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passive duck Elton John says Oasis are not men

LONDON - In these days I was ignoring him, you know, when men become old they say more and more bullshit, that's called senile dementia. But reading about this everywhere, it just got on my nerves. I even quoted him 'cause I used to appreciate him as a musician, for example I love "Your song", "Tiny dancer", "Rocket man".
As a person, do you remember when he said Jesus was gay... says a lot about Elton John. He's a man. What's wrong with it?! people say. Absolutely nothing: they just fuck themselves in their arses, very natural indeed. That's how many people were born: from an ass.
Then they say you hate him because he's gay: so how is he allowed to speak about other people being men... when he's not!
He's a... duck.
As though I accused a woman saying she's not a woman, when I'm not too.
Oasis, having been the best band and attacking many people, attracted the hate and jealousy from many. Oasis often used words as "them gays", "you fag", etc., so of course Elton John couldn't be a fan of Oasis.
He said U2, Muse (!), Coldplay (!) are men, while Oasis are "stupid SODS" and still boys with ALL the rest of the bands, and because Oasis threw away their success in America in 1995 or so... They came back there so many times, no need to say that, Sir. You're a bit retard eh? Oasis make him terribly nervous.
He also said "It's only the cream that rises to the top. It's always the ones with the best work ethic and the best material and the best attitude". No. Oasis had a bigger success, and if you're moralistic in rock music, then you have to throw away so many great bands. Real rockers are bad boys.
Of course, dear Donald Duck: there are men, boys, and also old gays... You're jealous 'cause you're old, you faggot.
Oasis are not men: Oasis stay young!!

In late 2006, Noel bore the brunt of a verbal attack from Elton John, who took offence to Gallagher describing him as one of a number of "precious" celebrities who shield themselves from normal public life, saying, "Life is a great thing, why shut yourself away from it? I can't understand people like Elton John…" John struck back saying, "After what fucking Noel Gallagher said about me I couldn't give a shit about Oasis… He's just such a tosser, and he looks like Parker from Thunderbirds."
Gallagher's friend Sergio Pizzorno of Kasabian defended Gallagher saying "Elton's just a fat man in a tracksuit. Whereas anything that comes out of Noel's mouth is absolute genius. Noel is the last man you want to start with. He's so quick he can destroy anyone. Elton John needs to watch out."
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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