese musician who was always looking at me while playing... but just because we were on the front row :). And I remember we had free tickets and there were people spending and selling them for thousands of Euros...I had some free ones left and I gave them away to people for free. I'm just too honest :)...unlike Noel Gallagher, who cares about money only. I don't care. Or better said : I'm Robin Hood :) stealing from the rich to give to the poor, lol. Robin Hood from Nottingham as the AC Milan founder and as my first Oasis gig in 94.
By the way, Saint Marco square: Venezia Carnival is from 11 to 21 February.

Mission (Gabriel's oboe) ...magic. featuring English Saint Marco lion :)

Nuovo cinema Paradiso ...masks. Beady Eyes wide shut :). as Liam, also Morricone was @ our The Football English Pub

another spaghetti western with orchestra, A fistful of dynamite

Once upon a time in the West... shivers. Go to a Morricone concert, before it's too late (you know, he's 84...whoops 83 :)

Deborah's Theme (from Once upon a time in America)

The ecstasy of gold

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Italian 60s songs - updated

MILAN - Photo: Fausto Papetti records (he played saxophone), always with nude girls ^_^.
Remember the Beady Eye-Pretty Green mod style rules: sunglasses need to be large, round and plastic.
There is no Pretty Green womenswear yet, so the Pretty Green girl is still naked.
Meanwhile, it's official: Manchester City sponsor Heineken Jammin Festival this summer is in Milano, not Venice. There could be Noel Gallagher during his summer tour. He always copies Liam. Prepare the plums. Do you remember my post about our songs influenced by the Beatles (old post, see here), I wrote some other things. I wasn't even born, but we were influenced by our parents.
I still have to post about the '70s, soon.
Let's repeat some of those '60s videos here, also for the new readers.

Noel Gallagher's biggest inspiration, Ennio Morricone, for the melodies, strings and choirs. For example, if you whistle "Part of the queue", it's a spaghetti western melody. Since Oasis' first album Definitely Maybe, with on the cover this '60s film featuring Morricone music. We've seen him live some times and also met (he has a "bad", strong character :), @ Milan Duomo cathedral and on the front row :).
Soon another post about him.

By the way, Saint Marco square: Venice Carnival is from 11 to 21 February

The Rokes (by Shel Shapiro from London),

English band successful in Italy and singing in Italian with English accent :)

they were the "Italian Beatles".

When they're close look at the hairstyles, lol

"C'è una strana espressione nei tuoi occhi" (=there's a strange expression in your beady eyes... they mean that you don't love me anymore")

Other famous songs by them: "Bisogna saper perdere" (with Lucio Dalla), "Che colpa abbiamo noi", "E' la pioggia che va", etc.

(there was another singer from UK, Mal, singing in Italian, and one from USA, Rocky Roberts)

Maurizio (from Milan), "Cinque minuti e poi" (=five minutes and then), about airports :)

this one's dedicated to Noel Gallagher and the High Flying Birds (do you think I'm kind with him now...wait :). ... the final part is very Noel The Liar about the Oasis reunion: "...lies! lies! you won't come back!" LOL

Nico Fidenco, "Con te sulla spiaggia" (=with you on the beach)

my favourite video, lol...for the faces. Featuring brunette Victoria Beckham at 0:10 and at 0:52 with the ball the double of an English girl I know, we laughed for one week, lol
Other song: "Legata a un granello di sabbia" (with those strings and choir Noel likes and took from Ennio Morricone). Noel says looters are "fucking idiots" and he's the biggest looter of music...

i Giganti (the Giants, from Milan), "Una ragazza in due (mai le dirò)" (=A girl in two - I'll never tell her)

Marco summer version: a boy in 2, lol (threesome ^_^)

Another song: "Tema"

Dik Dik, "L'isola di Wight" (they have a restaurant-club near Milan, with the same name).
Noel Gallagher would sing: hippy fucking hippiesssss  fucking hippyyyyyyyy lol
featuring Beady Eye @ Isle of Wight, Liam @ 0:52 wearing his cowboy hat.

Other ones: "Il primo giorno di primavera" (the first day of spring),

"Sognando California" (cover of California dreamin')

i Pooh (one of the most famous historic bands), "In silenzio" + "Piccola Katy"

Pretty Green graphics and clothes, lol

"...and in a morning of grey fog, suddenly you decided to go away...go go, little Katy"

Another famous song: "Tanta voglia di lei", etc. in the 70s

Mina (very popular, a sort of holy figure, as Noel God Gallagher lol, also because she doesn't appear in public anymore now, some say because she's fat, but she's still one of the greatest artists, born near Milan),

"Grande grande grande" (= [you're] great great great)

about someone with a bad character as Liam Gallagher ahaha (he hasn't) but she still loves him :) - she says: I love you then I hate you then I love you... it's great only you.
Also featuring some words said by Noel about Liam, more or less: you're the worst man one could ever meet, lol.
But it's more Liam 'cause she says: don't leave me anymore! ahahaha
Other songs: "Se telefonando" (if calling by phone), "E' l'uomo per me" (he's the man for me), "Stessa spiaggia stesso mare" (same beach same sea), etc.

Little Tony, "Cuore matto" (=mad heart)

It's another one dedicated to Noel Gallagher: "...'cause the truth, you never told the truth!"
Also featuring some piano similar to Beady Eye's Beatles and Stones.
The man speaking @ 0:15 was Ferruccio Amendola, the most famous Italian film dubber, gave his voice to Dustin Hoffman, Sylvester Stallone, etc. They say Italians have the best dubbers while in other countries they're shite.

Another song: "Riderà" (she'll laugh)

Rita Pavone, "La partita di pallone" (=old way to say: the football match), also featuring AC Milan champions in the '60s, Gianni Rivera.

It's about a jealous girl doubting her boyfriend was really going to the stadium :), so she wants to go there.
Then it can't be Noel... as Liam says: he's a poor City fan, lol. He even missed the FA Cup final.
Other famous ones: "Il ballo del mattone", "Datemi un martello", "Viva la pappa col pomodoro", "Che m'importa del mondo", "Come te non c'è nessuno", etc.

Franco IV e Franco I, "Ho scritto t'amo sulla sabbia" (=I wrote I love you on the sand)

this is a fucking great song (not the video :), could influence songs even today

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Noel Gallagher 2nd best selling album in UK piano bars

GIGLIO ISLAND - fancy a Concordia ship cruise by Costa Crociere to the Isola del Giglio island this summer? fantastic sea there. Liam takes a ship by Fincantieri made in Italy. Same one making the (not yellow) submarine under our windows.           I'm not afraid at all, I would go tomorrow. We always take a ship to go to the Balearic islands. Big emotion arriving there at dawn. Too much emotion for the people wrecking. There should also be discounts now.
You gotta tie yourself to the mast my friend, and the storm will end...

Noel Gallagher 2nd best selling album in UK piano bars

But only piano bars with people spending £7,000 in a night, as Noel did.
You know, like that piano bar band playing on the Titanic, not realising it was slowly sinking...
Again, I'm astonished by the ignorance of Oasis sites... they're all writing that Noel's album was the 2nd best selling in 2011 (selling HALF copies of Coldplay).
"little" detail missing: it's referred to the UK ONLY...
and it's referred to ROCK albums... in fact, for example there's no Adele in their list... I hope they correct it when they hear me.
wait... Noel Galliga ROCK album?!?!?!?! but he said he's not making rock anymore! he shouldn't even be in that category...
besides, according to them, selling more = being better. Then how is it that Coldplay sold so much and I think they're utter shite?

I even found jealous people that were sure that Beady Eye are not rock'n'roll (but even Noel said they are! and said so many times he likes them). Ok, in their opinion, but if even Beady Eye are not rock'n'roll, then Noel Gallagher who he himself said he's not making rock, what is it? maybe music for cartoons. Or church music.

besides, the 10th position in their "list" was someone selling something like 200,000 copies. Can you imagine if that was the WORLD list as they think, national rock bands from all the countries would fail...
Noel in the USA, having reached the 28th position there, the 2011 result was even much worse than 28th...

another Oasis site breaking news: NEW video EXCLUSIVE : What a life (!!!!!!!!!!!)

of course, Noel fans even said Noel didn't say he was not going to sing songs that were sung by Liam... ah! short memory as usual. He said that more than one time and then, as he "hates changes", he changed idea. Originally, he even said he was going to sing 3 or 4 Oasis songs, then became many more...

Noel blog: "the usual suspects were all present. The "NOEL OR DIE" sign was down the front. Last time I saw it it was just a bit of yellow tape stuck on a black piece of fabric. It's gone all posh now!! Like a proper banner... Well done!!!!
Now I don't know if you're aware of this but during gigs in Japan in between songs there is a deathly silence. Not sure why, but it's very disconcerting. At the end of any given song you get thunderous applause for about 10 seconds then... total silence."
ahahahaha maybe they finally realised what they've listened to...
he had said he didn't want people to talk to him "in between songs".. here it is.. he shouldn't moan.

Tevez soap opera:
The french press said Paris reached an agreement with Manchester City, but City said it's not true. Carlitos thinks the french league is too provincial. First time I heard him speaking today, lol. He was dressed in red and black ehehehe with his beautiful wife (I think she's a new one...), and the woman interviewing him asked: vamos a Italia? ehehehehe And he quit the conversation smiling: saludos...

The Verve, One day

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Paul Weller calling his kids, Noel after Goo Goo Barabajagal

MONZA - Preparing the circuit... as every year, here's the winter version photo. Different year, different speeding circuit. Apparently. Beautiful sun in Milan, but Monza circuit now looks a bit different from the one where a few months ago we burnt ourselves in the sun...
This year will be special (again) 'cause it's Monza race 90th year (1922->2012).
Button will be the first one testing the new McLaren, he should also have the number 3, not 4 (Hamilton), 'cause he was second in the championship, and he said we need a clear number one to win.

Paul Weller is 54 years old and is happy to announce that his twins John-Paul and Bowie were born last Saturday. Then we still have time to call the kids BeadyEye, lol. We have some decades. He's more a grandfather...just like Noel Gallagher. The times are a-changin... people have kids later nowadays. Even millionaires.
Bowie was probably named after...er...David Bowie? :). John-Paul...er...Lennon/McCartney? how original. At least I would have called him John Paul after Liam John Paul Gallagher.
Maybe Paul called after him... he loves Liam. And Paul also said Noel stories are false.
Noel's Donovan was named after Goo Goo Barabajagal, lol (Liam's Pretty Green song in Milan). I think the names celebrities give to their kids are all rubbish, Liam calling his Lennon too.

new post on Noel's blog. "The magazine I'm doing an interview for, I have to say, if I didn't know any better, I'd have thought it was a porn mag judging by the cover!!"
"I tend to forget the guitar solos if I have any significant time off." ...then you can have all the time off you want, as there's not much to forget with only 2 solos and a half.
"Music bizness is a bit shit at the minute apparently"... yeah, there's still Noel Galliga.
Noel is somehow obsessed that people from different countries have certain precise characteristics... you might agree, but it's a bit racist. "The Japanese people are obsessed with what people think of them"... yeah, judging by the cover.
He is so superficial... all because he wants to be funny... is he?

Noel Galliga had said that he was not going to sing songs that were sung by Liam. ... Wonderwall, Supersonic, It's good to be free... now added in Japan another one: Whatever.
Bring on the lies.

Received the usual insults from Noel fans, one called "Kim" (didn't get if it was a boy or a girl), another one with a too weird name, something like Goo Goo Barabajagal, who thinks Oasis split up in 2010 (?), and "Dream On" is a classic (for who? yes, dream on... from the "new" album: different year, still sleeping) and knew Oasis through Green Day (!!!) mash up of Wonderwall. Little detail: the people Noel hates most in the world are Green Day. Another one thinks Oasis split last year (yes, if we were in 2010 but we are in 2012). It's the clear sign that they're slow in understanding... Some even think there's still Oasis. Oh me oh my they're running out of battery... They sound like retired people.

When you tell them the truth about Noel's result, there's nothing left for them but insulting.

Photo above: this is (Parabolica) where last year Mark Webber went off track, lol. We were laughing, he didn't even realise that he had his car VERY damaged for a whole lap (incident with Massa), that's why then he lost control. Amazing also how nobody told him. It was even shocking when we saw the broken car passing and he went off... there was me climbing on the net, shouting and indicating him to the people (also, nice metaphor eh). I should have told him too.

astonished to find tabloids transfers rumours even on Manchester City's official site...(Juventus on Dzeko, etc.), very distracting for the players...this is not very serious for a club... There are some things that should be fixed.

UNICA FIGURACCIA PER TEVEZ QUELLA DELL'INTER

ormai non mi sorprende più sentire continue baggianate contro il Milan...
L'ultima della serie sarebbe che il Milan ha fatto una figuraccia nell'affare Tevez... ma come? l'Inter ha provato a prenderlo da anni, mesi, mentre il Milan quasi faceva un colpo clamoroso prendendolo a zero (e forse lo prende, le ultime notizie sono che il City ha rifiutato l'Inter), e la figura sarebbe del Milan?
Tra l'altro in brevissimo tempo. Il mercato, meglio ricordarlo a chi non lo sa, è iniziato a gennaio. Il Milan non poteva prendere Tevez a novembre. L'Inter è riuscita a inserirsi solo disturbando il Milan, e la figuraccia sarebbe del Milan!

Tiziano Crudeli for Ladbrokes, he's even in England... you probably know him, he's a mad AC Milan fan shouting on a local Milano tv

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Milan dominating vs sons of a bitch... Rapper supports retired Noel

MILAN - Inter style. Striscione "occhio non vede, cuore non duole". This is the politeness by "superior" self-called "honest" Inter fans, joking on health problems (of heart and eye) of Cassano and Gattuso (who risk to end their career and can't play for months). In Italian Inter fans are called "figli di puttana", sons of a bitch.
Besides, Italian star Cassano can't play Euro 2012 for Italy.
The derby: we lost 0-1 while dominating. Their goal was a gift from us. Table: Juventus 38 points (drawing an easy game today), AC Milan 37, Udinese (losing an easy game today) 35, Lazio 33, Inter 32. Pato was shite, now we must buy Tevez from Manchester City... Can you imagine the controversies now... Tevez agent said: "Corinthians must accept the FACT that he will join AC Milan (!!!), there will be other meetings until 31 January".
I had said "Pato per te miss Italia è finita"... I was the usual prophet... if only people listened to me. If only people listened to Liam the prophet.
Half time 0-0 (they say 0-0 is the "perfect match"). AC Milan dominating, shots Milan-Inter 11-3, corner kicks 7-0, ball possession 65%-35% like Barcelona but even better, 'cause not in defence. Van Bommel hit a post, Ibra was a few centimetres to score the most beautiful goal in history with a heel.
There were even Inter supporters celebrating on the streets... right, 'cause they have no more trophies to celebrate.

Queste squadre che vengono a Milano a giocare contro il Milan, tipo l'Inter, fanno la classica partita da provinciale difendendosi solamente... era dai tempi di Mourinho contro il Barcelona che non si vedeva qualcosa del genere. Ovviamente il Milan che si difende col Barcellona "fa schifo", l'Inter che lo fa col Milan è un "capolavoro tattico". Poi il Milan sarebbe ben visto dai media...
Purtroppo Pato mi ricora l'ultimo Kakà al Milan, che segnava solo gol facili, e il Milan aveva visto giusto a venderlo, per un sacco di soldi (che sarebbero stati addirittura il doppio se lui avesse accettato il City).

Meanwhile, the rapper Example (who?!) supported Noel Gallagher (but if Noel always insulted them!) “comparing Noel solo to Beady Eye”... yes, comparing them, Noel received 21 negative reviews, Liam only one negative. If you don’t have your mind stuck in the UK only, where Noel is a media darling.
And said "the ideas were all Noel’s"...right, as in a dictatorship. Also the idea to leave Oasis 3 times.
The article was published on the usual Daily Star, the one keeping on publishing false news about Liam and defaming him, that we reported to the Beady Eye staff.

We remind you, Noel was nominated for a Brit award in the category "best female", for singing in falsetto and always being on Grazia magazine.
A fan of Noel with a superior brain said: "Wheres Liam on the list? Oh, wait, of course, the beady eye album sucks monkeyballs".
(insults to Liam are always accepted on "Noel" sites)
Where's Noel on the list of most working artists with Liam? Oh, wait, of course, he's too busy finding "new" songs for the "new" album from 1999, 2001 and 2004 sessions.
Where's Noel on the Queen's list? Oh, wait, of course, listening to Noel's album even the Queen fell asleep.
Beady Eye are no media darling, and you need to be, to have a Brit Award nominee.

Retirement is still on lazy fuck Noel's mind... some weeks ago he said he could end his career soon. Today on his blog he wrote "If this year is half as good as last year then I might actually retire". Please do it. Stop lying, stop saying things and doing the opposite.
If it's half as good... he might receive 31 negative reviews and reach the 42nd place in the USA chart.
Soon his "new" album, featuring remixed songs (by the Amorphous Androgynous) from the first "new" album, featuring discarded songs from 1999, 2001 and 2004 sessions.

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dominating the world wide web

MILAN - 4 letter colour. Pretty Green Italy and McLaren Milan are still "blogspot", but are in development. There are people always offering money for advertisements on the sites, but "life in Milan is selective, very selective" :), I always have to choose which ones. 

Carnation with Liam Gallagher and Noel The Plum. I still have a tape, I was with some Oasis groupies and there was Damon Minchella (from Liverpool) with Paul Weller, who received sunflowers from one of the groupies (a girl giving flowers to a man, how rare :). Damon always used to bring scarves of the Italian national football team, 'cause he's clearly of Italian origins, and once he said (tried to say) something in Italian, we were laughing "rotflmfao", he sounded like one with a potato in his mouth :O

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Noel ass lickers awards

MILAN - They feel their idol is in a crisis and needs their support...
1) Oasisnews-Wonderwall (from Rome)
completely obsessed for Noel. Even publishes series of pathetic Noel's photos as "news", rather than writing about Liam. It's not possible to comment.

2) Stopcryingyourheartout (from Wales)
as in a dictatorship, comments are chosen and those against Noel are not accepted.
If criticism in one comment is accepted, Noel's blinded fans answer and the conversation is then closed, resulting totally pointless. Publishes and repeats totally useless "news" about Noel, "forgets" to publish negative ones about Noel and "forgets" to publish good ones about Liam...

3) Oasisitalia (from Padova-Veneto)
full of mistakes in Italian language. Publishes wrong news. Comments are not allowed.

4) Live4ever (from Usa)
comments are moderated, insults to Liam are accepted and some ironic things about Noel are not accepted. And still "forgets" to publish some news.

This last one and the second one are "affiliated" to a central one from England (that says to be "the most popular site about Oasis"...oh so THAT's why Noel is so overrated), that of course didn't accept just an ironic comment about Noel, and told me: "if you would have the slightest idea of our coverage over the last 10 years of Oasis and beyond you would feel silly about your comment"... hilarious. Right, I have the slightest idea over the last 20 YEARS of Oasis, you kids.

my ass is of "a different breed, I'm outta your league, I'm 10 outta 10..."Oasisblues (from Milan). comments are no more accepted ('cause tired of jealous insults) but a "log in" is still available. Continuously mocking Noel. Awarded coolest Oasis website ever and on the official Oasis site and City official site. Sometimes also visited by Liam. Who is still trying to delete Noel's ridiculous statement of the famous (28) 29 August 2009 on the official website.
Being a fan of Oasis used to be not taking yourself too seriously and all the others are too serious and boring. That's not Oasis.

Meanwhile, rumours say Noel will play at the Brit Awards... ah! this means they need him to play so they probably make him win his award. Wouldn't you invite GOD in person without giving him a prize? He could feel quite offended, poor victim.

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Balotelli walks into a school and asks if he can use the toilet

MANCHESTER - Here's a silly question. Which City player is most likely to pop into a school and ask to use the loo? If you didn't answer Mario Balotelli, you've not been keeping up.
The Italian striker's unpredictable behaviour has made him a cult figure not just with the Blues faithful but football fans all over the world, Florida included.
Always expect the unexpected with Mario, as Sherlock might say.
You can get a free (also Mario's) Umbro t-shirt (2011 champions) with an online order here.

Manchester City star Mario Balotelli stunned college students when he parked his luxury Bentley outside their classrooms and strolled in to ask if he could use the toilet.
The eccentric Blues star turned up unannounced at the 1,800-pupil Xaverian College in Manchester around 1.30pm.
Parking his white Bentley in the car park he strolled into the Rusholme college’s canteen area to ask pupils where the toilets were.
After spending a penny he went into the staff room to speak to teachers.
Accompanied by three friends he then walked around the campus of the sixth form college followed by cheering Man City supporting students.
After staying for around 20 minutes Balotelli and his friends drove off – leaving amazed students frantically calling and texting their friends to tell them what happened.
Eighteen-year-old Edward Gasson was sitting in the canteen with friends when the Blues star arrived.
He said: “Balotelli parked his Bentley outside then came in and was asking where the toilets were, then he went to the teacher’s staff room.
“After that he was just walking round campus like he owned the place and everyone was following him around.
“It was amazing to see him but it was a bit ridiculous for him to come here – you would never expect it to happen.”
Fellow student Josh Keogh, also 18, said: “When he was walking around all the City fans were cheering him.
“He just seemed proper chilled. It was really weird to see him at our college but pretty amazing.”
A spokesperson for Catholic Xaverian College on Lower Park Road - which is located just a mile from City's former Maine Road ground - confirmed the star had visited the college.
They said: ‘Xaverian was delighted to receive a surprise visit from Mario, who chatted to some of the students at one of Manchester’s most successful colleges.
“We weren’t able to enrol him on any courses, but he is welcome back anytime.”
Excited pupils posted messages about the visit on Twitter.
Lauren Garnes tweeted: "Ok so Mario Balotelli randomly turned up at my college today, walked round for a bit and drove off in his white bentley.. average day really"
O'brien Richards wrote: "Balotelli walking aroun in my college", while another student tweeted: "Why is Balotelli even at xaverian college? Hahahhahahaaa"
One pupil added: "Why was balotelli rolling through my college? He has too much time on his hands man".
Balotelli played for City in the night before's Carling Cup semi final vs Liverpool at the Etihad Stadium but was substituted shortly before half time after suffering an injury.
The player last year wore a T-shirt with the words "Why always me?" after a string of headlines about his eccentric off-field behaviour.
In October 2010 he drove his Mercedes through an open security gate at a women's prison in Italy after deciding he would take a look around. He was questioned by prison officials for half an hour before he was allowed to leave.
Last October his Cheshire home was set on fire when a firework went off in the bathroom and at Christmas he walked into St John's Church, Chorlton, for midnight mass and put £200 into the collection tin.
It has also been reported that he drove around Manchester handing money to homeless people, although this was denied by Manchester City (but it was true).
In an interview with an Italian newspaper earlier this week he said: "I'm not mad, not at all – even if sometimes I do things that are a bit strange."

Amy G

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