royal hottie Pippa Middleton gets $5 million porn offer

LONDON - As anticipated, in Italian slang language "Pippa" means "wank", lol.
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think that future Queen Catherine is the hottest Middleton sister, and those who believe that honor falls to the younger Pippa. While the debate rages on, it looks like adult film mogul Steven Hirsch is definitely on Team Pippa. TheVivid Entertainment head has done something that would make any woman’s heart melt: he sent the Royal Sis a letter telling her that she’s hot enough to do porn. Preferably his porn. Let the swooning commence.
“As far as I’m concerned, you were the star of the recent Royal Wedding,” he gushed before saying those words that every woman longs to hear.” As I watched a broadcast of the event I couldn’t help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult film star.”The dude’s smooth, we’ll give him that (not). He went on to add that the slightly-steamy pictures that surfaced this week helped seal the deal. “After seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.” Wow, sometimes it pays to not make your Facebook pix private.
For one scene, Hirsch is prepared to fork over $5 million. “And, of course, you would have your choice of partners.”What a gentleman! He even offered a million dollars to get her brother James in on the action (in a totally separate scene, we hasten to add). The real question is if Hirsch actually thought the Royal Sister might accept, or if this was all a publicity stunt. We’re thinking the latter.