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soldier Liam Gallagher's funny quotes

LONDON - Do you remember time ago there were the "funny quotes" by Noel (some here), then a whole book with Oasis quotes (here), here are other ones by Liam:

on Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong:
“Fuck right off. I’m not having him. I really don’t like his head.”
August 09

On his morning regime:
“I’m up at 6am, me. I’ve got an alarm call and everything. It’s like being in the fookin’ army.”
2008

On the Glastonbury 'spirit' (see here)
“I fucking hate Glastonbury, mate. I’m only here for the money.”
July 04

On the Scissor Sisters:
"Bright colours and fucking weirdos on stilts? I'm more entertaining than that shit."
2005

On his emotions:
“I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, ‘What a good-looking fuck you are.’ ”
November 06

On being a sex symbol:
“I'm into the girls fancying me, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me. I've got nothing against gays - as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever."
2005

On Noel:
"I'd do time for him. I love him. Me and him are cool. If anyone stepped on his toes, I'd cut them off."
1995

On his brother's sense of style:
"Noel's got an old man vibe going on, our kid. Big woolly jumpers and cardigans... Terry Wogan, Val Doonican shit."
August 09

As yesterday I was writing about dancing, on his stage demeanour:
"I refuse to dance. And I can't dance anyway. I'm not in a band for that."
1994

On Jack White:
“The White Stripes? Fooking rubbish. School ties? At the age of 24? Fooking hell.”
July 02

On going out to gigs:
“Fuck that. What’s the point? The bands are all shit, aren’t they? Go out to socialise and have some student stand on your fucking shoes?”
2008

On Coldplay:
"Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher. What's all that with writing messages about Free Trade? If he wants to write things down I'll give him a pen and a pad of paper. Bunch of students."
2006

On Coldplay and Radiohead:
“I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.”
August 08

About taking on Blur:
“We said it from Day One, we were the ones who were real, man. We’re just honest, man, and we’re not a bunch of women.”
September 02

On the Blur reunion:
"I'm right into it, [because] it'll finish off the Kaiser Chiefs and put them to bed. There's nothing worse than a shit Blur."
2008

On Robbie Williams:
“He's a fucking drama queen. You make a crap album then want everyone to feel sorry for you. Tosser!”
February 07

Spreading the love for Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty:
“I don’t give a fuck about her, I don’t give a fuck about the other dick and I don’t give a fuck about any of ‘em.”
September 08

On Pete Doherty and Tom Chaplin:
“Posh boys can't take drugs, man, they're lightweights. They have one little line, and they're in rehab".
November 06

On Ozzy Osbourne:
“How come everyone thinks he’s great? He’s a bit of a fooking mong, if you ask me.”
July 02

On Bloc Party (here is one of the post against them)
"They remind me of a band off University Challenge. Like they’re sitting on a panel."
July 05

On Franz Ferdinand:
"You look at [Alex Kapranos] and the singer from Right Said Fred. It's the same person! he's just gone on the Atkins diet and grown his hair."
2005

On La Roux:
"No way, mate. She's got man hands."
August 09

On ambition:
"If I wasn't a musician I don't know. I'd be God, maybe? That would be a good job."
2005
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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