police arrested the Pretty Green thief, England's instant justice

MANCHESTER - Breaking news, less than 24 hours after the riots, England's instant justice. Owen Flanagan, 28 years old, of Carson Road, Levenshulme (the second one in the photo, with fringe hairstyle), arrested by the boys in blue :), 8 months of jail, he tried to steal £75 of clothes from the Pretty Green store. Now he said: "I don't really care". Good, let's make 10 months. For the Liam's haters, end of their big fun, the new band's gig @ Pretty Green shop was just postponed.
La polizia s'incazza.

Pretty Green police