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Noel, What a (boring) LIE

LONDON - He can have an exciting life only in his videos, where he can even DRIVE ahaha (without a driving license, too difficult for the genius). This is the type of man I'd never like to be. Boring and looking old. At least thank you for showing that. The arse-licker Noel Gallagher, the EX rocker, said he writes songs for the average man (oh so why did he always say he hates the middle class ahaha... well not to mention he insults even his own fans), he said the man who reads not The Guardian and its Observer, but the Daily Mail (conservative point of view, just like his idol Berlusconi) and they dedicated him another article, now about how happy his marriage is (for yor info, it's the second marriage, he cheated and he's not the saint tabloids talk about, as Liam is not the devil), how well dressed (seriously?) is the media darling, etc. Boring. Just like his music. Of course they don't accept comments telling the truth. Articles about Liam: THOUSANDS of (moralistic) comments against him everyday, especially from haters (as if they were angels, not drinking, etc. in Britain ahaha).
About Noel they go: the intelligent one, talented one, normal one, etc. sure, smart and talented in copying and telling lies... Fuck the normal one.
Noel's marriage is so happy that Sara betrayed Noel with Liam. There was even a paparazzi photo around, with Sara (the fake woman who hates Oasis and made them split up, who sure is happy, being married to a multi-millionaire) kissing Liam on the lips. It's the real reason why the brothers didn't talk each other anymore and then Oasis split up (4 years ago today), not all the bullshit and lies Noel told, accusing everyone (Liam, the management, the band members, Pretty Green, etc. that doesn't sound credible), to cover that real reason.
Of course Noel's blinded fans love Sara... (of course without knowing her). Nothing new, as Noel hates that Liam's band called Oasis, would leave them 3 times again and wouldn't reunite them "not even for starving children".
There's a series of articles about Noel around...suddenly... stuff that has nothing to do with anything, repeating old stuff. There's something behind, something the media darling needs soon... some other bullshit coming soon, some other award without people voting, etc.
New album? I'm not giving him 1 euro anymore, not even in case of Oasis reunion, I would enter secretly, or Oasis new album, I would download it from the internet.
Fake man and fake woman sure make a great couple.

The most hilarious comments :

"Nice to see Noel, the talented Gallagher brother. Oasis would have been a really great band without Liam Gallagher's whining voice"- katie , brimingham

ahahaha talented in telling lies. This one must've been in love with Liam but she's too ugly and he refused her. Oasis without Liam wouldn't have EXISTED. For your info, Oasis were formed by Liam, fronted by Liam, name given by Liam, best voice of the 90s, etc. Noel joined later with the songs by the Griffiths... probably she wasn't even born in the 90s. And, Oasis WERE a really great band.

Also, I see girls (old women probably) who find Noel attractive... really strange taste, the British grannies...
here in Milan everytime a girl meets Noel, they say: he's fucking old!!

"Not an Oasis fan by any means, but Noel, I thought, always had the better voice, looked better, behaved better and had more intelligence than his half wit brother"
Tgard11 , AngusDD, United Kingdom

clearly not an Oasis fan. Noel better voice singing in falsetto to reach the high notes, good for backing vocals only. Looked better? without Liam attracting the girls, Oasis would be unknown today, it was fundamental at the beginning. Behaved better? hilarious... as if being (rock) stars was being nuns in a church... this one missed Noel wishing to catch Aids and die, insulting every musician, insulting his own fans, etc. (and there's even someone helping him in public behaviour... not working), but sure more intelligence, in being smart, copying songs and telling lies...
and as if Noel was not violent eh, always proud to be the bigger one beating his brother...


"The High Flying Turds sucked and so did your Country/Folk tunes..Stay at home and hang up the Guitar and the 5 Chords that you know..You were once a Rock Star..I don't know what to call you now as you have not played Rock music forever..Re-join Oasis or stay in the Shadows..Only small numbers Care now..70 something year old guys like McCartney and Neil Young have more life in them than you...Its to bad that you lied and said that you would never quit Oasis..Now your fans no longer trust you..Well most of them..LIAR"

“Someone was playing a joke when they made me, you know, ‘Let’s make this guy a writer and a guitar player, but let’s make him write with his left hand but play with his right, and let’s have him born in the middle * of May and give him a Christmas name like Noel, and let’s make him a dodgy, schizophrenic, two-faced Gemini.’ Cheers!”

— Noel Gallagher

* once again Noel's dislexia problem also with numbers, 29 is not really in the middle...
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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