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Who built the moon : Aesop's fox Noel

* 1 star of out 5.
MILAN - Noel's loss of identity. Obviously the majority of potato Noel Gallagher's new album reviews are positive, as he's a media darling. The positive is automatic, "just because it's Noel" (his real name . the big bluff). You'd expect that from fangirls but that's not very serious coming from professional music magazines and websites.
About negative reviews of Oasis' albums, his blinded fans used to say they "don't care" about critics. Now the positive reviews are fundamental for the consideration they have for Noel.
There are no memorable songs, any of them will never become a classic (and it's no Oasis at all, as he hates Liam's band, left 3 times the band formed, named, fronted by Liam). There's a beat-driven approach choking any emotive melody. It's Ricky Martin ruling now.
The first track Fort Knox deceives the listener, making him think there could be good material following but it's really poor (in quality and quantity, also in numbers, only 8 real songs coming from the overrated "godlike genius" in a composing crisis) and would disappoint any honest Oasis' real fan, the hard core. Noel said he doesn't want Liam's fans to follow him anymore, but being interested in money he can recover for his sales with Christina Aguilera's fanbase.
The master of songwriting is able of such profundities as "The one I love/ She's divine/ She’s out to blow my mind".
His wife Sara says Noel is a feminist... He made a woman play the scissors. Wow what a feminist. Making a fool of women. Just the typical double Noel.
Noel moans about "too angry" Liam hating him, on the contrary Noel "sings the joy", then in the interviews he hates everybody (often without even knowing the people). He looks supercool on every media (in fact Liam, who knows him very well, used to ask himself who was that cool man appearing on tv), but even a kid would beat Noel in a fight of words.
Noel says he doesn't care about Liam and keeps talking about literally everything about Liam.
Noel is like a little 15-year-old snotty cunt with a pimply face in love with a girl who makes a fool of him and so he says he doesn't care about her. Just like Aesop's fox and the grapes. Not very smart.
He even said nobody cares about Liam... nah, he's got millions of followers.
The worrying point is the blinded audience considering Noel intelligent, and playing his media game. Dreaming to be journalists... that is : dreaming to be assholes.
We never said we're not interested in Noel's music, now it's the classic case of the "pupil" Liam overtaking the "maestro". The media fox is no more able to reach the grapes, so he says he wants to eat something else.
He says Liam needs help but Noel is in the phase he sees his own mental problems in other people.
Senile dementia.
About Liam's voice, Noel used his classic media strategy : to hide something, he talks about it... seems to talk about something but moves the attention away from the real point. Not that they had to tone down because he had difficulties, but they used to turn up the volume of the instruments, keeping lower Liam's mic. In fact Liam was always angry about that.
Noel says it's good that Liam is paying him royalties... yeah, and Noel knows A LOT about paying royalties... he's still paying a lot for all he copied during Oasis times.
Save your few money instead of giving it to a multi-multi millionaire celebrity, and download it for free, it's leaked. No doubt it will reach the top of the charts, just like whatever record by Lady Gaga.
Thank you Noel for making us appreciate Liam's As You Were even more now. At least that reached the top only around the British zone.
We feel ashamed for you Noel, YOU made hate yourself by several Oasis fans. Liam is hated by some non-Oasis fans.
Only your blinded fans can force themselves to like this cd, telling lies like you.
This album is proof if Noel made a huge shit of something, media and fanboys would still like it.
If Liam made an album like this, he would've been crucified.
One of the worst albums ever.
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(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

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