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  • bands: Oasis, Beady Eye, Led Zeppelin
  • musicians: Jimmy Page, Ennio Morricone
  • singers: Liam Gallagher, Luciano Pavarotti
  • albums: Houses of the Holy, What's the Story Morning Glory, BE
  • songs: Rain song, Rockin' chair (by the Griffiths), Stay young (dickhead Noel hates it), In the bubble with a bullet
  • clubs: AC Milan, Italy, England
  • players: Paolo Maldini, Mario Balotelli, Pippo Inzaghi, Marco Van Basten, Mark Lenders
  • F1 car: McLaren
  • drivers: Jenson Button, A. Senna
  • clothes: Italian fashion, Pretty Green
  • poet: William Shakespeare
  • books: Look back in anger (theatre), Oasis: the truth
  • historical character: Horatio Nelson
  • films: Quadrophenia, Zabriskie Point, Blow-up
  • director: A. Hitchcock
  • artists: S. Dali, Leonardo Da Vinci, L.S. Lowry, Milan Futurism artists
  • philosopher: A. Schopenhauer
  • place: Minorca island
  • food: Italian
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England flag = Milan flag, English lion = Venice Saint Marco lion

in history, City 2nd shirt so similar to Milan one :)

Oasis gigography

Oasis founder Liam gives the name Oasis (having seen a poster of the Inspiral Carpets in Liam's bedroom)

without Noel:

1991


Boardwalk - Manchester (England, Great Britain, UK) - 18th August - supporting Sweet Jesus

1992

Polytechnic - Dartford - 19th April
Hippodrome - Oldham - 20th April - supporting Revenge
Club 57 - Oldham - 5th May - supporting The Ya Ya's
Boardwalk - Manchester - 14th July (bootleg)
Boardwalk - Manchester - 19th August
The Venue - Manchester - 13th September
Boardwalk - Manchester - 22nd November - supporting The Cherries

1993

Boardwalk - Manchester - 5th January - supporting The Essence
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st March
Krazy House - Liverpool - 1st April
Boardwalk - Manchester - 1st May
King Tut's - Glasgow - 31st May - supporting 18 Wheeler (when Alan McGee discovered them, many posts, also here)
Manchester University - Manchester - 1st June
La Bateu - Liverpool - 1st July
Boardwalk - Manchester - 3rd July
Duchess - Leeds - 11th September
Canal Bar - Manchester - 14th September
(Hit the North - Radio 5 -15th September bootleg)
Manchester University - Manchester - 7th October - supporting Liz Phair
Manchester University - Manchester - 14th October - supporting Milltown Brothers
Keele University - Keele - 27th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th October - supporting BMX Bandits
Wherehouse - Derby - 1st November - supporting BMX Bandits
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 3rd November - supporting BMX Bandits
Powerhaus - London - 4th November
Sheffield University - Sheffield - 28th November - supporting CNN
Institute - Birminham - 1st December - supporting St. Ettienne
Plaza - Glasgow - 2nd December - supporting St. Ettienne
Warwick University - Warwick - 4th December
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 8th December - supporting The Verve
Manchester University - Manchester - 9th December - supporting The Verve
Cathouse - Glasgow - 10th December - supporting The Verve
The Mill - Preston - 11th December - supporting The Verve
Riverside - Newcastle - 13th December - supporting The Verve
Kings Hall - Bradford - 14th December - supporting The Verve
Krazy House - Liverpool - 16th December - supporting Real People

1994

Water Rats - London - 27th January
Gleneagles - Scotland - 6th February
Angel - Bedford - 23rd March
100 Club - London - 24th March
Forum - Tunbridge Wells - 26th March
Polytechnic - Oxford - 27th March
Jug Of Ale - Birminham - 28th March
Joiners - Southhampton - 29th March
Fleece & Firkin - Bristol - 30th March
Moles - Bath - 31st March
Lucifers Mill - Dundee - 5th April
La Belle Angel - Edinburgh - 6th April
Tramway -Glasgow - 7th April
Arena - Middlesborough - 8th April
Wheatsheaf - Stoke - 11th April
Duchess - Leeds - 12th April
Lomax - Liverpool - 13th April
Adelphi - Hull - 29th April
University - Coventry - 30th April
Wedgewood Rooms - Portsmouth - 2nd May
Tj's - Newport - 3rd May
Wherehouse - Derby - 4th May
Charlotte - Leicester - 6th May
Old Trout - Windsor - 7th May
Roadmenders - Northhampton - 8th May
Army And Navy - Chelmsford - 10th May
Boat Race - Cambridge - 11th May
New Cross - London - 13th May
Leadmill - Sheffield - 14th May
Edwards 8 - Birminham - 1st June
University - Cardiff - 2nd June
Island - Ilford - 3rd June
Albert Hall - London - 4th June
Arts Centre - Norwich - 6th June
Marquee - Manchester - 8th June
University - Manchester - 9th June
Avenham Park Festival - Preston - 11th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 12th June
Cathouse - Glasgow - 13th June
Erotika - Paris (france) - 16th June
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 18th June (interview)
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 26th June
Wetlands - New York - 21st July
T In The Park Festival - Hamilton - 31st July
Riverside - Newcastle - 9th August
Irish Centre - Leeds - 10th August
Wulfrun Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th August
Hultsfreds Festival - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 13th August (bootleg+interview)
Rock City - Nottingham - 15th August
Forum - London - 16th August
Astoria - London - 18th August
(Borderline - London - 21th August - secret gig)
Lowlands Festival - Netherlands - 28th August
Tivoli - Buckley - 31st August
Gino - Stockholm (Sweden) - 2nd September
Limelight - Belfast - 4th September
Hacienda - Manchester - 5th September
Logo - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th September
Arena - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 9th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 13th September
Quattro - Tokyo (Japan) - 14th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 15th September
Quattro - Toyko (Japan) - 16th September
Quattro - Osaka (Japan) - 18th September
Quattro - Nagoya (Japan) - 19th September
Moe's - Seattle WA (USA) - 23rd September
Satyricon - Portland OR (USA) - 24th September
Bottom Of The Hill - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th September
Melarky's - Sacramento CA (USA) - 27th September
Noel leaves the band for the first time

Uptown Bar - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 14th October
Metro - Chicago IL (USA) - 15th October
St Andrews Hall - Detroit MI (USA) 16th October
Grog Shop - Cleveland OH (USA) - 18th October
Lee's Place - Toronto (Canada) - 19th October
Local 186 - Allston MA (USA) - 21st October
Met Cafe - Providence RI (USA) - 22nd October
JC Dobbs - Philadelphia (USA) - 23rd October
9:30 Club - Washington DC (USA) - 26th October
Maxwell's - Hoboken NJ (USA) - 28th October
Wetlands - New York (USA) - 29th October
La Cigale - Paris (france) - 4th November
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 5th November
Theatre Du Moulin - Marseille (france) - 6th November
Palladium - Stockholm (Sweden) - 16th November
Cue Club - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 17th November
Dairy - Lund (Sweden) - 18th November
Loft - Berlin (Germany) - 20th November
Markthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 21st November
Batchkapp - Frankfurt (Germany) - 23rd November
Luxor - Cologne (Germany) - 24th November
Paradiso - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 25th November
Zeche Carl - Essen (Germany) - 27th November
Botanieve - Brussels (Belgium) - 28th November
Guildhall - Southampton - 30th November
Octagon - Sheffield - 1st December
Corn Exchange - Cambridge 4th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 7th December
Civic Hall - Wolverhampton - 11th December
Astoria - Cardiff - 12th December
Hammersmith Palais - London - 13th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 17th December
Academy - Manchester - 18th December
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 27th December
(East Wing) Centre - Brighton - 29th December
Town Hall - Middlesbrough - 30th December

1995

DV8 - Seattle WA (USA) - 28th January
Commodore Ballroom - Vancouver (Canada) - 29th January
Roseland Theatre - Portland OR (USA) - 30th Janurary
Fillmore - San Francisco (USA) - 1st February
The Palace - Hollywood CA (USA) - 3rd February
SOMA Live - San Diego CA (USA) - 4th February
Nile Theatre - Mesa AZ - 5th February
Bar & Grill - Salt Lake City UT (USA) - 7th February
Bluebeard Theatre - Denver CP (USA) - 9th February
Deep Ellum Live - Dallas TX (USA) - 11th February
Liberty Lunch - Austin TX (USA) - 12th February
Urban Art Bar - Houston TX (USA) - 13th February
New Daisy Theatre - Memphis TN (USA) - 15th February
Cat's Cradle - Carrboro NC (USA) - 17th February
Masquerade - Atlanta GA (USA) - 18th February
Stone Pony - Ashbury Park NJ (USA) - 3rd March
Wust Music Hall - Washington DC (USA) - 4th March
The Abyss - Virginia Beach VA (USA) - 5th March
Theatre Of Living Arts - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 7th March
The Academy - New York NY (USA) - 8th March
Lopo's - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Avalon - Boston MA (USA) - 11th March
Club Soda - Montreal (Canada) - 12th March
Phoenix Theatre - Toronto (Canada) - 14th March
The Odeon - Cleveland OH (USA) - 15th March
St Andrews - Detroit MI (USA) - 16th March
Tyndale Armory - Indianapolis (USA) - 18th March
Vic Theatre - Chicago IL (USA) - 19th March
Orbit Room - Grand Rapids MI (USA) - 20th March
First Ave - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 24th March
Rave At Eagles Milwaukee WI (USA) - 25th March
Cliffs Pavillion - Southend - 17th April
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 20th April
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd April
Pavillion - Bath - 22nd June
Glastonbury Festival - Somerset - 23rd June
Roskilde Festival - Denmark - 30th June
Rolling Stone - Milan (Italy) 3rd July
Fauvier festival - Lyon (france) - 5th July
Out In The Green Festival - Frauenfeld (Switzerland) - 7th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (france) - 8th July
Badesee - Duren (Germany) - 9th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 14th July
Beach Park - Irvine Beach - 15th July
Plaza De Toros De Las Ventus - Madrid (Spain) - 18th July
Zeebruggers Beach Festival - Belgium - 21st July
Slane Castle - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd July
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 21st August
Kawasaki Club - Citta (Japan) - 22nd August
Liquid Room - Toyko (Japan) - 23rd August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 25th August
Garden Hall - Toyko (Japan) - 26th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 28th August
Imperial Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 29th August
Empress Ballroom - Blackpool - 2nd October
Trentham Gardens - Stoke - 3rd October
International Centre - Bournemouth - 5th October
Leisure Centre - Gloucester - 6th October
Hammerjack's - Baltimore MD (USA) - 10th October
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th October
Tuxedo Junctions - Danbury CT (USA) - 13th October
The Orpheum - Boston MA (USA) - 14th October
Metropol - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 16th October
La Luna - Brussels (Belgium) - 31st October
Earls Court - London - 4th November
Earls Court - London - 5th November
Zenith - Paris (france) - 7th November
Grosse Freiheit - Mamburg (Germany) - 10th November
Live Music Hall - Koln (Germany) - 12th November
Trocardiere - Nantes (france) - 14th November
Aeronef - Lille (france) - 15th November
Granby Hall - Leicester - 17th November
Annexet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 20th November
KB Hallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th November
NYMEX Arena - Manchester - 26th November
KNDD Holiday Festival - Seattle WA (USA) - 2nd December
WHFS Holiday Festival - Washington DC (USA) - 7th December
Q101 Holiday Festival - Chicago IL (USA) - 8th December
KEGE Holiday Festival - Minneapolis (USA) - 9th December
Liberty Warehouse - Toronto (Canada) - 13th December
Live 105 Holiday Festival - San Francisco CA (USA) - 15th December
KOME Holiday Festival - San Jose CA (USA) - 16th December
KROQ Holiday Festival - Los Angeles CA - 18th December
Viper Room - Hollywood CA (USA) - 19th December

1996

Music Centre - Utrecht - 10th January
Munich (Germany) - 12th January
Huxley's - Berlin (Germany) - 14th January
Bielefeld (Germany) - 15th January
Whitely Bay Ice Rink - Tyne & Wear - 19th January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 21st January
Ingleston Exhibition Centre - Edinburgh - 22nd January
Memorial Hall - Kansas City MO (USA) - 23rd February
American Theater - St Louis (MO) - 24th February
Orpheum Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 26th February
Aragon Ballroom - Chicago IL (USA) - 27th February
Eagle's Auditorium - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 1st March
Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 3rd March
Egyptian Room - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 5th March
GMU Patriot Center - Fairfax VA (USA) - 7th March
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th March
Strand Theater - Providence RI (USA) - 10th March
Paramount Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 18th March
International Arena - Cardiff - 19th March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 22nd March
The Point Depot - Dublin - 23rd March
Stradhalle - Offenbach (Germany) - 26th March
Terminal 1 - Offenbach (Germany) - 27th March
Palalido - Milan (Italy) - 29th March
Summum - Grenoble (france) - 31st March
Zeleste - Barcelona (Spain) - 2nd April
Pacific Coliseum - Vancouver BC (USA) - 10th April
Mercer Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 11th April
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium - San Francisco CA - 13th April
Mammoth - Denver CO (USA) - 18th April
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) -20th April
Austin Music Hall - Austin TX (USA) - 21st April
Maine Road - Manchester - 27th April
Maine Road - Manchester - 28th April
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond (Scotland) - 3rd August
Balloch Castle Country Park - Loch Lomond - 4th August
Sjohistoriska Museet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 7th August
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 10th August (with bootleg)
Knebworth Park - Stevenage - 11th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 14th August
Paric Ui Chaoimh - Cork - 15th August
Royal Festival Hall - Noel unplugged - London - 23rd August (bootleg)
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL - 27th August
Palace - Auburn Hills MI (USA) - 30th August
Molson Park - Toronto (Canada) - 31st August
Corestates Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 2nd September
The Centrum - Worcester MA (USA) - 6th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 7th September
Jones Beach Theatre - Long Island NY (USA) - 8th September
Nissan Pavilion - Bristow VA (USA) - 10th September

1997

Tibetan Freedom Concert - New York City - 7th June (Noel)
Weenie Roast - Irvine CA (USA) - 14th June
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 18th June - Supporting U2
Coliseum - Oakland CA (USA) - 19th June - Supporting U2
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 8th September
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 9th September
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 10th September
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 13th Septemeber
Westpoint Arena - Exeter - 14th September
Arena - Newcastle - 16th September
Arena - Newcastle - 17th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 19th September
Exhibition & Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 20th September
Arena - Sheffield - 22nd September
Arena - Sheffield - 23rd September
Earls Court - London - 25th September
Earls Court - London - 26th September
Earls Court - London - 27th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 29th September
National Indoor Arena - Birmingham - 30th September
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 7th October
Hammerstein Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 8th October
Zenith - Lille (France) - 3rd November
Pabellon Principe Felipe - Zaragoza (Spain) - 8th Novemeber
Palacio De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 10th November
Palau Dels Esports - Barcelona (Spain) - 11th November
Arena - Geneva (Switzerland) - 13th November
Palasport - Bologna (Italy) - 15th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 16th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 17th November
Olympichalle - Munich (Germany) - 19th November
Sportovni Hala - Prague (Czech Republic) - 21st November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 22nd November
Messehalle - Hannover (Germany) - 24th November
Festhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 25th November
Earls Court - London - 26th November
Brabanthallen - Den Bosch (Netherlands) - 27th November
Arena - Oberhausen (Germany) - 28th November
The Point - Dublin - 3rd December
The Point - Dublin - 4th December
The Point - Dublin - 5th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 7th December
SE & CC - Glasgow - 8th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 10th December
Indoor Arena - Cardiff - 11th December
GMEX - Manchester - 13th December
GMEX - Manchester - 14th December
Water Rats - London - 16th December
Wembley Arena - London - 17th December
Wembley Arena - London - 18th December

1998

Sony E Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 8th January
Patriot Center - Washington DC (USA) - 9th January
Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 10th January
Continental Airlines Arena - Rutherford NJ (USA) - 12th January
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 15th January
Rosemont Horizon - Rosemont IL (USA) - 17th January
Northrop Auditorium - Minneapolis (USA) - 18th January
GM Place - Vancouver (USA) - 23rd January
Seattle Center Arena - Seattle WA (USA) - 24th January
Bill Graham Civic - San Francisco CA (USA) - 26th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 27th January
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 28th January
Bronco Bowl Auditorium - Dallas TX (USA) - 31st January
Theatre At Bayou Place - Houston TX (USA) - 1st February
WPB Auditorium - Palm Beach FL (USA) - 5th February
UCF Arena - Orlando FL (USA) - 6th February
Fox Theatre - Atlanta GA (USA) 8th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 18th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 19th February
Budokan - Nippon (Japan) - 20th February
HKCEC Hall 3 - Hong Kong (China) - 22nd February
Entertainment Center - Perth (Australia) - 26th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Adelaide (Australia) - 28th Feburary
Entertainment Center - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st March
Entertainment Center - Sydney (Australia) - 3rd March
Entertainment Center - Brisbane (Australia) - 6th March
Carter Holt Pavilion - Auckland (New Zealand) - 9th March
Queens Warf Event Center - Wellington (New Zealand) - 10th March
San Carlos Apoquindo Stadium - Santiago (Chile) - 14th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 17th March
Luna Park - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th March
Meropolitan - Rio De Janiero (Brazil) - 20th March
Polo De Arte E Cultura De Anhembi - Sao Paulo (Brazil) 21st March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 24th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 25th March

1999

First Union Centre - Philadelphia (USA) - 3rd December
Allstate Arena - Rosemont IL (USA) 4th December
Cobo Arena Detroit MI - (USA) - 5th December
The Pond - Anaheim CA (USA) 11th December

2000

Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 29th February
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 1st March
Marine Mese - Fukuoka (Japan) - 3rd March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 5th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) - 6th March
Yokohama Arena - Toyko (Japan) -7th March
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 9th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 11th March
World Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 12th March
Green Hall - Hiroshima (Japan) - 14th March
Army Hall - Sendai (Japan) - 16th March
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 21st March
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) - 23rd March
E-Werk - Koln (Germany) - 25th March
Paramount Theater - Seattle (USA) - 5th April
Schnitzer Auditorium - Portland OR (USA) - 6th April
Berkeley Community Theater - San Francisco CA (USA) - 8th April
Universal Amphitheater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 9th April
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 11th April
Auditorium Theater - Denver CO (USA) - 13th April
State Theater - Minneapolis MN (USA) - 15th April
Riverside Theater - Milwaukee WI (USA) - 16th April
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) -18th April
State Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 19th April
EJ Thomas Hall - Akron OH (USA) - 21st April
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 22nd April
Palace Theater - Columbus OH (USA) - 24th April
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 26th April
Orpheum Theatre - MA (USA) - 27th April
Maple Leaf Gardens - Toronto (Canada) - 29th April
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 1st May
Patriot Centre - VA (USA) - 3rd May
Music Midtown - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th May
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 8th May
Praca Sony - Lisbon (Portugal) - 17th May
Plasa De Toros La Cubierta De Leganes - Leganes (Spain) 19th May

Noel leaves the band for the 2nd time.

without Noel:

Filaforum - Milan (Italy) - 30th May +here
Zurcher Saalsporthalle - Zurich (Switzerland) - 31st May
Wiener Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 2nd June
Haus Auensee - Leipzig (Germany) - 3rd June
C.O.S "Torwar" - Warsaw (poland) - 5th June
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 7th June
Rock Am Ring - Nuremburg (Germany) - 9th June
Pinkpop Festival - Landgraaf (Netherlands) - 10th June
Rock Im Park - Nurnburg (Germany) - 11th June
Hultsfred 2000 - Hultsfred (Sweden) - 15th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 18th June
Le Dome - Marseilles (france) - 19th June
Fete De La Musique - Paris (france) - 21st June
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) 22nd June
Werchter Festival - Werchter (Belgium) - 30th June
Roskilde Festival - (Denmark) - 1st July
Ruisrock - Turku (Finland) - 2nd July
Palacio De La Comunidad - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th July
Quart 2000 Kristiansand (Norway) - 6th July
Lansdowne Road - Dublin - 8th July
Eurokeenes Festival - Belfort (France) - 9th July
Rockwave Festival - Athens (Greece) - 12th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 15th July
Reebok Stadium - Bolton - 16th July
Wembley Stadium - London - 21st July
Wembley Stadium - London - 22nd July
Paleo Festival - Nyon (Switzerland) - 26th July
Murrayfield Stadium - Edinburgh - 29th July
Benicassim Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 4th August
Sudoeste Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 6th August
Sziget Festival - Budapest (Hungary) - 8th August
Skanderborg - Skanerborg (Denmark) - 12th August
Gijon Festival - Gijon (Spain) - 23rd August
Reading Festival - Reading - 25th August
Glasgow Green Festival - Glasgow - 26th August
Leeds Festival - Leeds - 28th August

2001

Rock In Rio - Rio (Brazil) - 14th January
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 18th January
Caracas Pop Festival - Caracas (Venezuela) - 21st January
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vagas NV (USA) - 11th May
Barbara Bowl - Santa Barbara CA (USA) - 12th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 14th May
The Greek Theater - Los Angeles CA (USA) - 15th May
Fiddler's Green - Denver CO (USA) - 17th May
Xcal Energy Center -St Paul MN (USA) - 19th May
New World Music Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th May
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 22nd May
Riverbend Music Theater - Cincinnati OH (USA) - 24th May
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland OH (USA) - 25th May
SNET Oakdale Theater - Wallingford CT (USA) - 27th May
A.J. Palumbo Center - Pittsburgh PA (USA) - 29th May
Tweeter Center - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 30th May
Verizon Wireless Music - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 1st June
Pine Knob Music Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 2nd June
Darien Center P.A.C. - Darien Center NY (USA) - 3rd June
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore MD (USA) - 5th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) -7th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 8th June
Radio City Music Hall - New York NY (USA) - 9th June
Tweeter Center - Boston MA (USA) - 11th June
Bercy - Paris (france) - 24th June
Rock Festival - Fuji (Japan) - 27th July
Bangkok - Bangkok (Thailand) - 31st July
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 7th October
Shepard's Bush Empire - London - 8th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 10th October
Apollo Theatre - Manchester - 11th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 13th October
Barrowlands - Glasgow - 14th October

2002

Watford Coliseum - Watford - 5th February
Royal Albert Hall - London - 6th February
Watford Coliseum - Watford - 8th February
Hard Rock Hotel - Las Vegas NV (USA) - 26th April
Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival - Indio CA (USA) - 28th April (bootleg)
Piazza San Giovanni - Rome (Italy) - 1st May
Transbordeur - Lyon (france) - 17th June
Razzmatazz - Barcelona (Spain) - 19th June
Vox Club - Modena (Italy) - 21st June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) - 24th June (bootleg)
Circus - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th June
Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th June
Arena - Hull - 2nd July
Arena - Hull - 3rd July
Finsbury Park - London - 5th July
Finsbury Park - London - 6th July
Finsbury Park - London - 7th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 10th July
Telewest Arena - Newcastle - 11th July
T In The Park Festival - Kincross - 13th July
Witnness Festival - Ireland - 14th July
Stadio Comunale - Vicenza (Italy) - 16th July (with bootleg)
Piazza Napoleone - Lucca (Italy) - 17th July (with bootleg)
Gurten Festival - Bern (Switzerland) - 19th July
Calvia Festival Isladencanta - Mallorca (Spain) - 21st July
Plaza De Toros La Glorieta - Salamanca (Spain) - 23rd July
Parque De Castrelos - Vigo (Spain) - 24th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 26th July
Foro Italico Centrale Del Tennis Stadium - Rome (Italy) - 27th July
Pompano Beach Amphiteater - Ft. Lauderdale (USA) - 2nd August
Hard Rock Live - Orlando FL (USA) - 4th August
Tabernacle - Atlanta GA (USA) - 5th August
Murat Center - Indianapolis IN (USA) - 7th August
Tower Theater - Philadelphia PA (USA) - 9th August
Fleet Pavillion - Boston (USA) - 10th August
Roseland Ballroom - New York NY (USA) - 11th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 13th August
Beacon Theater - New York NY (USA) - 14th August
Molson Center - Montreal (Canada) - 16th August
Molson Amphitheater - Toronto (Canada) - 17th August
Chicago Theater - Chicago IL (USA) - 20th August
Fox Theater - Detroit MI (USA) - 21st August
Prehen Playing Fields - Derry - 7th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 9th September
Exhibition And Conference Centre - Aberdeen - 10th September
Corn Exchange - Edinburgh - 12th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 14th September
Lancashire County Cricket Club - Manchester - 15th September
Zenith - Paris (France) - 17th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 25th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 26th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 28th September
Yoyogi Taiikukan - Toyko (Japan) - 29th September
Kokusai Center - Fukuoka (Japan) - 1st October (bootleg)
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 2nd October
Castle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 3rd October
Miyagi-Ken Taiikukan - Sendai (Japan) - 5th October
Sun Plaza - Hiroshima (Japan) - 7th October
Rainbow Hall - Nagoya (Japan) - 8th October
Enmore Theatre - Sydney (Australia) - 11th October
RNA Showgrounds - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th October
Royal Theatre - Canberra (Australia) - 14th October
Civic Theatre - Newcastle (Australia) - 15th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 17th October
Melbourne Park - Melbourne (Australia) - 19th October
Moore Park - Sydney (Australia) - 20th October
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 23rd October
Araneta Coliseum - Manila (Philippines) - 24th October
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 26th October
Arena - Nottingham - 10th November
Arena - Nottingham - 11th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 13th November
Braehead Arena - Glasgow - 14th November
Zenith - Lille (france) - 16th November
Le Liberte - Rennes (france) -17th November
Pabellon Wutzburg - Salamanca (Spain) - 19th November
Pabellon De La Casilla - Bilboa (Spain) - 20th November
Forum - Milan (Italy) - 22nd November
PBA Palas - Pesaro (Italy) - 23rd November
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 25th November
Messe B - Stuttgart (Germany) - 28th November
Jurhunderthalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 29th November
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 1st December
Color-Line Arena - 2nd December
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th December
Pier 2 - Breman (Germany) - 5th December
CIA - Cardiff - 8th December
CIA - Cardiff - 9th December
Centre -Brighton - 11th December
Pavilions - Plymouth - 12th December
Arena - Sheffield - 14th December
Royal Court - Liverpool - 16th December
NIA - Birmingham - 18th December
NIA - Birmingham - 19th December

2003

The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 5th March
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 6th March
Colorline Arena - Hamburg (Germany) - 8th March
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 9th March
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 11th March
Arena - Berlin (Germany) 12th March

2004

Poole Lighthouse - Dorset - 23rd June
Glastonbury Festival - Glastonbury - 25th June

2005

Astoria - London - 10th May
Alcatraz - Milan (Italy) - 12th May
Usher Hall - Edinburgh - 15th May
Clapham Grand - London - 22nd May
Olympia - Paris (france) - 23rd May
Coronet - London - 25th May
Carling Appolo Hammersmith - London - 26th May
Aqualung - Madrid (Spain) - 1st June
Ancienne Belgique - Brussels (Belgium) -4th June
Columbiahalle - Berlin (Germany) 6th June
Hurricane Festival (Germany) 10th June
Southside Festival (Germany) 11th June
Heineken Jammin Festival - Imola (Italy) - 12th June
The Molson Amphitheatre (Canada) 17th June
Meadow Brook Amphitheatre Detroit (USA) 18th June
UIC Pavilion Chicago (USA) 20th June
Madison Square Gardens NY (USA) 22nd June
Tweeter Center Boston (USA) 24th June
Festival Pier Penns Landing Philadelphia (USA) 25th June
Hampden Park - Glasgow - 29th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 30th June
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 2nd July
City Of Manchester Stadium - Manchester - 3rd July
Rose Bowl Stadium - Southampton - 6th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 9th July
National Bowl - Milton Keynes - 10th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle - 12th July
Newcastle Metro Arena - Newcastle 13th July
Marlay Park - Dublin (Ireland) - 16th July
Sudoete Festival - Odemira (Portugal) - 5th August
FIB Heineken Festival - Benicassim (Spain) - 7th August
Summer Sonic Eve Show - Nagoya (Japan) - 11th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Osaka (Japan) - 13th August
Summer Sonic Festival - Toyko (Japan) - 14th August
Frequency Festival - Saltzburg (Austria) - 18th August
Hylands Park - V Festival - 20th August
Weston Park - V Festival - 21st August
General Motors Place - Vancouver (Canada) -8th September
Everett Event Center - Seattle (USA) - 9th September
Shoreline Amphitheatre - San Francisco (USA) - 11th September
Hollywood Bowl - Los Angeles (USA) - 12th September
Coors Amphitheatre - San Diego (USA) - 14th September
House Of Blues - Las Vegas (USA) - 15th September
Glen Helen Pavilion - Los Angeles (USA) 17th September
Dodge Theater - Phoenix (USA) - 18th September
Red Rock Park Amphitheatre - Denver (USA) - 20th September
Smirnoff Music Center - Dallas (USA) - 22nd September
Austin City Limits - Texas - (USA) - 24th September
HIFI Buys Amphitheatre - Atlanta (USA) - 27th September
Merriweather Post Pavilion - Baltimore (USA) - 29th September
Blossom Music Center - Cleveland (USA) - 30th September
Staten Island - New York (USA) - 2nd October
House Of Blues Club - Atlantic City (USA) - 3rd October
Alsterdorfer Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 20th October
Valbyhallen - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 21st October
Rouen Zenith - Rouen (france) - 23rd October
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 24th October
The Zenith - Paris (france) - 26th October
Jahrhunderhalle - Frankfurt (Germany) - 27th October
Tresivo Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 29th October
Milano Forum - Milan (Italy) - 30th October
Phillipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 1st November
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 2nd November
Pavello De La Vall D'Hebron - Barcelona (Spain) - 4th November
Palacio De Deportes De La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 5th November
Osaka Catle Hall - Osaka (Japan) - 17th November
Yogogi Tallkukan - Toyko (Japan) - 18th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan -Tokyo (Japan) - 20th November
Yoyogi Tallkukan - Tokyo (Japan) - 21st November
Entertainment Centre - Brisbane (Australia) - 26th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 28th November
Hordern Pavilion - Sydney (Australia) - 29th November
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 1st December
Festival Hall - Melbourne (Australia) - 2nd December
Rock It Festival - Perth (Australia) - 4th December
Millenium Stadium - Cardiff - 10th December
AECC - Aberdeen - 12th December
SECC - Glasgow - 14th December
SECC - Glasgow - 15th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 18th December
Odyssey Arena - Belfast (Northern Ireland) - 19th December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 21st December
The Point - Dublin (Ireland) - 22nd December

2006

Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 25th January
Hovet - Stockholm (Sweden) - 26th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 29th January
Summum - Grenoble (france) 30th January
Gasometer - Vienna (Austria) - 1st February
Eulachhallen AG Winterthur - Winterhur (Switzerland) - 2nd February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 4th February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 6th February +a slideshow here
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 7th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 9th February
Sheffield Hallam FM Arena - Sheffield - 10th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 13th February
Nottingham Arena - Nottingham - 14th February
100 Rock Festival - Bangkok (Thailand) - 18th February
Lakeside - Bangkok (Thailand) - 19th February
Olympic Hall - Seoul (South Korea) - 21st February
Indoor Stadium - Singapore (Singapore) - 23rd February
Asiaworld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 25th February
Hot Festival - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 10th March
Velodrome - Santiago (Chile) - 12th March
Credicard Hall - Sao Paulo (Brazil) - 15th March
Air Canada Centre - Toronto (Cananda) - 20th March
Riverside Theatre - Milwaukee (USA) - 22nd March
Murat Theater - Indianapolis (USA) - 23rd March
Taft Theatre - Cincinnati (USA) - 25th March
Ryman Auditorium - Nashville (USA) - 26th March
Verizon Wireless Theatre - Houston (USA) - 28th March
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 31st March
KOKO - London (UK) - 2nd November
Danforth Music Hall - Toronto (Canada) - 7th November
Wadsworth Theater - Los Angeles (USA) - 9th November
Union Chapel - Islington - 26th November
Le Cabaret Sauvage - Paris (france) - 28th November
Blue Note - Milan (Italy) - 29th November
The Forum - Melbourne (Australia) - 10th December
The Chapel - Melbourne (Australia) - 11th December
Tivoli - Brisbane (Australia) - 12th December
Enmore Theatre - Newton (Australia) - 14th November
Perth Concert Hall - Perth (Australia) - 16th November

(around this period: they are Noel+Gem acoustic gigs)

2007

BRITS - London - 14th February
Club B1 - Moscow (Russia) - 23rd March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 26th March
Royal Albert Hall - London - 27th March
M.E.N Arena - Manchester - 30th March

2008

WaMu Theater - Seattle (USA) - 26th August
GM Place - Vancouver (Canada) - 27th August
Rexall Palace - Edmunton (Canada) - 29th August
Pengrowth Saddledome - Calgary (Canada) - 30th August
MTS Centre - Winnipeg (Canada) - 1st September
Scotiabank Place - Ottawa (Canada) - 4th September
Bell Center - Quebec (Canada) - 5th Septmber
Toronto Island Park - Toronto (Canada) - 7th September
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 7th October
Liverpool Echo Arena - Liverpool - 8th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 10th October
Sheffield Arena - Sheffield - 11th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 13th October
Birmingham NIA - Birmingham - 14th October
Wembley Arena - London - 16th October
Wembley Arena - London - 17th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 20th October
Bournemouth BIC - Bournemouth - 21st October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 23rd October
Cardiff International Arena - Cardiff - 24th October
The Roundhouse - London - 26th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 29th October
Belfast Odyssey Arena - Belfast - 30th October
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 1st November
Aberdeen Exhibition Centre - Aberdeen - 2nd November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 4th November
Glasgow SECC - Glasgow - 5th November
Gloria Theatre - Cologne (Germany) - 7th November
Falkoner Teatret - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 8th November (bootleg)
Bataclan - Paris (france) - 10th November
Sports Palace - Mexico City (Mexico) - 26th November
VFG Arena - Guadalajara (Mexico) - 28th November
Arena - Monterrey (Mexico) - 29th November
Oracle Arena - Oakland (USA) - 3rd December
Staples Center - Los Angeles (USA) - 4th December
The Pearl - Las Vegas (USA) - 6th December
Broomfield Events Center - Denver (USA) - 8th December
Target Center - Minneapolis (USA) - 10th December
Allstate Arena - Chicago - 12th December
Palace Of Auburn Hills - Detroit (USA) 13th December
The John Labatt Centre - London (Canada) - 15th December
Madison Square Gardens - New York (USA) - 17th December
Susquehanna Center - Camden (USA) - 19th December
GMU Patriot Center - Washington (USA) - 20th December

2009

Zenith - Nantes (france) - 12th January
Forest National - Brussels (Belgium) - 13th January
Messehalle - Dresden (Germany) - 15th January
Sporthalle - Hamburg (Germany) - 16th January
Arena - Berlin (Germany) - 18th January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 21st January
Heineken Music Hall - Amsterdam (Netherlands) - 22nd January
Forum - Copenhagen (Denmark) - 24th January
Scandinavium - Gothenburg (Sweden) - 25th January
Spektrum - Oslo (Norway) - 27th January
Globe - Stockholm (Sweden) - 28th January
Zenith - Lille (france) - 30th January
Medoquine - Bordeaux (france) - 31st January
Mediolanumforum (Datchforum) - Milan (Italy) - 2nd February
Philipshalle - Dusseldorf (Germany) - 4th February
Palacio de Deportes de La Comunidad - Madrid (Spain) - 12th February
Pavello Olimpic de Badalona - Barcelona (Spain) - 13th February
Atlantico Pavillion - Lisbon (Portugal) - 15th February
Zenith - Toulouse (france) - 17th February
Le Dome - Marseille (france) - 18th February
Palalottomatica - Rome (Italy) - 20th February
Palaverde - Treviso (Italy) - 21st February
Palaonda - Bolzano (Italy) - 23rd February
Mandela Forum - Florence (Italy) - 24th February
Stadthalle - Vienna (Austria) - 26th February
Zenith - Munich (Germany) - 27th February
Hallenstadion Arena - Zurich (Switzerland) - 1st March
Bercy - Paris (france) - 3rd March
Makuhari Messe - Tokyo (Japan) - 20th March
Makomanai Ice Arena - Sapporo (Japan) - 22nd March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 24th March
Intex - Osaka (Japan) - 25th March
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 28th March (Noel's diary)
Makuhari Messe - Toyko (Japan) - 29th March (with bootleg)
Olympic Gym # 1 - Seoul (South Korea) - 1st April
Exhibition Hall 4F, Taiwan World Trade Centre Nangang - Taipei City (Taiwan) - 3rd April
Singapore Indoor Stadium - Singapore - 5th April
AsiaWorld Arena - Hong Kong (China) - 7th April
Newmarket Racecourse - Johannesburg (South Africa) - 10th April
Cape Town Ostrich Farm - Cape Town (South Africa) - 13th April
USB Campo de Futbol - Caracas (Venezuela) - 28th April
Estadio Nacional - Lima (Peru) - 30th April
River Plate Stadium - Buenos Aires (Argentina) - 3rd May
Movistar Arena - Santiago (Chile) - 5th May
Citibank Hall - Rio de Janeiro (Brazil) - 7th May (Brazilian tour)
São Paulo Arena Anhembi - São Paulo (Brazil) - 9th May
Curitiba Pedreira Paulo Leminski - Curitiba (Brazil) - 10th May
Porto Alegre Gigantinho - Porto Alegre (Brazil) - 12th May
Heaton Park - Manchester - 6th June
Heaton Park - Manchester - 7th June
Stadium Of Light - Sunderland - 10th June
Millennium Stadium - Cardiff - 12th June
Théâtre Antique de Vienne - Vienne (france) - 14th June
Murrayfield - Edinburgh - 17th June
Slane Castle - County Meath (Ireland) - 20th June
Rock Werchter - (Belgium) - 2nd July
Ricoh Arena - Coventry - 7th July
Eden Project - Bodelva- 14th July
Melt Festival - Gräfenhainichen (near Dessau) (Germany) - 19th July
Fuji Rock Festival Naeba Ski Resort - Naeba (Japan) - 24th July
Bridlington Spa - 20th August
V Festival - Chelmsford - 23rd August - ERASED
Rock en Seine - Paris (france) - 28th August ERASED - Oasis split (Noel leaves the band for the 3rd time)

The end of Oasis

Noel Gallagher told lies to promote his album

Oasis mysteries part 2. 
watch this video carefully... some of many lies...
"balloons... they float..." (in Italian, "balle" = lies). 
Let's hope the Lord helps him... he's possessed. 
He uses the lies he told, to promote his album... even in a worldwide press conference... that the NME NoelMusicalExpress even nominated one of the "best music (?) moments of the year"... 
He calls his fans "really kids"... in fact, they didn't show a great knowledge of Oasis... they even confused Liam with Noel in photos...
His album is a son of lies.

"I really loved Noel back in the day. But I met Liam in a pub in Hampstead Dec '10 and he really does dislike Noel. It aint all bullshit like some people think. I think he dislikes him coz it aint about the music anymore. they've got enough money. I think Beady Eyes album showed its about their love for the music they like to play. whereas Noel wrote an album to break America. I could go on but there aint enough characters left!"

totally agree, same for me. Years ago I even used to make lists about how many things I had in common with Noel. Now he's a totally different person ("how many special people change"...). I also meet Liam sometimes, lovely person.

gol fantasma di Robinho a Catania:
another ghost goal not given to AC Milan... (plus 2 absurd offsides flagged), as the other ghost goal: another 1-1...
as Noel's idol Berlusconi says: we must be stronger than injustice, stronger than jealousy, stronger than jinx...


City: other points lost (vs Sunderland), and Manchester United still have to play and could easily go +5. Two goals by Mario are not enough... bye bye Premier League, congratulations Noel Jinxbird Gallagher... bye bye Mancini and welcome Noel's idol Mourinho... all calculated...
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Beatles, Rolling Stones, Oasis to play @ London 2012

LONDON - As anticipated in 2010 (October), the Beatles (I mean Paul McCartney + Ringo Starr) and the Rolling Stones (it's their last tour this year, for their 50th anniversary) will play @ London 2012 Olympic Games, probably for the closing ceremony (12 August).
I would love Led Zeppelin too, but it's very difficult.
As venues, there are Wembley, Wimbledon (must visit, for the female tennis players, lol), Oasis' legendary Earls Court, and even, as you probably know, United Old Trafford in Manchester (but I would avoid that, if not for winning the derby 1-6 with Mario Balotelli ;).
You also already know that Liam's Beady Eye are only playing festivals this year (in the summer), and Noel Gallagher is around during the summer, so they will probably be added to the Olympic Games shows.
More info soon.

with Italian mod Vespa


Hello (it's good to be back) @ Earls Court 1995, life is an Olympic Game we play :)
Guigsy magic tricks playing football from minute 3:20
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Noel Gallagher doesn't know why he left Oasis. He lost his identity

WASHINGTON - Finally, involuntary "confession" on Noel's blog:
"Those cats at immigration was in a bad mood!! One of them asked me did I leave Oasis "cuz of the money"?
Fuck knows what that was supposed to have meant so I just said "erm...I dunno?" I sounded like my 4yr old son."
... exactly Noel, you DON'T KNOW............... (after all the excuses he said, blaming all the people... excuses he used to promote his album... even in a worldwide press conference... that the NME even nominated one of the "best music (?) moments of the year"... he sounded very confused and not sure...). His fans say he was tired... ('cause they know him eh) ...they learnt it from Noel's excuses...
exactly: tired. That's when the truth comes afloat... when you're weak.
What a ridiculous man. He's about to fall asleep listening to his own depressing music.

again, those cats (plural) WAS...
@ the NME NoelMusicalExpress they sound as retards who get news about their idol after some days/weeks.

sodomized Real "modello Sotomayor". Noel Gallagher's idol Mourinho club, Real Madrid, is gonna lose their identity (just like Noel losing his identity and becoming American - album made in the Usa, music inspired by Usa, Usa-style videos, wishing to be Us president, name of the "band"-album from an Usa band, etc.), and remove the cross from their symbol, because of money (Arabic business).
Can you imagine: as if England or AC Milan or Barcelona lost their Christian Saint George red cross. It would be as losing the whole symbol.
Same reason why Noel Gallagher left Oasis: "cuz of the money".

Liam's best quote about Noel:
''That's the thing that makes me want to throw up. I just look at him now and think, 'You're a fucking fake'."

"Noel il fondatore del gruppo britannico" mwhahahahahaha
(Oasis website, that one full of mistakes, writing that Noel founded Oasis)
even Oasis fansites don't know anything about Oasis... or they PRETEND they don't know anything... (Noel ass lickers)
again for the 100,000 time, these are the BASICS about Oasis: Noel didn't found ANY band, not even the HFB, that he said is not a band. There was a band called The Rain with Tony, Bonehead, Guigs and Chris (Hutton). Changed singer: Liam. Liam gave the name Oasis. THEN, Noel joined. End of.
websites as that one are visited by thousand of people, more ignorance spread. They can't even spell correctly their own language. It's that one from an Italian zone where "they drink too much"...
the funny thing is the professional way they said it. What a bunch of retards.
They got it from SKY site... Sky was the channel insulting Liam... "just a case" eh... Noel fans: "COINCIDENCE"...

a Noel blinded kidfan says Liam "doesn't worth a nail" of Noel... the problem is that Noel's nails (pun :) have gone rotten (unghie marcite ). We've seen him on Grazia magazine again: he's got women fake plastic nails now, falsetto nails.

more stuff to add soon
(not to be thrown at cows)


here's the video for the "Oasis alternative greatest hits" of the previous post

1. Rockin' chair (written with the Griffiths)
2. Let's all make believe (that you're not telling lies)
3. Stay young (Liam loves it, Noel hates it, 'cause he's got a medieval mentality) (live @ G-Mex 1997 in Manchester)
4. Who put the weight of the world on my shoulders? 
(it must be Liam's fault...or all the other people) (Italy World Champion)
5. Boy with the Blues (by Liam) (some photos @ Reading and Leeds festivals, etc.)
6. I'm outta time (by Liam)
7. Thank you for the good times (by Andy) (some photos in Budapest, Hungary)
8. Turn up the sun (by Andy)
9. Don't go away (written with the Griffiths)
10. Whatever (written with the Griffiths)

should add Columbia (written with the Griffiths and Liam)
notice the Weetabix that Liam loves and Noel's plectrum, and again the story of the arses on the bus, lol
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old Noel Gallagher needs a map of the stage

MILAN - It's amazing how people idolise people they don't know...
a girl: oh I love models, they're godlike creatures...
... excuse me? models godlike creatures?! they're total idiots without a brain who are lost when they don't use drugs. That's why they always have a map (lol).
All of this is true also about Noel God Gallagher and his fans. Let's give him a map. A map of the stage (lol), 'cause he looks lost onstage.

this man... is about to fall asleep listening to his own music... has a birds nest on his head, with that sleeping Prodi "nido di merlo" behind, that I was saying the other day, the politician sleeping everywhere. Noel clearly had another nap somewhere.
There are some girls here (Oasis fans) who say: this man is so sad... this man is so gray...

more about Noel-Gem "friendship" (according to Noel and his fans, they're friends... oh but Gem said it's 2 years they don't see each other, and don't hear of each other).
Noel blamed also Gem for the Oasis split, and Gem recently said some songs on Noel's album were not written by Noel... ‎some haters will say: oh of course some were not written by Noel... that's why Noel's album SUCKS, lol.
Noel Gallagher and his imaginary friend Gem. If a man has an imaginary friend, he's mad. If many people have an imaginary friend (Noel fans think to know him), they call it religion...


Q Magazine picked 10 Oasis songs as alternative Greatest Hits.

They named the album Where Did It All Go Right...

How can they put Mucky fingers, Where did it all go wrong, She is love... in an Oasis Greatest Hits?
maybe just because they wanted to name this album with that name.
1. Flashbax
2. Half the world away
3. Going nowhere
4. Rockin' chair
5. Where did it all go wrong?
6. Songbird
7. She is love
8. Hung in a bad place
9. Mucky fingers
10. I'm outta time

should have rather been:
1. Rockin' chair (written with the Griffiths)
2. Let's all make believe (that you're not telling lies)
3. Stay young (Liam loves it, Noel hates it, 'cause he's always had an old man mentality... as: "fashion? you're gay"... "his body feels "young" - not really, girls say he's fucking old - "but his mind is very old" ahaha)
4. Who put the weight of the world on my shoulders? (it must be Liam's fault...or all the other people Noel blamed)
5. Boy with the Blues (by Liam)
6. I'm outta time (by Liam, but it shouldn't be considered alternative, it was a successful song, a bit underrated)
7. Thank you for the good times (by Andy)
8. Turn up the sun (by Andy)
9. Don't go away (written with the Griffiths)
10. Whatever (but not very alternative, written with the Griffiths)

Columbia...written with the Griffiths, etc.
Talk tonight: Liam hates that one... "shit" ahaha...Standing on the shoulder of giants: "rubbish" LOL
Wonderwall (to the Chinese guy): "stop doing that fucking tune again" ahaha


Noel Gallagher, what an idiot. He now mocks Beady Eye. "Best rock band in the world. They're everywhere. Not only in America and England. In Tanzania. In Paraguay. In Mogadishu. In Turkey."
On the other hand, Noel is really everywhere 'cause he's a media darling.
It must be his inferiority complexes because Noel is not making rock anymore... (and he said so).
Also, it must be the fact that Beady Eye were 1st in the world chart for one day more than Noel SECOND with Adele first, despite her album being released 8 months before.


‎more journalists from Usa, those Noel licked their arses:
"I never did see Oasis live... as if seeing Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds isn’t great enough..."
you’ve clearly never been to an Oasis gig. Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds isn’t great enough. Noel shows are NOT Oasis shows. They're far from them.


Noel Gallagher didn't stop licking American arses.
"American Soccer is a Big Deal".
he sings the praises of a recent MLS match he attended:
"I was amazed at the size of the stadiums and the amount of people that attended these matches," he says. "It was like, it's a big fucking deal, man, d’you know what I mean? It’s a big deal. And I was expecting it to be little more than, you know, a kick about in an athletic stadium with a few people attending. And I went to see the Galaxy and they were playing some team from Philadelphia, and it was real, d’you know what I mean? And the fans were all great, and it was a great atmosphere."

wasn't it enough the album recorded in the Usa, music inspired by the Usa (New Orleans, etc.), Usa-style videos, name of the "band" taken from an Usa band, said he wants to be the new Us president, etc.
Noel, dream on. "American dream"... Noel, just accept it: you were 28th in the Usa chart. 
Usually he licks Italian arses, with all his series of quotes about the "best fans".
Stop licking our arse out.


AC Milan-Barcelona
the "Best player in football history" Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, etc. the best players in the world now... but...
Uefa Man of the Match: Luca Antonini.
(here he was mocked by fans of other teams)


Inter now have a manager who is younger than the players, Stramaccioni, born 1976 (Strafalcioni? not really good sounding, predicting mistakes). Another very young manager was Villas Boas (1977) @ Chelsea, and you know how he ended... sacked at his first season.
Uefa named Inter the club with the oldest players (and until last year they mocked us for our experienced players).
Now in the league they're 8th and NOT growing (lol).
They're still proud of the "Champions League for young players" (Next Generation Series?) they won (on penalties), without saying that only INVITED clubs could play it.
What a joke of a club.
The problem was NOT the manager... Ranieri was good. The problems were in the old players, the wrong transfers, the PRESIDENT, etc.
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Noel Gallagher's and Barcelona excuses

MILAN - Now according to Fashion Tv (that is secretly FRENCH...Liam: "FRENCH?! ...nevermind" LOL ...don't visit their site 'cause there are hidden viruses... it must be the "french disease", the Syphilis), "Liam Gallagher, apparently also has his own fashion line, which he started back in August 2011"... what's August 2011? nonsense. Classic jealousy from france. They will never be competitive enough for a long time, just like Inter, it's their destiny in their Dna. They can only copy things, in the food too, just like God Noel. They're not "gonna stand the test of time, unlike Beatles and Stones".
So how did he win the Drapers Fashion Award for best brand in 2010? It started 11 March 2009 in Milan (also, Inter losing in Manchester that day), official debut 9 June 2009, my birthday too.
Last night I had a strange dream: I had some influence on Liam (well, I even write scripts for him) and I was putting mirrors outside women's public toilets, with a photo of Liam on the mirrors, and all the girls coming out were happy (LOL). It was a long dream, I'm trying to remember details.

Ultimate fanbase: vote giving a 10 to Oasis, click here
Noel gave 1=rubbish to Green Day, lol agreed about that. Noel always hated Green Day, punk music, "especially their fans", LOL. He also gave 1 to Radiohead, Muse, Michael Jackson, Justin Bieber ('cause he sold more albums than Noel), Take That and their "fat dancer" (as HE said, not Liam) Robbie Williams (who was MUCH more successful than Noel), all the heavy-metal bands, etc. He also gave 4 to the Smiths because he thought "they're gay".
As he's the worst Oasis fan, Noel also gave 4 to Oasis. Liam gave 10 'cause he loves Oasis.
Liam gave 1 to Coldplay, agreed too, 1 to Muse, and 10 to Italian Lady Gaga (lol, 'cause she sold more albums than him).
I gave a 9 to Aerosmith and a good 7 to the Killers.

photo: my sister's job @ San Siro. She always stays a few metres from "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher's idol Berlusconi (Noel: "them fucking communists", "only a rich politician is a good politician", film with Noel produced by Berlusconi, etc.). Silvio wasn't happy, really angry with Allegri (I knew, as in my anticipatiiions: Marco Van Bastern, get ready), so Galliani told him there were many injuries and key-players just back from injuries, Boateng, Nesta, Robinho.
Again about Inter and copying, news about Barcelona: as Milan didn't concede Milanello training centre, they are @ Interello (...no comment) and tonight some Barcelona player will go shopping here in centre, they're leaving tomorrow.


MOANING PITCHES (lol, or bitches)

sounds like Noel's excuses:
moaning Barcelona is blaming the pitch @ legendary San Siro.
If they won, they wouldn't have complained... they didn't score goals for the first time in 29 months (and Messi couldn't beat his record for goals in consecutive games), so they even SUED the pitch, but he can't go to the court.
As when we play with friends: if there's something wrong, say it BEFORE the game... (they had tested the pitch the day before, and before the game).

come sempre, gran parte dell'ora dedicata all'Inter, viene dedicata (da chi se non ancora Gianluca Rossi) al Milan. Fa parte dei loro complessi d'inferiorità.
"Loro", attenzione, i superiori, col Barcellona avevano vinto. Il "come" però non viene specificato. Nel "particolare": gol di Milito in netto fuorigioco, netto rigore non fischiato al Barcellona (molto più di quello "cercato" ieri), ecc. per non parlare di Barcellona-Inter 1-0 con qualificazione dell'Inter, completamente rubata. Lui, poverino, non capisce come il Milan possa pareggiare là. Il Milan ha GIA' pareggiato là, oltre ad aver vinto in passato. L'Inter, pure rubando, là ha PERSO.
Ma non diceva sempre che non bisogna guardare al passato? anche perchè guardare al passato non gli conviene proprio...

Nel "particolare", a San Siro: oltre al gol in fuorigioco, netto fallo da rigore di Sneijder su Daniel Alves che viene addirittura ammonito. Gol di Maicon dopo fallo su Messi.
L'idolo di Noel Gallagher, Josè Mourinho, e l'arbitro connazionale Benquerença sono amici da circa dieci anni e si sono conosciuti a Leira, dove l’arbitro risiede e dove Mourinho ha iniziato la sua carriera da allenatore.
I due sono poi diventati soci nel ristorante ‘O Menino’.
Benquerença è anche legato ad uno dei più grandi pasticci degli ultimi tempi in una classica tra Benfica e Porto. Fu nel 2004 quando non concesse un gol dopo un errore di Vitor Baia con la palla che aveva superato la linea. È interessante notare che Mourinho era l’allenatore del Porto e che fu lui quindi a beneficiare della decisione.
Benquerença è inoltre conosciuto in Portogallo come ‘O Larápio’, che significa ladro in portoghese.

al Camp Nou: annullato al 92′ il gol regolare di Bojan che sarebbe valso il 2-0 e la qualificazione del Barcellona.
Non concessi 4 rigori ai blaugrana per i falli di Samuel su Ibrahimovic, Messi e Pedro. Un clamoroso fallo di mano di Cordoba in area non visto, l'arbitro ha dato addirittura rimessa da fondo.
Non espulso Chivu per l’intervento da rosso diretto su Messi.

meglio non parlare delle altre partite di quella Champions completamente maneggiata dai loro sponsor... vedi post qui

spettacolari gl'interTristi gelosoni che commentano oggi, dall'alto del loro OTTAVO posto... non gli resta manco la Tim Cup... ora si sono iscritti al CAMPIONATO PRIMAVERA...

la cosa che ripete ossessivamente che Milano avrà prima la metro 5 della 4, l'ha seriamente detta 8mila volte...
uno dei suoi classici che dicevo ieri, l'ha però, guarda caso, ABBANDONATO... trattasi della GRANDE SFIDA che lui aveva lanciato l'anno scorso, siccome non gli conveniva guardare al passato, essendo completamente inferiore, su "chi vincerà di più tra Milan e Inter nei prossimi 5 anni"... appena lanciata la Grande Sfida, il Milan ha subito vinto lo scudetto, battendo proprio l'Inter 3-0 e 1-0, e la Supercoppa, battendo proprio l'Inter. SFIGATO.
Dice che lui non è un tifoso (nooooooooooo) ma un GIORNALISTA... ahahahahaha sì sì sicuro.
Deve avergli scritto qualcuno che non è d'accordo, perchè come al solito stava per iniziare a insultarlo (grande classe degli interisti), e dicendo le solite robe tipo "ti trovo un lavoro", "trovati una donna", ecc.
a me una volta ha detto, solo perchè non eravamo d'accordo, "ti prendo a calci"...wow non vedevo l'ora... prima o poi vado a uno di quegli incontri di mio padre con lui... non gli conviene molto...un po' come guardare al passato...
addirittura aveva insistito: "ti POSSO prendere a calci"... NO, non puoi. Uno perchè ti denuncio, due perchè non ce la fai e poi rimani senza denti...
questo manco sa con chi parla sulle email, e si permette di insultare, minacciare... un cretino totale.
Ah già, come dimenticare il suo classico "chissenefrega se nel calcio ci si comporta male"... fino a quando si prende una bella lezione...

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AC Milan 0-0 Barcelona not really the best club, complaining about the pitch. Man of the Match: Antonini

MILAN - Sounds like Noel Gallagher's excuses:
Barcelona is complaining about the pitch @ legendary San Siro.
If they won, they wouldn't have complained... they didn't score goals for the first time in 29 MONTHS, so they even SUED the pitch, but he can't go to the court.
As when we play with friends: if there's something wrong, say it BEFORE the game... (they had tested the pitch the day before, and before the game).

the "Best player in football history" Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, etc. the best players in the world now...
Uefa Man of the Match: Luca Antonini.
(here he was mocked by fans of other teams)

Live news.uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh Milan could score 2 goals already, in 2 minutes.
Antonini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! first half: 0-0. Ibrahimovic could score another goal. He's still a superb player.
Those chances shouldn't have been missed, Robinho's too. There was probably a penalty for Barcelona (but Sanchez was a bit clever...), the Swedish referee is a fan of Ibra ;). The "sandwich" on Messi in the 2nd half was OUTSIDE the box.
Some Milan stupid fan is using that laser, I had never seen any Milan fan using that. On Messi, Nesta is immense, as he was in Barcelona-Milan @ Camp Nou.
We are @ 18th cocktail, enough said. But I'm not gonna spend £7,000 as Noel Gallagher.
the Faraon El-Shaarawy in.
as always, yellow cards are not given to King Messi eh!!! (as last November, he should have had a red card).
Keita should have had TWO yellow cards!!!!!!!!!! now a 3rd one!!!!!!!!
Nesta yellow card immediately eh, and it was useless, we had already got the ball.
Emanuelson aloooooone in front of the goalkeeeeepeeerrrrr...
Allegri clearly decided to rather have a match without bad damages... (Boateng out, etc.) probably because he was without Thiago Silva and Abate.
Puyol should have had an another yellow card.
again, Antonini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! national team for Euro 2012.
Who would have said a 0-0 with world champions Barcelona playing... Messi couldn't beat his record for goals in consecutive games.
Antonini named "Man of the Match".
I will all be decided in Barcelona in 5 days (2-2 a few months ago, that would qualify Milan), 1-1 would be good too.
Congratulations to the AC Milan players subscribed to OasisBlues ;)
Is this Barcelona the best club of all time? Marco Van Basten's Milan would have eaten it.

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Noel supporting death and hating charities, Liam misunderstood


MILAN - English girl Robyn Hunt supports Italy for Euro 2012...yeah good choice ;) - 82 days to Italy vs Ireland (Balotelli vs Trapattoni in "Manchester City's" Poznan...who'll "do the Poznan"...). Noel the jinx is an IRISHman and supports Ireland... THAT's why he said "everybody hates the English"...
Today's the day... who'll rise... Noel's eyes are telling lies, so much storm is on the way, but it's so nice...tonight if we try we can keep it alive... ;)
All ready for AC Milan-Barcelona, 25°C, the birds are singing, the sun shines bright.
Let's face reality: what's positive against this Barcelona? maybe a draw? 1-1? according to the website www.transfermarkt.it this is the current value of the players tonight: AC Milan 267,800,000 Barcelona 581,500,000 ...more than double (but Milan without the Messi of defenders Thiago Silva that is -32,000,000, without fundamental Van Bommel -2,500,000 without Cassano -10,000,000 without Abate -11,000,000 without Gattuso -2,500,000 without Pato -30,000,000 etc.)
curiosity: both the clubs were founded in 1899.
ERRATA CORRIGE. fuck... I discovered that Barcelona didn't win 14 but 17 international trophies... then they are just 1 trophy from us... aaahhhh we should forget the Serie A every year, and think about the Champions League only... this year they reach us, 18-18... (well, we still won 7 Champions Leagues, they won 4). I was not counting the 3 Inter-Cities Fairs Cup they won. Even though that kind of trophy is quite an old one (that didn't worth much and doesn't exist anymore), this thing is a shock... I thought we were safe. I won't sleep this night. Then I should listen to the High Flying Birds for insomnia.


Aretha Franklin and Elton John, Through the storm 
uuuhh so long, so long. This reminds me of when Inter won the league in 1989, so rare, lol (only the Calciopoli scandal made them win some recently). Of course Noel Gallagher hates this (because, let's say, Elton is "interested in fashion" ahaha as Noel said that kind of interest is for gays...). Elton John said Noel is a stupid sod. Yeah I've always liked Elton, such a legend :), he wrote great songs...Rocket man, Your song, Tiny dancer, Candle in the wind for Lady Diana...of course Noel said people going to her funeral were stupid, always great respect for death from him (also, wishing Blur to catch Aids and die, to party for the Thatcher death, insulting Michael Jackson when he had just died, supporting death penalty, said he doesn't care about John Lennon's life and that maybe he was an idiot, etc.), he's the Death himself. His fans then say: oh it was a joke, you didn't even understand a joke... Oh, a joke...nobody laughed... Also, he doesn't care about charities (and "doesn't care for the sunshine"), didn't do anything for Japan (Beady Eye and Pretty Green so much), etc. and said he played one "just for money"... he's just a massive idiot, it's only about time people realise it, only the intelligent ones...
Of course all the bullshit he says are quickly forgotten by the media (because, as I showed yesterday, Noel is the bird from the cuckoo clock), while Liam is always misunderstood... they WANT to misunderstand him, 'cause then it's easy for them to write bullshit... those Noel says even become things Liam said...
One could support death penalty and what he wants, but from a celebrity they're quite unpopular things to say...
I think I'm gonna use this song for my video when we win the league soon ;) ...so I might forget about Inter in 1989 :D


great song by Andy Bell, the man with the balls, one of the very few people with the balls to say Noel tells lies...

the Nirvana fankid from England (Noel blinded fan in disguise) still insists and says "Noel regularly talks about having seen/spoken to/text Gem, oh and the fact that he played a gig with him after Oasis split up, too." 
ahahahaha he played MARCH 2010... (exactly that one for charity he didn't care about) ...that makes exactly 2 YEARS (as I said), if I still have a sense of time. The other day I've seen on tv and texted Adriana Lima, so that makes me friends with her, I didn't know.
Noel blamed also Gem for the Oasis split, and Gem recently said some songs on Noel's album were not written by Noel...
That fan was born in 1992, enough said. He can know about Oasis only reading what OTHER PEOPLE say, without having LIVED them... (the real Oasis were from 1994 to 1996, as also Alan says).
As if I spoke about the Beatles to people who lived them... that wouldn't work.. now go back to your Justin Bieber.
I mean, one can speak about everything and have an opinion, but writing loads of wrong things as that fanboy, is hilarious and absurd.
He says: "The world does not see Beady Eye as YOU see them"... THANK GOD the world does not see Beady Eye as I see them, 'cause I'm not stupid as the world... 


Spero non vi stiate perdendo i soliti discorsi razzisti dell'interista Gianluca Rossi, in cui loro, gli onestoni, "sono diversi", e gli altri "tutti uguali"... e noi, poveri ignoranti, badate bene, "non possiamo capire perchè non siamo come loro"...
un po' come la Fattoria degli animali, in cui tutti erano uguali ma alcuni erano "un po' più uguali degli altri"...
meraviglioso quando attacca col suo classico del "tifo a zone", come se fossero delle razze, a quello avevo dedicato un intero post...
tra poco scommetto che attacca con uno dei suoi classici (che sono 2 o 3, infatti ripete sempre le stesse cose), in cui "chissenefrega se nel calcio ci si comporta male"...
no, ha attaccato con un altro classico: i discorsi blasfemi sull'idolo di Noel, Mourinho... Ha detto che ora è la sua festa perchè è Pasqua... idolizzato e sopravvalutato proprio come Noel...
inascoltabile, se non per rendersi conto di quanto sono ridicoli gl'interisti.
Lui è contro la morale nel calcio "ma anche" poi fa i discorsi moralistici... loro accettano tutti, gli stranieri, "ma anche" poi insultano razzisticamente Balotelli... lui dice che è berlusconiano "ma anche" poi dimostra tutto il contrario... un"maanchista" veltroniano all'americana, proprio come Noel. Medesima confusione politica in testa, come Noel.
Ha sempre questo mito dell'America... la prossima volta che ci vai, RIMANECE.
Tra l'altro, Noel proprio oggi è in America... medesimo consiglio.
Ovviamente, SECONDO LUI, ha grande successo con le donne... e non sono le donne che lo dicono eh... proprio uguale a Noel... Mio padre lo incontra spesso e quello se ne sta sempre muto, ridicolizzato dalla gente intorno...
in tv fa il galletto e il brillante, nella realtà è un pirla cosmico...
un consiglio: quando lo vedete in tv cambiate canale, non fatevi rincoglionire.

Spendiamo una parola per quest'uomo: l'interista Nando Sanvito.
Ultima perla appena detta: "il ballottaggio tra Seedorf ed Emanuelson è stato vinto dall'olandese".
Perfetto, l'altro, invece, è olandese pure lui. Chissà chi giocherà, boh.
Notare nei suoi servizi come sforza la pronuncia spagnola della "c" quando pronunciata "ce"... ecco, quello è proprio il modo per far vedere che sei un italiano che non ha capito una "ache" (h).
Ancora, servizi su Sportitalia che insistono con la "coreografia"... ma nessuno balla, per ora.
Giornalisti, che mandria di vacche ignoranti a cui tirare roba...

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Beady Eye support the Stone Roses @ Heaton Park, scaredy bird Noel to sell hot dogs

MANCHESTER - As I had already announced in my anticipatiiiions, now confirmed: Beady Eye (playing some Oasis songs) will support the Stone Roses @ Heaton Park in Manchester, fastest-selling gigs in the UK and their reunion best music moment in 2011 (not Noel Gallagher's conference full of lies and bullshit). 30 June, where Oasis played June 2009.


FRIDAY 29TH JUNE
Primal Scream
The Wailers
The Vaccines
Kid British

SATURDAY 30TH JUNE
Beady Eye
The Wailers
Professor Green
Hollie Cook

SUNDAY 1ST JULY
Plan B
The Wailers
The Justice Tonight Band (feat. Mick Jones, Pete Wylie & The Farm)
Dirty North

the cuckoo bird Noel Gallagher? invited and quickly disappeared...as a scaredy bird (again, not in the English sense of girl, but in the Italian one of dick).
The NME NoelMusicalExpress avoids the lack of God and is trying hard to defend him clutching at straws: "Noel Gallagher said the group will have no problem living up to expectations as "they're great musicians, with great songs and them coming back is going to be mega".
Actually, he had said he was going to support them and play at a different hour so he could see them...

"Ex Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher immediately announced his dream of being part of the bill for the shows, insisting he'd "sell hot dogs" if it meant getting the chance to open for the band."


cuckoo clock
it's Noel's friend Del Piero, his "uccellino" as in a commercial,  in Italian it means a "short dick", lol
that would really offend him... HE says he's an excellent lover, not women saying it eh...


What the world is waiting for


Oasis @ Heaton Park June 2009 -> June 2012... the EyE playing oaSiS.
difficult to predict which songs...
let's try (or wish): Turn up the sun, Thank you for the good times (with Liam singing: Noel your eyes are telling lies :), Better man, To be where there's life...
(I'd also like Boy with the Blues and Pass me down the wine)
Better Man with Liam dedicating it to the paparazzo who photographed Sara kissing him on the lips on the Q Awards 2005 backstage... and saying: for the real reason for the Oasis split!

Noel blinded fan no.203,762:
"Why would anyone be afraid of Liam? Noel afraid of Liam? Are lions afraid of bunny-rabbits? Noel's got all the talent. Liam wishes he could be as amazing as his big brother; he's always been jealous of Noel, as he should be. Liam needs to learn to deal with his feelings like an adult and stop throwing tantrums like a child. It's not Noel's fault that he's such a badass. Oasis will never be able to reform until Liam grows up."

First of all, it's BOTH the brothers who made Oasis what they were. Noel fans make us wish they stay apart. Liam jealous of Noel is hilarious, Noel's always been jealous of everything of Liam, starting from the hair, success with girls, look, etc. Liam couldn't even write a good song as Songbird, etc. that Noel said: he didn't write it. "He's always been jealous of Noel, as he should be"...sounds like this fan is not sure if he was eh...
More hilarious: throwing tantrums. This one clearly didn't notice, for example, how many times Noel acted as a victim, also blaming all the people for the Oasis split. Even more hilarious: Noel the scaredy cat, a lion?! always moaning for "Liam's violence" and throwing plums at him. Noel is such a lion that he escaped from the band 3 times.
Oasis will never be able to reform until Noel blinded fans support that media darling.......... and, Noel said he doesn't want an Oasis reunion... (of course, it's another lie he told)
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Noel Gallagher's low lying bird haircut


BOLOGNA - As we already proved (well, he proved by himself), Noel is the "uccello del malaugurio", jinx bird...          He looks like the bird from the cuckoo clock ahahahahaha l'uccellino del cucù.... reminds me of some bird... not in the English sense of "girl" (despite singing in falsetto and always being on Grazia magazine), but in the Italian sense of "dick"...
Here he was inside a bird's nest... notice the bird's tongue too.
The impression girls get when they meet him, they all say: fuck! he's old!
They finally face reality... no more "beautiful, young, perfect, God", etc.
This is about yesterday's "Liam's lack of a good haircut since DBTT"... (by a Noel blinded fan). Noel since Sergeant Pepper... Liam in yesterday's Pretty Green 1-minute-long video pulverized Noel's "coolness" of 20 years...probably that fan has Noel's Val Doonican style...
Noel Gallagher copying again... as always. Noel's reminds me of Romano Prodi's "nido di merlo/di chiurlo"... (another failed politician with a strange hair, as the nest of a low lying bird...). He was a left-winged politician (sort of "democrat"-democrap), communists (Noel says: "them fucking communists") used to use him (pun :) as "frontman" (best frontman of all time, lol) because people thought he was a good person...
Also, he had the same sleeping effect as Noel...
1) Noel wants to be the new Obama 2) he also copied Veltroni's "maanchismo" ("but also" philosophy) 3) hair and sleepy effect of Prodi... too many clues... 3 make a proof...
He had that hair probably for the fact that he was sleeping everywhere (and make people sleep...), had continuous naps... so they mocked him calling it a bird's nest.
how appropriate... as in Monkey Island: "how appropriate, you fight like a cow".. cow?! throw stuff! (...)

(Noel promoting "Dig Out Your Soul" on tabloids using Tony, 13 years later...)
"...he was rattling on about my unsuitable haircut and piss-poor drumming once more, but by now I was accustomed to those insults. Over the previous 6 albums, my hair had been a major marketing tool for him. I'd had 15 years of such treatment. I looked at the photo of Noel in the paper and realised he was shaping his own hair upwards in an attempt to gain a little extra height. Some things never change. I was not sure why he was so fixated with hair [inferiority complexes, jealous of Liam - n.b.Marco]. I wasn't even in possession of my mop any more. But it was time for Noel to flog an album. And that's where I get involved."
Tony, as Oasis founder (unlike Noel, despite what his fans think) deserved a much better treatment.

If you want to meet Messi and Barcelona players, they just arrived this morning @ hotel in piazza Fontana square, beside the Duomo cathedral (right beside the little street of the only little club where the Beatles went). Just stay outside there, and they won't resist to have a walk around ;) ...also because, the sun shines bright.
Two years ago before Inter-Barcelona there was the famous cloud from Iceland, and they had a troubled travel on a bus...that's why they lost... + all the referees "mistakes"... Noel Gallagher's idol Mourinho's friends... (I'll make a video soon)
It's when Liam Gallagher travelled from America on the Italian ship by Fincantieri... Liam Columbus :)
Do not remind that to Noel's fans 'cause "Liam takes his kids to Disney World so he's stupid and should teach them to throw stuff at cows"... (enough said)

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now stop with Noel 'cause it's like shooting on the Red Cross.
And Beady Eye helped the Red Cross for Japan... Noel didn't.

Milan-Barcelona 4-0
uuuuuuuhhhhh big mistake by Guardiola... in the press conference he was ironic and mocked AC Milan history... I said AC Milan... most successful club in FOOTBALL HISTORY...
and he was playing this game (defender wearing number 3), match that we played without central defenders Baresi and Costacurta, as tomorrow without Thiago Silva, Abate... (etc.)
that Barcelona was called "DREAM TEAM"... and before the game Cruyff photographed himself with the Cup, boasting about their "superiority"... our manager was ex England manager Capello.

Oasis had just published the first single "Supersonic"...and we were about to go to England, Shakermaker on the radio...
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villa to get married (with children)

MILAN - Updates from Italy... confirmed for 13 July, Paolo Nutini (see recent post) will be @ Villa Arconati festival (Castellazzo di Bollate) near Milano, www.villarconati.it ...just like his Candy video: a place for getting married ;). No, not me... I quit with that (lol...I prefer Oasis' "It's good to be free" ;), but sung by Liam.
For me only threesomes-fifteensomes, 'cause one called Noel Gallagher said "everybody hates the English", so someone had to love them.



there's a Nirvana fan from England, reading too many tabloids and listening too much to the media darling, another Noel ass licker who worked hard to write shit about Beady Eye... usual bullshit, he thinks Noel is ruling the world... another mind stuck in Noel's rainy UK "I don't care for the sunshine" with a shiny future... as the News of the World or some Sun "journalist"...
some hilarious parts:
"has just been seen as though they all abandoned Noel"...
"Gem who still remains friends with Noel"... ahahaha friends without hearing him nor seeing him in 2 years. They listen so much to Noel that they even think they KNOW him... if they really did, they would realise how many lies he told... usually they don't even listen to what their idol says, this one remained to what Noel said 2 years ago.
And some people follow him: "Liam's lack of a good haircut since DBTT"... (Noel since Sergeant Pepper) ...probably they have an haircut as Noel's Val Doonican, Noel's is the worst haircut in music HISTORY... (the "songwritter", as they call him). Just today's the 1-minute-long Pretty Green video pulverized Noel's "coolness" of 20 years...
"Liam is an idiot in interviews", right... on the other hand, Noel told a thousand lies in interviews, but only people who know him realised that...
oh now I see why: he's subscribed to the NoelMusicalExpress and to Yoko Ono-Russell Brand the most idiotic man around, of course friends with Noel.


line-up for AC Milan-Barcelona tomorrow should be, more or less:
Abbiati. Bonera, Nesta, Mexes, Antonini. Nocerino, Ambrosini, Seedorf. Boateng. Robinho, Ibrahimovic.
Many injured players, Thiago Silva out one month :(
can Messi ever get injured... I mean, just a cold...
The referee is Eriksson from Sweden.
...oh Sven-Göran, what's up?
(lol... ex manager of Manchester City and England)
oh di là mai che si fa male Messi eh... tipo un raffredore...
ma porca puttana sti sportivi sembrano fatti di pastafrolla cazzo c'è da cambiare qualcosa che qui si spacca tutto porca troia
(questa era la recente High Flying Hostess di Pappa e Ciccia, lol)
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Pretty Green S/S 2012 collection


LONDON - The new Pretty Green Spring / Summer collection is a reinvention of iconic styles of the 1960s and 70s. 
Steeped in rock and roll history, the collection takes inspiration from the likes of Marc Bolan, Brian Jones and John Lennon. 
This seasons Black Label collection includes tailored outerwear and jackets, bohemian pastel paisley pattern shirts, and Bretton stripe tops. The signature paisley print features subtly throughout, in shirt linings and trimmings, providing a sense of sophistication, luxury and elegant yet casual appeal.
The Green Label collection includes macs, urban hooded waterproof jackets, florescent slubbed jerseys, grandad tees and polka dot polos, as well as chinos and cargo shorts. With large logo prints, strong colour pallets and camouflage lining throughout, our Green Label makes a bold statement. 

song: Tin soldier, by the Small Faces

today a Noel blinded fan said: ‎"Liam's lack of a good haircut since DBTT"... actually, I love it, especially on its sides, and was a good inspiration.
Noel's lack of a good haircut since SGT PEPPER'S... probably that fan has Noel's Val Doonican style...
Just today's the 1-minute-long PG video pulverized Noel's "coolness" of 20 years...
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Malaysia GP: storm on the way

SEPANG - You remember the mod style rules for Pretty Green: sunglasses need to be large, round and plastic.
Noel Gallagher: "Button...hmm...he's a driver" ...thanks God.
I would never stop races... even if it snowed (then Massa would win ahaha). I wouldn't even use safety cars. It should be a surviving challenge. I know I'm an irresponsible :)
Jenson "Batman" was eating Italian pasta (penne al pomodoro) before the race started again (too much power... he then crashed against Karthikeyan). You remember last year pasta gave him super-powers for a great race when he had fever.
Congratulations to Ferrari, even if it seemed just a random win.
My friends want to go to the Belgian Gp... YOU go there... it could be legendary and all, but it always rains there. A place for Noel Gallagher "not caring for the sunshine"...
We completely lost the sense of time. There was also the time to change.
yours,
Jetlagged Honolulu,
from "the place where nobody knows if it's night or day" (for the McLaren boys, Oasis fans), as the Malaysian flag: sun/moon

more photos soon


 the storm was coming... "so much storm is on the way, but it's so nice" (Oasis, "Thank you for the good times" by Andy Bell)
I told her: loved to hear your sighs and see you wet, LOL.
Martin is a very kind person (though a bit gay LOL - Noel Gallagher would say: 'cause he's interested in fashion ahahaha)


McLaren @ Maranello, some people thought it was a Lamborghini
(music: Ferrari fan Jamiroquai from Manchester, last year @ Formula One rocks Milan)


l'Inter vince la Champions League Primavera "Next Generation Series" dei giovani?!?! toh, piccolo particolare omesso: era una roba a INVITI... che buffonata.
hanno pure vinto di culo ai rigori...
se i giovani somigliano a Ranocchia, annamo proprio bene all'Europeo...
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use Noel Gallagher's hottest credit card

MILAN - The President of the Italian Republic announced he will leave next year, so finally another one of "them (old) fucking communists" (as Noel says) leaves.
Candidate: of course, Noel Gallagher, "holy figure in Italy", according to him (so he could even be the Pope here), but this time you can't vote him, 'cause the President is elected by other "them old fucking communist" politicians.
Sounds like the NME NoelMusicalExpress "Godlike Genius" award (the only thing he won)... he is a godlike genius but you CAN'T vote for it... Not very democratic.
Some say it could be Noel's idol Berlusconi ("only good politicians are good"): Bunga Bunga for everyone.
It was another of my anticipatiiiions, as yesterday's song, "sarà una bella società, fondata sulla libertà", "it will be a nice society, founded on liberty", lol.
For those who don't know, in Italy we have the prime minister and the President, as in England the prime minister and the Queen.

We're considering to go to MonteCarlo again, to spend the last money before the end of the world (lol). Someone should host us there...
You live only once ;)
But you shouldn't listen to Noel "the death" Gallagher... but to Liam: "it's not the end of the world, it's not even the end of the day, so long so looong..." (the Beat goes on).
Save money: be a SCOTSMAN, just like Noel's Scottish wife... better to use his hottest credit card instead... life would be easier...
Last year the Monaco GP was a joke, you remember, Jenson deserved to win.
Italian supermodel Beatrice Borromeo (from a super rich noble family) was one of my father's pupils, but, as usual about models, she's a "fucking idiot"... she always said she was going to marry a poor metalworker, but oh! she only found a prince of Monaco... very unlucky. Of course she's communist. I told her to make me know pretty Charlotte Casiraghi... no chance, she's engaged to a horrible rich older man.

My friends want to go to the Belgian Gp... YOU go there... it could be legendary and all, but it always rains there. A place for Noel Gallagher "not caring for the sunshine".

Milan-Roma 2-1 (Ibra, Ibra), table: Milan 63, Rubentus 56 lol (nickname for Juventus stealing=rubare).
It's 10 years Zlatan is winning the league everywhere he goes: Holland, Juve, Inter, Barcelona, Milan (x2 :D)

Stoke City-Manchester City 1-0... wish them Noel the jinx is going to the toilet... 1-1 he went to the toilet, lol. But he didn't stay enough time there. Spending £7,000 @ bars he should go quite often, lol.

Very bad news: the Messi of defences, Thiago Silva, injured, out for Milan-Barcelona (and Van Bommel too, plus Abate, etc. and of course Cassano after the heart operation... but the other day he started to play with the ball again, and could play Euro 2012 for Italy)

solita ignoranza dei "giornalisti" (giornalai), annunciata allo stadio una grande coreografia... cazzo fanno, il balletto? scenografia, mica riescono a mettersela in testa eh...
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how to score to Barcelona

MILAN - Mission: impossible, 4 days to the Big Match, the best club in history VS the best club today (18 vs 17 international trophies). Two games as these in 6 days is great football.


(Boateng, Ibrahimovic, Pato after 24 seconds, Thiago Silva) 

AC Milan scored 4 goals in 2 games vs Barcelona recently, that is one of the best teams in football history (we're gonna realise it when we'll be old) with Messi one of the best players in football history, despite this Milan is not one of the best Milan in history. 
If this Barcelona is in a good night, they could score a 5-0 vs anyone. They will try everything to win the Champions League, 'cause they probably won't win their national league.

Messi scored his FIRST goal against an Italian team only last November... 
(only on a strange penalty conceded, that he even had to repeat) 
and he had to get a red card for a bad foul, 
'cause he had already had a yellow one. He was very nervous...
Barcelona played better (but Milan on similar levels) but they had a result thanks to that penalty and an own goal by Milan.
Of course he's a great player, but if he played in Italy, without a team playing for him, he would score less goals and should be careful with injuries, as defences are better.
Unfortunately, we have the first game at home (San Siro), which is a big advantage for Barcelona, playing @ their Camp Nou the final one.
Guardiola, before the draw, said he wanted to avoid Milan, 
so they're not happy with this... 

UPDATE: AC Milan didn't concede Milanello to Barcelona for a training on 29, but said they could help them to find a pitch in Milan.

Very bad news: the Messi of defences, Thiago Silva, injured, out for one month (and no Van Bommel too, no Abate, etc. and of course no Cassano after the heart operation... but the other day he started to play with the ball again, and could play Euro 2012 for Italy)
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Noel Gallagher made his whole life boasting lies

LONDON - (mocking Noel's "final statement"..."final"...). It's with great sadness and some relief that we announce (no, it's not THAT sad, no other mad fan entered one of his houses, as he's waiting for "something horrible to happen" for himself... as Liam said: no one's dead... not yet) that Noel Gallagher didn't even win the "Best Woman" prize. The only thing he won in his sparkling, wonderful solo career is the NME NoelMusicalExpress hilarious "Godlike Genius", referred to his Oasis songs, as extra prize WITHOUT the people voting for that.
What does Noel Gallagher have to say about this? Of course it's Liam's fault and "people will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with Liam a day longer".
He may have developed a bit that "SIMPLY"...
‎"people will write and say what they like" is clearly a victim saying that...
To be precise it was the "Women that rock"... singing in falsetto and always being on Grazia magazine were a "nice try" but the reason why he didn't win is that he said: I'm not making rock anymore.
His wife (who hates his music) favourite Florence+the Machine won (photo in Milano), Noel Gallagher was 28th, as in the Usa.
Even Noel Gallagher attends her gigs. She comes to Milan again, at her last gig there were people shouting "ti amo Firenze" lol (translating her name in Italian, the city) and it was a gig with Paolo Nutini so someone wrote "Paolo+the Machine" and she was laughing while singing, lol. She's really a "gig animal" and is able to "keep the scene" much more than Noel, who is lost onstage.
Now his fans say Noel's is "music for real men, not all this cheap dance stuff"... Noel Gallagher for real men? not dance? did they hear "What a LIE" and his remixes? and even: "the best SINGER" (!!!) singing in falsetto to reach the high notes. As usual they don't even listen to what their idol said: he learned to sing in 2005. "Millions of people are inspired by him and his music"...It's the other way round: HE was inspired by the music of millions of other musicians and had to pay a lot of money for that.

more songs from the 60s...

Che colpa abbiamo noi
from London, the Rokes, the Italian Beatles, singing in Italian with British accent (those of "There's a strange expression in your beady eyes" :), 
song: "What's our fault", dedicated to Noel Gallagher from: the Pretty Green staff, Liam Gallagher, the Oasis management not supporting, the band members not supporting, Andy Bell, Gem Archer, Chris Sharrock, etc. etc. (of course without taking any part of the blame, unlike Liam did)
Not blaming oneself, makes one hardly a "real man"...
"sarà una bella società, fondata sulla libertà" = "it will be a nice society, founded on liberty", without the dictator Noel Gallagher... 
Noel about this would say: "them fucking communists"... but he should like this, as his idol Berlusconi's political party ("only rich politicians are good") is called "people of freedom"... some say he's a communist, lol
"Berlusconi's party" is also called: Bunga Bunga :D

Ragazzo triste
featuring some Pretty Green outfits, lol. "Ragazzo triste" means "Boy with the blues" as Liam's great song ;)
from the film "The boy able to love" with The Giants from Milan (as the English say: "Milan fashion giants", lol), those of "Una ragazza in due"-"A girl in two" - more threesomes ahaha
also the lyrics are somehow similar... "we gotta be together"... Liam's: "come on together"...
also: blonde and called Patty (Kensit)
am I trying to destroy Liam too now? :) no...as Noel fans say: it was "just a coincidence"...


confirmed: "Britalian" Paolo Nutini @ Pistoia Blues festival, back to his beautiful Toscana, near Florence (and Pisa). More artists soon.
also, back to the place of my threesomes with "them English girls"... well, now fifteensome. Noel said "everybody hates the English", so someone had to love them :P

too much international crisis and too many events... save money at least for:
Beady Eye playing Oasis... drinking to celebrate AC Milan and / or Man City... drinking during many Euro 2012 games... the last concert of the Rolling Stones... Stone Roses... Monza... Paolo Nutini... and Fucking in Austria.
well all that would be enough to go bankrupt, if you spend £7,000 for a night in a bar as Noel...
but you should spend everything 'cause it could be the last year of the world... the jinx Noel is talking about it... ("them fucking Mayans")

Stereophonics, You stole my money, honey
as I already proved, Noel is buying his new life... but what he wants he just can't buy... the clothes he wears are nothing... pretends he's high and something... to think I think he's dumb, they're blind(ed) fans... he made his whole life boasting lies... his time is running out.
according to a Swiss Illuminati friend of Noel, to cover this tune again with my "rough voice", I'd have to drink whisky. I don't need. I get by fine without him :)


ma guarda quei furbacchioni dei rubentini... la squadra che per pareggiare in casa contro un quartiere di Verona ha dovuto pure rubare... a Juventus-Milan all' "Hello Kitty Stadium" non gli è bastato un altro gol irregolare... adesso vogliono cambiare le regole... da sempre nel "giuoco del calcio" il risultato è "1-2 (2-2 D.T.S.)", ERGO la partita "negli annali del giuoco del calcio" risulta: PERSA.
Del Piero poteva solo avere un amico ladro come Noel Gallagher...
Pensa che goduria se manco rubando riescono a vincere la TIM CUP... (sarebbe il primo trofeo in 8 anni, che scarsi).
Nonostante presidente e allenatore (e Aronica) che sono dei "jealous massive cunts": forza Napoli...
(era un messaggio scritto da Berlusconi ghghghgh cribbio, per il "giuoco" e la sua passione per Napoli.
Conte ha raggiunto dei livelli di antipatia inavvicinabili...)
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Noel why don't you throw stuff at bulls?


 MILAN - (model: Josie) We have to update the post "weekend trip to Fucking, Austria"...with: to love the cows. 


our sponsoring club, Hollywood Milano, and Belen Rodriguez from Argentina to Milano. 


cows are AC Milan fans ;) ...this is more a bull... but I remember they were cows, @ cow parade in Milan.  It was an invasion... as in the previous post: an invasion of Polish bitches, lol. 

Noel Gallagher, why don't you throw stuff at bulls, if you have some balls... a great man as you... I would really love to see the scene... THAT would be fun... too easy throwing it at gentle cows... but that was "a joke", right? shame it didn't even make laugh...
and remember: wear something RED... as your secretly favourite club... go, go, don't worry, after all you're GOD, you can't fear anything...
or maybe can we throw plums at you this summer @ Heineken Jammin' festival?
why don't you find some balls to play at the San Siro...

(photo in Jesus street, beside the 1st street of fashion in the world, where Oasis stayed in the 90s and we used to meet them there, but hey! don't tell Noel or he would say again "fashion? you're gay"...
and also Oasis fan Beckham when he played for AC Milan)


found my legendary Mickey Mouse hand, that I used @ our university for models (=idiots) during the lessons of Spanish, waving my hand to say hello to the Spanish teacher (she was a funny one) and she told me: vemos si los tienes con el Crisafio (=let's see if you have balls to do it with a serious Argentinian teacher). "Vemos si los tienes" became a famous expression. 
Noel, vemos si los tienes con los toros... (with the bulls). THAT would be fun.
(model: Gillian)


vote for Liam as ultimate icon (he's more an icon than Noel, who is a better songwriter, guitarist, what you want, but "icon" is Liam) clicking here

found the typical Noel fan trying to defend him clutching at straws: a YouTuber wanker looking like an unlucky bugger nerd. In his Facebook profile: only 1 like: Noel Gallagher. Totally close-minded.
Latest news: the Killers, so far, have confirmed to be @ Perfect Day festival (Paolo not yet, but he's @ Pistoia Blues festival).
Mario Balotelli made a big mistake, sign that he's leaving, and was substituted after 45 minutes only. He's on the transfers list. This is the result of the jinx Noel interviewing his absolute idol. Inter and Juventus want him but he threw away the Inter shirt and Juventus fans racially abused him. He wants to come back to Milan and is a fan of AC Milan... wondering which club he will join...

The Smith from Manchester, That joke isn't funny anymore
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Joan Jett is embarrassed Noel Gallagher is Irish and calls him "an idiot"

NEW YORK - She has about the same number of fans of Noel "God" Gallagher... (and I bet many didn't even hear about her) ...become a fan of cows too please, cow = milk = life... unlike the devil Noel's death... they need our help, they have half of the fans of an idiot...

Noel fans now say Liam is silly because he takes his kids to Disney World, and he should teach them to throw stuff at cows... this perfectly shows their "brains behind the band"...
they name Liam when he's got nothing to do, they LIVE on the comparison with him, because as their idol they suffer from inferiority complexes. Let's go on with this road, pretty interesting... also, an easy win.
Now they say: can't Peta understand a joke?... a joke?! (it doesn't even make laugh!) ...so do they think Noel is not honest? what he says, is what he does, right? Noel IS a joke... ‎"journalists" now say Noel's was "as a rather irrelevant and frankly quite random piece of nonsense"... I see... there's a list of that from him...

Joan Jett takes aim at Noel Gallagher over cow cruelty comments, is embarrassed he's Irish and calls him "an idiot" (oh then we're not the only ones with Liam).
Animal-loving Joan Jett has challenged Noel Gallagher to a fight after the former Oasis star boasted about his love of "throwing stuff" at cows in a recent interview. Gallagher's cow cruelty comments have already enraged officials at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who insist his idea of fun with his kids suggests he needs a few "empathy" tips - and now Jett is taking aim at the singer/songwriter.
"This guy is a putz (idiot)! I am embarrassed he is Irish and from (the) same county as my grandparents on my father's side.
"Maybe if this bully wants to throw things, he should try throwing something at somebody who can fight back, like me."
Or, like Liam...
(wasn't it Liam bullying the band? according to Noel, of course)
Noel why don't you throw stuff at bulls, if you have some balls... he should be used with bulls, with all the bullshit he says...

That was still Noel's old hate for the environmentalists and (pretty) Greens... "them fucking communists". Still suffering from Liam throwing plums at him.
They still think he's Irish... "former Oasis star"... (they still think he was the singer, lol), I'd rather say "ex Oasis guitarist"... "former" in every sense... not only "ex"... also, Noel didn't form anything, didn't form Oasis, didn't give the name Oasis (despite what their blinded kidfans say), didn't even form another band, 'cause, as he says, the Low Lying Turds is not a band.

When we were kids, I used to play with money with my sister (we're not speaking since 2009, as the Gallaghers), and some L.100 coins had cows on one side... when she had to pay for something, she refused to use those with the cows, saying with a Mister Bean-aristocratic voice: "nooo, I collect cows" LOL (and she really did).
The best would be: love cows in the town Fucking, Austria (lol).


Another ass-licker "journalist" (looking like a kid) from Mayo (the Gallaghers parents) calls him "the saner" one...ahaha hilarious, we've got a list that could belong to one @ madhouse.
He says "it's lunchtime"...I see... he clearly already had the drinking part. Or he was hungry and his brains (behind the band) were not working well.
Maybe he's one of the cows he was throwing stuff at.
They even get money to lick his ass... just like a cow=bitch.
Of course, only a very few sites are writing the news about Peta against Noel... the unpopular things immediately published (by everybody, cuisine websites too) about Liam only...
Just another proof that Noel is a media darling.


The Ukrainians are sending us many messages (for Euro 2012). Sometimes, some nice woman, more often: some looking like sad carers taking care of the elderly LOL (badanti LOL)
Well, that could be my job soon, I already told my parents... but at least I'll try to be a sexy carer, wearing some G-string or suspender belt (lol). To complete my sexy outfit, I should copy Noel Gallagher and sing in falsetto and be on Grazia magazine. Too interested in fashion... ya know what Noel would say about this... ("they're gay").
At least I won't let girls write me any more messages on their G strings... shouting, you remember, is enough (lol).
There's Rebecca, a girl from England (as Noel said: everybody hates the English), who put as job: deporting bitches back to Poland ahahaha we're not the only ones who had an invasion... we should ask Noel the reason for these invasions... he sounds as an expert, as he says "them fucking communists"...
There are a few (?) British people, those who wrote me racist insults (they're probably from some of those "zones where they drink too much") against Italians, who don't know that the British here are one of the biggest communities, as people from MOROCCO...
England is the 1st country on the list of those with a biggest difference between (a few) rich people and (many) poor ones... the country famously burnt by rioters (as Noel said: "fucking idiots").
Of course they always name Berlusconi when they want to say something they got from tabloids.
Wondering why there's always England involved, when there's something about racism... But they even said Italians are racists (they must have confused us with some Juventus fan insulting Balotelli), which is hilarious, being a deeply anti-racist and friendly country.
Next time they should keep their racism for themselves...
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meeting Messi +Noel Gallagher the holy figure

MILAN - On Thursday 29 March (after AC Milan-Barcelona) there's a strike in Spain, and Barcelona will have their training in the (super training centre) Milanello, lol how strange.
It's where we organized meetings with the players, Ronaldinho (today his birthday), etc. and Beckham was throwing balls to me ;)
We'll visit Messi ;)

UPDATE: AC Milan didn't concede Milanello, but said they could help Barcelona to find a pitch in Milan.








more songs from the 60s...

Mina Mazzini, Se telefonando (if calling by phone)
another near Milan based artist, a sort of holy figure as Noel Gallagher says of himself in Italy (you wish).
Also because she doesn't appear anymore in public... (of course, 'cause she's an Inter fan) ...if only Noel would do the same...
Music written by Noel's inspiration Morricone. 
It would be great to live the 60s today, or the 80s... those were happy times.
Not the 70s, too much political mayhem. One would think the times get better but they don't. The times of our parents were much better than today, even the 80s were better, but we were too young. Everything's getting worse... even Noel admits this, about his gigs

Dik Dik, il primo giorno di primavera
signore e signori... i Cazzo Cazzo! mwahahahaha 
Ladies and gentlemen... the dick dick! LOL, those of "L'isola di Wight". This is "The first day of spring".
they also have a club-restaurant outside Milan, called Isola di Wight.
the times of our parents were much better than today, even the 80s were better, but we were too young.
Everything's getting worse... even Noel admits this, about his gigs.
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cow(ard) godlike genius Noel Gallagher wants his sons to throw stuff at cows and Peta attacks him

LONDON - Joanna Krupa naked, she was one of the "Victoria's Secret angels", I knew here when she wasn't famous. Same one of the "Euro 2012 girl", it wasn't true. Sorry, I prefer the body Joanna to Noel... but as he said, I'm "interested in fashion so you're gay"... ok.
Noel Gallagher, "the brains behind the band", said he’d like to take his sons on a trip to Ireland this year – so they can ‘throw stuff at cows’.
The bizarre claims come from an interview where he said he’d be taking his sons on holiday to Ireland to visit his grandmother – so they could bond doing something Noel enjoyed as a child; throwing stuff at cows.
“At my grandma's in Mayo we'd run around throwing stuff at cows. See, we don't get cows in Manchester, so if you see one you just throw stuff at them. I'm looking forward to bringing my sons over so they can throw stuff at cows as well."

maybe it's part of his old hate for the environmentalists and (pretty) Greens...
psychologist still needed... the cow(ard) Noel still suffers from Liam throwing plums at him...

result: Peta Bosses Take Aim At Godlike Genius Gallagher Over Cow Terrorism

Animal activists have taken aim at Noel Gallagher after the ex Oasis star joked about teaching his sons to "throw stuff at cows".
The Wonderwall singer (?!?!? again, they think it was him singing Wonderwall) recently told reporters he's looking forward to taking his sons Sonny and Donovan on a trip to Ireland, where he holidayed as a child - so they can bond over terrorising cattle.
Gallagher's cow cruelty has upset officials at People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, who insist his idea of fun with his kids suggests he needs a few "empathy" tips.
A spokesman for the organisation says, "A father whose idea of a family vacation includes traumatising animals who are minding their own business should undergo empathy counselling.
"It doesn't take a 'godlike genius' to realize that parents have an obligation to teach their children respect for all living beings and that they are creating monsters if they don't teach understanding. If Noel Gallagher wants his sons to grow into decent adults, he would do well to remember that."
Gallagher was honoured with the Godlike Genius Award at the Nme Awards last month.

What a massive idiot...sue him!
what a shitty father, thank God he said he's never at home...
I'm becoming a fan of Peta... never thought I could...


Morning Glory...

Set the controls for the heart of the sun

his nickname "G.D." (General Dread...or now we know: God Devil) Noel controls the universe. "If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun..." (again, he really dislikes the sun, he "doesn't care for the sunshine"...)

He said his new album "sounds like" Pink Floyd, and his disciples immediately believed him.
the disciples-apostles were 12... he's clearly the unlucky number 13...
Be careful 'cause 2012 could really be the last year of the world, something serious could happen: the jinx God is talking about it... ("them fucking Mayans"...maybe they were "them fucking communists")
The last year of the world, so we should do everything... even fucking in Austria, lol (the "fifteensome")

Man City, he was @ 3 games, all lost. The derby was for the FA Cup: lost. Europa League: lost.
also AC Milan, derby: lost. Then, vs Juventus: ghost goal. We qualified vs Arsenal just because Noel hates Wenger... "fuck Wenger and his socialist football"...


Le modelle italiane si danno delle arie alla stragrande, come se ce l'avessero d'oro, e hanno un quarto di bellezza di molte straniere. Quando quelle straniere vengono in Italia, si danno le arie come le italiane.... dev'essere colpa dell'aria... o di Liam Gallagher
[about Italian models putting on airs, as if they had a golden pussy. When the foreign ones come to Italy, they put on airs as them... it must be the air's fault... or Liam Gallagher's]

Flash

another one by the Queen about the warmonger Noel Gallagher becoming President of America. 
God Noel saviour of the universe... he'll save everyone of us... 
he can never fail... bring back his body!! 
no one but the pure in heart can find the Golden Pussy ooohhhh (lol)


the importance of being ignorant...
interview to Noel blinded fans in Roma, result: Noel-Liam 1-0... of course, if they ask it @ Noel gigs...
an expert one calling him "the chef" (pronounced "scef", as the cook) ... the chief... where did they find him, at a restaurant...
Noel didn't say anything (not yet) about Beady Eye playing Oasis... very strange, Penny Lane.
This is the 2nd step to the Oasis reunion... (the first one was the brothers avoiding the court).
Of course there'll be a reunion (despite what Noel fans said), because:
1) worst Oasis fan Noel said there won't be -> in Noel language: there will be
2) he's too interested in money
3) Liam loves Oasis
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OMD(evil) Noel GD Gallagher possessed by the devil


LONDON - ‎No more "OMG oh my God" (Noel). As you can see I added the label "jobs" (as he also needs a singer, a frontman): an exorcist needed. He's clearly "owned" (not only by the Americans), as I proved recently, also possessed by Manchester United devils inside.
Similar nose, eyes, signs on the face, it also seems the "woman" used to have big eyebrows...
When asked about him belonging to the Illuminati, he could say "no" or "bullshit", but he said "no comment"...
More:
2003: Noel Gallagher supports the war in Iraq.
September 2008 (just a few days before the release of Oasis' last album, with the atomic bomb... just like a few days before the Oasis split he made those satanic gestures), Noel Gallagher supports the introduction of DEATH PENALTY (pena di morte).
"Senza dubbio introdurrei la pena di morte. In caso si venga condannati da almeno due giurie e non vi sono dubbi sulla vostra colpevolezza, vi mando direttamente sulla sedia elettrica”.
(Noel Gallagher)
The media and fans tend to forget all the unpopular things he says... as the other week, when he said he doesn't care about world peace. He also doesn't care about John Lennon's pacifism and his life and said that "maybe he was an idiot".
Added other things to the post "vote warmonger Noel Gallagher US President".
After "God", he now wants to be something more: Usa President, the most powerful man in the world.
Democrat (or democrap) or Republican? not sure. He's everything.
He will also blame all the people, never himself for anything, he's just perfect.
The "but also" philosophy (butalsolism) I was writing about, was created by a democrat.
Presidente degli Stati Uniti...cazzo fosse vero...almeno ce lo leviamo dalle palle, quelle che racconta.

he talked shit of the whole world during his whole career... now I'm officially the one who talked shit about him more than anyone else.
Someone had to give him back all the shit he's been throwing on everybody (every-body: not possessed bodies). On everybody but not on us, that's why I had to be that one...

Marilyn Monroe singing Happy birthday
Kennedy: born 29 May 1917. Noel Gallagher: born 29 May 1967... both 29 May... exactly 50 years of difference. Zodiac sign: Gemini, double.
You know, Kennedy was shot... let's hope nothing "horrible is gonna happen" as Noel wished for himself (classic self-harm from Noel)... let's hope no other mad fan enters one of his houses again.

Italian Dream
this is what I meant in some recent post, with "sex open air" lol.
"voglio vivere così, col sole in fronte" (I want to live like this, with the sun in front of me)
#
"rain...like rain, I don't care for the sunshine"
(Noel Gallagher)
same song: not life, but "you dress me down when you call me up so don't call me alive"...
I've always said his lyrics, even in happy songs, have something sad inside.

Intimissimi is from Villafranca, place of the "Perfect day festival" (see recent post with Paolo Nutini).
The model is Tatyana Mityushina, in Italy we had a comedian saying "chi è Tatiana?! Tatiana è l'amica mia, quella grassa, ma talmente grassa..." (who is Tatiana?! Tatiana is a friend of mine, that fat one, but so fat that..." ...and he added exaggerated things, lol)
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Australia GP: Button dominating


MELBOURNE - Jenson! 
Button won the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne. 
Brief summary: great start with Jenson immediately leading, and Hamilton losing the first position. For about 40 laps, Jenson had about 10 and more seconds of advantage, he was extremely fast. Schumacher was 3rd but retired for a problem with the gears (different gear, not speeding). 20 laps to the end: safety car. When the race started again, Jenson immediately gained 3 seconds to Vettel 2nd, who was still not perfect. 
Hamilton lost a lot of seconds and at the end was almost battling with Webber 4th.
Next race: Malaysia, in 5 days.

more photos soon
Qantas girls, tram from Milan (they're also in California)
with Silvia Hoffer Frangipane, McLaren Italian PR
the singer for the Australian anthem
 there was Martin Brundle interviewing a gridgirl, lol
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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