Final destination

LONDON - The Boys in Blue set off for Wembley for the FA Cup Final with Stoke and Mario Balotelli took the law into his own hands with some arresting headwear at the station. Vinny Kompany and Micah Richards reckon Mario could have another career if he ever decides to hang his boots up. "Lookin' great MB!" shouts Micah. Apparently Mario had truncheon meat sandwiches for his lunch.

Don't look back in anger if you lose
Bookies William Hill are never slow to find a gimmick to encourage even more punters to part with their cash.
And, with Man City in the FA Cup final, they are cashing in the club's most famous fans. With Liam Gallagher bound to be at Wembley (but not Noel this time), a number of Oasis-based specials are on offer including that the brothers are seen on ITV's coverage at least six times (7/2). It's 10/1 that a City player is booked for diving (Roll With It) and 7/1 that a Blues player is carded for for dissent (Stop Crying Your Heart Out).

Wonderwall -> City-England goalkeeper saving a penalty, 26/1

Don't look back in anger -> a City player sent off with a red card, 1/9

Slide away -> City scoring but then losing, 5.50/1