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exclusive: American election results

WASHINGTON - Breaking news. Obama? Romney?
Americans, (or as Noel says: "idiots, fat fucks working @ McDonald's"), Ladies and gentlemen, unfortunately we have to announce "with some sadness and great relief", that Noel Gallagher did not win... he finished 28th. 
He won't be the new American president as he wanted and said, one of the ways to promote his disappointing American solo album (28th in the USA, despite his licking effort, being recorded in the USA, with USA style music, USA style videos, USA actresses, band name copied from an USA band, lyrics copied from another USA band, etc.).
"God" was not enough for him, he wanted more.
But nothing new, usually he wins only when the people can't vote for him (as the Nme Godlike Genius award).
Wondering why he didn't win... it must be because the media tend to forget him, LOL.
The people should have voted for him: voting for change, no more Oasis "not even for starving children"...
He wanted to be "the new Obama" (always repeating "fuck off socialism..."), after supporting the war in Iraq in 2003, death penalty (September 2008), insulting communists, Greens, pacifists, rebels, Americans, Australians, English, Chinese, etc.
Such a shame, 'cause he was ready to be a politician: telling so many lies and "interested in money only" despite being "already rich", as he said, he would have been a great politician because already rich and according to him only rich politicians like his idol Berlusconi are good.
He would have also blamed all the people, never himself for anything, he's just perfect.

Have you noticed how many times Noel talks about the issue "no Oasis reunion"? too many times... His blinded fans say that it's because they ask him too many times... oh really? nah, they didn't understand anything about him being a media darling... he WANTS to be asked about that... They didn't even ask themselves WHY the people ask him...

So the "new" USA (new Greece) president lies (I mean stays, lol) one whose complete real name is Barack Hussein Obama... the media darling, and telling lies (I think I know a similar one...)
Voted especially by the new generations obamaized (voting him "because he's black".... fucking racists) without enough experience and knowledges... blinded fans (I think I know a similar one...)
In the next months Israel is going to war against Iran... and they were "waiting for the American election"...
good luck world...
luckily it's going to end on 21 December...
At least he can't be voted anymore in next elections 2016, thank God.
HOPE... in Italy we say "chi vive sperando muore cagando"... "who lives hoping, dies shitting", LOL.
Europeans who know nothing loving the election result. It makes no difference. Noel's illuminati lizards control everything and Obama is a robot.

Noel Gallagher's reaction: fuck off socialism!! and fuck off Wenger and his socialist football!

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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