oasisblues: "fail" Liam Gallagher tickets sold out in less than 30 minutes

"fail" Liam Gallagher tickets sold out in less than 30 minutes

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Tickets to see Liam Gallagher's new band, Beady Eye, at their six UK dates next March sold out in under half an hour.
The band - which features four of the five members who were in Oasis when they split last year - announced their debut UK and European dates this week, but overwhelming demand saw the six dates in Glasgow, Manchester and London sell out immediately after going on sale at 10am this morning.
Tickets to see the 'Bring The Light' band in Italy, france, Holland, Germany, Spain and Belgium also went on sale this morning, they're also expected to sell out fast.

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Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

Liam Gallagher tour 2017-2018-2019-2020 gigography

2017

30 May - O2 Ritz, Manchester, England
1 June - Electric Brixton, London, England
4 June - Rock im Park, Nürnberg, Deutschland
5 June - Pinkpop festival, Landgraaf, Nederland
10 June - Olympia theatre, Dublin, Ireland
11 June - Barrowlands, Glasgow, Scotland
14 June - Bergenfest festival, Bergenhus Festning, Norge
24 June - Glastonbury festival, England
6 July - Exit Festival, Novi Sad, Srbija
9 July - Festival Les Ardentes, Liege, Belgique
15 July - FIB festival Benicàssim, España
21 July - the Tall Ships Races, Turku, Suomi
23 July - Lollapalooza festival, Paris, France
28 July - McKittrick Hotel, New York City, USA
30 July - Rough Trade, New York City, USA
2 August - Park West, Chicago, USA
3 August - Lollapalooza festival, Chicago, USA
5 August - Osheaga festival, Montreal, Canada
10 August - National Olympic Sports Center Gymnasium, Beijing, China
12 August - CR Shenzhen Bay Sports Center Arena, Shenzhen, China
14 August - Manila’s Mall of Asia Arena, Maynilà, Pilipinas
17 August - Zepp, Tokyo, Japan
18 August - Sonic Mania, Makuhari Messe, Chiba, Japan
20 August - Summer Sonic, Osaka, Japan
22 August - Jamsil Olympic Stadium Seoul, South Korea
25 August - August Bank Holiday Weekend, Leeds, England
27 August - August Bank Holiday Weekend, Reading, England
9 September - Dcode festival, Campus del la Ucm, Madrid, España
14 September - Vogue Fashion Night Out, Terrazza Duomo 21, (acoustic show), Milan, Italia
22 September - Reeperbahn festival, Hamburg, Deutschland
7 October - CalJam, San Bernardino, California, USA
29 October - Samhain festival, Weston airport hangar, Dublin, Ireland
30 October - Sse Arena, Belfast, Northern Ireland
1 November - Metro Radio Arena, Newcastle, England
2 November - BBC radio Theatre, London, England
7 November - Bethnal Green Working Men's Club, London, England
10 November - Party in the Park, Dubai Media City Amphitheatre, United Arab Emirates
13 November - Warfield Theatre, San Francisco, USA
14 November - The Wiltern, Los Angeles, USA
18 November - Gothic Theatre, Denver, USA
20 November - First Avenue, Minneapolis, USA
21 November - The Riviera, Chicago, USA
23 November - Rebel, Toronto, Canada
25 November - House of Blues, Boston, USA (postponed)
27 November - Terminal 5, New York City, USA
29 November - Lincoln Theatre, Washington DC, USA (postponed)
30 November - Union Transfer, Philadelphia, USA (postponed)
3 December - First Direct Arena, Leeds, England
4 December - The Sse Hydro, Glasgow, Scotland
6 December - Pavilions, Plymouth, England
7 December - Alexandra Palace, London, England
9 December - Sleep in the Park, Edinburgh, Scotland
10 December - Motorpoint Arena, Nottingham, England
12 December - Arena, Birmingham
13 December - Motorpoint Arena, Cardiff, Wales
15 December - Brighton Centre, Brighton, England
16 December - Arena, Manchester, England
30 December - Falls festival, Lorne, Australia
31 December - Falls festival, Marion Bay, Australia

2018
2 January - Falls festival, Byron Bay, Australia
4 January - Enmore theatre, Sydney, Australia
5 January - Forum theatre, Melbourne, Australia
7 January - Falls festival, Fremantle, Australia
12 January - Bitec Bangna Hall 106, Bangkok, Thailand
14 January - Ecopark Convention Centre Ancol, Jakarta, Indonesia

12 February - Radio X rooftop, London, England
23 February - La Riviera, Madrid, España
24 February - Razzmatazz, Barcelona, España
26 February - Fabrique, Milano, Italia
27 February - Granteatro Geox, Padova, Italia
1 March - X-tra, Zürich, Schweiz
2 March - L'Olympia, Paris, France
5 March - Columbiahalle, Berlin, Deutschland
7 March - Ancienne Belgique, Bruxelles, België
8 March - Afas Live, Amsterdam, Nederland

17 March - Lollapalooza festival, Hipodromo de San Isidro, Buenos Aires, Argentina
18 March - Lollapalooza festival, Parque O'Higgins, Santiago, Chile (cut, postponed)
22 March - Lollapalooza festival, Autodromo de Interlagos, Sao Paulo, Brasil
27 March - Parque de la Exposición, Lima, Perú

13 April - Snowbombing, Mayrhofen, Austria, Österreich

10 May - The Masonic, San Francisco, USA

11 May - Greek Theatre, Los Angeles, USA

13 May - Sony Center for the Performing Arts, Toronto, Canada

14 May - Blue Hills Bank Pavilion, Cambridge, USA

16 May - Central Park Summerstage, New York, USA

17 May - Festival Pier at Penn's Landing, Bala Cynwyd, USA

19 May - Lincoln Theatre, Washington, USA

27 May - The Biggest Weekend festival, Coventry, England
8 June - Northside festival, Aarhus, Danmark
10 June - Parklife, Heaton Park, Manchester, England
15 June - Malahide Castle, Dublin, Ireland
16 June - Ormeau Park, Belfast, Northern Ireland
21 June - I-Days Festival, Milano, Italia
22-24 June - Isle of Wight festival, England
29 June - Finsbury Park, London, England
30 June - Trnsmt festival, Glasgow, Scotland

5 July - Palladium, Köln, Deutschland
8 July - Les Eurockéennes, Belfort, France
10 July - Les Déferlantes festival, Argelès-sur-Mer, France

14 July - Latitude festival, Hanham Park, England
19-22 July - FIB festival Benicàssim, España
20 July - Vieilles Charrues festival, Carhaix, France
25 July - Stimmen festival, Lörrach, Deutschland
8-12 August - Sonorama Ribera festival, Aranda de Duero, España
12 August - Sziget festival, Budapest, Hungary

17 August - Rize festival, Hylands Park, Chelmsford, England
18 August - Emirates Lancashire Cricket Club, Manchester, England

24 August - Zürich Openair, Schweiz

25 August - Rock en Seine, Paris, France

15 September - Singapore Formula 1 Grand Prix, Marina Bay circuit, Singapore

13 December - Union chapel, London, England

2019

5 June - Hackney Round Chapel, London, England

8 June - Medimex festival, Taranto, Italia

21-22 June - Metronome Festival Prague, Praha, Česko - Česká republika

23 June - Irish Independent Park, Cork, Ireland

26 June - Eden Sessions, Eden Project, Cornwall, England

27-30 June - Glastonbury festival, England

4 July - Collisioni AgriRock festival, Barolo, Italia

9->14 July - Atlas Weekend, Київ Україна, Kyiv Ukrayina

11 July - Bilbao BBK Live, Bilbao, España

11-13 July - Pohoda festival, Trencin, Slovensko Slovakia

17 July - Moon & Stars festival, Locarno, Svizzera

18 July - The Granaries, Floriana, Malta

27 July - Cap Roig festival, España

28 July - Festival de Carcassonne, France

10 August - Smukfest, Skanderborg, Danmark

24 August - In the Park 19 festival, Helsinki, Suomi Finland

31 August-1 September - Fall in Love festival, București, România

7 September - Gibraltar Calling Festival, Gibraltar

more soon

postponed to 2020

Luxexpo, Luxembourg

Zenith, München, Deutschland

Zoppas Arena, Conegliano Veneto, Italia

Palalottomatica, Roma, Italia

Zenith, Paris, France

Forest National, Bruxelles, België

1 February - Spektrum, Oslo, Norge

2 February - Annexet, Stockholm, Sverige

7 February - Ziggo Dome, Amsterdam, Nederland

Mehr! Theater, Hamburg, Deutschland

Vega, Copenhagen, Danmark

fashion star with music stars

the city of Milano & England have the same flag. AC Milan, best club in history, was founded by a group of English&Italians. Milan was appointed as the 1.city of world fashion. Pretty Green started in Milan, 11 March 2009, launched for my birthday 9 June, winner of the Drapers award as best brand. Beady Eye (first gig in Milan in 2000) were later conceived when Liam was here for PG. Oasisblues is on the official Oasis site, and is visited by Liam too. Marco since 1994 biggest guide, born and always lived in Milan historic centre

songs of the summer 2012 & 2011

..... Noel the leech, the looter, the parasite... the little bitch.

added: Ocean child, Golden brown, Damaged, Feel the pain, Hi-heel sneakers, Je so' pazzo, Summer in the city, etc. (should have added Stone Roses too and many more)..... as Tony said, the first 3 Oasis albums were made thanks to the Real People... (Columbia, Supersonic, Whatever, Rockin' Chair, All around the world, Don't go away, etc. were not written by Noel)...concidentially, the first 3 albums are considered the only good ones...

..... Oasis without Noel, the Boys in the Bubble (wanna be free)

..... Oasis' Hung in a bad place, by Gem

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"I love Noel, but I'm not blind and Marco is RIGHT. After 40+ years of walking to and fro upon the Earth (look THAT reference up, if you dare), Noel is a master manipulator of people, particularly Liam and apparently also the fans and the media. There's not a category for LIAR of the Year, or he'd win that. Of course he will win Hero of the Year and Liam Villain of the Year (when it's REALLY the other way around). Beady Eye could also win the Worst Band Award from the Noel Musical Express." (fortunately, it didn't happen but he won the hilarious extra award "Godlike Genius", without people could vote for it...)

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“Noel’s got a lot of stories, but how many of them are actually true is another matter. Few of them are rooted in truth.”

(his best friend, Paul Weller)

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"That's the thing that makes me want to throw up. I just look at Noel now and think, 'You're a fucking fake'."

(Liam)

“Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, ‘Let’s make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let’s make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let’s have him born in the middle of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let’s make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.’ Cheers!”
(Noel Gallagher)

media darling Noel Gallagher telling lies to promote his album:

- Oasis split because of Liam
- Oasis failed in the Usa (so they didn't have 4 top5 albums, sold out gigs in record times for a British band, etc.)
- Oasis failed in the Usa because of Liam... (then Noel admitted they were successful)
- Oasis split because of Pretty Green
- he's not playing songs that were sung by Liam (then played Supersonic, Wonderwall, Whatever, It's good to be free, etc.)
- Oasis split because of lack of support from management (sounds like he's not sure about the reason... in fact he then admitted 2 times that he doesn't know why...)
- he's playing only 3 Oasis songs (then played 10)
- Oasis split because of lack of support from band members, Andy, Gem, Chris
- he's publishing his 2nd album in 2012, immediately after the first album, before the tour
- his new songs are new and all written by him (his imaginary friend Gem doesn't think so...)
- his shoes are new
- Noel is friends with Gem
- Liam bullied the band
- he's not going to speak during the gigs
- he doesn't want people to speak to him (then he had whole conversations)
- Oasis didn't split because it was years he wanted to go solo (he wanted since 2000 album failing)

- he won't leave Oasis
- Sara encouraged the solo career after Oasis split (not before eh...)
- repeated a thousand times: there will be no Oasis reunion
- there will be no Oasis reunion, not even for starving children
- Oasis split because Liam was drunk in August 2009 (Noel avoided the court thanks to his mummy)

- there will be the Oasis reunion
- he was not going to text Liam for Christmas
- the work was harder in Oasis
- the work is harder now
- nobody in Oasis cared about the fans
- nobody was listening to Oasis in the last years
- his album is back in the top 10
- he hates having pictures of him taken (he's vain as fuck)

- @ Olympics they asked him to mime so he didn't sing (they wouldn't have PAID him, and they know he can't sing. Beady Eye didn't mime)

- repeated a thousand times: the High Flying Birds disband November 2012 (they're still annoying around)

- Liam did not put down a vocal for Record Machine and Stop the clocks... the band members don't think so

- Noel doesn't care about Liam (he talks about him every time)

- High Flying Birds is a better band than Oasis
- much more

Noel Gallagher's top 10 worst bullshit:

1. "not even if all the starving children in the world depended on it"
2. wishing to "catch AIDS and die". Wishing Liam to have the shittiest time of his life. Liam never said things like those
3. insulting his own fans (but he's right about this)
4. telling lies, long list
5. insulting everybody, long list (often without even knowing the people). Insulting Oasis fans who made him rich
6. leaving Oasis 3 times +excuses for not reforming
7. the man who is still paying the most money for copying songs
8. bigger than the Beatles, John Lennon was an idiot
9. losing his British identity
10. the man without a style