Oasis Monopoly : familiar to millions

DOWNLOAD the photo to see bigger, print it on 4 sheets. A boardgame (Trouble) was even the reason why Oasis broke up, they played with money. We changed a bit the names (WHITE Lane aha Old CUNT Road, Berwick Street, Chewing on Marylebone station etc). Notice that all is calculated : luxury is Supernova Heights and "class A drugs", Liam Gallagher violence close to jail again (Oasis' The cage), Roll With It strand is close to "you took your last CHANCE" (landed stranded), drink close to cigs, yellow police to yellows, environmentalists to green, marriage tax photo is not Patsy or Nicole or Debbie but a next one (lol, probable), (Dead in the) Water Works (sink is full of fishes), a station is Noel's "Better than going to church" in need of education, going nowhere on a train etc. Obviously "sabotage Manchester United players cars" (close to red and Cantona in Once) is referred to that Oasis fact happened. Maine Road is there not 'cause it worths a few, but for being light blue and there was a road name.

For the COMMUNITY & CHANCES cards, you can write things as : "Importance Of Being Idle doctor's bill, pay 50", "Stone Roses gig, collect 50 from every player for tickets", "You have won 2nd prize in beauty contest, collect 10", "Send the kids to school -fees 150", "Clean the pool -fees 100" (both from Once), "Fan assault onstage, pay hospital fees 100", "Liam smashes your guitar, pay 500", "Covid expenses, no gigs, pay 100", "Violent brawl, dentist fee 100", "Liam covers Oasis song, pay 100"... Chances : "You've been elected Manchester City chairman of the Board, pay each player 50", "You had a chance and threw it away, buy umbrella 'cause the years are falling by like the rain, pay 5", "Strawberry lemonade pay 5", "Go nowhere on a train to the next station", "Go directly to The cage–do not pass from Go", "Make general repairs on all your property–For each house pay 25-hotel 100", "Get out of jail free",Liam's plums so no Milan final Oasis gig in history and split etc

About childish Liam (he said he's 12 and full of shit - politicaly correct shit), especially Noel knows him well... that’s why there’s no Oasis reunion...not even for millions (and Noel is very interested in money). Liam said he plays no videogames because he's no nerd. He's gonna offend his fankids...

soundtrack : 

One way road

Bow SERGIO PIZZORNO, KASABIAN

The cage

One after 909 BEATLES

Morning Glory LIAM KERMIT the frog (for his voice)

Let the Lord shine a light on me (Songs from the great white North)

I want more (Noel Gallagher)

The fame (demo)

Some might say (unplugged)

Slide away (bass mix)

Hello (unplugged)

Going nowhere (gonna be a millionaire)

Importance of being idle

She's electric (demo)

This is history (Knebworth)

Digsy's lasagna (Noel)

Masterplan (Maine Road)

Married with children (Noel)

Wonderwall (1st time, Glasto backstage, Better than going to church)

Talk tonight

Stop crying your heart out (demo)

Supernova (Noel)

If I had a gun

Be here now (demo)

Roll with it (Noel)

Dead in the water

Cigarettes&alcohol (Noel)

Don't go away (demo)

Go let it out (demo)

Live forever (Boardwalk)

Shakermaker (Wembley, Familiar to millions)

Millionaire (Beady Eye)

Pass me down the wine

Once (Milan)

Halo (idem)