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Noel Hitler Gallagher against books

TORONTO - Another photo about the illuminati in Milan... look what I found... quite shocking... inside Duomo cathedral... sure not many people know about it.
Noel would like it eh?
I remember Noel Hitler Gallagher said for years that the only 2 books he read, were the Da Vinci code and Angels & Demons... then talked about his favourite books about Nazism... "the black nihilism, the people are dead"... and "the parody, with Oasis that split"... and now he says he hates fiction books... ah so for Noel those "illuminati" books by Dan Brown were factual books.

Here he is again, the "proud to be ignorant" one, Noel Gallagher.
It's quite "funny" for us Oasis historic fans, to hear about him speaking about truth, after all the lies he told and is going to tell again, to promote his "new", second album (ready for 2015 !!! sure the lazy fuck is looking for other Oasis discarded songs, co-written with Gem). Probably we shouldn't even give any importance to what he says, he's just an attention seeker, but for the fans it's right to show what a cunt he is.
Canadian author David Gilmour (not of Pink Floyd) recently caused a stir when he said that he didn't teach books by women, gay, or Chinese writers because he didn't truly love those kind of stories.
Songstealer Noel Gallagher has also caught the attention (oh seriously? a media darling catching attention?) of literature fans after going on a profanity-laden, bizarre rant about why he detests fiction.
"I only read factual books," he told GQ's Danny Wallace. " I can't think of... I mean, novels are just a waste of fucking time. I can't suspend belief in reality... I just end up thinking, 'This isn't fucking true.'".
As if the stories told in "his" songs were true... I remember he always said they're just nonsense, just sentences put together just to rhyme... clearly fiction. Basically, he's saying he hates his songs.
When he says "it's not true" (about Oasis reunion, etc.) there should be automatic fake people laughing... as in a tv show, or in Mister Bean-Noel. Believing in Noel is like believing in Santa Claus. It's ok when you're a (fan)kid, then it's time to grow up.
Noel said he has a collection of non-fiction books and is currently reading The Kennedy Tapes, about the Cuban missile crisis (he was reading that also some years ago...). He also criticized book reviewers for what he believes is snobbery. So Noel, who criticizes EVERYTHING, is the the biggest snob of all.
Amazing how his blinded fans then say he's God loving everything. It seems he spends all his time attacking everyone. The result is that it's Liam hating everyone eh (of course said by all the people who don't know him).
"Because people who write and read and review books are fucking putting themselves a tiny little bit above the rest of us who fucking make records and write pathetic little songs for a living."
Said by one who doesn't put himself above the rest eh...
He also had choice words for the winner of the Pulitzer Prize for fiction, which, this year, happened to be Adam Johnson for The Orphan Master's Son.
"The winner of the Pulitzer Prize [for fiction]. What a cunt. Whoever that is, has got to be. I don't get it. Book sellers, book readers, book writers, book owners - fuck all of them."
"What a cock, whoever that is, has got to be" doesn't sound very "Godlike genius"... (the prize he won without people voting). Of course he doesn't get it...
"Fifty Shades Of Grey? Fifty shades of shit. I'm not having it. Novels... how could you read that?"
Ok, love novels, hate Noel.
Usually I don't read much, because I don't have time, etc. but reading Noel against books makes me want to read books.

"Noel Gallagher hates me because I sell books. That's okay. I hate him because he's a knob."

"Spooky! Noel Gallagher's views regarding novels are exactly the same as my views regarding Noel Gallagher."
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summer tour without Noel


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20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
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8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
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25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
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11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
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3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
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5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
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10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


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3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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