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Sunday, December 06, 2009

NON FATE L'ADSL VODAFONE ITA: IT'S SHIT

Marco Guido Nelson Zanella | Sunday, December 06, 2009 | News |

water-fone

(comunicazione "di servizio"...sì, servizio inesistente che i clienti pagano)

Ne avevo già scritto, è una linea inaffidabile che dà un sacco di problemi di connessione e vi lascerà "a piedi" senza internet anche per giornate intere (immagino quelli che ne hanno bisogno per lavoro, saranno doppiamente incazzati), questa "Vodafone Station" è una grandissima fregatura. D'altronde lo si poteva intuire dai personaggi che la pubblicizzano: l'Adsl Vodafone funziona come il cervello di Francesco Totti e DJ Francesco (ovviamente era anche lo sponsor del Manchester United).

Se l'avete già e funziona (ma c'è qualcuno così?), fate comunque la disdetta perchè vi lascerà senza internet quando meno ve l'aspettate (stesso discorso per la "chiavetta Vodafone", la internet key per il portatile).

Ci sono problemi anche sulla linea del telefono fisso, una situazione del genere nell'anno ormai 2010, è inaccettabile.

2 commenti:

Vanessa87 said...: già, è un peccato xkè di solito almeno i cell Vodafone funzionano bene
Andrea said...: adesso FORSE sta migliorando un po'.. ma la chiavetta in zone poco coperte funziona davvero male

Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000 lol

30th May - Forum, Milan, Italy

(the first "Noeless" gig)

2003

16th November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011

7th February - meeting Beady Eye, Milan, Italy +here

3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13th March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14th March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16th March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18th March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg

19th March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21st March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22nd March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)

25th March - Teenage Cancer Trust, Royal Albert Hall, London + here and here

(28 March - Top of the Pops, Milan, Italy +here)

3rd April - Brixton Academy, concert for Japan, London + here (with Beatles covers)

11th April - Rock City, Nottingham

12th April - Guild of Students, Liverpool (bootleg)

14th & 15th April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image

17th April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland

18th April - Corn Exchange, Edinburgh, Scotland (bootleg and photos inside)

20th April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)

21st April - O2 Academy, Leeds

23rd April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)

24th April - Civic Hall, Wolverhampton

26th April - Guildhall, Southampton

27th April - Centre, Brighton (bootleg)

(27th May - Arena, Verona, Italy + pics&videos here)

29th May - Jelling Festival, Denmark (pics+videos)

30th May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany

2nd June - Глав GlavClub, Saint Petersburg, Russia

+a photo here + win tickets here

4th June - Milk, Moscow, Russia +a video here

8th June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here

9th June (Pretty Green birthday & my birthday :) - Heineken Jammin Festival, Mestre, Venice, Italy +story here +photos here +win tickets here +discount here

11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france

12th June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here

18th June - Metro, Chicago, U.S.A. +review here +review&video here

20th June - The Sound Academy, Toronto, Canada

22nd June - Later on David Letterman, Ed Sullivan Theatre, New York City, U.S.A. +bootleg here

23rd June - Webster Hall, New York, U.S.A.

25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.

30th June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)

1st July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here

3rd July - Eurockeennes Festival, Belfort, france (bootleg)

5th July - iTunes Festival, Roundhouse, London +bootleg here

7th July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain

9th July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland

10th July - T in the Park, Kinross, Scotland +another video +other videos and bootleg here

12th July - Somerset House, Strand, London

14th July - Hultsfred Festival, Sweden +video here

16th July - Melt Festival, Berlin, Germany (bootleg and video)

17th July - Gurten Festival, Switzerland +review here

13th August - Summer Sonic Festival, Tokyo, Japan

14th August - Summer Sonic Festival, Osaka, Japan

18th August - Frequency festival, St. Pölten, Austria

20th August - Belsonic festival, Belfast, Northern Ireland

21th August - Lowlands Festival, Biddinghuizen, Holland

23rd August - Zeltfestival Ruhr, Bochum, Germany

26th August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here

27th August - Leeds Festival

3rd September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea

5th September - Zepp Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan (video&setlist) +3 pics here +bootleg

6th September - Zepp Nagoya, Nagoya, Japan (bootleg)

8th September - Zepp Osaka, Osaka, Japan (bootleg)

11th September - Zepp Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan (bootleg)

12th September - Zepp Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan (bootleg)

14th September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan

16th September - Flash Arena, Yas Island, United Arab Emirates

7th October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here

8th October - Gran Teatro Geox, Padova, Italy

+win the concert here

10th October - Tonhalle, Munchen, Germany

11th October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)

13th October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)

14th October - Columbiahalle, Berlin, Germany +bootleg here

16th October - Vega, Copenhagen, Denmark

18th October - Heineken Music Hall, Amsterdam, Holland

19th October - Stadthalle, Offenbach, Germany (cancelled - not Beady Eye fault)

31st October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile

2nd November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay

3rd November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina

4th November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina

5th November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil

7th November - Circo Voador, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

11th November - Empress Ballroom, Blackpool

12th November - O2 Academy, Sheffield

14th November - O2 Academy, Birmingham

15th November - Oasis Leisure Centre, Swindon

17th November - O2 Academy Brixton, London

29th November - Commodore Ballroom, Vancouver, Canada

30th November - Showbox Market, Seattle, U.S.A.

2nd December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.

3rd December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here

5th December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.

6th December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.

8th December - 9:30 Club, Washington, U.S.A.

9th December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.

10th December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although they say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously, with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010

25th March - Royal Albert Hall - London

26th March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011

25th September - Rtl 102.5 acoustic session - Milan, Italy

Radio Montecarlo acoustic session - Milan, Italy

26th September - Radio Deejay Tv acoustic session - Milan, Italy

Radio 105 acoustic session - Milan, Italy

Virgin Radio acoustic session - Milan, Italy

23rd October - Olympia Theatre - Dublin, Ireland +review here

27th October - Usher Hall - Edinburgh, Scotland (bootleg)

(3rd November - BBC radio Theatre - London, bootleg)

(5th November - The Mod Club - Toronto, Canada, bootleg)

(22th November - Live @ Later with Jools Holland, bootleg)

28th November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

30th November - Melkweg The Max - Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)

2012

22nd January - Gold Coast Parklands - Gold Coast, Australia

lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10th April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

fashion star with music stars

..... Noel the leech, the parasite. model: Natasha

..... to be honest, it's not me the biggest Oasis fan, but we finally found out who's the BIGGEST one :) :), read here (she's my English teacher) ..... Oasis without Noel, the Boys in the Bubble (wanna be free). 1)Boy with the Blues 2)I'm outta time 3)Love like a bomb 4)Pass me down the wine 5)To be where there's life 6)Songbird 7)Turn up the sun 8)Born on a different cloud 9)The quiet ones 10)Won't let you down 11)Thank you for the good times 12)Little James 13)Hung in a bad place 14)Better man (early, cooler version from 51:55) 15)I believe in all 16)Keep the dream alive 17)Guess God thinks I'm Abel 18)Soldier on 19)Ain't got nothin' 20)A bell will ring 21)The meaning of soul 22)The nature of reality 23)Eyeball tickler

..... Milano mod Lambretta and Roller girls

..... Oasis' Hung in a bad place, by Gem

"I love Noel, but I'm not blind and Marco is RIGHT. After 40+ years of walking to and fro upon the Earth (look THAT reference up, if you dare), Noel is a master manipulator of people, particularly Liam and apparently also the fans and the media. There's not a category for LIAR of the Year, or he'd win that. Of course he will win Hero of the Year and Liam will win Villain of the Year (when it's REALLY the other way around). Beady Eye will also win the Worst Band Award from the Noel Musical Express."

..... somewhere down the line, YOU are Italian too. Watch your jealous tongue before saying anything against Italy

..... live in Milan. He was singing great, he also said: have a nice holiday, you deserve it :). During the whole concert, Superman Liam was wearing the Italian flag, never seen this. He even came off the stage near the people to touch him. There were even girls telling me to give him their bra ^_^ and to stay on the front row they even wanted to pay me, lol. Some even wanted to take a photo with me :D

The funny thing about this video is the photographers as in Four Letter Word video :)

INTERNATIONAL TROPHIES: AC Milan 18, Real Madrid 15, Barcelona 14, Juventus & Liverpool 11, Ajax 10, Inter Milan 9, Bayern Munich 8, Porto & Manchester scum United 7, Valencia (no Champions Leagues) 6, Anderlecht (no C.L.) 5, Feyenoord & Parma & Atletico Madrid (no C.L.) 4, Nottingham Forest (! 2 C.L.) & Dynamo Kyiv & Sevilla & Borussia Dortmund & Chelsea & Tottenham (no C.L.) 3, Psv Eindhoven & Benfica & Hamburg & Zenit Sankt-Peterburg & Red Star Belgrade & Steaua Bucharest & Ifk Goteborg & Borussia M. & Mechelen & Real Zaragoza & Aberdeen & Lazio & Galatasaray & Aston Villa & Leeds & Arsenal (no C.L.) 2, Manchester City & Fiorentina & Napoli & Roma & Sampdoria & Celtic & Rangers & Ipswich Town & Ferencvarosi & Dinamo Zagreb & Slovan Bratislava & Cska Moskva & Sachtar Shakhtar Donetsk & Olympique Marseille & Paris Saint-Germain (no C.L.) 1, etc. Milan city leading with 27 trophies.

..... London->Milan, November 2009, with Milan legend Paolo Maldini. Follow us & Liam on Twitter & YouTube

..... love the welcome ahahahaha with a Milan Lambretta behind... waiting for a PG shop in Milan.

Same days, new PG shop and new Milan shop:

..... the centre of the world. You can find a high definition version on miamilan.com

Milan Expo 2015, the new zone where Oasis had to perform their last concert in history... before the "break" of 5 years... strange coincidence, 2015... we're all part of a Masterplan :))) (the music is the anthem of North Italy, capital city: Milan, of course, titled "Va pensiero - sull'ali dorate", "Go, thought - on golden wings", by Verdi).

A new Milan part with strange skyscrapers is gonna be called 'City Life'.

In his 'Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere', Noel refers to Italy as the bands’ 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting that Oasis have chosen Milan to stage the final show...but Noel left the band again, for the 3rd time, 2 days before

(from the official site )

Milan, not Rome. Against Rome:

"Domani, be' cos'è domani? Lasciamo che Roma si dissolva nel Tevere! E che il grande impero crolli! Questo è il momento; i regni sono fatti d'argilla".

(Oasis, What's the story, Mondadori)

..... and all the roads are winding :) ...the most famous Oasis concert was @ Hamilton hometown, Stevenage, Knebworth

..... English Jaguar, new official Manchester City sponsor. The car for Oasis fans. "I'm gonna get me a motor car, maybe a Jaguar, maybe a plane or a day of fame"... (Going nowhere, '97) ..."She looks just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load... She met me down a disco in a beat up car, I was burning down the road, I can be a star in a Jaguar, I need to lighten my load..." (Step out, '95)

I'm keeping these videos, it's not fair we're out of the World Cup

..... Terry Venables-Elvis' If I can dream, World Cup song

..... send them victorious, happy and glorious

..... no bonds, nothing, no-one can ever keep me from she (when I see these 3 videos, I start to cry... LOVE England)

..... feat. Szonja from Hungary

..... oh mamma mia ... the corner of the wanker ^_^

..... a Dutch man in Milan teaching Italian :) +Hollywood :) (I paid the girl ahahaha). Milan shirt has got a star as England :)

..... song of the summer 2010 in Italy. It says "amiamo l'Inghilterra... crediamo nell'eternità", we love England, we believe in eternity.

"L'Italia è la casa spirituale degli Oasis.

I ragazzi italiani sono come me, molto passionali. 4 elementi li contraddistinguono: il calcio, la musica, la famiglia e l'amore per l'eleganza. I miei amici italiani sono dei fighi, indossano vestiti e scarpe stupende, sciarpe favolose, occhiali da sole anche di notte e donne bellissime al loro fianco. Beh, sono considerato una figura santa in Italia. E' Milano... l'Italia è grande amico, cazzo se mi piace andarci".

(Noel Gallagher, Oasis)

Italy is Oasis spiritual home.

Italian boys are like me, very passionate. 4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy, It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there.

"Milano è il miglior fottuto pubblico, e lo dico davvero!".

(toccandosi il cuore più volte)

(Liam Gallagher, Oasis)

Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it!

(touching his heart more times)

"Milano è una città bellissima. Molta gente pagherebbe per stare qui. Non vado quasi mai a fare shopping, quello che mi piace di Milano è la gente".

(David Beckham, Ac Milan, Oasis friend)

Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people.

"We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous. The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings. The chef shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!" (Jacq)

The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.

(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)

"I've got the pre-emption over anyone proud boastin' music royalties about you :). When you told me to be not so good, I thought you were just humble. Now, on the contrary, I think you're a famous incognito singer, determined to cheer up the world with your voice, for free". (Selene)

"nice jacket"

(Liam Gallagher embracing me)

"I live my life in the City!!!!!!!!!!

I live my life for the stars that shine, people say it's just a waste of time..."

(Rock 'n' roll star)

..... 2009. I was at 3 Oasis gigs in 1 month, even climbing the Italian Alps, highest European mountains, and arriving first in Switzerland, my last Oasis gig, seen it on the front row in front of Noel winking an eye at me ;) (and Glasvegas did the same) playing as in room for me and two Swiss birds lol, the "veline" :))

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars. And in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'".
(Jack Kerouac)

mad fer it !!!

..... arts->football->art->ood->art->fashion->football->music->art... watch this slideshow I made with piano music of Live forever "we see things they'll never see...'cause I just wanna fly": the 1st city of fashion in the world, the most famous painting in the world, the most famous theatre in the world, the best food in the world, the biggest Christmas tree in the world, the biggest equestrian statue in the world, the 1st team in football history, Milan is magic.
featuring :) Oasis, Beatles, Beckham, Silvia, Our Lady, Melissa, Ronaldinho, Leonardo Da Vinci, Jesus Christ :) ...and playing the piano my cat Marilyn ahahaha

I'm pleased to announce that I created the "Milano" network, the only original one on Facebook (it took years to have it), and to use it you have to ask me (by mail here: marco@miamilan.com) a Google mail address, as "yourname@miamilan.com" ...I'm not Italian, I'm more: I'm from Milan. :D ...the funny part is that to make Facebook accept it, I put it as a "work network" but now it's also a place network. Milan people are known for being always busy in doing something, so this place-work network is appropriate :)

..... Rockin' chair , my favourite song ever (written with the Real People).
Video with a final surprise at the end...........
I played this song till my fingers bled.
England shape is not so different from Italy one.
Notice the images and the turtle as my turtle Alberta in "I'm older than I wish to be" :)) (and the turtle then is also on Noel plectrum, he played with it, I played with it and still have it), "this town holds no more for me", "all my life I tried to make a better day", "it's hard enough being alone sitting here by the phone, waiting for my memories to come and play", "it's all too much for me to take when you're not there"...
And yes, that pier in Weston-super-Mare was burnt last year. And Oasis are over now (definitely maybe).
For going around we were still using a tour bus, and as it was our first time there, we had a big surprise when a bus full of British people overtook us, all of them smiling and waving their hands but suddenly they turned and showed us their arses ahahaha

..... what a life it would be, if you would come to mine for tea, I'll pick you up at half past three, we'll have Italian lasagna... I'll treat you like a Queen, I'll give you strawberries&cream, then your friends will all go green for my Italian lasagna... these could be the best days of our lives, but I don't think we'll be living very wise I say no no noooooooo
At the end: Green Day mwahahahahaha what a bunch of cunts

..... The meaning of soul (live in Milan @ Alcatraz) - This one's not for Marco :) but I dedicate it to Melissa, a girl with heart problems I took out from gig mayhem. Escape from Alcatraz ghghgh It used to be the song on English tv, for Premier League Sky Sports ad. "...I'm a different breed, I'm outta your league, I'm 10 outta 10 alright... All rise, I see the love in your eyes, if it's alright then I'll be your light"

..... me parka, me scarf, me sideburns, me fucking everything. Everytime you put one, you just feel like you fucking you're going to a war... And obviously buy it you fuckers! ahahaha Me English blue navy Pretty Green scarf, a must-have: a soft, lightweight polka dot scarf made from 100% cotton and expertly hand-printed by Italy’s leading scarf producer.

..... Pretty Green party, with Italian mod scooters

children video, Born on a different cloud, by Liam. Oasis have children everywhere ahaha not only these ones. The future world should thank Oasis ^_^, though these kids are gonna kick up a storm cloud...

"La musica non ha mai spostato niente, neanche negli anni '60, ai tempi del Vietnam. Il rock incide nel look, negli atteggiamenti, ma non nella politica. Forse conoscendolo Lennon era un cretino, non ci sarei andato d'accordo e l'avrei odiato. La gente parla troppo della sua vita, del pacifismo e così via, quello che mi interessa sono solo le sue canzoni.

E se qualcuno organizza una marcia contro la guerra, io preferisco andare al parco con mia figlia".

(Noel Gallagher, Oasis)

=
Music never moved anything, not even in the '60s, at Vietnam times. Rock influences look, attitudes, but not politics. Maybe knowing him Lennon was an idiot, I wouldn't got on well with him and would have hated him. People speak too much of his life, pacifism, and so on, I'm interested only in his songs.

And if anybody organizes a march against war, I prefer going to the park with my daughter.

..... vote for Noel Prime Minister: 1) a good politician is a rich one, 2) more police on the streets

For contact, banners-links exchange and publi-city :), contact us to our mail / per contatti, scrivici a questa nostra mail

Marco biggest fan since 1994 marco@oasisblues.com

People of Freedom conservative party, as in England now

Seguo gli Oasis dall'inizio, dal 1994 (da quando c'è lo zio Silvio in politica ahaha), il brit-pop iniziava a conquistare il mondo, e in Inghilterra noi 16enni-17enni compravamo cd da Hmv e cantavamo una certa canzone appena uscita che diceva proprio: Mister Sifter sold me songs when I was just 16...

2000, Twin Towers down there... before September 11... on the single "Sunday morning call" there was New York with a fallen glass... New York City skyline from the rooftop of the Rockefeller Center. The album's title was taken from the words made famous by Sir Isaac Newton: "If I can see further than anyone else, it is only because I am standing on the shoulders of giants". Noel saw the quote on the side of a £2 coin while in a pub and liked it so much he thought it would be a suitable name for the new album. He then wrote the name on the side of a cigarette packet while drunk. When he awoke in the morning, he realised he had written "Standing on the Shoulder of Giants", not "shoulders"

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

interesting stories, morning glories

oasisblues recent posts

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fashion star with music stars

favourite lie by Noel the victim (you don't have to vote, just saying)

free subscription via email, 1 mail per day (with some articles)

new poll: Beady Eye or Noel Gallagher?

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new poll: what's your favourite Beady Eye song?

album previews

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Sunday, December 06, 2009

NON FATE L'ADSL VODAFONE ITA: IT'S SHIT

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archives (click on the arrows)

Marco Nelson Flickr Photostream

coming up next... main events calendar

Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

interesting stories, morning glories

oasisblues recent posts

Milan recent posts

fashion star with music stars

favourite lie by Noel the victim (you don't have to vote, just saying)

free subscription via email, 1 mail per day (with some articles)

new poll: Beady Eye or Noel Gallagher?

song of the summer 2011

Oasisblues views

new poll: what's your favourite Beady Eye song?

album previews

Saint Mark's church 1880, Man City 1894

LIAM JOHN PAUL GALLAGHER & NOEL THOMAS DAVID GALLAGHER

I'm keeping these videos, it's not fair we're out of the World Cup

new poll: who will win Euro 2012 ?

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