Liam: bands who don't want success are like dicks who wear sun cream on holiday

LONDON - Liam Gallagher says bands who don't want hit records are like "dicks" who wear sun cream on holiday.
The former Oasis star wants his new band Beady Eye to be massive all over the world and he thinks musicians who don't want success are as gutless as safety-first holidaymakers.
He angrily said: "It's like people who go on holiday, putting sun cream on. Do you want a tan or what, you dick? You go on a top holiday somewhere hot and you come back whiter than white. We're made to sound arrogant because of time wasters like that."

Liam's ambition for Beady Eye is for them to be as big as The Beatles, and even more popular than his first band Oasis. 

Liam's bandmate Andy Bell shares his lofty ambition and thinks all bands want to match the Fab Four's incredible accomplishments.
The guitarist said: "All bands deep down want to do that. The Strokes, Elbow all of them. If you sat any band in a room and said, 'Do you want to be as big as The Beatles?' they'd all say yes."

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus (who the fuck is she? They say Hannah Montana?) is using Oasis as the inspiration for her world tour (another Taylor Momsen?)
The singer/actress is currently on the South American leg of her Gypsy Heart World Tour but is taking a little piece of Oasis with her.
“I saw Oasis live a while back and I really loved how they kept asking for requests to keep the audience involved,” explains Miley.
“If you want to see someone just dance around you can watch it on DVD but I want this to be about everyone including the audience so I am trying to do something very similar because I know that’s what I would want to see.”