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origins of cool : Milan

MILAN - An internet uncool weirdo wanker desperate for fame (here are his 15 minutes of celebrity, let's make happy these sad people depressing themselves with Noel's music, they're full of pimples on their face), called "dyingofthelight" hahahaha (that's his huge personality of his own) - has to be an illuminati light (he's also called Cucciolone), hating Liam, Beady Eye, that is 4 / 5 of Oasis, and Pretty Green (he probably thinks to be Noel Gallagher or it was Noel in his typical fake disguise) after a thousand jealous bullshit, gave up and run away, just like Scaredy Cat Noel did when he called his mama. You know, dear VERY FEW email readers, his fans don't even know about Oasis (formed and fronted by Liam, while Noel joined later with the songs by the Real People, but hates Oasis and won't reunite them "not even for starving children", unless you pay him millions and millions), so you have to explain every time. Just tell them :  don't worry darlings, you're just many sheep called pecoroni.
As he had an old man vibe going on, like big woolly jumpers and cardigans, Terry Wogan, Val Doonican shit, here's another throwback : the beginning of the brand awarded "Drapers Menswear of the Year" immediately.
Pretty Green started in Milan on 11th March 2009 (the same day : Inter losing in Manchester hahaha), and was officialy launched on my birthday, 9.6.2009, (thanks for the gifts Liam ;-) - emoticon, I'm your beloved groupie, you know that "until 90s" thing that the fanboys of Noely didn't know, they are the internet wanking generation).
It could only be Milan, elected capital of fashion, also name of the most winning club in history, formed by a "very few" English and Italian people, and city of mod Lambretta.
Encapsulating the style and swagger of the most iconic frontman of our generation (not Noel's fankids generation, the oldest ones have seen Oasis only "5 times" in Milan - they were 9, plus the one that had to be the last in Oasis history, but Noel ran away - how rare eh). Pretty Green is an up-front, straight talking, classic clothing range owned, founded and designed by Liam, also inspired by some classics. The Pretty Green team is made up of key industry professionals, all nice people (but Noel's fans think there's only "Liam and Noel"), unlike Noel's illuminati crew. The clothing range, which is entirely limited edition, includes classic designs across footwear, denim, knitwear, jackets, trench coats, parkas, t-shirts, hats, scarves and accessories; all subject to Liam's final approval.
Don't miss Noel on faggish Vogue, telling his jealous stories about Liam's clothes, it's a great publicity for Pretty Green, thank you.
And remember to repeat as much as you can any story about the illuminati referred to Noel, it makes his fans freak out hahahahaha they go mad and get offended 'cause truth always offends... and because you know, they're all good people who don't insult anyone just like Noel hahahaha who are religious and go to church just like God Noel hahahahaha who don't care about money just like Noel hahahahahahahahahaha

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again

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