Tevez lost and found

MILAN - They say Tevez is lost. Somewhere in South America, at home in Argentina or in Brazil.
Mancini says he's there but doesn't know what he's doing, anyway he won't play anymore for him.
All the English tabloids are looking for Tevez, lol. With him lost, they're lost.
Meanwhile, here's Tevez in Milan ehehe (as Milan city anthem says: ...but then everybody's coming to Milan), now closer to AC Milan, he said (not in English 'cause he can't speak one word :) that he loves here. The chief Galliani about him : big smile :D and calling him "Carlitos", as Noel Gallagher wanted to call his son... (then Sonny). When I heard that (I was still a big fan of Noel) anyway I thought it was stupid, 'cause nowadays footballers often change teams, even those you love most. In fact, as almost always, I was right. Imagine calling one (forever) after the name of a traitor. I laughed when I read Noel was introduced to a little dog called "NOEL", who had been "…named after you, man!!!!!!", the owner said by shouting at him… (the traitor)
Better to call a kid Beady Eye ehehe, as Liam said.
It's such a pity he won't play for City anymore (they even want to sue each other), so I want him to join my club. He's also a big Oasis fan, attending Beady Eye gigs. Mino "the fox" Raiola is the man behind the transfer, probably a loan. Also Inter Milan and Juventus are interested in him, the worst advice would be to join the wrong side of Milan Naviglio channel (little rivers), as Inter Milan are even fighting to stay in Serie A, and AC to win the league as last year.
Carlos, tienes que venir aquĆ­ a jugar gran partidos...

Meanwhile AC Milan preparing for Barcelona, last night in Florence : AC dominating vs Fiorentina, ball possession 75%...very Barcelona... pity the referee didn't give us 2 clear penalties for handball and foul, and also a regular goal with no offside... Would he have given them, we could relax a bit for the big match on 23. Disgusted.
If you want to see (and somehow meet) the Barcelona players (Messi included) in those days, they're staying at a hotel in Piazza Fontana square.

A good news: Gattuso, with his eye's problem, came back to Milanello training centre and played.
And Tottenham Scotsman Jordan, ex AC, who argued with him last year, repeated his best wishes. Peace, at least for them.

The difficult match Manchester City-Newcastle turned out to be as Mario Balotelli does everything : easy.
We played very well, Mario scored as usual (with style) and funny how he (didn't) celebrate, as usual, this time even less, with folded arms (provocation for the tabloids as the "why always me?" t-shirt).
 

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