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  • bands: Oasis, Beady Eye, Led Zeppelin
  • musicians: Jimmy Page, Ennio Morricone
  • singers: Liam Gallagher, Luciano Pavarotti
  • albums: Houses of the Holy, What's the Story Morning Glory, BE
  • songs: Rain song, Rockin' chair (by the Griffiths), Stay young (dickhead Noel hates it), In the bubble with a bullet
  • clubs: AC Milan, Italy, England
  • players: Paolo Maldini, Mario Balotelli, Pippo Inzaghi, Marco Van Basten, Mark Lenders
  • F1 car: McLaren
  • drivers: Jenson Button, A. Senna
  • clothes: Italian fashion, Pretty Green
  • poet: William Shakespeare
  • books: Look back in anger (theatre), Oasis: the truth
  • historical character: Horatio Nelson
  • films: Quadrophenia, Zabriskie Point, Blow-up
  • director: A. Hitchcock
  • artists: S. Dali, Leonardo Da Vinci, L.S. Lowry, Milan Futurism artists
  • philosopher: A. Schopenhauer
  • place: Minorca island
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England flag = Milan flag, English lion = Venice Saint Marco lion

in history, City 2nd shirt so similar to Milan one :)

Oasis gigography

Oasis founder Liam gives the name Oasis (having seen a poster of the Inspiral Carpets in Liam's bedroom)

without Noel:

1991


Boardwalk - Manchester (England, Great Britain, UK) - 18th August - supporting Sweet Jesus

1992

Polytechnic - Dartford - 19th April
Hippodrome - Oldham - 20th April - supporting Revenge
Club 57 - Oldham - 5th May - supporting The Ya Ya's
Boardwalk - Manchester - 14th July (bootleg)
Boardwalk - Manchester - 19th August
The Venue - Manchester - 13th September
Boardwalk - Manchester - 22nd November - supporting The Cherries

1993

Boardwalk - Manchester - 5th January - supporting The Essence
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st March
Krazy House - Liverpool - 1st April
Boardwalk - Manchester - 1st May
King Tut's - Glasgow - 31st May - supporting 18 Wheeler (when Alan McGee discovered them, many posts, also here)
Manchester University - Manchester - 1st June
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st July
Boardwalk - Manchester - 3rd July
Duchess - Leeds - 11th September
Canal Bar - Manchester - 14th September
(Hit the North - Radio 5 -15th September bootleg)
Manchester University - Manchester - 7th October - supporting Liz Phair
Manchester University - Manchester - 14th October - supporting Milltown Brothers
Keele University - Keele - 27th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Wherehouse - Derby - 1st November - supporting BMX Bandits
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 3rd November - supporting BMX Bandits
Powerhaus - London - 4th November
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th November - supporting CNN
Institute - Birminham - 1st December - supporting St. Ettienne
Plaza - Glasgow - 2nd December - supporting St. Ettienne
Warwick University - Warwick - 4th December
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 8th December - supporting The Verve
Manchester University - Manchester - 9th December - supporting The Verve
Cathouse - Glasgow - 10th December - supporting The Verve
The Mill - Preston - 11th December - supporting The Verve
Riverside - Newcastle - 13th December - supporting The Verve
Kings Hall - Bradford - 14th December - supporting The Verve
Krazy House - Liverpool - 16th December - supporting Real People

1994

Water Rats - London - 27th January
Gleneagles - Scotland - 6th February
Angel - Bedford - 23rd March
100 Club - London - 24th March
Forum - Tunbridge Wells - 26th March
Polytechnic - Oxford - 27th March
Jug Of Ale - Birminham - 28th March
Joiners - Southhampton - 29th March
Fleece & Firkin - Bristol - 30th March
Moles - Bath - 31st March
Lucifers Mill - Dundee - 5th April
La Belle Angel - Edinburgh - 6th April
Tramway -Glasgow - 7th April
Arena - Middlesborough - 8th April
Wheatsheaf - Stoke - 11th April
Duchess - Leeds - 12th April
Lomax - Liverpool - 13th April
Adelphi - Hull - 29th April
University - Coventry - 30th April
Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth - 2nd May
Tj's - Newport - 3rd May
Wherehouse - Derby - 4th May
Charlotte - Leicester - 6th May
Old Trout - Windsor - 7th May
Roadmenders - Northhampton - 8th May
Army And Navy - Chelmsford - 10th May
Boat Race - Cambridge - 11th May
New Cross - London - 13th May
Leadmill - Sheffield - 14th May
Edwards 8 - Birminham - 1st June
University - Cardiff - 2nd June
Island - Ilford - 3rd June
Albert Hall - London - 4th June
Arts Centre - Norwich - 6th June
Marquee - Manchester - 8th June
University - Manchester - 9th June
Avenham Park Festival - Preston - 11th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 12th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 13th June
Erotika - Paris (france) - 16th June
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 18th June (interview)
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 26th June
Wetlands - New York - 21st July
T In The Park Festival - Hamilton - 31st July
Riverside - Newcastle - 9th August
Irish Centre - Leeds - 10th August
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th August
Hultsfreds Festival - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 13th August (bootleg+interview)
Rock City - Nottingham - 15th August
Forum - London - 16th August
Astoria - London - 18th August
(Borderline - London - 21th August - secret gig)
Lowlands Festival - Netherlands - 28th August
Tivoli - Buckley - 31st August
Gino - Stockholm (Sweden) - 2nd September
Limelight - Belfast - 4th September
Hacienda - Manchester - 5th September
Logo - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th September
Arena - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 9th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 13th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 14th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 15th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 16th September
Quattro - Osaka (Japan) - 18th September
Quattro - Nagoya (Japan) - 19th September
Moe's - Seattle WA (USA) - 23rd September
Satyricon - Portland OR (USA) - 24th September
Bottom Of The Hill - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th September
Melarky's - Sacramento CA (USA) - 27th September
Noel leaves the band for the first time

Uptown Bar - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 14th October
Metro - Chicago IL (USA) - 15th October
St Andrews Hall - Detroit MI (USA) 16th October
Grog Shop - Cleveland OH (USA) - 18th October
Lee's Place - Toronto (Canada) - 19th October
Local 186 - Allston MA (USA) - 21st October
Met Cafe - Providence RI (USA) - 22nd October
JC Dobbs - Philadelphia (USA) - 23rd October
9:30 Club - Washington DC (USA) - 26th October
Maxwell's - Hoboken NJ (USA) - 28th October
Wetlands - New York (USA) - 29th October
La Cigale - Paris (france) - 4th November
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 5th November
Theatre Du Moulin - Marseille (france) - 6th November
Palladium - Stockholm (Sweden) - 16th November
Cue Club - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 17th November
Dairy - Lund (Sweden) - 18th November
Loft - Berlin (Germany) - 20th November
Markthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 21st November
Batchkapp - Frankfurt (Germany) - 23rd November
Luxor - Cologne (Germany) - 24th November
Paradiso - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 25th November
Zeche Carl - Essen (Germany) - 27th November
Botanieve - Brussels (Belgium) - 28th November
Guildhall - Southampton - 30th November
Octagon - Sheffield - 1st December
Corn Exchange - Cambridge 4th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 7th December
Civic Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th December
Astoria - Cardiff - 12th December
Hammersmith Palais - London - 13th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 17th December
Academy - Manchester - 18th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 27th December
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 29th December
Town Hall - Middlesbrough - 30th December

1995

DV8 - Seattle WA (USA) - 28th January
Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver (Canada) - 29th January
Roseland Theatre - Portland OR (USA) - 30th Janurary
Fillmore - San Francisco (USA) - 1st February
The Palace - Hollywood CA (USA) - 3rd February
SOMA Live - San Diego CA (USA) - 4th February
Nile Theatre - Mesa AZ - 5th February
Bar & Grill - Salt Lake City UT (USA) - 7th February
Bluebeard Theatre - Denver CP (USA) - 9th February
Deep Ellum Live - Dallas TX (USA) - 11th February
Liberty Lunch - Austin TX (USA) - 12th February
Urban Art Bar - Houston TX (USA) - 13th February
New Daisy Theatre - Memphis TN (USA) - 15th February
Cat's Cradle - Carrboro NC (USA) - 17th February
Masquerade - Atlanta GA (USA) - 18th February
Stone Pony - Ashbury Park NJ (USA) - 3rd March
Wust Music Hall - Washington DC (USA) - 4th March
The Abyss - Virginia Beach VA (USA) - 5th March
Theatre Of Living Arts - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 7th March
The Academy - New York NY (USA) - 8th March
Lopo's - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Avalon - Boston MA (USA) - 11th March
Club Soda - Montreal (Canada) - 12th March
Phoenix Theatre - Toronto (Canada) - 14th March
The Odeon - Cleveland OH (USA) - 15th March
St Andrews - Detroit MI (USA) - 16th March
Tyndale Armory - Indianapolis (USA) - 18th March
Vic Theatre - Chicago IL (USA) - 19th March
Orbit Room - Grand Rapids MI (USA) - 20th March
First Ave - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 24th March
Rave At Eagles Milwaukee WI (USA) - 25th March
Cliffs Pavillion - Southend - 17th April
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 20th April
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd April
Pavillion - Bath - 22nd June
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 23rd June
Roskilde Festival - Denmark - 30th June
Rolling Stone - Milan (Italy) 3rd July
Fauvier festival - Lyon (france) - 5th July
Out In The Green Festival - Frauenfeld (Switzerland) - 7th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (france) - 8th July
Badesee - Duren (Germany) - 9th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 14th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 15th July
Plaza De Toros De Las Ventus - Madrid (Spain) - 18th July
Zeebruggers Beach Festival - Belgium - 21st July
Slane Castle - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd July
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 21st August
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 22nd August
Liquid Room - Toyko (Japan) - 23rd August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 25th August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 26th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 28th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 29th August
Empress Ballroom - Blackpool - 2nd October
Trentham Gardens - Stoke - 3rd October
International Centre - Bournemouth - 5th October
Leisure Centre - Gloucester - 6th October
Hammerjack's - Baltimore MD (USA) - 10th October
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th October
Tuxedo Junctions - Danbury CT (USA) - 13th October
The Orpheum - Boston MA (USA) - 14th October
Metropol - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 16th October
La Luna - Brussels (Belgium) - 31st October
Earls Court - London - 4th November
Earls Court - London - 5th November
Zenith - Paris (france) - 7th November
Grosse Freiheit - Mamburg (Germany) - 10th November
Live Music Hall - Koln (Germany) - 12th November
Trocardiere - Nantes (france) - 14th November
Aeronef - Lille (france) - 15th November
Granby Hall - Leicester - 17th November
Annexet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 20th November
KB Hallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th November
NYMEX Arena - Manchester - 26th November
KNDD Holiday Festival - Seattle WA (USA) - 2nd December
WHFS Holiday Festival - Washington DC (USA) - 7th December
Q101 Holiday Festival - Chicago IL (USA) - 8th December
KEGE Holiday Festival - Minneapolis (USA) - 9th December
Liberty Warehouse - Toronto (Canada) - 13th December
Live 105 Holiday Festival - San Francisco CA (USA) - 15th December
KOME Holiday Festival - San Jose CA (USA) - 16th December
KROQ Holiday Festival - Los Angeles CA - 18th December
Viper Room - Hollywood CA (USA) - 19th December

1996

Music Centre - Utrecht - 10th January
Munich (Germany) - 12th January
Huxley's - Berlin (Germany) - 14th January
Bielefeld (Germany) - 15th January
Whitely Bay Ice Rink - Tyne & Wear - 19th January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 21st January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 22nd January
Memorial Hall - Kansas City MO (USA) - 23rd February
American Theater - St Louis (MO) - 24th February
Orpheum Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 26th February
Aragon Ballroom - Chicago IL (USA) - 27th February
Eagle's Auditorium - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 1st March
Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 3rd March
Egyptian Room - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 5th March
GMU Patriot Center - Fairfax VA (USA) - 7th March
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th March
Strand Theater - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Paramount Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 18th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 19th March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 22nd March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 23rd March
Stradhalle - Offenbach (Germany) - 26th March
Terminal 1 - Offenbach (Germany) - 27th March
Palalido - Milan (Italy) - 29th March
Summum - Grenoble (france) - 31st March
Zeleste - Barcelona (Spain) - 2nd April
Pacific Coliseum - Vancouver BC (USA) - 10th April
Mercer Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 11th April
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - San Francisco CA - 13th April
Mammoth - Denver CO (USA) - 18th April
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) -20th April
Austin Music Hall - Austin TX (USA) - 21st April
Maine Road - Manchester - 27th April
Maine Road - Manchester - 28th April
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond (Scotland) - 3rd August
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond - 4th August
Sjohistoriska Museet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 7th August
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 10th August (with bootleg)
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 11th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 14th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 15th August
Royal Festival Hall - Noel unplugged - London - 23rd August (bootleg)
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL - 27th August
Palace - Auburn Hills MI (USA) - 30th August
Molson Park - Toronto (Canada) - 31st August
Corestates Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 2nd September
The Centrum - Worcester MA (USA) - 6th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 7th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 8th September
Nissan Pavilion - Bristow VA (USA) - 10th September

1997

Tibetan Freedom Concert - New York City - 7th June (Noel)
Weenie Roast - Irvine CA (USA) - 14th June
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 18th June - Supporting U2
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 19th June - Supporting U2
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 8th September
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 9th September
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 10th September
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 13th Septemeber
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 14th September
Arena - Newcastle - 16th September
Arena - Newcastle - 17th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 19th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 20th September
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd September
Arena - Sheffield - 23rd September
Earls Court - London - 25th September
Earls Court - London - 26th September
Earls Court - London - 27th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 29th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 30th September
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 7th October
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 8th October
Zenith - Lille (France) - 3rd November
Pabellon Principe Felipe - Zaragoza (Spain) - 8th Novemeber
Palacio De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 10th November
Palau Dels Esports - Barcelona (Spain) - 11th November
Arena - Geneva (Switzerland) - 13th November
Palasport - Bologna (Italy) - 15th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 16th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 17th November
Olympichalle - Munich (Germany) - 19th November
Sportovni Hala - Prague (Czech Republic) - 21st November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 22nd November
Messehalle - Hannover (Germany) - 24th November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 25th November
Earls Court - London - 26th November
Brabanthallen - Den Bosch (Netherlands) - 27th November
Arena - Oberhausen (Germany) - 28th November
The Point - Dublin - 3rd December
The Point - Dublin - 4th December
The Point - Dublin - 5th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 7th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 8th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 10th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 11th December
GMEX - Manchester - 13th December
GMEX - Manchester - 14th December
Water Rats - London - 16th December
Wembley Arena - London - 17th December
Wembley Arena - London - 18th December

1998

Sony E Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 8th January
Patriot Center - Washington DC (USA) - 9th January
Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 10th January
Continental Airlines Arena - Rutherford NJ (USA) - 12th January
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 15th January
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL (USA) - 17th January
Northrop Auditorium - Minneapolis (USA) - 18th January
GM Place - Vancouver (USA) - 23rd January
Seattle Center Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 24th January
Bill Graham Civic - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 27th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 28th January
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) - 31st January
Theatre At Bayou Place - Houston TX (USA) - 1st February
WPB Auditorium - Palm Beach FL (USA) - 5th February
UCF Arena - Orlando FL (USA) - 6th February
Fox Theatre - Atlanta GA (USA) 8th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 18th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 19th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 20th February
HKCEC Hall 3 - Hong Kong (China) - 22nd February
Entertainment Center - Perth (Australia) - 26th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Adelaide (Australia) - 28th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st March
Entertainment Center - Sydney (Australia) - 3rd March
Entertainment Center - Brisbane (Australia) - 6th March
Carter Holt Pavilion - Auckland (New Zealand) - 9th March
Queens Warf Event Center - Wellington (New Zealand) - 10th March
San Carlos Apoquindo Stadium - Santiago (Chile) - 14th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 17th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th March
Meropolitan - Rio De Janiero (Brazil) - 20th March
Polo De Arte E Cultura De Anhembi - Sao Paulo (Brazil) 21st March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 24th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 25th March

1999

First Union Centre - Philadelphia (USA) - 3rd December
Allstate Arena - Rosemont IL (USA) 4th December
Cobo Arena Detroit MI - (USA) - 5th December
The Pond - Anaheim CA (USA) 11th December

2000

Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 29th February
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 1st March
Marine Mese - Fukuoka (Japan) - 3rd March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 5th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 6th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) -7th March
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 9th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 11th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 12th March
Green Hall - Hiroshima (Japan) - 14th March
Army Hall - Sendai (Japan) - 16th March
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 21st March
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) - 23rd March
E-Werk - Koln (Germany) - 25th March
Paramount Theater - Seattle (USA) - 5th April
Schnitzer Auditorium - Portland OR (USA) - 6th April
Berkeley Community Theater - San Francisco CA (USA) - 8th April
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 9th April
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 11th April
Auditorium Theater - Denver CO (USA) - 13th April
State Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 15th April
Riverside Theater - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 16th April
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) -18th April
State Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 19th April
EJ Thomas Hall - Akron OH (USA) - 21st April
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 22nd April
Palace Theater - Columbus OH (USA) - 24th April
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 26th April
Orpheum Theatre - MA (USA) - 27th April
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 29th April
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 1st May
Patriot Centre - VA (USA) - 3rd May
Music Midtown - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th May
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 8th May
Praca Sony - Lisbon (Portugal) - 17th May
Plasa De Toros La Cubierta De Leganes - Leganes (Spain) 19th May

Noel leaves the band for the 2nd time.

without Noel:

Filaforum - Milan (Italy) - 30th May +here
Zurcher Saalsporthalle - Zurich (Switzerland) - 31st May
Wiener Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 2nd June
Haus Auensee - Leipzig (Germany) - 3rd June
C.O.S "Torwar" - Warsaw (poland) - 5th June
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 7th June
Rock Am Ring - Nuremburg (Germany) - 9th June
Pinkpop Festival - Landgraaf (Netherlands) - 10th June
Rock Im Park - Nurnburg (Germany) - 11th June
Hultsfred 2000 - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 15th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 18th June
Le Dome - Marseilles (france) - 19th June
Fete De La Musique - Paris (france) - 21st June
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) 22nd June
Werchter Festival - Werchter (Belgium) - 30th June
Roskilde Festival - (Denmark) - 1st July
Ruisrock - Turku (Finland) - 2nd July
Palacio De La Comunidad - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th July
Quart 2000 Kristiansand (Norway) - 6th July
Lansdowne Road - Dublin - 8th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (France) - 9th July
Rockwave Festival - Athens (Greece) - 12th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 15th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 16th July
Wembley Stadium - London - 21st July
Wembley Stadium - London - 22nd July
Paleo Festival - Nyon (Switzerland) - 26th July
Murrayfield Stadium - Edinburgh - 29th July
Benicassim Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 4th August
Sudoeste Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 6th August
Sziget Festival - Budapest (Hungary) - 8th August
Skanderborg - Skanerborg (Denmark) - 12th August
Gijon Festival - Gijon (Spain) - 23rd August
Reading Festival - Reading - 25th August
Glasgow Green Festival - Glasgow - 26th August
Leeds Festival - Leeds - 28th August

2001

Rock In Rio - Rio (Brazil) - 14th January
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th January
Caracas Pop Festival - Caracas (Venezuela) - 21st January
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vagas NV (USA) - 11th May
Barbara Bowl - Santa Barbara CA (USA) - 12th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 14th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 15th May
Fiddler's Green - Denver CO (USA) - 17th May
Xcal Energy Center -St Paul MN (USA) - 19th May
New World Music Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th May
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 22nd May
Riverbend Music Theater - Cincinnati OH (USA) - 24th May
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland OH (USA) - 25th May
SNET Oakdale Theater - Wallingford CT (USA) - 27th May
A.J. Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 29th May
Tweeter Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 30th May
Verizon Wireless Music - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 1st June
Pine Knob Music Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 2nd June
Darien Center P.A.C. - Darien Center NY (USA) - 3rd June
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore MD (USA) - 5th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) -7th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 8th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 9th June
Tweeter Center - Boston MA (USA) - 11th June
Bercy - Paris (france) - 24th June
Rock Festival - Fuji (Japan) - 27th July
Bangkok - Bangkok (Thailand) - 31st July
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 7th October
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 8th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 10th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 11th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 13th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 14th October

2002

Watford Coliseum - Watford - 5th February
Royal Albert Hall - London - 6th February
Watford Coliseum - Watford - 8th February
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 26th April
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Indio CA (USA) - 28th April (bootleg)
Piazza San Giovanni - Rome (Italy) - 1st May
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 17th June
Razzmatazz - Barcelona (Spain) - 19th June
Vox Club - Modena (Italy) - 21st June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) - 24th June (bootleg)
Circus - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th June
Arena - Hull - 2nd July
Arena - Hull - 3rd July
Finsbury Park - London - 5th July
Finsbury Park - London - 6th July
Finsbury Park - London - 7th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 10th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 11th July
T In The Park Festival - Kincross - 13th July
Witnness Festival - Ireland - 14th July
Stadio Comunale - Vicenza (Italy) - 16th July (with bootleg)
Piazza Napoleone - Lucca (Italy) - 17th July (with bootleg)
Gurten Festival - Bern (Switzerland) - 19th July
Calvia Festival Isladencanta - Mallorca (Spain) - 21st July
Plaza De Toros La Glorieta - Salamanca (Spain) - 23rd July
Parque De Castrelos - Vigo (Spain) - 24th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 26th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 27th July
Pompano Beach Amphiteater - Ft. Lauderdale (USA) - 2nd August
Hard Rock Live - Orlando FL (USA) - 4th August
Tabernacle - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th August
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 7th August
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th August
Fleet Pavillion - Boston (USA) - 10th August
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 14th August
Molson Center - Montreal (Canada) - 16th August
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 17th August
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th August
Fox Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 21st August
Prehen Playing Fields - Derry - 7th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 9th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 10th September
Corn Exchange - Edinburgh - 12th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 14th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 15th September
Zenith - Paris (France) - 17th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 25th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 26th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 28th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 29th September
Kokusai Center - Fukuoka (Japan) - 1st October (bootleg)
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 2nd October
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 3rd October
Miyagi-Ken Taiikukan - Sendai (Japan) - 5th October
Sun Plaza - Hiroshima (Japan) - 7th October
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 8th October
Enmore Theatre - Sydney (Australia) - 11th October
RNA Showgrounds - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th October
Royal Theatre - Canberra (Australia) - 14th October
Civic Theatre - Newcastle (Australia) - 15th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 17th October
Melbourne Park - Melbourne (Australia) - 19th October
Moore Park - Sydney (Australia) - 20th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 23rd October
Araneta Coliseum - Manila (Philippines) - 24th October
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 26th October
Arena - Nottingham - 10th November
Arena - Nottingham - 11th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 13th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 14th November
Zenith - Lille (france) - 16th November
Le Liberte - Rennes (france) -17th November
Pabellon Wutzburg - Salamanca (Spain) - 19th November
Pabellon De La Casilla - Bilboa (Spain) - 20th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 22nd November
PBA Palas - Pesaro (Italy) - 23rd November
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 25th November
Messe B - Stuttgart (Germany) - 28th November
Jurhunderthalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 29th November
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 1st December
Color-Line Arena - 2nd December
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th December
Pier 2 - Breman (Germany) - 5th December
CIA - Cardiff - 8th December
CIA - Cardiff - 9th December
Centre -Brighton - 11th December
Pavilions - Plymouth - 12th December
Arena - Sheffield - 14th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 16th December
NIA - Birmingham - 18th December
NIA - Birmingham - 19th December

2003

The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 5th March
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 6th March
Colorline Arena - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th March
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 9th March
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 11th March
Arena - Berlin (Germany) 12th March

2004

Poole Lighthouse - Dorset - 23rd June
Glastonbury Festival - Glastonbury - 25th June

2005

Astoria - London - 10th May
Alcatraz - Milan (Italy) - 12th May
Usher Hall - Edinburgh - 15th May
Clapham Grand - London - 22nd May
Olympia - Paris (france) - 23rd May
Coronet - London - 25th May
Carling Appolo Hammersmith - London - 26th May
Aqualung - Madrid (Spain) - 1st June
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) -4th June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) 6th June
Hurricane Festival (Germany) 10th June
Southside Festival (Germany) 11th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 12th June
The Molson Amphitheatre (Canada) 17th June
Meadow Brook Amphitheatre Detroit (USA) 18th June
UIC Pavilion Chicago (USA) 20th June
Madison Square Gardens NY (USA) 22nd June
Tweeter Center Boston (USA) 24th June
Festival Pier Penns Landing Philadelphia (USA) 25th June
Hampden Park - Glasgow - 29th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 30th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 2nd July
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 3rd July
Rose Bowl Stadium - Southampton - 6th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 9th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 10th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle - 12th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle 13th July
Marlay Park - Dublin (Ireland) - 16th July
Sudoete Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 5th August
FIB Heineken Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 7th August
Summer Sonic Eve Show - Nagoya (Japan) - 11th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Osaka (Japan) - 13th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Toyko (Japan) - 14th August
Frequency Festival - Saltzburg (Austria) - 18th August
Hylands Park - V Festival - 20th August
Weston Park - V Festival - 21st August
General Motors Place - Vancouver (Canada) -8th September
Everett Event Center - Seattle (USA) - 9th September
Shoreline Amphitheatre - San Francisco (USA) - 11th September
Hollywood Bowl - Los Angeles (USA) - 12th September
Coors Amphitheatre - San Diego (USA) - 14th September
House Of Blues - Las Vegas (USA) - 15th September
Glen Helen Pavilion - Los Angeles (USA) 17th September
Dodge Theater - Phoenix (USA) - 18th September
Red Rock Park Amphitheatre - Denver (USA) - 20th September
Smirnoff Music Center - Dallas (USA) - 22nd September
Austin City Limits - Texas - (USA) - 24th September
HIFI Buys Amphitheatre - Atlanta (USA) - 27th September
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore (USA) - 29th September
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland (USA) - 30th September
Staten Island - New York (USA) - 2nd October
House Of Blues Club - Atlantic City (USA) - 3rd October
Alsterdorfer Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 20th October
Valbyhallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 21st October
Rouen Zenith - Rouen (france) - 23rd October
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 24th October
The Zenith - Paris (france) - 26th October
Jahrhunderhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 27th October
Tresivo Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 29th October
Milano Forum - Milan (Italy) - 30th October
Phillipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 1st November
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 2nd November
Pavello De La Vall D'Hebron - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th November
Palacio De Deportes De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 5th November
Osaka Catle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 17th November
Yogogi Tallkukan - Toyko (Japan) - 18th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan -Tokyo (Japan) - 20th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan - Tokyo (Japan) - 21st November
Entertainment Centre - Brisbane (Australia) - 26th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 28th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 29th November
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st December
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 2nd December
Rock It Festival - Perth (Australia) - 4th December
Millenium Stadium - Cardiff - 10th December
AECC - Aberdeen - 12th December
SECC - Glasgow - 14th December
SECC - Glasgow - 15th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 18th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 19th December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 21st December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd December

2006

Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 25th January
Hovet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 29th January
Summum - Grenoble (france) 30th January
Gasometer - Vienna (Austria) - 1st February
Eulachhallen AG Winterthur - Winterhur (Switzerland) - 2nd February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 4th February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 6th February +a slideshow here
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 7th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 9th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 10th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 13th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 14th February
100 Rock Festival - Bangkok (Thailand) - 18th February
Lakeside - Bangkok (Thailand) - 19th February
Olympic Hall - Seoul (South Korea) - 21st February
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 23rd February
Asiaworld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 25th February
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 10th March
Velodrome - Santiago (Chile) - 12th March
Credicard Hall - Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 15th March
Air Canada Centre - Toronto (Cananda) - 20th March
Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee (USA) - 22nd March
Murat Theater - Indianapolis (USA) - 23rd March
Taft Theatre - Cincinnati (USA) - 25th March
Ryman Auditorium - Nashville (USA) - 26th March
Verizon Wireless Theatre - Houston (USA) - 28th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 31st March
KOKO - London (UK) - 2nd November
Danforth Music Hall - Toronto (Canada) - 7th November
Wadsworth Theater - Los Angeles (USA) - 9th November
Union Chapel - Islington - 26th November
Le Cabaret Sauvage - Paris (france) - 28th November
Blue Note - Milan (Italy) - 29th November
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 10th December
The Chapel - Melbourne (Australia) - 11th December
Tivoli - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th December
Enmore Theatre - Newton (Australia) - 14th November
Perth Concert Hall - Perth (Australia) - 16th November

(around this period: they are Noel+Gem acoustic gigs)

2007

BRITS - London - 14th February
Club B1 - Moscow (Russia) - 23rd March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 26th March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 27th March
M.E.N Arena - Manchester - 30th March

2008

WaMu Theater - Seattle (USA) - 26th August
GM Place - Vancouver (Canada) - 27th August
Rexall Palace - Edmunton (Canada) - 29th August
Pengrowth Saddledome - Calgary (Canada) - 30th August
MTS Centre - Winnipeg (Canada) - 1st September
Scotiabank Place - Ottawa (Canada) - 4th September
Bell Center - Quebec (Canada) - 5th Septmber
Toronto Island Park - Toronto (Canada) - 7th September
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 7th October
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 8th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 10th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 11th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 13th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 14th October
Wembley Arena - London - 16th October
Wembley Arena - London - 17th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 20th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 21st October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 23rd October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 24th October
The Roundhouse - London - 26th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th October
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 1st November
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 2nd November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 4th November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 5th November
Gloria Theatre - Cologne (Germany) - 7th November
Falkoner Teatret - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 8th November (bootleg)
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 10th November
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 26th November
VFG Arena - Guadalajara (Mexico) - 28th November
Arena - Monterrey (Mexico) - 29th November
Oracle Arena - Oakland (USA) - 3rd December
Staples Center - Los Angeles (USA) - 4th December
The Pearl - Las Vegas (USA) - 6th December
Broomfield Events Center - Denver (USA) - 8th December
Target Center - Minneapolis (USA) - 10th December
Allstate Arena - Chicago - 12th December
Palace Of Auburn Hills - Detroit (USA) 13th December
The John Labatt Centre - London (Canada) - 15th December
Madison Square Gardens - New York (USA) - 17th December
Susquehanna Center - Camden (USA) - 19th December
GMU Patriot Center - Washington (USA) - 20th December

2009

Zenith - Nantes (france) - 12th January
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 13th January
Messehalle - Dresden (Germany) - 15th January
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 16th January
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 18th January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 21st January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 22nd January
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th January
Scandinavium - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 25th January
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 27th January
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 28th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 30th January
Medoquine - Bordeaux (france) - 31st January
Mediolanumforum (Datchforum) - Milan (Italy) - 2nd February
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th February
Palacio de Deportes de La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 12th February
Pavello Olimpic de Badalona - Barcelona (Spain) - 13th February
Atlantico Pavillion - Lisbon (Portugal) - 15th February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 17th February
Le Dome - Marseille (france) - 18th February
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 20th February
Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 21st February
Palaonda - Bolzano (Italy) - 23rd February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 24th February
Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 26th February
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 27th February
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 1st March
Bercy - Paris (france) - 3rd March
Makuhari Messe - Tokyo (Japan) - 20th March
Makomanai Ice Arena - Sapporo (Japan) - 22nd March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 24th March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 25th March
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 28th March (Noel's diary)
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 29th March (with bootleg)
Olympic Gym # 1 - Seoul (South Korea) - 1st April
Exhibition Hall 4F, Taiwan World Trade Centre Nangang - Taipei City (Taiwan) - 3rd April
Singapore Indoor Stadium - Singapore - 5th April
AsiaWorld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 7th April
Newmarket Racecourse - Johannesburg (South Africa) - 10th April
Cape Town Ostrich Farm - Cape Town (South Africa) - 13th April
USB Campo de Futbol - Caracas (Venezuela) - 28th April
Estadio Nacional - Lima (Peru) - 30th April
River Plate Stadium - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 3rd May
Movistar Arena - Santiago (Chile) - 5th May
Citibank Hall - Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) - 7th May (Brazilian tour)
São Paulo Arena Anhembi - São Paulo (Brazil) - 9th May
Curitiba Pedreira Paulo Leminski - Curitiba (Brazil) - 10th May
Porto Alegre Gigantinho - Porto Alegre (Brazil) - 12th May
Heaton Park - Manchester - 6th June
Heaton Park - Manchester - 7th June
Stadium Of Light - Sunderland - 10th June
Millennium Stadium - Cardiff - 12th June
Théâtre Antique de Vienne - Vienne (france) - 14th June
Murrayfield - Edinburgh - 17th June
Slane Castle - County Meath (Ireland) - 20th June
Rock Werchter - (Belgium) - 2nd July
Ricoh Arena - Coventry - 7th July
Eden Project - Bodelva- 14th July
Melt Festival - Gräfenhainichen (near Dessau) (Germany) - 19th July
Fuji Rock Festival Naeba Ski Resort - Naeba (Japan) - 24th July
Bridlington Spa - 20th August
V Festival - Chelmsford - 23rd August - ERASED
Rock en Seine - Paris (france) - 28th August ERASED - Oasis split (Noel leaves the band for the 3rd time)

The end of Oasis

Balotelli first goal



MILANELLO - @ 0:58, first goal for AC Milan, in less than 24 hours that he's here


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Sinead O'Connor refused Noel Gallagher

LONDON - Same old story, they don't know what else to write to keep the media darling alive... 'cause the poor victim is dying soon. He already has brain scans and glandular fever for months, 'cause you know, "in 2015 he could have a cancer so no Oasis reunion, not even for starving children".
Sinead O'Connor has let a secret slip that proves the extent of Noel Gallagher’s hedonism in the Nineties.
The Irish singer says the Low Lying Turds man proposed to her when he was the worse for wear at a festival in Amsterdam during the fug of Britpop.
She said: “Noel once asked me to marry him, just before he married Meg Mathews. “He won’t remember as he was off his face at a festival in Amsterdam.” These days Sinead is more concerned with getting Noel to talk to his brother Liam. Told by music mag Uncut that Liam thinks she’s cool, she said: “I’m so glad to hear from Liam, because I, as a mammy, am not happy that he and his brother aren’t getting along well – and their poor mammy must be very upset. “Tell Liam I love him and his brother and I’d like them to get on with each other. “Do it for mammy’s sake, yer feckers!”
Spoken like a true woman of the cloth.
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Mario is here: video


MILAN - Mario Balotelli arriving @ Malpensa airport, wearing an AC Milan scarf. Beautiful sun, he must have seen the difference with England ahahaha 
Tonight eating @ classic Giannino restaurant with Galliani. 
He said he ran away from Manchester City the second he heard AC Milan wanted him. He will be taking a pay cut to join the team he supported as a boy. 
Official presentation on Friday night @ legendary San Siro stadium, "La Scala" theatre of football. 

more to add soon, stay tuned ;)


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deaf Noel Gallagher has brain scan

LONDON - The media darling, poor victim Noel Gallagher will die soon. RIP. The death of him.
The ex Oasis guitarist has been for a brain scan as doctors try to get to the bottom of the constant ringing in his ears.
Funnily enough, they told him it could be down to playing a guitar at ear-shatteringly loud volume.
So well done, Harley Street doctors — give yourselves a pat on the back for that diagnosis.
In all seriousness, though — it can be a nasty one.
He explained: “I went for a brain scan. They did find it!
“I’ve got bizarre ringing in my ears. I think it’s just through playing guitar for the last 20 years so I had to sit in a tube in the hospital.
“It’s an accumulation of many things but I’ve had a bloody great time doing it all and if I do eventually die of brain disease it will have been worth it [wow, really funny...]
“The funny thing is they give you these headphones and I chose classical music [the one you copied from Morricone?]
“It came on and it was the exact music I play to my little kid when he goes to bed [the exact sleepy Low Lying Smurfs music?]. I was in there for 25 minutes.
“It was horrible. I know what the results will be — ‘There is nothing wrong with you’. It’s another way of fleecing money out of you.”
Oh just like you did with Oasis fans, fleecing money and then insulting them. 
I'm sure they'll find something wrong with your brains...

This is clearly related to the glandular fever he had for months recently.
Among his excuses to avoid the 2015 Oasis reunion "not even for starving children", as he said), "in 2015 I could have a cancer", as he said. That's what you get by wishing other people to "catch Aids and die"...

Photo: Hungarian pornstar Bibi Noel Gallagher.
height: 1.57 m, as Liam says: Noel's shorter than Prince ahahahahaha
Filmography:

My Ass Is for the Taking (ahahahaha selling his soul - and not only - "for the second time, 'cause the man he don't pay him"...)
Barely Legal (Noel's idol Berlusconi fucking teenagers)
Corrupt Minds (Noel's biography)
Anal Playground (about making an American album and getting the 28th position in the chart)
Home Alone Teens (about "going solo")
Sorry Daddy, Whitezilla (Zanella) Split My Little Asshole!!! (about the Oasis split)
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ooohhhhh Balotelliiiii @ AC Milan

MILAN - As anticipated, Milan channel: OFFICIAL: HABEMUS MARIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AC Milan website is blocked, too many visits. Tomorrow @ airport. 
As always, hilarious comments from England: they say Balotelli will now score a lot of goals because Italian defences are weak ahahahaha yeah, like in England with these results: 6-1, 7-2, etc. very strong defences... 
Italians are so weak that a certain Messi could score only on penalty in all the games against Italian clubs, and even one called Antonini ridiculed him. Not to mention Nesta @ Camp Nou. 
Oh but they're not following football very carefully... they even say it's "irrelevant" and "based in fantasy" ahahahaha now you can see why England never wins anything, they don't know anything. So irrelevant and based in fantasy that AC Milan, 18 international trophies, is the best club in football history, Inter Milan 9 international trophies, total: 27, first football city in the world. 
So weak that England was so scared when facing Italy, that they made sure to stay away from the goal and Italy dominted the game.
ROSICAAAAAAAAAA INGLESE TE RODE ER CULOOOOOO (detto in latino)

Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker, who returned to Twitter this week after self-imposed exile, said: 'Seems like Mario Balotelli is on his way to Milan. Must say, I think I'll miss the madness'.


English people urinating on Balotelli car, congratulations... classic losers. 
they will blame it on alcohol... nah no brains and no balls to do it here
shame this wanker can't do it here, short dick half men.
"The incident occurred near Indian restaurant Zouk where Balotelli had parked before meeting friends for a meal. A witness told that the troublemakers were singing Manchester United songs."... oh the scum, feel sorry for them.
"the urinator was identified, mocked for the size of his manhood (ahahahahaha), reported to the Greater Manchester Police, and then deleted his account."

Oh ma dov'è finita la famosa "prelazione dell'Inter" che dicevano i loro dirigenti? sparita, forse perchè non è consentita dal regolamento eh? ci fosse una volta che lo conoscono...
E la Juve che disturba?
Solita ignoranza di Chirico (e pensare che sarebbe persino il suo lavoro! povera Italia...)
"Balotelli ne ha sbagliati di rigori"... non ne ha mai sbagliati.
"Con l'Irlanda ha segnato? non ha fatto una gran partita"...
è entrato a FINE partita e ha segnato, nonostante gli irlandesi che lo insultavano...
"Balotelli non ha mai fatto niente"...
dubito che Chirico sia italiano...
giusto per citare le più famose:
Europei 2012, Germania-Italia 2 gol di Balotelli, ecc.
FA Cup, Balotelli man of the match nella finale, prima coppa vinta in 35 anni
storico derby Manchester United-City 1-6 in trasferta, mai successo, Balotelli protagonista, segna i primi 2 gol
assist decisivo di Balotelli in City-Qpr, primo campionato vinto in 44 anni
ricordo anche qualche gol decisivo nell'Inter quando era proprio un ragazzino
ecc.
Immancabili i comunisti che neanche di calcio capiscono una mazza e si attaccano a tutto pur di attaccare il solito obiettivo (si attaccassero al cazzo...). Se Berlusconi non avesse detto della "mela marcia" nella sua strategia, il City non lo avrebbe venduto così facilmente o quantomeno avrebbero chiesto più soldi, diminuito quasi della metà in 10 giorni e pagabili a rate su più anni. Vuole essere Silvio a fargli mettere la testa a posto, vuole essere protagonista sempre. Non hanno ancora capito che ogni singola cosa che dice un personaggio così in vista come il furbacchione Silvio è calcolata, per provocare, suscitare reazioni contro di lui, ecc.
Non vi resta che rosicare.

Pompilio: "Balotelli non ha vinto nulla":
- 1 Champions League
- 3 Serie A
- 1 Coppa Italia
- 1 capocannoniere Coppa Italia a 17 anni
- 1 capocannoniere Euro 2012, Italia 2° posto
- 1 campionato inglese, il primo del City in 44 anni,
pure con assist finale del gol decisivo
e lo storico 1-6 nel derby di Manchester
- 1 FA Cup, pure come man-of-the-match in finale, la prima coppa del City in 35 anni
- 1 Community Shield
- 1 Supercoppa Italiana
- 1 premio Golden Boy
- 1 campionato Primavera
- 1 torneo Viareggio

età: 22 anni...
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official: Balotelli @ AC Milan


MANCHESTER - Breaking news: the BBC and Manchester City sponsors communicated Mario Balotelli joined the best club in history, Italian giants AC Milan yeeeeeessssssssssssssss Marioooooooooooooo
jersey number 9 (from June) ready in Milan… a must-buy
(shirt of Marco Van Basten, Pippo Inzaghi, George Weah, etc.)
life-long Milan fan, a dream move for him, and Italy homesick, finally coming back home. Pity he can't play the Champions League this season.
Rumours about Juventus thieves (from them idiots of Sky Sports in England, those who told bullshit about Liam) are rubbish to disturb and raise the price, because HE doesn't want to join them (he can't forget their racist chants against him, just like from the Irish fans against him, just like Mourinho & Inter Milan fans insulting him just for a wrong pass, that's why he threw away their shite shirt, second team of the city, always been and always will). Besides, "Rubentus" just bought Anelka ahahahahaha
ooohhhh Balotelliiiii he's a striker he's good at darts, an allergy to grass but when he plays he's fucking class, drives round San Siro with a wallet full of cash

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Liam @ Anais Gallagher birthday

LONDON - Liam famously has a very tumultuous relationship with his brother and Oasis bandmate Noel Gallagher.
But it seems Liam Gallagher is happy to put any animosity between the pair behind him for the sake of Noel’s daughter Anais.
The famous musician was spotted taking his niece and her mother Meg Mathews for lunch on Sunday to help her celebrate her 13th birthday.
The unlikely dinner companions were joined by Liam’s wife Nicole Appleton, their son Gene and Liam’s eldest son Lennon Francis from his first marriage with Patsy Kensit.
Noel Gallagher didn't appear to be have joined them for the family occasion.
The group, which also seemed to include two of the birthday girl’s friends, happily posed for pictures outside Lemonia, a family-run Greek restaurant in Primrose Hill.
Liam’s two sons both opted for bright coloured trousers to help their cousin see in her birthday, while the rest of the family opted for rock'n'roll inspired outfits.
Meg, who split from Noel over a decade ago (because Noel betrayed her), was the only member of the group who wore light colours wearing an interesting striped shirt and trousers combo which looked like they had been inspired by pyjamas.
In 2000 Noel and Liam famously fell out after Liam made a derogatory remark about Noel’s then wife Meg, reportedly questioning whether Anais was his legitimate daughter. Wee boy Noel left Oasis for the 2nd of 3 times, but the band continued withouth him (first "Beady Eye" gig, 30 May 2000 in Milan).
It’s clear Meg has no hard feelings towards Liam.
Anais is signed to leading model agency Select and last year her mother Meg shared a snap of her taken by famous photographer Mario Testino.

Wondering how she can be a model, she's ugly as fuck, just like his father.
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Balotelli joins AC Milan

MANCHESTER - Another front page from the Sun.
AC Milan look to have finally prised Mario Balotelli away from Manchester City.
The Premier League champs are expected to announce they have sold the hothead striker for around £17million today.
It is understood Milan could include former Tottenham midfielder Kevin-Prince Boateng on top of that fee [yes please go away... he used "racism" to have more money for his poor performances].
Italian ace Balotelli threw a leaving party at his house for close pals last night.
He told them he was off to the San Siro and gave away mementos from his controversial stay at the Etihad.
City had been holding out for a much bigger return on the player they paid Inter £22m for in August 2010.
But the relationship between Balotelli and City boss Roberto Mancini seems unsustainable.
Milan have been banking on City being prepared to cut their losses on the 22-year-old.
And agent Mino Raiola has done everything he can to make the move happen.
He said: “The truth about Mario? Ask the others because I can’t say. Until January 31 everything is possible.
“A loan deal has been excluded by their directors.”
Last night Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani said: “At today’s price it’s 99.5 per cent certain that he is not coming. The stock market is closed until tomorrow.”
But just 24 hours earlier Galliani had said the deal was “99.9 per cent” dead.
And in Italy that softened stance was seen as a clear indication that Balotelli would soon join the Rossoneri.
Fifa agent Bronzetti said Mario is joining Milan in a few days.
Milan coach Max Allegri said: “Balotelli is a Manchester City player for now. If he comes, I’ll think about how to manage him.”

Mario needs to play always, just like for Italy, to feel important. That's the way to have a good behavior from him.

Risulta che Milano sia la città dove si visualizzano più video su YouPorn. Immancabili sono partiti gli sfottò (anche pesanti) da ogni parte d'Italia, da parte dei soliti sofferenti di complessi d'inferiorità, soprattutto dal solito ufficio sinistri contro: "la borghesia milanese", "i ricchi milanesi", "i lavoratori milanesi", ecc.
Hmmmm ignoranza a manetta... alcuni piccoli particolari che si sono già dimenticati? Milano città roccaforte della sinistra e dei culatùn, "governata" (battuta) da Pisapia-Pisapippa. Tra l'altro, città storicamente di immigrati italiani e stranieri, fin dalla fondazione dei Celti, il concetto di "milanese" è qualcosa di molto vago... noi milanesi veri siamo pochi.
Seconda in classifica risulta Roma... seconda a Milano persino a farsi le seghe.
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Balotelli flying to Milan

MANCHESTER - Oasis idol Mario Balotelli is all packed up and ready to join AC Milan in a £24million deal.
Frontpage of The Sun.
The Manchester City striker, 22, has given notice on his rented house in Cheshire and has also begun flying his possessions back to Milan.
His representative Mino Raiola was in Italy this week for talks over a move back to the San Siro.
City boss Roberto Mancini is now happy to see the back of a player who has caused him nothing but trouble [to be honest he was man-of-the-match @ FA Cup final and it was decisive his assist for Aguero to win the league too, he was the hero of the historic 1-6 vs United scoring the first 2 goals, etc.]. since his £22m switch from Inter in 2010.
Despite AC Milan owner Silvio Berlusconi recently calling him a ‘rotten apple’, the Italian giants still want him to spearhead their strikeforce (despite he can't play the Champions League vs Barcelona this year). Balotelli is also desperate for the move having grown disillusioned at City and homesick for Italy.
He is a lifelong AC Milan fan, despite winning the Serie A title with Inter Milan under Mancini, and it would be a dream move for him.
City will hold out for £24m but it now looks certain that his turbulent City career is almost over.
Balotelli was recently involved in a furious training ground bust-up with boss Mancini.

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Beckham & Kakà back to Milan: refused

MILAN - He always said he misses Milan and asked to come back. There are extraordinary rumours circulating that AC Milan are in talks to bring Oasis' friend David Beckham back to San Siro for the 3rd time.
The England star has already played for the Rossoneri on loan from Los Angeles Galaxy from January to June 2009 and January to June 2010, taking advantage of the MLS close season.
Beckham has now finished his career in America, winning the MLS Cup 2012 in his final match for the Galaxy.
He may be 37 years old, but there are reports in Sport Mediaset that Milan are willing to make an exception on their policy of signing only young players. After all, young players also need expert ones to learn from.
The story is already gaining traction and bookmakers in England are taking bets on Becks almost surely making a Rossoneri comeback.

Galliani said that 99.9% he's not coming... he had said the same about Ibrahimovic and Thiago Silva not going away...

Trattativa a sorpresa del Milan. Stando a quanto rivelato a Calciomercato su Premium Calcio, il club rossonero avrebbe infatti riagganciato i contatti con Beckham, ex milanista in cerca di una nuova squadra. Le parti si sarebbero incontrate e avrebbero cominciato a parlare di un possibile e clamoroso ritorno dello Spice Boy a Milanello. I giovani su cui il Milan intende puntare, hanno bisogno anche di giocatori esperti al loro fianco.

Tra Real Madrid e Kakà è rottura: la goccia che ha fatto traboccare il vaso è stata l'espulsione dopo soli 18 minuti dal suo ingresso in campo nell'ultima partita di Liga contro l'Osasuna. La dirigenza madridista vorrebbe liberarsi dell'ingaggio del brasiliano, 12 milioni di euro a stagione, anche cedendolo gratis. Il Milan segue la situazione: se Kakà si riducesse lo stipendio e arrivasse a costo zero, l'affare diverrebbe possibile.


Kakà wife said: "arivederci Milano...see you soon!"

Amei tanto nossa mini viagem, delicia! Obrigada meu amor ahahahaha
+ still not over for Mario Balotelli (shame they can't play the Champions League this year)
vai Silvio ti votiamo mwhahahahahaha

Monti attacca Berlusconi: "no ai matrimoni gay, la famiglia è fatta da un uomo e una donna"... capito Silvio?!?!??! mwhahahahaha

Bomba di mercato: Milan-Kakà, affare fatto
Il brasiliano lascia il Real Madrid e torna a San Siro

Kakà torna al Milan. Il centrocampista brasiliano è pronto a lasciare Madrid e a rientrare nel campionato italiano. La notizia trapela da fonti vicine all'ambiente rossonero. Sembra dunque superato l'ostacolo dell'ingaggio. La svolta è arrivata nelle ultime ore. Galliani mercoledì ha incontrato Bronzetti, spesso intermediario nelle trattative fra Milan e Real Madrid, e oggi ha ricevuto Gaetano e Dario Paolillo, intermediari di Kakà.
A Milanello intanto rimane sempre vivo anche l'obiettivo-Balotelli e la presenza nella sede rossonera dell'agente Raiola fa presagire un'accelerata della trattativa. Al Milan continuano ad arrivare segnali di rottura tra Supermario e il Manchester City. Pure lo sceicco Mansour si sarebbe stufato degli atteggiamenti dell'attaccante. E proprio Mino Raiola sta lavorando alacremente per spostare l'assistito in rossonero.
(TgCom24)

update:
Allegri refused Oasis' friend Beckham asking to come back. It's because he makes a kind of football based on "muscles", not on quality... But he will have to accept Kakà, a legend here.
We're the only club that can allow ourselves to refuse Beckham. Also, the only one where he had his pretty face ruined.

The British tabloids are crazy about Milan, they love to invent loads of bullshit, even Mourinho @ AC (strategy by the Special Clown to have more money from some English club).
They passed from "Milan fashion giants" even when referring to AC Milan lol, to "the slumbering Italian giants" ahahaha
"Milan, one of the world’s most successful clubs"... THE world's most successful club.

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London collections deejay set

LONDON - To celebrate our debut at the London Collections: Men line-up for Autumn Winter 2013, Beady Eye guitarist Andy Bell put together a special setlist which he mixed at the after party into the night. As you may already be aware, Andy has already DJ'd for us at party's in New York and Japan and this setlist does not disappoint.
www.prettygreenitaly.blogspot.it


'The Journey So Far' Setlist

The Rolling Stones - Jumpin' Jack Flash
Ananda Shankar - Jumpin' Jack Flash
Flying Lotus - Galaxy In Janaki
The Dave Pike Set - Mathar (The Original Indian Vibes)
No Fun - Iggy Pop
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Are You Experienced
Muddy Waters - Tom Cat
J Dilla Aka Jay Dee - Light My Fire
The Fall - Mr Pharmacist
Tame Impala - Elephant
Slim Harpo - I'm A King Bee
Public Enemy - Harder Than You Think
Flying Lotus - Melt!
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Castles Made Of Sand
Junior Kimbrough - I Gotta Try You Girl
J Dilla - Waves
Timothy J. Fairplay - Sleighride (Andrew Weatherall Remix)
Apiento - The Orange Place
Genius / Gza - I Gotcha Back/B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
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Mario Balotelli @ AC Italian giants

MANCHESTER - Mario @ Milan on the frontpage of all the British tabloids. Noel Gallagher's idol Silvio Berlusconi ("only a rich politican is a good politician") on top form for the elections last night @ tv fight, "playing away". He was like "the stranger entering the saloon and nobody shot him".
For years constantly linked to AC Milan, Man City are expecting Italian giants to make a bid for Noel Gallagher's idol Mario Balotelli (too many idols, Noel's lack of personality) — despite branding him ‘a rotten apple’. Doubting Mario is a real man, the comment from owner Silvio Berlusconi seemed to put an end to a move back home to Italy. But it was probably a strategy, in fact last month he admitted he likes him very much.
The Oasis-style bad boy, who turned up at the training ground with a new bleached blond hairdo, is a lifelong AC Milan supporter — despite playing the Serie A with Inter Milan, despite singing AC Milan songs inside Inter changing rooms, lol, and wearing an AC Milan jersey, lol.
Last week he had a bust-up with Mancini on the training pitch after a reckless tackle on team-mate Scott Sinclair.
Despite his public claims to the contrary, Roberto is willing to get shot of Balotelli, his patience having been pushed to the limit by Mario.
Many at Manchester City want rid of the troublesome striker, they know they face a battle to offload the wayward 22-year-old for anywhere near his £20million valuation but it is understood the San Siro club is keen to make something happen if they can free up space in their squad. City accept they will not get back what they paid for Balotelli, but are looking for at least £15m.

Come al solito gli onestoni dell'Inter non conoscono i regolamenti: il "diritto di prelazione" non è consentito dal regolamento. E' una chiara manovra di disturbo che fa solo sembrare Mario più vicino al Milan.
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Liam: new album is as good as Oasis

LONDON - Noel Gallagher always said Be Here Now was a bad album, of course Liam and all the fans have a different opinion.
"Beady Eye's new record is what Oasis should have made after (What's The Story) Morning Glory?" Liam says, although unlike brother Noel, declines to criticise Be Here Now, saying that he is still proud of that album.
"I'm not saying it's better than Be Here Now or it's going to be this or that - I love Be Here Now.
Beady Eye are working with the TV On The Radio musician Dave Sitek on a new album and Liam is impressed at how fearless the producer is.
Liam explained: ''I don't know fuck all about him, I didn't want to know anything about him, I just wanted to know he was up for it. I'm not blowing smoke up his arse... He's the best producer I've ever worked with, ever.
''His eyes are wide open, he's got no fear. We feel like a fucking new band. He's out there, man. To me, he's a fucking outlaw. He's got no fear, man, and he's right up for ripping everything into pieces and experimenting.''
Beady Eye - which also includes Chris Sharrock, Gem Archer and Andy Bell - plan to take their music to a new level on their second album and while established fans may be surprised by the changes in sound, Liam's only aim is to make a ''great record''.
''That's not me dissing fans: I do what I want for everyone, not just them. If we pick 'em up, we pick 'em up. If we lose 'em, we lose 'em. That's not the point.
''That's not what I'm doing it for. I'm doing it do make a fucking great record, so that I can sleep at night. Maybe the average Joe might go, 'Ohhh, no'. People don't like fucking change. I don't like fucking change! But you gotta do it sometimes.''
Gem: "We've been through something, all of us, and now we've had seven months to... I would never say 'reinvent', I wouldn't want to be that crass, but just have a look around the room, you know? And then this stuff comes out. And once you start building on the stuff, it becomes its own thing, rather then 'Oh we've gotta go and play this live'. That is absolutely not the point any more."
The album could be released around May 2013.
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interview with Liam @ London collections

LONDON - We always knew that he wasn't just all mouth and no (paisley) trousers. From a handful of T-shirts in 2009 to a fully blown fashion label with stores in London, Glasgow and Tokyo, Liam Gallagher's Pretty Green label has come a long way in three (four) short years. To celebrate, he staged a star studded presentation at The Arts Club on London's Dover Street, including the new face of the label Jesse Wood. In between admiring the parka-heavy autumn/winter 2013 collection we asked the Beady Eye front man about dressing sports personalities, Sid James wardrobe and why his worst dressed man isn't Noel, despite he always wears the same uncool clothes.

You presented to Bradley Wiggins at the GQ Awards. If he asked you for something from the Pretty Green collection, what would you dress him in?

Liam: Some really fucking extra, extra small stuff or something made out of lycra. He looks good in a suit so I'd give him a few of those, man. Whatever he wants he can have.

When you launched the store in Japan, was there anything the fans out there were particularly "mad for"?

Anything with a Union Jack on it. I'm not the sort of guy that goes round with a fucking clipboard asking, "What the fuck did you buy?" It was purposefully designed for those guys, we changed all the fits and sizes for them to create a 46 piece capsule collection of things you can't buy over here.

Paul Weller has previously told us he never gave you any advice on clothes. Have you ever given him any advice on how to dress?

Nah, the man's a legend. He looks cool whether he's in something I'd wear or not. You can tell the guy spends a bit of time getting ready and that's got to be admired. Same with me, you know what I mean? It might come out a bit more dishevelled on me, but a lot of work goes into looking this dishevelled!

What item are you most excited about in the autumn/winter 13 collection?

Black Label's where I'm at. I don't wear much colour or many logos so black's the key for me. I especially like the leather bomber jacket for next season.

Any chance Pretty Green will do black tie anytime soon?

Why not, man? We're not a one trick pony. There's this dinner jacket Sid James wears in Carry On Camping: a leopard print blazer with satin lapels. I'd like something like that. It's not all about baggy jeans in my wardrobe.

Who would you say is your worst dressed man?

Nigel Grant [brand director at Pretty Green]. What basically happens is he'll put something on and we'll say "Never fucking design anything like that".
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Liam: the world's our oyster

LONDON - Exclusive: also NOEL Gallagher was @ Pretty Green collection. You can recognise him from the jeans (always the same) and the heel (while singing in feminine falsetto), you know, he needs heels 'cause he's "shorter than Prince" ahahaha (as Liam says), rolling around in the rubbish of his Oasis covers and recycled "new " songs... (not even written by Noel, as Gem said).
Numerous rockstars flocked to launch of Liam Gallagher's Pretty Green London Collections: Men's Autumn/Winter 2013 on January 7th at The Arts Club and he certainly seemed to be in celebratory mode. He was spotted in his usual indie get-up with a black jacket and jeans, decidedly avoiding the opportunity to don a smart suit on the red carpet. On the other hand, he wasn't the only one - his longtime bandmate Gem Archer, who joined him in his band Beady Eye after Oasis, wore an identical jacket and their friend Kasabian frontman Tom Meighan favoured very similar style shoes. Andy Bell, also from Beady Eye, attended though looked distinctly smarter.
Gallagher's wife Nicole Appleton from All Saints was also at the event showing her support for her fashion designer husband. Aside from the new collection, he has several ventures for Pretty Green he wants to concentrate on in 2013 including a range of eyewear and bags to add to the business in its fourth year of running. 'We're looking into accessories heavily, having dabbled in footwear', he said at the launch. 'The world's our oyster really, we'd like to think. There's the opportunity to grow into what we want.'
BBC Radio 1 presenter Fearne Cotton was another guest at the launch, heavily pregnant and supported by her boyfriend Jesse Wood, the son of Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood. Despite being on maternity leave, she took a break from resting to attend the event and looked 'pretty green' in a patterned turquoise and black minidress teamed with leopard print ankle boots that cleverly took the attention away from her bump. Though, as a fashion designer herself, you can hardly blame her for knowing all the tricks of the trade.
Liam Howlett from The Prodigy paid tribute to the label with a thin green scarf while his wife Natalie Appleton (also from All Saints and sister of Nicole) turned heads in a net top and tight leather pants. It certainly wasn't a night for conventional red carpet glamour but was dazzling nonetheless. The range of different styles donned by the evening's celebs went some way to prove a point Gallagher made about his clothing not fitting into one category, as inspiration seems to be everywhere. 'People might say it is but we didn't set out to create a Mod label', he insisted. 'It's music, from the Sixties and Seventies.'
'The Inbetweeners' star James Buckley was also in attendance looking chipper as usual. He hung up his role as the egocentric though secretly insecure character of Jay from the British comedy series in 2011 following a three series run and a closing movie. In November last year (2012) he married his long-term girlfriend Clair Meek at Dundas Castle in Scotland and the pair have a 14 month old son together named Harrison. Whether he's named after Blake Harrison, the actor who played Jay's best friend in the series, is unknown though we'd sort of like that to be the case.
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Beady Eye @ London Collections

LONDON - In Oasis's heyday a call going out to a brass band to join a studio session would have been a sign the drug threshold had been reached.
But Liam Gallagher insists his new band Beady Eye are willing to do things a bit differently on their second album in a quest for more rock’n’roll success.
Last week he had a pop at Mumford & Sons for looking like they might have nits — but the brass section isn’t a sign he’s joining a colliery band.
Speaking at the launch of his new fashion range for Pretty Green, he said: “We’ve gone for the full Pink Floyd trip, man.
“There’s the psychedelic stuff and then the rock’n’roll bangers.
“Our producer Dave called up our manager and told him to get a brass band round sharpish one day.
“If it makes it a better record, I’m having it man. I’m buzzing for it. It’s going to blow people’s minds.”
It was a brave move getting Dave Sitek on board. He’s in a band called Tv On The Radio and produced Foals and Yeah Yeah Yeahs records.
They are the kind of characters you might expect to be mingling with the Derek Zoolander fashion crowd with ironic facial hair.
But Liam and his team have done the business slipping into the fashion world over the last four or five years — and they are cashing in.
Pretty Green unveiled the new face of their brand, Jesse Wood, the guitarist son of Rolling Stones Ronnie Wood.
He’s a top bloke and a great shout for the brand.
He brought his heavily preggers missus Fearne Cotton along, but they did the back door shuffle when her feet couldn’t take any more.
Inbetweeners hero James Buckley was in his element, too.
The actor, who owns so much he must keep Liam’s label ticking over, joked that he was trying to steal some threads.
He tweeted: “Tried to walk out with those suit jackets.”
Speaking about being newly married to Scottish girlfriend Clair Meek, he said: “My father-in-law came over to me at the wedding and said, ‘Don’t you ever be doing a Scottish accent in any films now, you hear me?’ I got the message loud and clear.”
Kasabian’s Tom Meighan was out for the night too.
And being out for the night, he’s probably still going as you read this.


Wow I noticed again you should name the media darling "Noel Gallagher" to have more people reading... as if I cared. We can only talk shit about the shit he is. His fans continue visiting this site... says a lot about them, passive anal Noel fans, insulted by his idol.
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Noel's fankids worship his shit


LONDON - Tremeloes, Silence is golden... number 1 when Noel was born... it was the year..like.. 1947, lol. 
he should learn from this and finally shut the fuck up.
Here he is with the cows he throws stuff at. Amazing that it's a 2005 image, predicting the 2012 "news" about the media darling telling his stories about cows. The arse licker singing in falsetto is now sucking dicks.



Slade, Weer all crazee now... number 1 when Liam was born... 



Bee Gees, Saturday night fever... number 1 when I was born, lol. Beady Eye love Bee Gees (they were also in Liam & Andy's compilation). 
starring Italian origins John Travolta, 0:48 feat. a poster of Rocky Balboa Stallone the Italian stallion.
1:18 feat. threesomes, lol


Bee Gees, How deep is your love... another number one when I was born... also, Stayin' Alive



Bee Gees, Stayin' alive... another number one when I was born.
Noel, 3:33 THIS is a solo artist, not the Low Lying Turds



Take That, How deep is your love (cover), number 1 when Noel's blinded fankids were born...
whatever they say, they're not reliable... if you show them a piece of shit and say it's by Noel Gallagher, they worship it. They would even eat it... they do eat all the shit he says. It's coprophagy... mangiamerda.
And they're still visiting this website, 'cause they love people treating them bad... just like Noel insulting them. Says a lot about them...
This was another script for you Liam
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Boateng please go away!

MILAN - A few drunk people from the countryside shout "uh uh" to Boateng (it wasn't even racism but idiocy) and (as if there wasn't racism in other countries) he's considering to go away from Italy. Yes please! another lazy fuck as Pato (and Sneijder) doing nothing for years, getting millions to stay with another dancer and use Twitter. Racism sounds like an excuse for his poor performances... its' like saying: a few people steal something so everybody is a thief.
At least something positive from this thing: Boateng fucking off.
Besides, that means not knowing Italy, historically anti-racist country.
The only time we lost with Germany, it was because we were allies ahaha
dunno why "lazy fuck" and "excuses" remind me of a certain someone... Noel Gallagher, the poor victim.

Quattro ubriachi di provincia fanno "uh uh" a Boateng (non era neanche razzismo ma idiozia) e (come se in altri paesi non esistesse il razzismo) lui sta pensando di andare via dall'Italia. Ma magari! un altro scansafatiche come Pato (e Sneijder) che non sta facendo nulla da tempo, guadagnando milioni per stare con un'altra velina e usare Twitter. Il razzismo suona come una scusa per il suo rendimento scarso... è come dire: alcuni rubano qualcosa quindi tutti sono ladri.
Almeno qualcosa di positivo da questa roba: Boateng fuori cal cazzo.
Tra l'altro, significa non conoscere l'Italia, paese storicamente antirazzista.
L'unica volta che abbiamo perso con la Germania, è perchè eravamo alleati ahaha
non so perchè "pigro del cazzo" e "scuse" mi ricordano una certa persona... Noel Gallagher, la povera vittima.

10 gennaio: è venuta oggi a galla la verità sui "cori razzisti"... voleva l'aumento dei milioni che già prende, per non fare niente. Meno male che ieri gli juventini hanno insultato Melissa Satta per tutta la partita, così il Boa se ne va fuori dalle cosiddette... Lo deridavano anche cantando "Boateng togliti la maglia"... non il massimo da una tifoseria già famosa per episodi di razzismo (Balotelli, ecc.)


Here is the reason why it wasn't racism but idiocy. If you're a football fan you know it.
This is the MAN's brain. Apart from sex, another big area is "calcio" (football) and strictly connected to it: "ricerca dei pericoli" (research of dangers). There are some moments at the stadium when (also because one is bored or because wants to be a protagonist), as we say "scatta l'ignoranza" (ignorance is switched on).
We had season tickets for years so we know it well.
The worst thing I've ever done was to throw a sandwich lol, but of course it didn't hurt anyone. We were laughing, 'cause when it was flying in the air, the ham "landed" on the neck of a person, the cheese on another one, etc. ahahaha My purpose was to throw it on the pitch, but that day we were very far from it. The people were angry because they thought it was an injustice that the referee sent off a player. Of course when we came back home and saw it on tv, it was right to send him off.
Of course Noel Gallagher was always proud to be a hooligan (and proud to be ignorant), but Tony told the truth in his book: the first and only one time Noel tried to be a hooligan, he ran away immediately. Classic Noel, the scaredy cat.

Another big area in Noel's brain is "ghiandola delle scuse poco convincenti"... unconvincing excuses...
An area that is not developed in Noel's brain is "centro di consapevolezza della propria superiorità alla guida"... awareness of superiority when driving... That's why he's probably a woman. On Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto.
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Pro provincialismo, Balotelli, Pato

BUSTO ARISIZIO - Sospesa dopo 27 minuti. L'amichevole tra Pro Patria (chiiii?) e Milan è stata interrotta in seguito ai cori razzisti intonati da qualche ubriacone di provincia della tifoseria della squadra di Seconda Divisione (eeeeehhh??! ahahaha). Dopo gli insulti rivolti ad Emanuelson, El Shaarawy, Niang, Muntari e Boateng, la squadra rossonera ha richiamato l'attenzione dell'arbitro, e, dopo l'ennesimo episodio di razzismo Boateng si è sfilato la maglia e ha abbandonato il campo, seguito subito da tutti i compagni. Assolutamente da ripetere quando succede anche in campionato. L'interista Ravaioli ha minimizzato l'accaduto, addirittura incolpando il Milan. Tipico dal basso della sua poca intelligenza.
Come le violenze dei "tifosi" della Roma, sempre contro il Milan. Ovvio, quelli sono complessati coi complessi d'inferiorità verso il Milan.
E' anche per queste cose che Mario non è tornato in questi anni, essendogli già successo dai tifosi della Juventus e insultato dai suoi stessi tifosi dell'Inter per aver sbagliato un passaggio (Mourinho: figlio di puttana! ...class. Ovvio che poi Mario minimo butta la maglia). Solo il più grande coglione, di nome Ciccio Totti, poteva addirittura arrivare a prendere a calci Balotelli con milioni di persone a guardare... coglione del secolo. L'Ignoranza in persona. Oh toh, di Roma, guarda caso. Un altro che lo faceva era un altro intelligentone: Materazzi.
Dopo il rientro negli spogliatoi da parte dei giocatori rossoneri, la partita è poi stata definitivamente sospesa.
Per la prima volta in Italia (ci si era andati vicino coi cori razzisti dei tifosi dell'Inter contro Zoro, imbecilli sia in trasferta che poi in casa). I giocatori rossoneri si sono rifiutati di rientrare in campo in segno di protesta contro i cori razzisti. A nulla sono serviti i tentativi dei giocatori della squadra di Seconda Divisione, che hanno tentato di parlare coi tifosi per far riprendere la partita.
Massimo Ambrosini spiega la decisione della squadra di non rientrare sul campo dopo la sospensione della gara: "Dispiace molto per tutte le persone che erano allo stadio ma andava dato un segnale forte. Il Milan si impegnerà a tornare a Busto Arsizio - ha aggiunto il capitano - soprattutto per i bambini e le persone che non hanno nulla a che fare con il razzismo. Non era giusto continuare a giocare, impossibile riprendere con un clima del genere".
Anche il tecnico del Milan, Massimiliano Allegri, ha commentato il brutto episodio: ''Ritirarci era la scelta giusta di fronte a una cosa come questa. Bisogna smetterla con questi gesti incivili. L'Italia, il Paese deve migliorare e diventare più educato e più intelligente. Abbiamo promesso che torneremo a giocare con la Pro Patria per tutte quelle persone che erano qui per vedere la partita, ma oggi dovevamo dare un segnale forte, deve essere un esempio per tutti."
All'uscita sono stati fotografati, schedati tutti i tifosi...

Il presidente della Pro Patria, Pietro Vavassori è intervenuto per commentare l'episodio di razzismo avvenuto nell'amichevole: "Sono state isolate quelle persone che hanno effettuato i cori razzisti. Ci tengo a precisare che non sono persone che non vediamo allo stadio [epidosi simili però sono già successi lì], ma che hanno voluto utilizzare l'evento per rovinare la festa. Noi come società potevamo fare poco". Il presidente ha poi commentato la decisione del Milan, di non scendere in campo: "E' comprensibile, molti dei giocatori non hanno voluto giocare perché erano turbati dall'episodio". Per difendere quindici pirla, ha poi incolpato Boateng per aver calciato il pallone (famoso oggetto contundente) verso i tifosi.


friendly game for the first time in Italy interrupted, by AC Milan, because of racism towards Milan players. Usual inferiority complexes towards Milan


fight: meanwhile, Balotelli argued with Mancini, he's ready to join his favourite AC Milan

ore 22:01
‎"A.C. Milan comunica di aver ceduto a titolo definitivo Alexandre Pato al Corinthians Sporting Club."
noooooooooooooo mwhahahahahaha
(it's official: Milan sold Pato back to Brazil) a firmare il contratto si sarà fratturato la mano... (he signed the contract: broken hand)
yessssssssss best news for the star of the year. Pato fucked off. And when he gets here, could he fuck off even more.
23 years old, sold for 15 million €uros when he could easily be worth at least 50, gone back to Brazil as footballers usually do... when they're 38.
Easy life and got "injured": 75 times, he can't even stand on his feet.
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God Noel hates Oasis

LONDON - see, I had said Noel is an idiot and Liam then said Noel is an idiot. I should stop writing scripts for him, he could become too powerful. Like Noel belonging to the illuminati.
Noel Gallagher has faith he will end up in Heaven — because he believes God loves Oasis. Too bad God Noel hates Oasis, leaving them 3 times and repeating a thousand times for the media that he wants no reunion "not even for starving children". And, Oasis was LIAM's band, forming the band, giving the name, being the frontman, singer, icon, etc. heart and soul.
The rocker (?! God Noel said Noel is not making rock anymore) has already written his Pearly Gates speech to persuade St Peter to overlook the catalogue of sex, drugs and rock’n’roll sins he’s racked up.
Dad-of-3 (and still getting drunk) Noel, 45, said: “I’d say, ‘You’ve heard Don’t Look Back In Anger?’, and they’d say, ‘Of course’. I’d say, ‘Look it’s me, let us in. I can play you a tune. I robbed some stuff (some like: he's the man who is still paying the most money for copying), I took a lot of drugs, but I’m all right’.” (not really, he's sick... months with glandular fever... must be the Aids he had wished Blur to catch... or one of the excuses for not reforming Oasis, "in 2015 I could have a cancer").
But Noel could face some awkward questions at Heaven’s gate. He once echoed John Lennon’s “Beatles are more important than Christ” claim (too bad Noel said Lennon was an idiot) by saying Oasis were bigger than God (he had said "bigger than the Beatles", yeeeesss). When he picked up the Godlike Genius gong at last year’s NME awards (award, only one, without people voting) he said: “I accept I am a genius, just like God.”
And when asked about the lyrics to 1997 hit D’You Know What I Mean? — which include “I met my maker, and I made him cry” — Noel said: “On Judgement Day, if there ever is one, I’ll have a few things to say to Him.”
But Noel believes his “real-life angel” missus Sara McDonald, 40 (?! according to the tabloids, it's 3 years she's 39...should be 42), will be straight in.
The High Flying Birds frontman (?! ahahaha frontman...and they disbanded) added: “She’s not a heavenly body. I can touch her and I do regularly and it’s great — for me, not for her.”
"Real-life angel" because she made Oasis split up...
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Gem: Liam's truly on form

LONDON - More on Beady Eye new album. Gem: "We've had a few mates in, there's been the sound of jaws dropping."
Liam: "We tend to work 12 to 12. Maybe have a drink at the weekend. But there's a lot of sage being burnt.   keep out them evil spirits. That's Dave - you know what Americans are like. Scaredy cats aren't they? it smells nice though."
Gem: "It's broader, wider, deeper. It's not stripped-down rock 'n' roll, that's for sure. The constant is Liam's voice and he's truly on form. He sounding outrageous."
Producer Dave Sitek on Liam's voice: "It's unreal. When you can just turn on a microphone and do nothing to the vocals and you're like, that sounds like a goddam record! It's one of those. It's rock band instrumentation, but it's used in a different way. There's a lot of slowed-down and sped-up and outer space. It's trippy. The Strength of the songs is so high that we got to be real playfull."
The album features some unusual instrumentation - including celeste, plus cymbals played with a violin bow.

Noel Gallagher hasn't "lit up the world" with his solo material, according to his brother Liam.
Noel has made disparaging remarks about Beady Eye's success in public, with Liam unsure why he feels able to point the finger.
"I tell you fucking what, we've all got a lot of graft to do, d'you know what I mean? Him too," Liam fumed. "He's sold a fucking few records, why wouldn't he sell records, he was the main songwriter of Oasis but he certainly hasn't fucking lit up the world."
Liam still harbours some animosity towards his brother for the way Oasis ended. Liam finds is hard to support his brother's new venture after what happened.
"Was I pleased for him [when he released his album]? What, for splitting up my fucking band? I'm not pleased for him, no," Liam said.
"I hope he's fucking happy but he doesn't look it. And he won't be happy when he hears we've done an out-there record that we're actually gonna fucking release before him. With our out-there record, you're gonna hear it next year, with his out-there record, you'll never hear it."
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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