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Noel lowers penis size

For years and years we've been reading about the fake man Noel Gallagher moaning about everything (usually : "Liam's fault", as a rule), but that's normal, just the typical pathetic Noel trying to affect the audience, to sell albums. Also about his health, it always seems like he's dying soon... "poor" boy (you can also see in his lyrics - always the same). After becoming deaf (that's why he thinks his music is great) now he's even becoming blind (just like his fankids). He had wished Blur to catch AIDS and die (according to the media it was Liam of course), and now he's always complaining so when he has something serious for REAL (and he will have), nobody should care.
Starving children are about to die... you know those he wouldn't reunite Oasis for.
Here is the average penis size in Europe.
In France it must be because it's full of black people (also, world record for racist episodes.. that's the result of the "multiethnic society"...).
In Britain too, but there's Noel Gallagher lowering the average hahahaha in fact he says he's from Ireland...
In Hungary must be because they see hot girls all the time ^^
Lithuanian & Latvian dicks are Lilliputian ahahaha non-existent

tecnica stile Noel Gallagher per conquistare le ragazze più belle (che diciamo solo agli amici italiani ;) non agli stranieri)
Come da bambini "Quindi se piango mi danno le tette"
E' una perla fondamentale ^^. Fate le vittime, lamentandovi per qualcosa che vi è successo. Come Noel Gallagher che piagnucola sempre e la gente poi gli compra i dischi. Le ragazze più belle di solito sono le più capricciose perchè si credono principesse, e voi dovete fare in modo che lei si identifichi in voi. Se riuscite, dev'essere qualcosa che riguarda il dormire, il letto. Lamentatevi che non siete riusciti a dormire, e magari è colpa del vostro amico che ha dormito da voi e russava, oppure che avete un materasso troppo duro, ecc. (tipo Principessa del Pisello ghghghgh). Sembra una stronzata ma è così (risultati assicurati, già ottenuti), per le ragazze ha un effetto devastante, perchè fa nascere in loro l'affetto materno, di protezione, che hanno dentro. Bisogna avere l'occasione giusta, ma dimenticarsi, come è facile, di queste tecniche che possono sembrare banali, che tutti sanno, può essere fatale.

the worst place where you can find a girl is Noel Gallagher's gigs : all ugly.

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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