LONDON - Asked about One Direction's Harry Styles boas by a new fan on Twitter, Oasis' smaller brother initially replied "there [they're] not for me". However, a source told us Liam's girlfriend Debbie Gwyther (soon to get married in Italy) got furiously angry, as Liam was not following her politically correct rules, including racist violent Black Lives Matter slogan, calling snowperson a snowman, and so on. She added : "you're not free to say whatever, I choose what you say, if I want. You only see what I want you to see. You don't need to be yourself, you can someone else. We're all the same". Liam, contrary to Oasis' attitude that would've lead him to say "fucking woman, I'm not a fag", obeyed and to be forgiven he included "Bring It On Down" in his 2021 summer festivals setlist, changing the lyrics line with "bring your boa scarf for meee".
The hard man, betraying Oasis "philosophy", has become soft. Until his next woman.
Debbie, working in Liam's management crew, is against any Oasis reunion, just like Yoko Ono made the Beatles split up, to have the Plastic Onanistic Band. Pretty Green, recently going through hard times, finally launches a women's collection.
