(of course with comments against Liam from the people who don't know anything about Oasis and "know" them through the media, but taking the time to read and even comment)
The brothers have been approached by promoters willing to pay huge sums for them to play two shows to mark 20 years since their debut album.
And their answer could match the album’s title: Definitely Maybe [this definitely sounds like the typical tabloid bullshit with their puns, playing with words].
The pair could be tempted, despite Noel once saying the band wouldn’t re-form ‘even if all the starving children in the world depended on it’. Idiot.
Talks are said to be fragile but the package on the table may prove irresistible to Liam.
He needs to pay for £500-an-hour lawyer Fiona Shackleton, who is handling his divorce from Nicole Appleton.
If the concerts do go ahead, they are expected to be staged next August at Knebworth [40th anniversary]. When Oasis played there in 1996 they sold 330,000 tickets – the fastest-selling in British rock history.
Another typical tabloids bullshit expression : "a source said", ‘If the gigs happened, they would perform Definitely Maybe from start to finish.’
Noel quit the band [for the 3rd time, 1994-2000-2009, LIAM's band, formed by Liam, name given by Liam, fronted by Liam, etc. real heart and soul of Oasis] and has since fronted his band High Flying Birds [the band that is not a band but disbanded...]. Fronted? Noel? yes, in his dreams.
Noel hates Oasis so much that he would probably join to get the money (the only thing he's interested in), to leave them a 4th time.
But in June, Liam hinted there could be a reunion. He said: ‘I’d do it for nowt, but if someone’s going to drop a load of fucking money, I’d do it for that too.’
‘It was Noel that started the idea and now he’s saying he’s not up for it [typical double-faced Noel], but I am. If the people want it, then the people will get it.’
Noel is still paying for all the songs he copied, that's why he's secretly interested in a reunion.
It makes me laugh when they also say "Liam's got no money", when even the only Pretty Green is a huge success.
Both brothers’ spokesmen declined to comment.
Martha Lytton Cobbold, the managing director of Knebworth Estates, said: “I am unaware that the band has reformed, and particularly as Liam is promoting his independent band Beady Eye through 2014, find it hard to believe. However if they were to reform we would of course be delighted to have them play at Knebworth.”
But before the reunion, pharmacies requested another Low Lying Turds album as a cure for insomnia.
Noel is aware of his fame of liar among the hardcore Oasis fans, and now wants to sound like the one telling the truth... this Knebworth story was probably put around by someone of his people...
Noel, master of masterplans, that was, as he admitted when he was drunk : being successful through the media instead of the music, mainly copied and taken from the Griffiths, now taken from old sessions.
Same old boring scheme, now we know how it works... "brains behind the band" my ass.
It's all built by the media darling Noel to make him sound as the great man who doesn't need anyone... he needs a proper band.