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  • bands: Oasis, Beady Eye, Led Zeppelin
  • musicians: Jimmy Page, Ennio Morricone
  • singers: Liam Gallagher, Luciano Pavarotti, Nic Cester
  • albums: Houses of the Holy, What's the Story Morning Glory, BE, Sugar Rush
  • songs: Rain song, Rockin' chair (by the Griffiths), Stay young (dickhead Noel hates it), In the bubble with a bullet
  • clubs: AC Milan, Italy, England
  • players: Paolo Maldini, Mario Balotelli, Pippo Inzaghi, Marco Van Basten, Mark Lenders
  • F1 car: McLaren
  • drivers: Jenson Button, A. Senna
  • clothes: Italian fashion, Pretty Green
  • poet: William Shakespeare
  • books: Look back in anger (theatre), Oasis: the truth
  • historical character: Horatio Nelson
  • films: Quadrophenia, Zabriskie Point, Blow-up
  • director: A. Hitchcock
  • artists: S. Dali, Leonardo Da Vinci, L.S. Lowry, Milan Futurism artists
  • philosopher: A. Schopenhauer
  • place: Minorca island
  • food: Italian
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England flag = Milan flag, English lion = Venice Saint Marco lion

in history, City 2nd shirt so similar to Milan one :)

Oasis gigography

Oasis founder Liam gives the name Oasis (having seen a poster of the Inspiral Carpets in Liam's bedroom)

without Noel:

1991


Boardwalk - Manchester (England, Great Britain, UK) - 18th August - supporting Sweet Jesus

1992

Polytechnic - Dartford - 19th April
Hippodrome - Oldham - 20th April - supporting Revenge
Club 57 - Oldham - 5th May - supporting The Ya Ya's
Boardwalk - Manchester - 14th July (bootleg)
Boardwalk - Manchester - 19th August
The Venue - Manchester - 13th September
Boardwalk - Manchester - 22nd November - supporting The Cherries

1993

Boardwalk - Manchester - 5th January - supporting The Essence
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st March
Krazy House - Liverpool - 1st April
Boardwalk - Manchester - 1st May
King Tut's - Glasgow - 31st May - supporting 18 Wheeler (when Alan McGee discovered them, many posts, also here)
Manchester University - Manchester - 1st June
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st July
Boardwalk - Manchester - 3rd July
Duchess - Leeds - 11th September
Canal Bar - Manchester - 14th September
(Hit the North - Radio 5 -15th September bootleg)
Manchester University - Manchester - 7th October - supporting Liz Phair
Manchester University - Manchester - 14th October - supporting Milltown Brothers
Keele University - Keele - 27th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Wherehouse - Derby - 1st November - supporting BMX Bandits
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 3rd November - supporting BMX Bandits
Powerhaus - London - 4th November
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th November - supporting CNN
Institute - Birminham - 1st December - supporting St. Ettienne
Plaza - Glasgow - 2nd December - supporting St. Ettienne
Warwick University - Warwick - 4th December
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 8th December - supporting The Verve
Manchester University - Manchester - 9th December - supporting The Verve
Cathouse - Glasgow - 10th December - supporting The Verve
The Mill - Preston - 11th December - supporting The Verve
Riverside - Newcastle - 13th December - supporting The Verve
Kings Hall - Bradford - 14th December - supporting The Verve
Krazy House - Liverpool - 16th December - supporting Real People

1994

Water Rats - London - 27th January
Gleneagles - Scotland - 6th February
Angel - Bedford - 23rd March
100 Club - London - 24th March
Forum - Tunbridge Wells - 26th March
Polytechnic - Oxford - 27th March
Jug Of Ale - Birminham - 28th March
Joiners - Southhampton - 29th March
Fleece & Firkin - Bristol - 30th March
Moles - Bath - 31st March
Lucifers Mill - Dundee - 5th April
La Belle Angel - Edinburgh - 6th April
Tramway -Glasgow - 7th April
Arena - Middlesborough - 8th April
Wheatsheaf - Stoke - 11th April
Duchess - Leeds - 12th April
Lomax - Liverpool - 13th April
Adelphi - Hull - 29th April
University - Coventry - 30th April
Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth - 2nd May
Tj's - Newport - 3rd May
Wherehouse - Derby - 4th May
Charlotte - Leicester - 6th May
Old Trout - Windsor - 7th May
Roadmenders - Northhampton - 8th May
Army And Navy - Chelmsford - 10th May
Boat Race - Cambridge - 11th May
New Cross - London - 13th May
Leadmill - Sheffield - 14th May
Edwards 8 - Birminham - 1st June
University - Cardiff - 2nd June
Island - Ilford - 3rd June
Albert Hall - London - 4th June
Arts Centre - Norwich - 6th June
Marquee - Manchester - 8th June
University - Manchester - 9th June
Avenham Park Festival - Preston - 11th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 12th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 13th June
Erotika - Paris (france) - 16th June
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 18th June (interview)
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 26th June
Wetlands - New York - 21st July
T In The Park Festival - Hamilton - 31st July
Riverside - Newcastle - 9th August
Irish Centre - Leeds - 10th August
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th August
Hultsfreds Festival - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 13th August (bootleg+interview)
Rock City - Nottingham - 15th August
Forum - London - 16th August
Astoria - London - 18th August
(Borderline - London - 21th August - secret gig)
Lowlands Festival - Netherlands - 28th August
Tivoli - Buckley - 31st August
Gino - Stockholm (Sweden) - 2nd September
Limelight - Belfast - 4th September
Hacienda - Manchester - 5th September
Logo - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th September
Arena - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 9th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 13th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 14th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 15th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 16th September
Quattro - Osaka (Japan) - 18th September
Quattro - Nagoya (Japan) - 19th September
Moe's - Seattle WA (USA) - 23rd September
Satyricon - Portland OR (USA) - 24th September
Bottom Of The Hill - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th September
Melarky's - Sacramento CA (USA) - 27th September
Noel leaves the band for the first time

Uptown Bar - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 14th October
Metro - Chicago IL (USA) - 15th October
St Andrews Hall - Detroit MI (USA) 16th October
Grog Shop - Cleveland OH (USA) - 18th October
Lee's Place - Toronto (Canada) - 19th October
Local 186 - Allston MA (USA) - 21st October
Met Cafe - Providence RI (USA) - 22nd October
JC Dobbs - Philadelphia (USA) - 23rd October
9:30 Club - Washington DC (USA) - 26th October
Maxwell's - Hoboken NJ (USA) - 28th October
Wetlands - New York (USA) - 29th October
La Cigale - Paris (france) - 4th November
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 5th November
Theatre Du Moulin - Marseille (france) - 6th November
Palladium - Stockholm (Sweden) - 16th November
Cue Club - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 17th November
Dairy - Lund (Sweden) - 18th November
Loft - Berlin (Germany) - 20th November
Markthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 21st November
Batchkapp - Frankfurt (Germany) - 23rd November
Luxor - Cologne (Germany) - 24th November
Paradiso - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 25th November
Zeche Carl - Essen (Germany) - 27th November
Botanieve - Brussels (Belgium) - 28th November
Guildhall - Southampton - 30th November
Octagon - Sheffield - 1st December
Corn Exchange - Cambridge 4th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 7th December
Civic Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th December
Astoria - Cardiff - 12th December
Hammersmith Palais - London - 13th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 17th December
Academy - Manchester - 18th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 27th December
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 29th December
Town Hall - Middlesbrough - 30th December

1995

DV8 - Seattle WA (USA) - 28th January
Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver (Canada) - 29th January
Roseland Theatre - Portland OR (USA) - 30th Janurary
Fillmore - San Francisco (USA) - 1st February
The Palace - Hollywood CA (USA) - 3rd February
SOMA Live - San Diego CA (USA) - 4th February
Nile Theatre - Mesa AZ - 5th February
Bar & Grill - Salt Lake City UT (USA) - 7th February
Bluebeard Theatre - Denver CP (USA) - 9th February
Deep Ellum Live - Dallas TX (USA) - 11th February
Liberty Lunch - Austin TX (USA) - 12th February
Urban Art Bar - Houston TX (USA) - 13th February
New Daisy Theatre - Memphis TN (USA) - 15th February
Cat's Cradle - Carrboro NC (USA) - 17th February
Masquerade - Atlanta GA (USA) - 18th February
Stone Pony - Ashbury Park NJ (USA) - 3rd March
Wust Music Hall - Washington DC (USA) - 4th March
The Abyss - Virginia Beach VA (USA) - 5th March
Theatre Of Living Arts - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 7th March
The Academy - New York NY (USA) - 8th March
Lopo's - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Avalon - Boston MA (USA) - 11th March
Club Soda - Montreal (Canada) - 12th March
Phoenix Theatre - Toronto (Canada) - 14th March
The Odeon - Cleveland OH (USA) - 15th March
St Andrews - Detroit MI (USA) - 16th March
Tyndale Armory - Indianapolis (USA) - 18th March
Vic Theatre - Chicago IL (USA) - 19th March
Orbit Room - Grand Rapids MI (USA) - 20th March
First Ave - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 24th March
Rave At Eagles Milwaukee WI (USA) - 25th March
Cliffs Pavillion - Southend - 17th April
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 20th April
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd April
Pavillion - Bath - 22nd June
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 23rd June
Roskilde Festival - Denmark - 30th June
Rolling Stone - Milan (Italy) 3rd July
Fauvier festival - Lyon (france) - 5th July
Out In The Green Festival - Frauenfeld (Switzerland) - 7th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (france) - 8th July
Badesee - Duren (Germany) - 9th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 14th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 15th July
Plaza De Toros De Las Ventus - Madrid (Spain) - 18th July
Zeebruggers Beach Festival - Belgium - 21st July
Slane Castle - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd July
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 21st August
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 22nd August
Liquid Room - Toyko (Japan) - 23rd August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 25th August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 26th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 28th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 29th August
Empress Ballroom - Blackpool - 2nd October
Trentham Gardens - Stoke - 3rd October
International Centre - Bournemouth - 5th October
Leisure Centre - Gloucester - 6th October
Hammerjack's - Baltimore MD (USA) - 10th October
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th October
Tuxedo Junctions - Danbury CT (USA) - 13th October
The Orpheum - Boston MA (USA) - 14th October
Metropol - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 16th October
La Luna - Brussels (Belgium) - 31st October
Earls Court - London - 4th November
Earls Court - London - 5th November
Zenith - Paris (france) - 7th November
Grosse Freiheit - Mamburg (Germany) - 10th November
Live Music Hall - Koln (Germany) - 12th November
Trocardiere - Nantes (france) - 14th November
Aeronef - Lille (france) - 15th November
Granby Hall - Leicester - 17th November
Annexet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 20th November
KB Hallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th November
NYMEX Arena - Manchester - 26th November
KNDD Holiday Festival - Seattle WA (USA) - 2nd December
WHFS Holiday Festival - Washington DC (USA) - 7th December
Q101 Holiday Festival - Chicago IL (USA) - 8th December
KEGE Holiday Festival - Minneapolis (USA) - 9th December
Liberty Warehouse - Toronto (Canada) - 13th December
Live 105 Holiday Festival - San Francisco CA (USA) - 15th December
KOME Holiday Festival - San Jose CA (USA) - 16th December
KROQ Holiday Festival - Los Angeles CA - 18th December
Viper Room - Hollywood CA (USA) - 19th December

1996

Music Centre - Utrecht - 10th January
Munich (Germany) - 12th January
Huxley's - Berlin (Germany) - 14th January
Bielefeld (Germany) - 15th January
Whitely Bay Ice Rink - Tyne & Wear - 19th January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 21st January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 22nd January
Memorial Hall - Kansas City MO (USA) - 23rd February
American Theater - St Louis (MO) - 24th February
Orpheum Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 26th February
Aragon Ballroom - Chicago IL (USA) - 27th February
Eagle's Auditorium - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 1st March
Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 3rd March
Egyptian Room - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 5th March
GMU Patriot Center - Fairfax VA (USA) - 7th March
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th March
Strand Theater - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Paramount Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 18th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 19th March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 22nd March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 23rd March
Stradhalle - Offenbach (Germany) - 26th March
Terminal 1 - Offenbach (Germany) - 27th March
Palalido - Milan (Italy) - 29th March
Summum - Grenoble (france) - 31st March
Zeleste - Barcelona (Spain) - 2nd April
Pacific Coliseum - Vancouver BC (USA) - 10th April
Mercer Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 11th April
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - San Francisco CA - 13th April
Mammoth - Denver CO (USA) - 18th April
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) -20th April
Austin Music Hall - Austin TX (USA) - 21st April
Maine Road - Manchester - 27th April
Maine Road - Manchester - 28th April
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond (Scotland) - 3rd August
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond - 4th August
Sjohistoriska Museet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 7th August
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 10th August (with bootleg)
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 11th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 14th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 15th August
Royal Festival Hall - Noel unplugged - London - 23rd August (bootleg)
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL - 27th August
Palace - Auburn Hills MI (USA) - 30th August
Molson Park - Toronto (Canada) - 31st August
Corestates Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 2nd September
The Centrum - Worcester MA (USA) - 6th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 7th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 8th September
Nissan Pavilion - Bristow VA (USA) - 10th September

1997

Tibetan Freedom Concert - New York City - 7th June (Noel)
Weenie Roast - Irvine CA (USA) - 14th June
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 18th June - Supporting U2
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 19th June - Supporting U2
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 8th September
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 9th September
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 10th September
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 13th Septemeber
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 14th September
Arena - Newcastle - 16th September
Arena - Newcastle - 17th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 19th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 20th September
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd September
Arena - Sheffield - 23rd September
Earls Court - London - 25th September
Earls Court - London - 26th September
Earls Court - London - 27th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 29th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 30th September
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 7th October
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 8th October
Zenith - Lille (France) - 3rd November
Pabellon Principe Felipe - Zaragoza (Spain) - 8th Novemeber
Palacio De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 10th November
Palau Dels Esports - Barcelona (Spain) - 11th November
Arena - Geneva (Switzerland) - 13th November
Palasport - Bologna (Italy) - 15th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 16th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 17th November
Olympichalle - Munich (Germany) - 19th November
Sportovni Hala - Prague (Czech Republic) - 21st November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 22nd November
Messehalle - Hannover (Germany) - 24th November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 25th November
Earls Court - London - 26th November
Brabanthallen - Den Bosch (Netherlands) - 27th November
Arena - Oberhausen (Germany) - 28th November
The Point - Dublin - 3rd December
The Point - Dublin - 4th December
The Point - Dublin - 5th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 7th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 8th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 10th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 11th December
GMEX - Manchester - 13th December
GMEX - Manchester - 14th December
Water Rats - London - 16th December
Wembley Arena - London - 17th December
Wembley Arena - London - 18th December

1998

Sony E Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 8th January
Patriot Center - Washington DC (USA) - 9th January
Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 10th January
Continental Airlines Arena - Rutherford NJ (USA) - 12th January
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 15th January
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL (USA) - 17th January
Northrop Auditorium - Minneapolis (USA) - 18th January
GM Place - Vancouver (USA) - 23rd January
Seattle Center Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 24th January
Bill Graham Civic - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 27th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 28th January
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) - 31st January
Theatre At Bayou Place - Houston TX (USA) - 1st February
WPB Auditorium - Palm Beach FL (USA) - 5th February
UCF Arena - Orlando FL (USA) - 6th February
Fox Theatre - Atlanta GA (USA) 8th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 18th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 19th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 20th February
HKCEC Hall 3 - Hong Kong (China) - 22nd February
Entertainment Center - Perth (Australia) - 26th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Adelaide (Australia) - 28th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st March
Entertainment Center - Sydney (Australia) - 3rd March
Entertainment Center - Brisbane (Australia) - 6th March
Carter Holt Pavilion - Auckland (New Zealand) - 9th March
Queens Warf Event Center - Wellington (New Zealand) - 10th March
San Carlos Apoquindo Stadium - Santiago (Chile) - 14th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 17th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th March
Meropolitan - Rio De Janiero (Brazil) - 20th March
Polo De Arte E Cultura De Anhembi - Sao Paulo (Brazil) 21st March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 24th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 25th March

1999

First Union Centre - Philadelphia (USA) - 3rd December
Allstate Arena - Rosemont IL (USA) 4th December
Cobo Arena Detroit MI - (USA) - 5th December
The Pond - Anaheim CA (USA) 11th December

2000

Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 29th February
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 1st March
Marine Mese - Fukuoka (Japan) - 3rd March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 5th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 6th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) -7th March
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 9th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 11th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 12th March
Green Hall - Hiroshima (Japan) - 14th March
Army Hall - Sendai (Japan) - 16th March
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 21st March
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) - 23rd March
E-Werk - Koln (Germany) - 25th March
Paramount Theater - Seattle (USA) - 5th April
Schnitzer Auditorium - Portland OR (USA) - 6th April
Berkeley Community Theater - San Francisco CA (USA) - 8th April
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 9th April
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 11th April
Auditorium Theater - Denver CO (USA) - 13th April
State Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 15th April
Riverside Theater - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 16th April
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) -18th April
State Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 19th April
EJ Thomas Hall - Akron OH (USA) - 21st April
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 22nd April
Palace Theater - Columbus OH (USA) - 24th April
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 26th April
Orpheum Theatre - MA (USA) - 27th April
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 29th April
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 1st May
Patriot Centre - VA (USA) - 3rd May
Music Midtown - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th May
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 8th May
Praca Sony - Lisbon (Portugal) - 17th May
Plasa De Toros La Cubierta De Leganes - Leganes (Spain) 19th May

Noel leaves the band for the 2nd time.

without Noel:

Filaforum - Milan (Italy) - 30th May +here
Zurcher Saalsporthalle - Zurich (Switzerland) - 31st May
Wiener Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 2nd June
Haus Auensee - Leipzig (Germany) - 3rd June
C.O.S "Torwar" - Warsaw (poland) - 5th June
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 7th June
Rock Am Ring - Nuremburg (Germany) - 9th June
Pinkpop Festival - Landgraaf (Netherlands) - 10th June
Rock Im Park - Nurnburg (Germany) - 11th June
Hultsfred 2000 - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 15th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 18th June
Le Dome - Marseilles (france) - 19th June
Fete De La Musique - Paris (france) - 21st June
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) 22nd June
Werchter Festival - Werchter (Belgium) - 30th June
Roskilde Festival - (Denmark) - 1st July
Ruisrock - Turku (Finland) - 2nd July
Palacio De La Comunidad - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th July
Quart 2000 Kristiansand (Norway) - 6th July
Lansdowne Road - Dublin - 8th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (France) - 9th July
Rockwave Festival - Athens (Greece) - 12th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 15th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 16th July
Wembley Stadium - London - 21st July
Wembley Stadium - London - 22nd July
Paleo Festival - Nyon (Switzerland) - 26th July
Murrayfield Stadium - Edinburgh - 29th July
Benicassim Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 4th August
Sudoeste Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 6th August
Sziget Festival - Budapest (Hungary) - 8th August
Skanderborg - Skanerborg (Denmark) - 12th August
Gijon Festival - Gijon (Spain) - 23rd August
Reading Festival - Reading - 25th August
Glasgow Green Festival - Glasgow - 26th August
Leeds Festival - Leeds - 28th August

2001

Rock In Rio - Rio (Brazil) - 14th January
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th January
Caracas Pop Festival - Caracas (Venezuela) - 21st January
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vagas NV (USA) - 11th May
Barbara Bowl - Santa Barbara CA (USA) - 12th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 14th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 15th May
Fiddler's Green - Denver CO (USA) - 17th May
Xcal Energy Center -St Paul MN (USA) - 19th May
New World Music Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th May
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 22nd May
Riverbend Music Theater - Cincinnati OH (USA) - 24th May
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland OH (USA) - 25th May
SNET Oakdale Theater - Wallingford CT (USA) - 27th May
A.J. Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 29th May
Tweeter Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 30th May
Verizon Wireless Music - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 1st June
Pine Knob Music Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 2nd June
Darien Center P.A.C. - Darien Center NY (USA) - 3rd June
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore MD (USA) - 5th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) -7th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 8th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 9th June
Tweeter Center - Boston MA (USA) - 11th June
Bercy - Paris (france) - 24th June
Rock Festival - Fuji (Japan) - 27th July
Bangkok - Bangkok (Thailand) - 31st July
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 7th October
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 8th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 10th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 11th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 13th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 14th October

2002

Watford Coliseum - Watford - 5th February
Royal Albert Hall - London - 6th February
Watford Coliseum - Watford - 8th February
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 26th April
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Indio CA (USA) - 28th April (bootleg)
Piazza San Giovanni - Rome (Italy) - 1st May
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 17th June
Razzmatazz - Barcelona (Spain) - 19th June
Vox Club - Modena (Italy) - 21st June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) - 24th June (bootleg)
Circus - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th June
Arena - Hull - 2nd July
Arena - Hull - 3rd July
Finsbury Park - London - 5th July
Finsbury Park - London - 6th July
Finsbury Park - London - 7th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 10th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 11th July
T In The Park Festival - Kincross - 13th July
Witnness Festival - Ireland - 14th July
Stadio Comunale - Vicenza (Italy) - 16th July (with bootleg)
Piazza Napoleone - Lucca (Italy) - 17th July (with bootleg)
Gurten Festival - Bern (Switzerland) - 19th July
Calvia Festival Isladencanta - Mallorca (Spain) - 21st July
Plaza De Toros La Glorieta - Salamanca (Spain) - 23rd July
Parque De Castrelos - Vigo (Spain) - 24th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 26th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 27th July
Pompano Beach Amphiteater - Ft. Lauderdale (USA) - 2nd August
Hard Rock Live - Orlando FL (USA) - 4th August
Tabernacle - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th August
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 7th August
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th August
Fleet Pavillion - Boston (USA) - 10th August
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 14th August
Molson Center - Montreal (Canada) - 16th August
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 17th August
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th August
Fox Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 21st August
Prehen Playing Fields - Derry - 7th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 9th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 10th September
Corn Exchange - Edinburgh - 12th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 14th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 15th September
Zenith - Paris (France) - 17th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 25th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 26th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 28th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 29th September
Kokusai Center - Fukuoka (Japan) - 1st October (bootleg)
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 2nd October
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 3rd October
Miyagi-Ken Taiikukan - Sendai (Japan) - 5th October
Sun Plaza - Hiroshima (Japan) - 7th October
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 8th October
Enmore Theatre - Sydney (Australia) - 11th October
RNA Showgrounds - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th October
Royal Theatre - Canberra (Australia) - 14th October
Civic Theatre - Newcastle (Australia) - 15th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 17th October
Melbourne Park - Melbourne (Australia) - 19th October
Moore Park - Sydney (Australia) - 20th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 23rd October
Araneta Coliseum - Manila (Philippines) - 24th October
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 26th October
Arena - Nottingham - 10th November
Arena - Nottingham - 11th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 13th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 14th November
Zenith - Lille (france) - 16th November
Le Liberte - Rennes (france) -17th November
Pabellon Wutzburg - Salamanca (Spain) - 19th November
Pabellon De La Casilla - Bilboa (Spain) - 20th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 22nd November
PBA Palas - Pesaro (Italy) - 23rd November
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 25th November
Messe B - Stuttgart (Germany) - 28th November
Jurhunderthalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 29th November
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 1st December
Color-Line Arena - 2nd December
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th December
Pier 2 - Breman (Germany) - 5th December
CIA - Cardiff - 8th December
CIA - Cardiff - 9th December
Centre -Brighton - 11th December
Pavilions - Plymouth - 12th December
Arena - Sheffield - 14th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 16th December
NIA - Birmingham - 18th December
NIA - Birmingham - 19th December

2003

The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 5th March
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 6th March
Colorline Arena - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th March
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 9th March
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 11th March
Arena - Berlin (Germany) 12th March

2004

Poole Lighthouse - Dorset - 23rd June
Glastonbury Festival - Glastonbury - 25th June

2005

Astoria - London - 10th May
Alcatraz - Milan (Italy) - 12th May
Usher Hall - Edinburgh - 15th May
Clapham Grand - London - 22nd May
Olympia - Paris (france) - 23rd May
Coronet - London - 25th May
Carling Appolo Hammersmith - London - 26th May
Aqualung - Madrid (Spain) - 1st June
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) -4th June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) 6th June
Hurricane Festival (Germany) 10th June
Southside Festival (Germany) 11th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 12th June
The Molson Amphitheatre (Canada) 17th June
Meadow Brook Amphitheatre Detroit (USA) 18th June
UIC Pavilion Chicago (USA) 20th June
Madison Square Gardens NY (USA) 22nd June
Tweeter Center Boston (USA) 24th June
Festival Pier Penns Landing Philadelphia (USA) 25th June
Hampden Park - Glasgow - 29th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 30th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 2nd July
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 3rd July
Rose Bowl Stadium - Southampton - 6th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 9th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 10th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle - 12th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle 13th July
Marlay Park - Dublin (Ireland) - 16th July
Sudoete Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 5th August
FIB Heineken Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 7th August
Summer Sonic Eve Show - Nagoya (Japan) - 11th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Osaka (Japan) - 13th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Toyko (Japan) - 14th August
Frequency Festival - Saltzburg (Austria) - 18th August
Hylands Park - V Festival - 20th August
Weston Park - V Festival - 21st August
General Motors Place - Vancouver (Canada) -8th September
Everett Event Center - Seattle (USA) - 9th September
Shoreline Amphitheatre - San Francisco (USA) - 11th September
Hollywood Bowl - Los Angeles (USA) - 12th September
Coors Amphitheatre - San Diego (USA) - 14th September
House Of Blues - Las Vegas (USA) - 15th September
Glen Helen Pavilion - Los Angeles (USA) 17th September
Dodge Theater - Phoenix (USA) - 18th September
Red Rock Park Amphitheatre - Denver (USA) - 20th September
Smirnoff Music Center - Dallas (USA) - 22nd September
Austin City Limits - Texas - (USA) - 24th September
HIFI Buys Amphitheatre - Atlanta (USA) - 27th September
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore (USA) - 29th September
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland (USA) - 30th September
Staten Island - New York (USA) - 2nd October
House Of Blues Club - Atlantic City (USA) - 3rd October
Alsterdorfer Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 20th October
Valbyhallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 21st October
Rouen Zenith - Rouen (france) - 23rd October
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 24th October
The Zenith - Paris (france) - 26th October
Jahrhunderhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 27th October
Tresivo Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 29th October
Milano Forum - Milan (Italy) - 30th October
Phillipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 1st November
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 2nd November
Pavello De La Vall D'Hebron - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th November
Palacio De Deportes De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 5th November
Osaka Catle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 17th November
Yogogi Tallkukan - Toyko (Japan) - 18th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan -Tokyo (Japan) - 20th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan - Tokyo (Japan) - 21st November
Entertainment Centre - Brisbane (Australia) - 26th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 28th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 29th November
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st December
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 2nd December
Rock It Festival - Perth (Australia) - 4th December
Millenium Stadium - Cardiff - 10th December
AECC - Aberdeen - 12th December
SECC - Glasgow - 14th December
SECC - Glasgow - 15th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 18th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 19th December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 21st December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd December

2006

Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 25th January
Hovet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 29th January
Summum - Grenoble (france) 30th January
Gasometer - Vienna (Austria) - 1st February
Eulachhallen AG Winterthur - Winterhur (Switzerland) - 2nd February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 4th February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 6th February +a slideshow here
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 7th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 9th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 10th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 13th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 14th February
100 Rock Festival - Bangkok (Thailand) - 18th February
Lakeside - Bangkok (Thailand) - 19th February
Olympic Hall - Seoul (South Korea) - 21st February
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 23rd February
Asiaworld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 25th February
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 10th March
Velodrome - Santiago (Chile) - 12th March
Credicard Hall - Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 15th March
Air Canada Centre - Toronto (Cananda) - 20th March
Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee (USA) - 22nd March
Murat Theater - Indianapolis (USA) - 23rd March
Taft Theatre - Cincinnati (USA) - 25th March
Ryman Auditorium - Nashville (USA) - 26th March
Verizon Wireless Theatre - Houston (USA) - 28th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 31st March
KOKO - London (UK) - 2nd November
Danforth Music Hall - Toronto (Canada) - 7th November
Wadsworth Theater - Los Angeles (USA) - 9th November
Union Chapel - Islington - 26th November
Le Cabaret Sauvage - Paris (france) - 28th November
Blue Note - Milan (Italy) - 29th November
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 10th December
The Chapel - Melbourne (Australia) - 11th December
Tivoli - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th December
Enmore Theatre - Newton (Australia) - 14th November
Perth Concert Hall - Perth (Australia) - 16th November

(around this period: they are Noel+Gem acoustic gigs)

2007

BRITS - London - 14th February
Club B1 - Moscow (Russia) - 23rd March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 26th March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 27th March
M.E.N Arena - Manchester - 30th March

2008

WaMu Theater - Seattle (USA) - 26th August
GM Place - Vancouver (Canada) - 27th August
Rexall Palace - Edmunton (Canada) - 29th August
Pengrowth Saddledome - Calgary (Canada) - 30th August
MTS Centre - Winnipeg (Canada) - 1st September
Scotiabank Place - Ottawa (Canada) - 4th September
Bell Center - Quebec (Canada) - 5th Septmber
Toronto Island Park - Toronto (Canada) - 7th September
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 7th October
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 8th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 10th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 11th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 13th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 14th October
Wembley Arena - London - 16th October
Wembley Arena - London - 17th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 20th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 21st October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 23rd October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 24th October
The Roundhouse - London - 26th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th October
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 1st November
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 2nd November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 4th November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 5th November
Gloria Theatre - Cologne (Germany) - 7th November
Falkoner Teatret - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 8th November (bootleg)
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 10th November
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 26th November
VFG Arena - Guadalajara (Mexico) - 28th November
Arena - Monterrey (Mexico) - 29th November
Oracle Arena - Oakland (USA) - 3rd December
Staples Center - Los Angeles (USA) - 4th December
The Pearl - Las Vegas (USA) - 6th December
Broomfield Events Center - Denver (USA) - 8th December
Target Center - Minneapolis (USA) - 10th December
Allstate Arena - Chicago - 12th December
Palace Of Auburn Hills - Detroit (USA) 13th December
The John Labatt Centre - London (Canada) - 15th December
Madison Square Gardens - New York (USA) - 17th December
Susquehanna Center - Camden (USA) - 19th December
GMU Patriot Center - Washington (USA) - 20th December

2009

Zenith - Nantes (france) - 12th January
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 13th January
Messehalle - Dresden (Germany) - 15th January
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 16th January
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 18th January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 21st January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 22nd January
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th January
Scandinavium - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 25th January
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 27th January
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 28th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 30th January
Medoquine - Bordeaux (france) - 31st January
Mediolanumforum (Datchforum) - Milan (Italy) - 2nd February
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th February
Palacio de Deportes de La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 12th February
Pavello Olimpic de Badalona - Barcelona (Spain) - 13th February
Atlantico Pavillion - Lisbon (Portugal) - 15th February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 17th February
Le Dome - Marseille (france) - 18th February
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 20th February
Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 21st February
Palaonda - Bolzano (Italy) - 23rd February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 24th February
Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 26th February
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 27th February
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 1st March
Bercy - Paris (france) - 3rd March
Makuhari Messe - Tokyo (Japan) - 20th March
Makomanai Ice Arena - Sapporo (Japan) - 22nd March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 24th March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 25th March
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 28th March (Noel's diary)
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 29th March (with bootleg)
Olympic Gym # 1 - Seoul (South Korea) - 1st April
Exhibition Hall 4F, Taiwan World Trade Centre Nangang - Taipei City (Taiwan) - 3rd April
Singapore Indoor Stadium - Singapore - 5th April
AsiaWorld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 7th April
Newmarket Racecourse - Johannesburg (South Africa) - 10th April
Cape Town Ostrich Farm - Cape Town (South Africa) - 13th April
USB Campo de Futbol - Caracas (Venezuela) - 28th April
Estadio Nacional - Lima (Peru) - 30th April
River Plate Stadium - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 3rd May
Movistar Arena - Santiago (Chile) - 5th May
Citibank Hall - Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) - 7th May (Brazilian tour)
São Paulo Arena Anhembi - São Paulo (Brazil) - 9th May
Curitiba Pedreira Paulo Leminski - Curitiba (Brazil) - 10th May
Porto Alegre Gigantinho - Porto Alegre (Brazil) - 12th May
Heaton Park - Manchester - 6th June
Heaton Park - Manchester - 7th June
Stadium Of Light - Sunderland - 10th June
Millennium Stadium - Cardiff - 12th June
Théâtre Antique de Vienne - Vienne (france) - 14th June
Murrayfield - Edinburgh - 17th June
Slane Castle - County Meath (Ireland) - 20th June
Rock Werchter - (Belgium) - 2nd July
Ricoh Arena - Coventry - 7th July
Eden Project - Bodelva- 14th July
Melt Festival - Gräfenhainichen (near Dessau) (Germany) - 19th July
Fuji Rock Festival Naeba Ski Resort - Naeba (Japan) - 24th July
Bridlington Spa - 20th August
V Festival - Chelmsford - 23rd August - ERASED
Rock en Seine - Paris (france) - 28th August ERASED - Oasis split (Noel leaves the band for the 3rd time)

The end of Oasis

Liam: Stone Roses better than sex

MILAN - Waiting for the Pope :), in a few days in Milano. 
from Liam: "the Stone Roses live are better than sex... and I can say that, cos my misses is away in New York at the moment". He said he's going to as many shows from here on in, "going to be biblical". Liam, Milan: 17 July.
Oh, Noel Gallagher wanted to play at their gigs but they chose Beady Eye... what a loser. He said he would have even sold hotdogs... BDSM anal aNoel... 

Noel's fans are sick... nothing new. "Noel or die" type. Celebrating his birthday... who cares? is he one of your family? get a life. Celebrating that he's getting old and shows to be 75 instead of 45... moaning about everything and young people, as an old man.
I even found Noel's fans comparing Oasis' "Live Forever" by Noel to "Little James" by Liam... (where of course Noel is God and Liam an idiot) ...says a lot about how idiotic they are. Little James was a song written for a child, it had to be simple. I find Live Forever quite a boring and trivial song (nothing lives forever), and Definitely Maybe a very overrated album (if there wasn't LIAM singing ALL the songs on the first album, just to remind them 'cause they don't know or they pretend they don't know, Noel would still play on the street - as Noel said: Noel learnt to sing in 2005). I prefer Boy with the Blues, I'm Outta Time, Morning Son, etc. by Liam. I think Noel's solo music is for unlucky buggers... he's trying to cover Oasis but does not sound rock'n'roll at all (as Noel said: he's not making rock'n'roll anymore).
I even found a girl (who was 5 years old in 1994, so she can know what Oasis were only from other people) uploading Oasis videos saying it's "Noel Gallagher" for the songs were he was singing... no no, it's not the same. Different band, Oasis were from another planet. And as his imaginary friend Gem says, it was not really Noel writing all his songs... of course in a band it's also other members adding something.
They even think that Noel and Liam making peace could change my mind about Noel... that's what THEY would do, following every single thing their idol does and thinks, as classic blinded fans without a brain.

Noel is gonna play at the Singapore Formula 1 Grand Prix... ahaha quite ironic for one who doesn't even have a driving license. Just as his song for Vauxhall cars (commercial for England national team). Just as his videos where he's Superman, an American hero who saves girls with a car... clearly, fiction.


piano version
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poor Montecarlo fashion

MONTE-CARLO - To make old this photos, no Instagram was used...
The famous "beautiful women" here got worse, compared to years ago, also those attending the weekend, on the yachts too, fat, old and ugly.
Friday is the the "day off" for the Formula1 here... cellulite festival: the "fashion" night show in Monaco (Amber Lounge GP afterparty) is the most overrated and poorest I've ever seen... (poorest not for the money of course, but in terms of quality). They even think those are models... Jesus, even little towns in Italy could have better ones. Even CAMPINGS have better fashion nights with cute simple girls from all the countries. And here they're in fucking "Montecarlò".. As always, french fashion: second rate.
It reminds me of a french word: parvenu... (people who quickly became rich but still behave as when they were poor... they're not able to be rich... then: better to be poor, instead). 
Not to mention the "Princess"... looks like a man, I have a different idea for "beautiful woman".

their fashion sense is second rate like their perfumes... there's tarts and whores but I'm much more... they can't light a fire, cook or sew... the small fame that I've acquired has brought me into cult status...

after yesterday's, another song by Paul Weller:


the Jam, Butterfly collector, feat. mod Milano Lambretta


by the way, also another one of the "prettiest places in Milan": I've read somewhere that the "Oasi delle farfalle" has opened again (Butterflies oasis museum, inside Montanelli park with the amazing Villa Reale, close to AC Milan headquarters, people used to get married @ Palazzo Dugnani), and butterflies even alight on you.
You know, butterflies live only for a few days and for them it's not important to stay inside there or "open air": butterflies exist just to fuck together, lol
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the fool on the hill and I feel fine (out of the sinking)

MILAN - Yesterday was the modfather's birthday, Paul Weller (54), Pretty Green big fan and one of the top people saying Noel Gallagher is telling lies.
Soon also Noel's birthday (75 years old).
As Oasis' "D'you know what I mean" said (really the top of overrated Noel Gallagher's songwriting eh... copying even 2 titles of Beatles songs in one line... and with the same chords of Wonderwall, another one of the series). "Godlike Genius" and the people could not vote.
Liam and Pretty Green then mocked Noel (blaming PG for the Oasis split, one of many excuses) with the "Fool on the hill" overcoat. Liam: most overrated musician? "has to be Noel Gallagher" (also, the man who had to pay the most money for copying).
The photo (model: Elena) is one of the prettiest places in Milan: "il Monte Stella" (the Star Mountain), "Muntagnetta" in Milanese dialect. It's near where Oasis had to play the first time in Milan (1995, Palalido, close to the legendary San Siro stadium, but they played @ Rolling Stone disco). It's a nice hill (fucking in the bushes :) with a view of the city and the whole Alps mountains (it's good to go by bicycle) but underground it's made of rubbish... it's artificial. Noel Gallagher would hate these "fucking Greens" things (is there anything that moaning old man doesn't hate? yesterday again on his blog).
Need a hill to stay out of the sinking...
[other pretty places in the next episode ;]

Out of the sinking, Paul in Vigevano (near Milano) 12 July

Fools gold, Stone Roses in Milan 17 July
I'm standing alone, I'm watching you all, I'm seeing you sinking...

+ Morrissey, 10 July (teatro Arcimboldi)
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Pretty Green womenswear

LONDON - As Pretty Green female model we had suggested Keeley Hazell 'cause she's a British icon. But she lives in America now, Hollywood. Anyway, here's a similar type of model.
Liam Gallagher was speechless as he indulged in the perks of being a rock star during a recent shoot for his fashion brand. The former Oasis-turned-Beady Eye frontman was flashed by glamour model Emma Glover 50 times as she modelled items in the latest collection of Pretty Green items.
Emma had to expose herself in one of Liam’s trademark parka jackets for the clothing line’s advertisements.
She said: “I had to redo the flash about 50 times so they could get it right”. She also said she was wearing "new stuff for Pretty Green" (not to be thrown at cows, lol).
It’s not the only recent occasion that Liam has been lost for words – he was “speechless” after watching The Stone Roses return at a hastily organised free show in Warrington, taking his seat to a crowd chant of "Liam!"

2010 video
(fake plastic boobs, lol)


altra perla di Chirico: "Del Piero è il mio idolo".
ma se negli ani scorsi ne parlava malissimo!

toh, dopo aver messo il "30" ovunque, improvvisamente per Andrea Agnelli gli scudetti non sono più 30 ma 28...
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Stone Roses back after 16 years, Liam attending

WARRINGTON - Liam Gallagher was there, taking his seat on the balcony to a crowd chant of "Liam!"
The Stone Roses' original line-up played their first gig in 16 years tonight (23 May) at 1,100 capacity Warrington's Parr Hall (where Beady Eye play on 28 June) and will play in Milan on 17 July.
Ian Brown, John Squire, Mani and Reni - who played his last full show with the band in 1990 - took to the stage after announcing the free gig earlier today, just hours before show time, via the band's official site. Fans were able to collect one wristband per person. To qualify, fans needed to take a Stone Roses CD inlay cover, record sleeve, official band T-shirt or Heaton Park ticket with them.
Not all Stone Roses fans were over the moon with the concert though. Some people with tickets for the Heaton Park concerts felt that they had already paid to see the legendary band's reunion and last night's free concert was 'unfair.
The Stone Roses played the following setlist:

I Wanna Be Adored 
Mersey Paradise
Sally Cinnamon
Made Of Stone
(Song For My) Sugar Spun Sister
Where Angels Play
Shoot You Down
Tightrope 
Waterfall 
She Bangs The Drums
Love Spreads (which Brown dedicated to "The North West of England")

more stuff to add soon
(not to be thrown at cows)

The millionaire Noel Berlusconi ("only a rich politician is a good politician", "them fucking communists" series) is back, from his blog today:
"cloth eared communist fuckers!" (= coglioni comunisti duri d'orecchio)
gotta love Noel (lol)
I've read that a "mutual pal" said Liam and Noel Gallagher are in contact through sms... ("thanks to Manchester City winning the league"). And who is this friend? why no name? mafia? "a source said" series? 
Liam and Noel were in contact through sms last Christmas too, despite Noel had said he wouldn't have texted Liam (classic double Noel).
Of course Noel's tabloids wrote about Oasis reforming, without considering that Noel always said absolutely no reunion (classic double Noel... he knows well there will be a reunion someday, he's too interested in money...) and he would probably leave them for the 4th time...
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r.i.p. Robin Gibb (Bee Gees)


LONDON - How deep is your love. Bee Gees also in a Liam Gallagher-Andy Bell's compilation of their favourite songs we made. Liam wrote "Robin Gibb legend". Only one "BG" of 4 brothers is still alive, Barry the older one. 

Legendary Bee Gees singer Robin Gibb died last night after a brave battle against cancer.
His close family, who were with him when he passed away, said it was with great sadness they had to announce Robin, 62, lost his fight with colon cancer.
In a brief statement they said: “Sunday 20 May, 2012 at 10:46: The family of Robin Gibb, of the Bee Gees, announce with great sadness that Robin passed away today following his long battle with cancer and intestinal surgery.
"The family have asked that their privacy is respected at this very difficult time."
His sons Robin-John and Spencer, and wife Dwina and daughter Melissa were at his bedside at the London Clinic.
In April, Robin slipped into a 12-day coma after contracting pneumonia and was given just days to live.
But he shocked doctors by staging a remarkable recovery and was even communicating again with his family.
At the time Dr Andrew Thillainayagam, of Imperial College, London, said: “It is testament to Robin’s extraordinary courage, iron will and deep reserves of physical strength that he has overcome quite incredible odds.”
Gibb, who had undergone intestinal surgery, notched up dozens of hits with brothers Maurice and Barry - as performers and writers - and sold more than 200 million records.
Paul Gambaccini said: "He was one of the most important people in the history of British music."

Stayin' alive
my father's style in the '70s, lol. tight trousers and shirts with big collar. I had it 20 years ago in the 90s before Oasis when I had the Saturday night fever :), just as Noel... I still have a shirt of that McLaren SILVER colour... how many times I used it: ONE, lol (a New Year's Eve in a disco by Como lake where Liam always goes... everybody was looking at me ahahaha)



Saturday night fever, feat. Italian origins John Travolta-Tony Manero
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Noel Gallagher-Del Piero paid as bitches. England @ Euro: fail

ROME - Juventus-Napoli 0-2 (Coppa Italia). Noel Delpier: END OF.

i rubentini stanno dicendo che loro hanno stile perchè non si sono lamentati del rigore... ahahaha ma se Conte, Marotta e Agnelli si sono lamentati in continuazione tutto l'anno!!! tipo Noel Gallagher un lamento continuo per qualsiasi cosa, tipo pentola di fagioli come i vecchi di 90 anni...

Del Piero invited the jinx Noel Gallagher for his LAST game tonight (played shite and finally retired, as Noel, hopefully, as he continuously menaces), as in 2006 when Del Piero scored an USELESS goal, alone in front of the goalkeeper (quite easy) when the match was over (the only thing he did in the World Cup).
Del Piero (from cheating Juventus thieves of Calciopoli scandal, just as Noel stealing songs and paying for them) is the perfect shite Noel-type person: wants to get PAID (as bitches) for every single thing he does (just as Noel "interested in money only") and even moans (just as Noel) everytime, and oh his poor children were scared when HIS OWN fans were close... (just as scaredy cat Noel who always wanted to avoid his own fans, ask any old fan, he never wanted to sign autographs and was really scared of fans - John Lennon syndrome) and Del Piero with children were even inside a car, there was no real danger.
And even their friendship started for something about money: Wonderwall to add in a compilation by Del Piero.
FORZA NAPOLI (for Chelsea it was difficult too... more blues to win...)


Liam's idol, Elvis Presley cover, feat. pizza


Noel's idol, songwriter Berlusconi (one expert of paying bitches :) singing Napoli songs

tu vuò fà l'Americano
Noel, "You wanna be American", but you were born in England (as you say: "everybody hates the English"), listen to me, there's nothing to do, if you drink whiskey and soda (and spend £7,000 for a night in bar), then you'll be sick (and you'll tell loads of lies and bullshit), and the money to pay the court, who'll save your ass? your mum..."

that's amore
LOL, when the Blue Moon hits your Beady Eye :))) like a big pizza pie... Noel you had too much wine... and you say gay to Zanella (because of fashion), you get your ass fucked you Noel mozzarella LOL



Pavarotti, 'O sole mio (my sun)


you know, the new sponsor for the England football team is Vauxhall (CARS), wow nice but they chose NOEL GALLAGHER, wow perfect, one who doesn't even have a driving license and is famous for bringing bad luck in football... (not only Manchester City but also supporting England for 2018... lost). Wow nice, one who said "everybody hates the English"...
England @ Euro 2012: 100% FAIL (I mean, of course they'll win some games but clearly not the cup).
...gutted that Hodgson didn't call City's Micah Richards and Adam Johnson... he called Lescott, absurd.

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Chelsea blues Europe champions, Italians rule

MUNICH - The triumph of blues (Chelsea & City). Italian Roberto Di Matteo, London Chelsea new manager, is the new European champion, excellent result (first Champions League won by a London club). He recently won the FA Cup too (England national cup) and with Mancini winning the English Premier League, Italians totally rule even more, beating Bayern Munich on penalties, despite Bayern München were playing at home and Chelsea had important players out (Terry). It's in their destiny...Germans always lose vs Italians...
Before the game, the English fans had a "pride of London" banner, Germans had "unsere Stadt, unser Stadion, unser Pokal" (our city, our stadium, our cup)... yes, ahahaha. It's a classic of Champions League finals, the arrogant ones always lose.
Goals (1-1) in the final minutes by Muller and Drogba who also caused a penalty during the extra time, failed by Robben (Cech saved it). Well deserved, as they had beaten Barcelona too.
We fucking hate shite Arsenal (Noel Gallagher would say: "fuck off french Wenger and his socialist football"), shite Tottenham (who behaved as little pieces of shits, both the fans and staff, when playing vs AC Milan) and shite West Ham (Noel Gallagher would say: "them fucking communists"), so we're even more delighted... always liked Chelsea. (Not even to mention cheating Manchester United).
They said Chelsea will change manager, but they should confirm him for the next season too.
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from Zani: Paul Gallagher on Manchester City

LONDON - Sunday 13th March 2012 is a day that will live as long in the memory as the past 46 years have. My football club, Manchester City, have finally landed the biggest prize in English football ' THE PREMIER TITLE'. For as long as I can remember we have been the club that cocked things up.
Up until last season, when we won the FA Cup, the last thing we had won was the League Cup in 1976 and the odd promotion after being relegated back and forward from the top league.
Even in 1999 when we won the League Two play off final, when we came back from the dead against Gillingham, nothing compared to this.
As a Manchester City fan I have been to some duff grounds. I can recall Crewe, Stockport, Huddersfield, Barnsley, Notts County, Wycombe, Stockport, and Lincoln amongst several of the lower ones.
I recall losing the Full Members Cup Final to Chelsea in 1986 at Wembley 5-4 after being 5-1 down.
Too little too late.
This is Manchester City.
Perennial failures.
I have watched and hidden after our city rivals Manchester United have won trophy after trophy in my lifetime.
As their glory hunting fans from all points of the globe have sniggered at my support for my club.
But as a City fan, you never wane, call it blind faith or stupidity, there is just something about that club that's in my bones.
I was locked inside Maine Road in 1981 after City drew 0-0 with Stoke City. I was 15. I had collapsed in the kippax, I've no idea why, and was carted to the St Johns Ambulance on the other side of the ground to get aid.
I was given Bovril and met the then manager John Bond. I was left there in the empty stadium to make my own way out of the ground and make the 4-mile walk home.
I finally escaped through an unlocked gate in between the main stand and the north stand.
I got into my bed at midnight and into school the next day, to tell my tale
I must admit that on Sunday at 91 minutes, for the first time 1-2 down at home to QPR in the final game of the season, I got nervous.
I don't usually get nervous, I berate fellow City fans for flapping when we play United or are in a big game.
What if we didn't score?
What if that undeserving club from across the city got their hands on their 20th league title – oh my life would be unbearable all summer and beyond, the texts from rival fans were hitting my phone, twitter, facebook, email, life was going horribly wrong – again.
And then.
Edin Dzeko scored to make it 2-2, get another, quick.
Then time stopped.
The final whistle.
Cue the tears 44 years of being laughed at, ridiculed.
I cried, and I am not one bit ashamed to say so, I still have tears in my eyes.
You see no matter what happens from here on in, we did it, we won, my team, Manchester City won the Premier League in the last minute, in the last game, with the last attack of the match.
You can throw what you want at us, the money, the Arabs, the ground, the players, the manager, but one thing never changes – the fans will always be there right to the end.
May the force ALWAYS be with you.

Paul Gallagher
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vote for Liam.. Noel-type people: fail

LONDON - ah! Noel Gallagher didn't qualify... what a loser. He can only win things where people CAN'T vote (as in a dictatorship), as the "Godlike Genius"... (the only thing he "won" as "solo artist").
Eliminated in the group stage as the whining, weak teams. This is democracy, vote for Liam as ultimate icon, here: www.nme.com/ultimateicon

I talked to another freemason... just as Noel. We argued for hours, they're the shittiest people ever. They say they're not racist, they seem very good people and all, then they are exactly the opposite, and hate everybody, foreign people, gays, etc. this one even hates Oasis... (as Noel's wife Sara too, the Yoko Ono... and of course no reunion, as Noel repeated) ...and wants to kill Balotelli... and says the same things Noel says... (against fashion, "it's for gays", hates Liam, etc.) and of course menaced me.
And everything I told him, he was whining, just as Noel... with an infantile behaviour. And always trying to have a fake sweet attitude (just as when Noel puts the "I'm Mr.Nice" mode with the press). He was really acting just as Noel, as a humble, poor victim. Proabably it was Noel in disguise. Half-men, slaves of their lack of identity. Noel lost it...
This one hates Italians, gays, fashion, Liam, Oasis, Balotelli... oh they're all people who always had a lot of beautiful women around them... so he hates them 'cause he's a secret gay with no women but only masturbating on the internet... his mother must have gone on holidays to Italy and had her ass fucked by a Latin lover with a Latin huge cock... Oasis fan.

They're double, just as Noel. They're sick people, they have sick ideas about people and the world. Before saying Noel is "God" without knowing him, think twice...
Someone says they control the world... oh sure, that's why the world is doing so bad...

Then it's normal that Noel hates charities (and the only one time he played for one - Teenage Cancer Trust 2010 - he moaned, saying he was doing it for money... classic Noel) and was the only one who didn't do anything for Japan... Liam, Beady Eye and Pretty Green did a lot.

Another day in paradise
oh think twice... Noel deeply hates Phil Collins... we gotta love Phil Collins, lol.
Sometimes Noel hates people in an exaggerated way, without serious reasons, just to sound "powerful" (what a wanker).
This one reminds me of when I was a kid, and of Monza 2010, 'cause we woke up with the automatic radio and there was this one, on our minds the whole weekend, what a great atmosphere there was.

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Alan returns to music to cause chaos

NEW YORK - Noel Gallagher changed ideas (let's say so), but he's not the only one. There's a shadow hanging over him. 
Retired rock mogul Alan McGee is pondering a return to the music industry in a bid to stem the tide of TV talent show stars created by Simon Cowell.
The outspoken MCGee co-founded independent label Creation Records and was famous for discovering Oasis in the early 1990s.
He helped the rockers become one of the biggest rock bands of the decade, but turned his back on managing acts when he closed his other label, Poptones, and subsequently retired in 2007.
He has since stayed away from the spotlight and has concentrated on art and setting up a film company, but admits he has been tempted to make a return to music business following an offer from Japanese investors, who look set to offer him an unspecified A&R job.
Mcgee is seriously considering the offer after being left unimpressed by the current state of the music charts.
In a blog for The Huffington Post (website that was targeted with a multimillion dollar lawsuit filed in United States District Court in New York on behalf of thousands of uncompensated bloggers), he writes, "I am also going to meet some people in Japan who want to bring me back into music.
"If I'm honest, I am torn on this but at the same (time) I feel it's almost a public duty to cause chaos in the world of Simon Cowell and co.
"On the flip side, though I do love life in Wales doing my book/film/paintings... then I think why not go and take the meeting and sign up some big bands without deals and the new things out there that I love?
"The upside also is whilst there in Japan, I will see Noel (Gallagher) play (not really lucky to see him...) the Budokan (Tokyo venue) and Primal Scream play to 40,000 people at a festival. Plus, they say I can sign who I want and they seem to have the cash so in my book it's worth a little look at least."
He also reveals in his blog that he is currently working on a film project called Kubricks.
McGee made his name signing acts including Primal Scream, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Teenage Fanclub and My Bloody Valentine.


Noel ass licker websites are not following the Gallaghers carefully... just like Noel who doesn't know much about Oasis history and football. Their names are even bullshit as “live4ever”… call it “Noel4ever”. "Greatest Oasis website ever"... oh really? never heard about you... Noel Gallagher? oh really? never heard about you.
Liam had said no tour, he didn’t say no festivals. In fact, there’s no tour. (The gig @ Warrington Parr Hall is a warm-up for their support to the Stone Roses @ Heaton Park).
Why in the past months those websites didn't write things as “Despite NOEL Gallagher originally declaring his intention to avoid songs originally sung by Liam, and to play only 3 Oasis songs” (then played Whatever, Wonderwall, It’s good to be free, Supersonic, and not 3 but 10 Oasis songs) or “Despite NOEL Gallagher originally declaring his intention to avoid dialogues with fans…” or “Despite NOEL Gallagher originally blaming this and that for the Oasis split…” or “Despite NOEL Gallagher declaring Oasis failed in the Usa…” or “Despite NOEL Gallagher…” all the lies he’s telling…
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Man City triumph, Pretty Green sunglasses


MANCHESTER - New version, with the triumph added. Before the parade with the bus along the streets of Manchester, they were singing "Volare" (nel blu dipinto di blu) [Flying - in the blue painted of blue] by Modugno, dedicated to Mancini. As last year for the FA Cup, also this time there was no Mario Balotelli, he always disappears, lol. He came back to Italy again, as always... (too many travels...) 
The Pretty Green sunglasses are now available, click here (in case of sunshiiiine :), cheap prices. 


Meanwhile, the jinx - lazy fuck Noel Gallagher is planning a 2 year break... nothing new. His ass-lickers websites are even surprised: oh, they're lost without their media darling... (if only he shut the fuck up...). They didn't notice their idol continuously menaced to retire (things as "the band that is not a band but will disband in November", second album not ready, etc.), poor old victim (of course crying and always whining), to sell more albums... as to say: be careful people, this is the first and last album "by him"... (as his imaginary friend Gem said: not really by him...). Too hard work, too hard life writing 3 new songs every 3 years.
His "serious" websites (bullshit tabloids and similar) call his mother Peggy a "peacemaker" ahahaha hilarious, as the Oasis brothers didn't make peace and mummy boy Noel saved his own ass thanks to his mummy, avoiding the court, where he would have paid for all the lies he's telling.
Now he said: "It’s a happy camp at the moment because the record has been really well received. It is selling like hot cakes in England. We can’t get rid of them fast enough. I did not expect it."
Really well received as the 23 negative reviews, really well received as the 28th position in the most important chart outside home (Usa, there's no mummy there), of course selling well in England, a rainy depressed country (as he said: "everybody hates the English"), perfect for his depressing album, with people who often have to go to live abroad, as in Milan where it's one of the biggest communities, 'cause in England they have to drink a lot to forget their condition, as Noel spending £7,000 for a night in a bar, until the other night again, "horrific morning, terrible hangover"... at 45 years old, and father of 3, still drinking hard? There must be something wrong with you...
even Liam quit drinking hard.
Oh and on Noel's blog he finally admitted he loves Illuminati pyramids: "I do like a pyramid me . . . mysterious pointy things . . . I love 'em!!"


His ass licker websites are not following the Gallaghers carefully... just like Noel who doesn't know much about Oasis history and football. Their names are even bullshit as “live4ever”… call it “Noel4ever”. "Greatest Oasis website ever"... oh really? never heard about you... Noel Gallagher? oh really? never heard about you.
Liam had said no tour, he didn’t say no festivals. In fact, there’s no tour. (The gig @ Warrington Parr Hall is a warm-up for their support to the Stone Roses @ Heaton Park).
Why didn’t those websites write things as “Despite NOEL Gallagher originally declaring his intention to avoid songs originally sung by Liam, and to play only 3 Oasis songs” (then played Whatever, Wonderwall, It’s good to be free, Supersonic, and not 3 but 10 Oasis songs) or “Despite NOEL Gallagher originally declaring his intention to avoid dialogues with fans…” or “Despite NOEL Gallagher originally blaming this and that for the Oasis split…” or “Despite NOEL Gallagher declaring Oasis failed in the Usa…” or “Despite NOEL Gallagher…” all the lies he’s telling…
and, more Liam gigs would be something good, more Noel lies NOT...


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Manchester City champions 2012


MANCHESTER - Here they are, the English Premier League winners after 44 years in 1968. Wearing the jersey baptized by Oasis' Liam Gallagher before the season, with the song "Blue Moon". 
Crazy day... we were desperate (1-2 for QPR Queens Park Rangers until 91.minute, unbelievable), but at the end 3-2 in three minutes, embracing also an old man shouting "come on blues", lol. 
An old man? Noel Gallagher? 
The jinx Noel tried everything to bring bad luck, predicting a difficult game, when it shouldn't have been. Barton most childish player ever, but his red card was not really decisive, Qpr played defensive at the end and still City couldn't score (on the contrary, it was QPR scoring).
Well deserved victory, also for beating Manchester United in both games, the famous 1-6 too.
Today the parade with the bus along the streets of blue Manchester.

non per "trovare le pulci", ma ho notato che specialmente il 2-2 di Dzeko è stato un po' strano (guarda caso finalmente arrivato solo quando ormai l'altra partita era finita), il portiere si è come spostato in maniera stile "scansamose"... (lasciando la posizione centrale) ....sicuramente a quelli del QPR avranno detto che il Bolton aveva pareggiato, quindi perdere o pareggiare o vincere questa partita per il QPR sarebbe stato uguale perchè ormai salvi, e forse non hanno voluto prendersi responsabilità di far perdere un campionato con una vittoria inutile... (con l'accusa quindi "impegnarsi troppo"). Difatti, il pareggio dello Stoke è arrivato al 77. minuto. L'espulsione di Barton il pazzo non è stata influente, si sono chiusi in difesa e il City cmq non riusciva a segnare lo stesso, anzi ha segnato il QPR.


"this is history!" - Mancini and Balotelli celebrating with Italian flags, as Liam in Milan


Italian hat ;)



36 minutes highlights video, Zabaleta, Dzeko, Aguero, final assist by Mario Balotelli, who played the final minutes, back after being disqualified + Man Utd and interviews



as for the FA Cup last year (after 45 years), I knew there was Liam today, or we wouldn't have won ;) 
(again: 3 games lost with Noel @ stadium this year, 2 other lost when City wrote about him, -8 points...
jinx defeated on the day number 13 of May, his month)

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today's The Day: afternoon glory


MANCHESTER - Manchester City 3 stars were only decorative, without a meaning... today (after the game vs QPR Queens Park Rangers), they'll get one... as the 2 leagues won, plus this one, the first since 1967-68 (oh since Noel Gallagher was born... what a jinx... today you lose, we finally defeated you). Now he even said he "believes in his brothers" ahahaha ...who both said he's a liar and a "fucking fake". Yeah we believe them. And he "believes in his wife"... who hates his music. Yeah we believe her. 

Oasis


Bonehead to play on Beady Eye next album.
Now 1300 as Sunday 13, bad luck defeated.


Milanello - top video: Mark Van Bommel from Holland crying for leaving Milan... poor boy :( 
...and he only stayed 1 year and a half, but already loved "the family". 
his nickname: the General... General Dread, lol. 
New player: Tevez or Balotelli.


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Italian duo DJs from Mars, Back to Wonderwall


MILAN - As in one of my anticipatiiiions time ago, here they are, the Pretty Green sunglasses, you've seen them.
My idiotic models thought I "design sunglasses". The organizer (a french woman) of MonteCarlo Grand Prix must have confused me with another person. She asked me how are "your sweet children" ahaha (calling the kid BeadyEye by the end of the year ;)...er no... by the end of the world), but if she invites us there, it's ok ;)
The legend about me is growing :)
Next one: "I walk on water", lol
Next one: my name's Noel Gallagher and the songs are written by me.



Noel loves this (disco and house music one of his inspirations, ending in remixes at the end of his career, discos where he met Sara, he said now of course he's not going anymore).
Italian duo DJs from Mars: "Back to Wonderwall" features Liam's vocal line from the 1995 Oasis hit single backed by the Iconic intro riff from AC/DC’s "Back In Black" mixing in Skrillex and Knife Party's "Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites".
It's much better than Ryan Adams depressing version, he ruined the song and Noel's still playing that shit.
again the "singer of Oasis", the other day I read: Noel was Oasis' VOCALIST... Today: again, Noel former Oasis' frontman... on "SERIOUS" websites... he didn't form nor front a fucking anything. He's just former in the sense of ex... Didn't form Oasis 'cause it was Liam, didn't name Oasis 'cause it was Liam, didn't form any band 'cause he said the HFB is not a band ("but will disband in November").

"I got back from Disneyland with the kids and we got beat by Arsenal so we were eight points behind and I was getting loads of grief from United fans in Disneyland. Even Daffy Duck is a secret Red I think, he was having a pop, so I thought it was well and truly over then."
(Liam, photo @ Inside City tv)

Noel uncle Scrooge McDuck is a CELTIC fan...


this Sunday (@ AC Milan VS (Super)Novara :), legends Inzaghi, Nesta, Gattuso (+ Seedorf and Zambrotta, plus Van Bommel) leave AC Milan (revolution to have a new team), reminds me of the captains Baresi and Maldini.
2:25 Noel's idol Berlusconi. Anyway, I still meet Baresi everywhere I go, I think he lives inside Milanello, lol
song by "holy figure" (as Noel...) Mina from near Milan, about a man with a bad character as Liam (LOL, not true), but she still loves him, LOL
Noel: he's rude, arrogant, intimidating and lazy. He's the angriest man you'll ever meet. He's like a man with a fork in a world of soup.
Noel is not arrogant eh... insulting everybody and feeling to be God... and not lazy eh... 3 real new songs every 3 years... and a liar... He's like a man with an old spoon in a world of pizza...


difficile stabilire cosa sia più reale: la 3a stella, Babbo Natale (Noel) o che le canzoni di Noel Gallagher siano state scritte da lui...
30. scudetto?! lettera alla Rubentus:
"Congratulazioni per il 28. scudetto".
(Joseph Blatter, n.1 del calcio mondiale)
ahahahahaha
l'ha ripetuto due volte, attaccate, come per dire: fatevene una ragione: sono 28. End of.
Zeman: sono 22 o 23 ghghghghgh
la terza la possono mettere a Natale: la stella cometa mwahahahahahahaha
o sui bottiglioni degli ubriaconi per festeggiare...

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SuperMoon, no Oasis reunion, boring Noel covering Oasis feels to be the Pope, Noel sick fans

MANCHESTER / MILAN - (as the "blue banana" zone from Manchester to Milan) ...this Saturday night, just the night before the Blue Moon (City) becomes champion for the first time since 1968, look up to the sky: there will be a Supermoon, which means the moon will be closer to the Earth, so it seems bigger.
Am I, Heart of Stone, getting romantic? no no, lol, just saying, the coincidence.

By the way: "being in Milan is like being on the Moon" (said by model while walking around with her) ..."niche life", different from anywhere else. We have a real piece of Moon.

Noel repeated again: no Oasis reunion...
keep on supporting him, the sick media darling and sick fans darling, and you'll never have what you want, Oasis back together.
Alex Kapranos of Scottish Franz Ferdinand said the bands covering Oasis are "fucking boring"... Noel's Scottish wife Sara (FF fan) would love this, she HATES both Oasis AND Noel's music.
Of course Noel's fans LOVE her... it's normal, as he's the worst Oasis fan, leaving the band 3 times.
Have you ever been to a Franz Ferdinand gig? it's great fun, much more than Oasis that in the last years were always the same, boring just as Noel covering Oasis now. The only one covering Oasis is called Noel Gallagher...

Oh, and his fans are sick, nothing new:
(in Paraguay) "we set off in a convoy of sorts. 3 vans, security guards armed to the teeth in unmarked cars, police in off road vehicles sirens wailing and some on motorbikes [Noel do you think to be the Pope?] ....closely followed by crazy fans in a separate convoy of private cars and taxis; It quickly turned into some kind of stunt driving chase scene from a James Bond movie. The faster we went the faster these kids went. Each time we hit traffic (quite literally I might add!) and slowed down to a crawl these kids jumped out of their cars and surrounded mine banging on the roof and waving random memorabilia like they were some kind of religious artifacts. [he thinks to be the Pope]. At one point we were hurtling up some kind of dual carriageway and a fucking cow just appeared in the middle of the road . . . A FUCKING REAL COW . . . [didn't you throw stuff at it again?]


ipse dixit, interista Gianluca Rossi: "le belle donne sono interiste".
(come il "tifo a zone", è una di quelle cose razziste che ripete ossessivamente, si vede che una milanista non gliel'ha data)
sì, belle come la moglie interista di Moratti ahahahahahaha dalla famiglia Addams
(ha avuto una partecipazione fissa a "I nuovi mostri", poi non volevano essere monotoni)

Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile.

perla di Marcello Chirico (il mio gatto sa di calcio molto più di lui)
"Gli Oasis sono amici di Del Piero"
...serie B-irico non generalizzare come fa Noel... NOEL il ladro di canzoni è amico suo...
e ovviamente il motivo dell'amicizia è nato da una questione di SOLDI (tipico Noel) per una compilation della Sony fatta da Del Piero, per inserire Wonderwall...
Liam: "Noel è un piccola puttana".


altra perla di Chirico: "Del Piero è il mio idolo".
ma se negli ani scorsi ne parlava malissimo!



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City England champions & Hodgson England manager


MANCHESTER - Strange things are happening, it really seems it's going to be the end of the world. 
Lullaby for the night. Mario Balotelli, Mancini, Beckham, the fireworks, the derby 1-6 vs United... After the FA Cup won with Liam, first cup in 35 years, it's easily one of my anticipatiiiions: on Sunday Manchester City is gonna win the first league in 44 years. Liam, thanks for bringing light and luck, unlike someone else... And I'll always repeat again and again: this year with Noel Gallagher the jinx, City lost 3 games and when City spoke about him interviewing Balotelli, City lost 2 other games... (-8 points at the end and all seemed lost). Noel also supporting England 2018: lost.

- 1 month to Euro 2012
new England manager Roy Hodgson "in the Pinetaina", lol
("English teacher" Mister Flanagan @ Mai Dire Gol)


Hodgson (ex Inter Milan) insulted (you were the tragedy, the disgrace of Inter) 
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Pretty Green shops to sell vinyl records

LONDON - Launchin May 24 (for a limited period until 10 June), former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher is riding to the rescue of traditional high street record shops by selling vinyl albums through his Pretty Green chain of fashion stores.
The number of independent record shops in the UK has fallen from around 2,000 a decade ago to 300 today. However, vinyl sales rose by 40% last year (Beady Eye had the most selling vinyl singles) and are at their highest level since 2005, according to official figures.
Pretty Green, which was founded by Mr Gallagher in 2009, will sell a range of classic albums – from Exile on Main Street by The Rolling Stones to The Seldom Seen Kid by Elbow – from 10 of its shops for a limited period from the end of this month.
Customers will be able to buy the albums by browsing record sleeves on display in Pretty Green’s shop windows and then ordering them via a mobile telephone app. The records will then be delivered to the customer by post.
Brian Rose, the managing director of Universal Music UK’s commercial division, which is behind the venture, said: “We are seeing continued passion as well as new enthusiasm for vinyl through our online store Uvinyl and the great support the format gets from those indie music shops which are still flourishing.
“But by harnessing the latest technology we hope this partnership with Pretty Green will lead to much wider opportunities for selling music on the high street.”
Nigel Grant, Pretty Green’s brand director, said that selling records complements the clothing company’s brand and ideals.
The app, called Simply Tap, has been developed by technology company Mobile Money Network.
John Milliken, the company’s managing director, said: “Our instant mobile checkout allows shoppers to buy what they want, when they want it. People walking past the Pretty Green store window will be able to instantly buy vinyl records 24 hours a day, seven days a week and have them delivered to their preferred address.”
He said that the Pretty Green shops are “the first in a series of ways” that Mobile Money Network is planning to help Universal Music to sell music.

The Rolling Stones - Exile on Main Street, Let it Bleed, Beggars Banquet
The Who - Who's Next, Quadrophenia
Elbow - The Seldom Seen Kid
Paul Weller - Sonik Kicks
The Jam - All Mod Cons
The Cure - Disintegration
Ian Brown - The Greatest
Paul McCartney - McCartney, McCartney II


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lazy Noel Gallagher moaning about photos


MILAN - We spent months hearing Noel's blinded fans boasting about him being better than Beady Eye, that made their life complete (= Noel's inferiority complexes). Now we can say: i Beady Eye ce l'hanno più lungo :)))))))))) 
(Beady Eye have it longer)
length is important ;) ...and time. Noel's not standing the test of it.
You know, Beady Eye were conceived when Liam was in Italy for Pretty Green (that was also conceived in Milan), so it's sure it's long ;), it's scientific.

Some time ago Noel said other bullshit as: Liam talks too much (Noel never talks eh... it's just a continuous, moaning flow of words on every site) and then Liam was elected one of the MOST WORKING ARTISTS, which is normal, as he's busy in music, fashion and now cinema too. The other year Noel even said Liam is LAZY... which is absurd, as Noel writes 3 real new songs every 3 years (usually it's old material from old sessions, and his imaginary friend Gem even said it's not all by Noel).

ai lettori via e-mail: c'è una romana senza vita che odia i napoletani (quindi alcuni tra voi, perchè Marco Borriello non glielo dà) che non riesce a sopprimere i suoi complessi d'inferiorità, non cagatela (fa cagare)

usual people from Rome not working... we took free days from work and they escape as scaredy cats...you'll always have troubles dealing with those lazy people, they're not serious. The scum of Italy, they should work as peasants. Lazy fuck Noel is similar to people from Rome.

pezzi di merda romani non seri che non lavorano, abbiamo preso i giorni liberi dal lavoro, e quelli ora si eclissano. Qui siamo a Milano... gli faremo un'ottima pubblicità... Abbiamo l'indirizzo, gli mandiamo l'avvocato per pagarci le giornate. Niente di nuovo: coi romani è sempre finita in tribunale. Braccia rubate all'agricoltura, andate a zappare la terra, feccia dell'Italia. A lavorare!

Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile.

Noel's blog, moaning again, now about pictures again (as his famous "every single picture that I sign of myself I look absolutely miserable. I can’t stand having me picture taken, it really, really nauses me up, I hate it."... of course, 'cause you're ugly as fuck).
"Cordon was double hot. Not that I got to benefit from any of the sun's rays as I was trapped in my fucking room all bastard day. There was crazy screaming kids everywhere. All over the hotel!!
[again moaning about noise as old people, as his famous "everybody hates the English", 'cause he said they make noise]
Couldn't even go for a quiet bitter and a liddle drinky . . . screaming birds all over the place with their bastard cameras . . . "one picture, one picture!!!!" Can someone tell me what the fucking obsession is with taking pictures???"
[if you ask any old fan @ the Gallaghers gigs, they'll tell you that Noel never wanted to take pictures nor signing autographs...very unkind to his own fans. Recently he started to sign more - because he needs fans - but moans about it. Didn't he moan about celebrities moaning? of course, he moaned about moaning celebrities moaning, auto-moaning about himself moaning... High Flying Birds, "the band that is not a band but will disband"... in November]
What a life. What a difficult life.


again he says he's performing as shit:

"I played AND sang like shit!! More weird and wonderful banners (there was even a "Noel or die" one . . . which was nice!.) [oh yeah, really wonderful... for a sick one]. They were even doing "the Poznan" at one point!! [it's not called Poznan but huddle, from YOUR Celtic fans... you don't even know things about your club... I think he says Poznan to have some success in Poland, where he's playing in a festival soon...classic Noel ass-licker]. Not sure what the bar was called but it was on the Copacabana. A comrade of mine who shall remain nameless but you can refer to as "truffles" was convinced that everyone in there was either a prostitute or a pickpocket or in some cases both!!"
...and they really are, if you knew something about there, it's place in the world with the biggest criminality... most people killed ever.
As Noel said the other day: "strange cat's these Brazilians"... yes but because they say they "love Sara"...who hates Oasis AND his music...


I added another nice photo to the post about City: "he comes from Italy", etc. (and the link to nice t-shirts)

Sto aggiungendo altre "chicchette" (come le chiama qualcuno di nostra conoscenza) al post sulla Juventus.
La Juve può essere la squadra con più campionati vinti solo in un paese come l'Italia... a livello internazionale: 2 Coppe Campioni, il Milan SETTE. Quanti secoli ci vorranno ai rubentini (11 trofei compreso l'Intertoto...) per raggiungere i 18 dei milanisti? Lì è più difficile rubare...
Una squadra di una disonestà assurda, manco si sa quanti scudetti ha vinto...28, 29, 30, boh...
La roba più assurda: "li abbiamo vinti SUL CAMPO"... sì, sui telefonini c'era sempre campo...

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Italians rule: Newcastle-Manchester City 0-2 to win the Premier League

NEWCASTLE - Get ready to celebrate on Sunday (t-shirt "He comes from Italy" clicking here, 2 x £20, also other t-shirts, "Why always me" included) 
direct live... GOOOOAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAAAAAAAAAAAA by Yaya Toure, 70th minute, Balotelli-style goal.
City champions to win the title! (first one since 1968, Beatles-Flintstones times). 
Aguero and Toure again could easily score a 2nd one, well deserved for the Blues.
0-2!!!!!!!!!!!!! TITLE ALMOST SURE DESPITE THE JINX NOEL AHAHAHAHAHAHA (3 games lost with him @ stadium, 2 other lost when City wrote about him).
"This is history!!!!!!!!!"
Liam: "Blue Moon rising. LG" ;)
(LeGend)
"Anybody know of any castles for sale in the MCR area...LG"
Highlights video soon.
Roberto Mancini is gonna win the English league: great success for the Italian managers, also Di Matteo with Chelsea won the FA Cup.
Italy+Argentina = triumph.
Noel = gay Brazil (where BOYS want to marry him and are even pregnant)
It's been a disaster for Brazilians @ AC Milan this year (Inter Milan too)... Pato = always injured, Thiago Silva = good but making mistakes and injured in the crucial period, Robinho = good but often injured and failing easy goals alone in front of the keeper.

Big party next Sunday 13 May (vs QPR Queens Park Rangers), even Noel Gallagher is invited, lol (NOT... he will be in Chile, fortunately)
Manchester United fans (vs Swansea) still listening on the radio, lol (better listen to some music...)

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Juventus, scudetto maculato

MILANO - La Juventus sta per diventare "campione d'Italia"... mah. I ladri saranno in festa (gli arbitri sono invitati), forse anche l'amico di Del Piero, un certo Noel Gallagher, che di furti in musica è maestro. Motivo per cui è l'uomo che ha dovuto pagare più di chiunque altro. Lo chiamano "Dio" (in realtà è il peggiore degli Oasis, ha pure lasciato la band 3 volte). Non poteva che avere un amico rubentino.
Noel che ha portato una sfiga pazzesca al "suo" Manchester City (in realtà tifa Celtic), andando tre volte a vederlo quest'anno, e ovviamente perdendo tutte le volte (evento raro per il City), poi il sito ufficiale ha parlato di lui con Balotelli per un'altra settimana e hanno perso altre due volte... Per fortuna ora è partito (e il City ha recuperato 8 punti! impensabile), vediamo se riescono a salvare (oggi a Newcastle) una stagione altrimenti disastrosa, neanche una coppetta.
L'anno scorso ovviamente non c'era quando il City ha vinto la prima coppa in 35 anni... Liam sì, e sa molto più di lui.
Idem per i mondiali del 2018 che Noel ha supportato... ovviamente l'Inghilterra li ha persi e li ospita la Russia.
Parrucchino Conte, l'uomo che vuole fare il Mourinho, si è lamentato degli arbitri fin dalla prima giornata, vincendo 4-1 col Parma, pazzesco. "Appunto"... come diceva lui. Proprio come Noel Gallagher il lamentoso piagnucoloso. Il suo superiore Marotta, parlava di "sviste arbitrali"... quite ironic per uno che soffre di strabismo.
Noel ci ricorda come abbia fatto il tifo per l'Uccellino e l'Italia ai Mondiali 2006 vinti, parlando di grandissima qualità di gioco... spesso mi chiedo se Noel sappia qualcosa di calcio... (forse era solo una delle mille balle che racconta o qualche sua tipica leccata di culo) ...inutile negare che avevamo avuto un culo mostruoso, giocando da schifo, vincendo pure in maniera non regolare (ad esempio con un rigore inventato sullo juventino Grosso addirittura con l'Australia a fine partita, unico gol di Totti, su rigore), Del Piero inutile, un solo gol, cioè il secondo con la Germania da solo davanti al portiere a partita finita (un tocco di palla). Poi sento che loro ricordano che "avere il blocco juventino prima di Mondiali o Europei" è un buon segno... sì, come la papera di Buffon... andiamo proprio bene...
Proprio una tattica da furbacchioni quella di piazzare una richiesta di risarcimento danni di 450 milioni di euro alla Lega prima del campionato (danni d'immagine causati da loro stessi), continuare a nominare Calciopoli durante l'anno, poi raggiunta la vetta finale, Conte: "mi tolgo da questa spirale di polemica"... infine ammettendo di essere stato un furbo. Appunto, appunto... usa proprio la stessa tattica di Noel. Questo è il segreto del successo in Italia: vincono i furbi. Appunto, appunto... Nel momento cruciale hanno pure tirato fuori le voci di mercato su Nesta e Seedorf, che neanche hanno considerato di striscio un trasferimento da loro. Per non parlare delle conferenze, delle polemiche anche su Ibrahimovic, tutto calcolato...
Ci chiediamo: ma se il "gol fantasma" (neanche fantasma ma chiaro) di Muntari in Milan-Juventus, fosse successo alla Rubentus (guarda caso le cose strane accadono con loro... le ladrate, come Calciopoli, si scoprono anni dopo...), quale sarebbe stata la conseguenza? la terza guerra mondiale?
O altre partite tipo il Milan a Firenze (gol regolare annullato e 2 rigori non dati), o a Catania (2 fuorigioco inesistenti e un altro gol semi-fantasma), ecc. Hanno calcolato (Carlo Nesti, persona seria sul lavoro) che il Milan ha avuto più danni dagli arbitri.
Conte quando parla è di un'antipatia mostruosa... quindi può essere un vincente? per ora sta solo sul cazzo a tutti.
"La Juventus ha meritato"... ma de che? se lo sognavano lo scudetto, se il Milan non avesse avuto un record di infortuni, la Juve vince solo perchè il Milan è stato impegnato in Champions ed è crollato con la Fiorentina.
Mi hanno fatto specie diverse cose, oltre a Conte, alla fine di questo campionato rubato: la Juve che ha giocato una serie di partite sempre dopo il Milan, o il giorno dopo oppure ore dopo, quindi sapendo il risultato dei diretti avversari (fosse successo a loro, avrebbero detto che non conta o sarebbe stata una delle loro mille "pianginate"?). L'unica volta che è successo il contrario, oggi la Juve prima del derby, hanno spostato la Juve per farla giocare in contemporanea... Per non parlare, appunto, della partita che si gioca a Trieste anzichè a Cagliari, ma come sempre, Muntari compreso, "non è colpa della Juventus"... vediamo se sarà vero anche tra qualche anno...
Poi, i giuventini che spuntano come i funghi, salendo sul carro dei vincitori. Persone insospettabili, che del calcio non gliene fregava niente, improvvisamente sono tifosi accesissimi della Giuve, la squadra più tifata d'Italia, il Bel Paese dalla grande fama... tanto per dire, "Italian job" (film ambientato a Torino...) significa rubare. Portare esempi di conoscenze sarebbe inutile, nominiamo uno dei personaggi della tv: quel Dodo Longhi di Top Calcio 24, l'esperto di numeri, era sempre stato imparziale e molto simpatico, diceva che al massimo simpatizzava solo un po' per la Roma. Da quando la Juve è prima nello sprint finale, è diventato tifoso accanito proprio degli acerrimi rivali della Roma, la Juventus? (che ha acerrimi rivali ovunque: Fiorentina, Inter...). Guarda caso è pure diventato antipatico e disonesto. Quando parla a volte mi sembra pure ritardato...
E per concludere, sempre in ambito Telelombardia, come non nominare ancora l'interista Gianluca Rossi, che dopo essersi lamentato per anni della Rubentus che gli rubava gli scudetti fin dal secolo precedente, nello scontro Juve-Milan, ha fatto il tifo proprio per loro... che tristezza di uomo. Niente di nuovo, essendo gli interisti dei venduti, l'anno scorso erano contro la Juve, devono sempre stare dalla parte del vincitore... disperati, non vincendo più niente se non succede un'altra Calciopoli, o rubando una Champions League grazie a certe amicizie, banche e sponsor... (vedi video di qualche settimana fa). Pensa che gioia per gli interisti quando la Juve mette la "terza stella"...
La Juve può essere la migliore squadra solo in un paese come l'Italia... a livello internazionale: 2 Coppe Campioni, il Milan SETTE. Quanti secoli ci vorranno ai rubentini (11 trofei compreso l'Intertoto...solo uno più dell'Inter) per raggiungere i 18 dei milanisti? Lì è più difficile rubare... ci vogliono: le banche (Unicredit), gli sponsor, gli amici arbitri di Mourinho... per info, contattare l'Inter FC.
Una squadra di una disonestà assurda, manco si sa quanti scudetti ha vinto...28, 29, 30, boh...
La roba più assurda: "li abbiamo vinti SUL CAMPO"... sì, sui telefonini c'era sempre campo...
Difficile stabilire cosa sia più reale: la 3a stella, Babbo Natale (Noel) o che le canzoni di Noel Gallagher siano state scritte da lui...

perla di Marcello Chirico (il mio gatto sa di calcio molto più di lui)
"Gli Oasis sono amici di Del Piero"
...serie B-irico non generalizzare come fa Noel... NOEL il ladro di canzoni è amico suo...
e ovviamente il motivo dell'amicizia è nato da una questione di SOLDI (tipico Noel) per una compilation della Sony fatta da Del Piero, per inserire Wonderwall...
Liam: "Noel è un piccola puttana".

altra perla di Chirico: "Del Piero è il mio idolo".
ma se negli anni scorsi ne parlava malissimo!

"Congratulazioni per il 28. scudetto".
(lettera di Blatter)
ahahahahaha
l'ha ripetuto duevolte, attaccate, come per dire: fatevene una ragione: sono 28. End of.
Zeman: sono 22 o 23 ghghghghgh
 la terza la possono mettere a Natale: la stella cometa mwahahahahahahaha
o sui bottiglioni degli ubriaconi per festeggiare...

toh, dopo aver messo il "30" ovunque, improvvisamente per Andrea Agnelli gli scudetti non sono più 30 ma 28...

Dopo la finale di Coppa Italia persa contro il Napoli, i rubentini hanno poi detto che loro hanno STILE perchè non si sono lamentati del rigore... ah beh, dopo essersi lamentati per tutto l'anno per ogni cosa come dei vecchi di 90 anni...

This above is some of the controversy in the Serie A league that Juventus from Turin is gonna win after many years... it's a "spotted" victory... historically, they're The thieves, just like Del Piero's friend Noel Gallagher stealing music... the man who had to pay the most money.
This year they used a strategy, Noel-style: moaning about everything, whining for every referee decision (while AC Milan had many more wrong ones against them, even the "ghost" clear goal vs Juve), from the very beginning and even before, asking 450 millions of Euros to the football association for the damage (?) caused by themselves, the famous Calciopoli scandal, when they corrupted referees.
Their new manager is the ex Juve player Conte, a fake man wearing a wig... a man as funny as a post in the arse.
Noel is always invited to talk abot football on the radio (TalkSport), where of course the things he says are the most important in the world, as always, but I always find that he doesn't know much about football in general too... it seems like he wants to be the biggest fan in the world, but sounds like a casual fan (as Liam says: he's a poor City fan). Liam knows a lot about City and football.
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lost Noel fans fighting vs ghosts

MILAN - There's a shadow hanging over him...
I've been informed by our email readers that this site has been somehow named on some Oasis shite site around, from lost places "in the ass of wolves", as we say, forgotten by God... (usually they're typically from Rome, Veneto and south Italy, the most jealous parts in Italy about Milan ...and then I would add Noel's Usa, where some faggot, but not many, just for the 28th position, liked him licking their own arses).
...oh well I'm honoured... after all, I'm the biggest Oasis fan since 1994, times when those sites couldn't even exist, just like those kids running them (and I've heard they write bullshit such as "we're the biggest Oasis site ever"...oh really? never heard about you...)
The hilarious part, as if it wasn't enough, is that those sad people think we're "whining, moaning" about Noel... oh really? I had never heard one moaning while laughing the whole day about him... They're really nervous... their idol got lost... I think they've heard too much of his depressing music... A psychologist needed for them. A clever one as Noel has clearly fucked their brains...
This is typical of Noel's blinded fans, they see the problems of their imaginary friend Noel in Liam and other people they couldn't even know in their dreams. They're full of  inferiority complexes, just like Noel.
They even think I was the one commenting on their site (those few ones that still accept useless comments insulting, for this one you can't see them if you're not a member of the Illuminati and don't log in) ...hmmm sorry to disappoint you : NOT... I don't even visit them... you know, I dislike Noel fansites... and they're all Noel fansites... one time visited and that's more than enough, I've got many better things to do... after all, it's not so difficult to have things better than shite... you don't have such an important person reading you, lol. For this one I have Liam, well I know you don't care about him.
Sorry darlings, I'm on a different level, I'm "a different breed, I'm outta your league"...I just got to know about that poll, that is quite a meaningful one.
The things I write are from what the media darling Noel says on "serious" websites licking his ass.
Maybe someone copied something I said, or I'm like a teacher for some... I'm honoured they think it's me when they read something against Noel... they must live in a world where Noel is a God made of gold and nobody can touch him... the one I know, is a complete idiot.
Well done dear disciples, keep on shitting on Noel.

Those places bring a bad reputation for the whole country, for example: drunk people from Veneto (record for suicides), raising prices for tourists as in Venice, lazy people not working in Rome, or mafia from south Italy, etc. then the whole country, seen from foreign people, gets a shite reputation. And that's not real, 'cause there's a strong regionalism as in England, and every place has very different characteristics and people.

I remember, some months ago, Noel accusing Liam of speaking a lot... hilarious, Noel says whole rivers of words... and that's his "Achille's heel", 'cause everything he says, it can be used against him. He was clearly offended by something, some truth, Liam had said...
That's Noel: when he's offended by something, he's offended forever.
That's also why, after leaving the band 3 times, he said : no Oasis reunion.
Quite meaningful that he collapsed all by himself (also in the things he says, admitting he's not that good) now that Beady Eye didn't publish an album, are not on tour as Noel, and they're even silent...
Noel's popularity among Oasis fans has diminished... maybe 'cause his fans follow every single things he says... lol joking, they don't even listen to him anymore... they just accept His Superior Truth.
If they listened, for example they would know that Sara hates Oasis and his music... I can tell you that she really does. But of course they "love Sara"... still wondering if they're Oasis fans...

Now, quote of the day:
"shock of the lightning also has the butterfly, a statue of an egyptian pharaoh, in the remake of definitely maybe there was a picture put up by one, liam was lying on the floor with the eye of horus of his jacket but been removed, i was a big fan till it hit me that they too are illuminati scum, got rid of everything i had of oasis, now its right in your face, buying their albums only continues to support these cunts. well done, about time"
LOL

yours,
Northern Soul rules
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5 May, Noel Napoleon collapsed


MILAN - From 80% in November (he feels comfortable in the month of death) to 49.2% in May. Quite surprising that he collpased all by himself (also in the things he says... admitting he's not that good), considering that Beady Eye didn't publish an album now, and are not in tour as Noel, and they're silent...
5 May. The day when Napoleon in exile, died (1821). Despite what many people say, the truth is that he was an assassin, a warmonger, and stole a lot of things in Milan. Horatio Nelson had defeated him.
"Ei fu, siccome immobile..." (famous Italian poem about him dying, by Manzoni, author of "The betrothed", Italian biggest love story set in Milan zone, with happy ending, unlike the fake Romeo & Juliet, set in Verona).
"...lui folgorante in solio vide il mio genio e tacque" (he saw my genius and finally shut the fuck up, lol)
The day when in 2002 (10th anniversary) Inter Milan famously lost the league, lol (tomorrow: derby).
Photo: God Noel Napoleon alone in exile. Despite what many people say, the truth is that he killed Oasis, leaving the band 3 times, not wanting a reunion, to finally admit, after many excuses and lies, "I don't know why I left them", he was a warmonger ("I like war, and I made a career thanks to it"), and stole a lot of things from Milan, licking our arses, saying things about us as if they were about him... Marco Nelson had defeated him.
The day when God collapsed.
"Fu vera Gloria? ai posteri l'ardua sentenza" (famous sentence from the same poem, still in Italian expressions, "was it real glory? to posterity the difficult judgement...")
"vergin di servio encomio e di codardo oltraggio... il tristo esiglio... - sad exile - ...ei si nomò: due secoli... - 2 centuries - ...i dì nell'ozio... - lazy Noel - ...segno d'immensa invidia... - jealous Noel... and God, the real one, made him die.
It's all about him... the author means he's not one of his many ass-lickers...

5 May (Cinco de Mayo) is also celebrated in the USA to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil War... quite meaningful about the new American Noel, the dicactor...
In Mexico, it's to commemorate the victory over the French...

Our friends Stereophonics (Lelli Kelly Jones, featuring my rough voice, no Noel's falsetto voice, sorry gays) and Italian origins Britalian Paolo Nutini will play @ opening ceremony @ London 2012 (27 July) for the Olympic Games. Closing ceremony: Beatles, Rolling Stones, Oasis (see old post), 12 August.



video with now a different song, from the Italian Job opening scene driving @ Alps mountains (On days like these, by Matt Monro), in English and Italian.
"Questi giorni quando vienI :) il bel sole" (these days when the beautiful sun comes), little mistake in Italian language ("e" pronounced "i" by British people) but so it means that the woman is the sun :)
...in Noel Gallagher's case: not a woman but some guy... some pregnant boy.
Jenson Button @ new McLaren store, soon or later the same with Liam @ Pretty Green shop in Milan ;)
+old circuit of Monza (on the parabolica), 90th anniversary 1922-2012, where we're finally gonna test Oasis' Jaguar soon. Waiting for a Vodafone McLaren event as the Red Bull did last year in Torino, and McLaren did in Manchester and Budapest
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fag diva Noel Gallagher has gay fans


SAO PAULO - Photo: Liam @ Isle of Wight festival. "God" Noel is collapsing. From 80% to 49.4%.
His fans are unarmed, they don't even know basic facts about Oasis history, just like Noel. They were not even able to recognise him from Liam's pics. I laugh at him the whole day and I feel pity for them. As Noel said: they're really kids. They immediately run away as mommy's boy Noel the scaredy cat... time for mommy's milk. But not milk from cows...
That's when they can feel strong: when they battle against people who can't attack... cows. Cowards.
As in the secret of Monkey Island: how appropriate, you fight like a cow.
When you speak with them, they sound as retards, they don't even realise when you're mocking them... That was clearly the weak part of Oasis. A weak, feminine part in Oasis?! That's not Oasis. They're not Oasis fans, they're NOEL fans. Not really the same, as he was the whining one leaving the band 3 times and saying no reunion. Then of course, according to his blinded fans, the gay one is Liam, because of fashion and Pretty Green, they follow what their tedious God says: "fashion? you're gay". They're just jealous 'cause they're not cool at all.
Let's go on with Noel's blog... since he's alone, he's lost...
"Had a press conference early doors. Bit awkward to start with. It livened up though. It actually ended with my interpreter and a journalist just having a chat down their respective mic's!!
The show was fucking mega. What a spectacle. The crowd (or some of them at least) were waving yellow and green balloons as we took to the stage. Looked mega [Noel...LOOKED...]. Great atmosphere. Too much atmosphere as a matter of fact. Not sure if anyone was actually listening [AH! as the people eating at your gigs... very interested in your music...] . . . they was sure feeling it though. Could barely hear myself sing [it's better so...]. I don't mind telling you I lost it in a couple of places [oh, really?] Think it was being broadcast live on the Internet and all!! Lots of very amusing banners, signs, placards etc . . . here's but a few examples:

NOEL..WILL YOU MARRY ME? (this kind of thing has now become standard) [from BOYS...]

WE LOVE SARA!! (aww..so do I and she'd have been most pleased by that one) [loving one who hates Oasis and your music? says a lot about them...]

FIRE TIM SMITH AND HIRE ME!! (very funny . . . if you're not Tim Smith . . . whoever that is?)

And my personal favourite . . . and this is not a joke . . .

NOEL..I AM PREGNANT BY YOU!!!!! (???????and it was held up by a boy!! Reminds me of a similar sign my wife held up over breakfast a couple of years ago!!)

Strange cat's these Brazilians . . . anyway onto Rio!!

See you there or maybe not."

definitely NOT.
Too much singing in falsetto... too much Grazia magazine... too much make-up, both on your face and in the things you say...

At this point, it's clear that Noel Gallagher got married to hide his homosexuality. Classic.

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Pretty Green sunglasses +Eighties

LONDON - Liam Gallagher's fashion brand Pretty Green has hired the creative agency Holler to handle its advertising.
Holler will be responsible for expanding the brand by repositioning it in the market, with the aim of attracting new customers as well as retaining existing ones.
The agency, which is part of Leo Burnett Group, will act as Pretty Green's lead shop alongside Neighbour, the branding and design specialist.
Holler will lead below-the-line digital communications for the brand as well as deal with strategy and communications planning for above-the-line media buys. The agency will also support brand developments, including the promotion of new season lines.
The first work to be undertaken by Holler will be a campaign to launch Pretty Green's sunglasses range.
The campaign will include an interactive event involving Gallagher, the former Oasis frontman, and fans of the brand.
Anne Cassidy

remember the Beady Eye-Pretty Green mod style rules: sunglasses need to be large, round and plastic.


here's another of my compilations, the best of Eighties TV series & cartoons (in Italy), I picked 22:
1) Happy Days (Fonzie, Arthur Fonzarelli :)
2) Hazzard (Bo & Luke) (the dukes of Hazzard)
3) Holly & Benji (Captain Tsubasa), intro + outro (this about my post on us LIVING football, and not "going to football" as kids today...)
4) Supercar (Knight rider)
5) Le strade di San Francisco (The streets of San Francisco)
6) il mio amico Arnold (Different strokes)
7) Mazinga Z (Mazinger Z), "...altolà, falsità! (Noel), fermati malvagità (Noel Gallagher), su di voi avvoltoi, c'è Marco Z", lol
8) I ragazzi della 3a C (very 80's)
9) I ragazzi della 3a C (other intro)
10) He-Man (and the Masters of the universe)
11) Mork & Mindy (nano nano - Silvio, lol)
12) Mila & Shiro (due cuori nella pallavolo)
13) Cuore & batticuore (Hart to Hart)
14) Magnum P.I.
15) Lamù (gran gnocca, lol)
16) L'ispettore Derrick (inspector Derrick)
17) La famiglia Addams (The Addams family), from the 60's
18) Chips
19) A-Team (Noel loves this one... 'cause he's a warmonger - "I like war, I made a career thanx to it")
20) The white shadow (Time out)
21) I Puffi (noi puffi siam così) (The Smurfs, blue City fans :) (Berlusconi again, Noel's idol) (with a final Beatles la-la-la :)
22) Lo Zecchino d'oro (La Madonna è andata al mercato), music festival contest for kids (this one reminds me of my window towards the West, I could see beautiful sunsets every evening... "there's a feeling I get, when I look to the West" - Led Zeppelin :), Staiway to Heaven)

as you can see many people are of Italian origins... 'cause "somewhere down the line, everybody is Italian"...
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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