Liam: Stone Roses better than sex

MILAN - Waiting for the Pope :), in a few days in Milano. 

from Liam: "the Stone Roses live are better than sex... and I can say that, cos my misses is away in New York at the moment". He said he's going to as many shows from here on in, "going to be biblical". Liam, Milan: 17 July.
Oh, Noel Gallagher wanted to play at their gigs but they chose Beady Eye... what a loser. He said he would have even sold hotdogs... BDSM anal aNoel... 

Noel's fans are sick... nothing new. "Noel or die" type. Celebrating his birthday... who cares? is he one of your family? get a life. Celebrating that he's getting old and shows to be 75 instead of 45... moaning about everything and young people, as an old man.
I even found Noel's fans comparing Oasis' "Live Forever" by Noel to "Little James" by Liam... (where of course Noel is God and Liam an idiot) ...says a lot about how idiotic they are. Little James was a song written for a child, it had to be simple. I find Live Forever quite a boring and trivial song (nothing lives forever), and Definitely Maybe a very overrated album (if there wasn't LIAM singing ALL the songs on the first album, just to remind them 'cause they don't know or they pretend they don't know, Noel would still play on the street - as Noel said: Noel learnt to sing in 2005). I prefer Boy with the Blues, I'm Outta Time, Morning Son, etc. by Liam. I think Noel's solo music is for unlucky buggers... he's trying to cover Oasis but does not sound rock'n'roll at all (as Noel said: he's not making rock'n'roll anymore).
I even found a girl (who was 5 years old in 1994, so she can know what Oasis were only from other people) uploading Oasis videos saying it's "Noel Gallagher" for the songs were he was singing... no no, it's not the same. Different band, Oasis were from another planet. And as his imaginary friend Gem says, it was not really Noel writing all his songs... of course in a band it's also other members adding something.
They even think that Noel and Liam making peace could change my mind about Noel... that's what THEY would do, following every single thing their idol does and thinks, as classic blinded fans without a brain.

Noel is gonna play at the Singapore Formula 1 Grand Prix... ahaha quite ironic for one who doesn't even have a driving license. Just as his song for Vauxhall cars (commercial for England national team). Just as his videos where he's Superman, an American hero who saves girls with a car... clearly, fiction.

piano version