1-6 dedicated to the jinx Noel Gallagher, poor City fan

DUBLIN - Nice shoes lol. Always the same (dirty) shoes, shoes of a bricklayer. Oh but it's because he was "working class" eh... with millions in the bank. As Liam says, "Noel is a poor City fan, a scaredy cat", who didn't even attend the win of the first trophy in 35 years. This time Noel said he wanted City to draw and that we don't win the league. What a jinx. 1-6 dedicated to him. At the "first" gig he still had to play 9 (NINE) Oasis songs, and even "Mucky fingers", terrible song. Boring. Beady Eye don't have to. Noel is afraid of failing.
And, didn't he say that he was not going to talk during the gigs, and didn't want anybody to talk to him, blah blah more lies, he was continuously talking.
And, didn't he say he was not going to perform songs that were linked to Liam... here we go: Wonderwall, Supersonic and somehow also It's good to be free, as it was sung by Liam... I think the "Ryan Adams version" by Noel is utter shite, as Don't look back in anger without Gem guitar solo.

Noel has admitted he hates Manchester United but still reckons they will win their 20th title this season.
Gallagher, 44, told french channel Canal Plus (ah if you tell to french channels...) that he detests arch-rivals United, their ground and boss Sir Alex Ferguson.
But despite City being two points in front of United (now +5) going into today’s big city derby, Gallagher does not think Roberto Mancini’s side can lift the title this term.
Talking about his loathing of the Red Devils, the former Oasis star said: “I hate them and cannot stand them, their ground or their manager.
“It’s a hatred that steadily grows. I hate them more than yesterday.”
(why hating so much? City is the one with money now... This is as when he was proud of being a ex-hooligan... I found a similar Noel fan the other day, complete idiot, proud to be violent, West Ham fan of course... as when Noel said "why don't you go and support West Ham and become a football hooligan"...).
Despite the fact City are nip and tuck in the race for the Premier League, Gallagher does not think the trophy will be heading to the Etihad Stadium this season.
He said: “I want a draw in the match at Old Trafford because if we win the press will elect us as champions already and that brings all kinds of pressure.
“We won’t win the title, we’ll finish second, but next year, yeah.”

Just fuck off Noel (you know: this is love, lol), and I don't believe the press would elect City as champions, they always just hate City and will keep throwing shit.

Shock! Horror! And other stuff. Yup folks. Manchester City stuffed Manchester United 1-6, at home yesterday. Nice. Such was the sheer joy amongst hardcore City fans that Noel almost cracked a smile outside his Dublin hotel... We said almost...
With his Man City scarf proudly wrapped around his neck the ex Oasis guitarist emerged from his City Centre hotel yesterday after watching his team batter-the-bleeding-bollix outta their arch rivals Man Utd... 1-6... Ouch.
Our Noel was on his way to his solo singer sound check over at The Olympia as he left hotel and mixed with fans. We were expecting him to come out with his top over his head with 'Up Yours Fergie!' daubed across his belly. Alas, a slight wee smile is all we got. Those Mancs eh?
In other news, Noel Gallagher's solo debut 'High Flying Birds' has gone straight to number one in the UK... Yup. Still no smiles.