Liam Gallagher Definitely Maybe tour CANCELLED due to international situation

(breaking news, more info soon) 

LONDON - On the brink of WW3, following the terrorist attack at the concert in Moscow, and considering the risks of what already happened in Britain (when hypocrite Liam sang "Don't look back in anger" after dead people... at One Love Manchester), Liam Gallagher's Warner Bros corporations manager decided to withdraw, he was scheduled to perform concerts in June (UK only...), and said they will no longer take place. 

Liam said that it stood “in celestial solemn solidarity with our Ukraine & Israeli Nazi brothers and sisters,” (both supported by his American corporations, writing & producing his songs) and decided not to go ahead with plans for this June’s events.

Liam, after posting an Ukraine Nazist Bandera flag, apologises also for his recent homophobic behaviour against Russians, and for using disabled people to insult on the internet and menacing of death, because of football.
Oasis tambourine player assured his son Gene is gonna change his racist behaviour, after the trial and risking to stay in prison.

In an Easter spirit, Liam confessed he acts as a politically correct twat, contrary to Oasis spirit, to get media attention from new fans, but again labelled brother Noel as a "fucking fXXgot",
also referring to Noel's prediction about "fighting Russia".

A few hours later, he admitted he announced the anniversary tour just to promote his new album with John Squire.

And branded his new fankids of "Gallaghercest" as "fucking sick assholes".

But useful to make money.

MTV Europe Music Awards in Paris : cancelled

Also the MTV Europe Music Awards announced, cancelled its ceremony that was set to take place in Paris on November 5.
“The MTV EMAs are an annual celebration of global music. As we watch the devastating events in Israel and Gaza continue to unfold, this does not feel like a moment for a global celebration. With thousands of lives already lost, it is a moment of mourning,” a company representative said.

Ironic that was also the city of Oasis split.

several other events have been cancelled or postponed : 
the Tanweer Sacred Hearts Festival, the Carthage Festival, The Fashion Trust Arabia Awards in Doha, the Ajyal Festival, the Cairo International Film Festival, etc

can't wait for Putin destroying the F16 jets

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