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LONDON - No it's not for April Fools' day. If you ever read the comments under any article from the websites of British tabloids... you probably did, and commented. Seen from a different point of view, it really looks like those people (the readers) need some help. It sounds like they're spitting in their own dish (well, their dish wasn't great anyway). They clearly spend their days hating, talking shit (Noel Gallagher must be their teacher? as he was elected one the British men with the greatest wit), with useless comments like desperate housewives staying at home because it rains outside, busy cooking their shite food, probably back from the pub where they got drunk after watching their "superior" failed football. Their favourite target seems to be Liam Gallagher, who is portrayed by the media as rude, arrogant, everything negative (it's a character, of course they don't know him personally). Here are the latest "intelligent" comments from a country famously made of people who feel superior to the other ones... Here just because they saw some photos from paparazzi photographing him with some bottles and women (All Saints, his wife and sister in law, Nicole and Natalie Appleton)... their jealousy exploded. I see their main problem is ignorance, I mean they don't know anything and act as if they created the world.
As Noel Gallagher says: everybody hates the English.
From the Daily Mail:

"Give it a rest Liam. You're not relevant anymore"
RealTalk , London
(could say the same about the British people...)

"so not cool anymore"
Clarence Cod , East Yorkshire

"He brother has evolved...grown up. He as not"
Chris, Newcastle

(in your language, that one coming from Latin, it's written "his" brother, not to mention all the mistakes in their own language)
...sure his media darling brother has evolved... telling a thousand lies, that's the way to be successful...
Also, would love to know what "growing up" means to these people... it seems it's great to stay young...

"Every story I've seen of him lately has involved alcohol. He will be in rehab by the end of the year, mark my words"
Lornie, Worcestershire

as if in Great Britain nobody drinks ahahahaha
this one sounds like those Irish people a few posts ago and their predictions... they all failed. So please, keep them coming.
Also, it seems that Noel wear great clothes and never drinks... ahahaha seen from an Italian sense, Noel Gallagher is the most uncool person ever seen, looks like an 80 years old man (but of course it's Liam who is "not ageing well"). Also, just the other day he said he wakes up every morning with hangovers... and he's always proud of getting drunk... 46 years old, father of 3 children, spending £ 7,000 for a night in a bar...
Reading the articles and the people, it also seems that Noel never insults anyone ahahahaha (even his own fans), he's an angel.

"Never liked him and still hasnt grown up. Complete muppet."
Katie, Warwick

would also love to see them telling the same things in front of him, not hidden behind the screen of their daily wank... they would probably ask him an autograph, like fanboys. As Liam says, journalists talking shit, have our posters in their rooms.

"He's having a mid life crisis. Fool!"
trinity1, Chichester
"Time to grow up Liam. You're looking a bit sad now !!"
Cilla, Ipswich

hmmm let me think... No. Actually, he's having great fun... you clearly aren't.

"Idiot who swung off his brothers talent"
tiz, Stockport

sure, his brother's talent in being the man who is still paying the most money for copying songs...

"I had a massive crush on this man throughout the Brit pop era, saw oasis loads of times up and down the country. Now I just cringe whenever I see articles on him. And don't get me started on those shoes. Mug."
Sarah, Greenhithe
luckily you're cringing... we wouldn't like to see how ugly you are. On the contrary, he's showing himself, proud.

"Really wish he would get rid of that unibrow!"

"Absolute mess"

"Looks like an animal"

"he needs to grow up, and get some decent clothes"

just because he's wearing a mod parka (not an "anorak"), a pair of elegant trousers and cool shoes? sure they don't know the clothes he wears won the Drapers award ...showing all the typical features of British fashion... probably there's something wrong with these people's typical British fashion sense... still as Noel Gallagher thinks, I feel ashamed looking at the way they dress...
Of course we can't see how they are dressed, unfortunately... would love to see them to have a good laugh.

"It's like he is stuck in a time warp, nothing changes or moves on, still don't see him working successfully in music with anyone, his brother on the other hand..."

his brother on the other hand still used songs (not even all written by him, as his imaginary friend Gem said) from 10 years ago, and still covered other 10 Oasis songs. Doesn't sound really evolved...

"He is a creep."
Liz-318-13 , Cork City

hmmm said from Ireland, so now we're sure these comments are loads of bullshit.

"I never rated the'music' that he & his brother did in the 80's & thought it was garbage!"

even confusing 80's with 90's...

the Irish alocholic expert:
"I do believe that is Prosecco he is brandishing, and not actual 'bubbly' in the champagne sense!"
daphnegabalot , Dublin, Ireland

it's Ruinart Brut. I thought the Irish were experts of drinking? as Noel said the other day, "I'm Irish, I wake up every morning with hangovers"

"It's all over Liam."
The Junkyard Angel, York

sure, but angel, don't forget to get their new song and album.

Ok then, you convinced me. The British people need to grow up... stop drinking, evolve, and get some decent clothes.
I think they're probably old people (or very old inside), who see a 40 year old man still having fun, so they get jealous.
Usually when you make them notice about their talking shit, they say they're just "jokes", banter, as they say... wow then it's even worse, really a poor way to spend their time. And if they really want to mock him and attack him, the best way would be ignoring him, not THOUSANDS of stupid comments under articles on him (sounds like he's relevant), that's what he wants, that's his victory.
Maybe all of this happens because Britain has so little to be proud of. Little Britain. And they're attacking the last man (also elected greatest frontman of all time and ultimate frontman) who made UK popular.

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