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Noel's desperate smurfs

LONDON - Noel's fans just continue shitting like High shitting pigeons. Gli uccellini rincoglioniti che scagazzano.
Another post about them... seriously they're the worst music fans I've ever heard, again: they don't even listen to what their idol says, they're totally blinded.
Sure there's also a language problem, as many people who speak a few English, can get less of the thousand things the media darling says.
By the way, he was right (he's not always wrong, of course) a couple of recent times when he insulted them. They're total idiots. Well everyone's got the fans he deserves... I'd prefer a few good ones.

This is lazy ass Noel Gallagher's new album... ready for the year 2020.
For his lack of inspiration, I suggest to take material from his fans bullshit... there's loads of stuff.
Let them comment and vent their jealousy. After all they should find a way to spend their time between 2 "solo" Noel's albums, that is at least 4-5 years. 2 years have already passed and recently he even said there are no albums on the cards.
  • last 3 Oasis albums: a few songs by Noel (last album in 2008), some by Liam, Andy, Gem
  • Noel "solo" in 2011 (with discarded songs from 2001 and 2004, co-written with Gem)
I noticed several times, this thing of the "Smurfs" makes them mad.... ahahahaha Showing their superficiality, it seems that above everything they care A LOT about names, mocking "Beady Eye" (not copied) and "Pretty Green copied from Paul Weller" (for their ignorance, High Flying Birds is copied too, from Jefferson Airplane).
The media always take very seriously, too seriously, what Liam says (as for the Justin Bieber sentence). Most of the times, they take some funny answer (to what journalists ask...) and make whole stories out of context.
This was just a joke by Liam... but they're always offended by the truth. In this case, Noel is short like a smurf... (like his idol Berlusconi) ...as Liam says: even Prince is taller than Noel ahahahaha
Also, they don't even notice the way Noel talks about Liam (they think Noel is an angel), with that twat attitude for years.
Recently, Noel: “Liam probably doesn’t know what effeminate means"... sure Noel knows more about effeminate, always being on Grazia Magazine and singing in falsetto voice (his fans don't even know what it means) to reach the high notes.
He was referring to the Smiths, I remember well NOEL considered them "too gay"...
He always acts as he if he was more intelligent than others (years ago he was proud to be ignorant), when he can't even read or write a music score.

LIAM'S VOICE

There are still people slamming Liam's voice because it's not what it used to be.
Sure, Liam's voice is now BETTER. It's professional rock'n'roll (it doesn't need to be perfect) and not innocent as an unexperienced kid. He's singing more creatively and not as monotone as Noel told him to sing in Oasis. See that "pocket" in the new song, and just that "come on , show what you love now" is cooler than anything from Noel.
Also, there was Noel keeping a lower volume for Liam during the gigs, high for the instruments. Liam was always complaining about that.
Fans poiting out Liam's voice got worse, seem to forget how Noel's songs got worse... in many Oasis albums too. Nowhere near Definitely Maybe and Morning Glory. Maybe because the Griffiths were helping him... (Is there a reason why he's not playing many songs from those albums? why not Live Forever? Rock'n'Roll Star? Cigarettes and Alcohol? Slide Away? very defining songs... the whole first album was sung by Liam).
Many people talk without having been to a Beady Eye gig. Nobody complained, on the contrary the performances are better than Oasis in the last years. Beady Eye played Morning Glory and Rock'n'Roll Star last year, and they were great, sounded like Oasis with no difference. Noel's contribution in live shows was the backing vocals. You know, the girl with virgin voice singing behind.
Comparing Liam's with Noel's voice saying Noel's is better is totally idiotic. Liam has been singing hard for 20 years, Noel not really the same, he's no singer.
Liam is not performing his Oasis songs 'cause he knows Noel's songs were successful thanks to Liam too, and he wants to show it.
Those people are useless impotent midgets in their bathrobes who are simply jealous. What have they done?
They laugh about Liam. If he's really shite as those people say, it's clear the fall of a great one is the happiness of the mediocres.

Meanwhile, of course every article about Liam on general websites is full of negative comments from people who are no Oasis fans and don't know anything about the Gallaghers (apart from what they learn from the media). They spend a lot of time to comment (as if anyone cared about them). I hate some bands and of course I don't even read articles about them, commenting is not even in my fantasy.
I dislike Noel too but commenting about him is different, because it's about Oasis, and Noel is always telling lies about Liam and band mates.

I simply can't find any more cool songs in Noel's music, it's boring. Noel of 20 years ago would laugh at how he is today.
Noel fan: "I'd rather eat every once in a while in a good restaurant (Noels HFB) than have Beady Eye's crappy burgers every day".
Wow calling a good restaurant all those HFB discarded songs from 12 and 9 years ago, it's like eating expired food (not to mention the covers). I see the results in his fans comments... medicines are not even useful aymore.

Noel fans say Beady Eye can't make Noel music.
Sure, they can't make his same depressing music, we agree about that.
Noel's fans are talking shit that way hoping their companions won't buy the album. Then of course they'll buy it. All these "fans" hating Beady Eye will buy their album 'cause it's their songs making them feel cool.
Noel's clearly can't.
We will remember to do the same when Noel will find some other song from old sessions (co-written with Gem) and publish his second album in 2020.

There are people who seriously think Oasis would have existed without Liam. For the record, if a Martian is visiting, he should know Oasis was LIAM's band, who also gave the name Oasis, and was the frontman, singer, icon, etc. above all : heart and soul, forever. It's history, something you can't change.
Noel fan: "I think cigarettes and alcohol wouldve been a classic with or without liam."
Of course it would've been a classic: I mean Get It On, Cigs is copied from T Rex.
Pigeon: "Noel will continue to write those Oasis songs for HFB".
They'll continue to sound nowhere near Oasis, but covers.

It wasn't only Noel that created the "Oasis sound"... admitted by the same Noel. In an interview he was saying after the first 3 albums they largely changed their sound due to Andy and Gem as they are "indie kids at heart".

About picking sides, it was Noel DEFINING sides. Something like: everything on one side (Liam, Pretty Green, management, band members...even fans) and God on the other one. He was sure to be successful anyway (then he wasn't really THAT successful), being a media darling. And illuminati...

Liam understood the strategies of media... Noel told lies to promote his album.
Liam was not really serious when he said he could quit music if the album flops (he knows it won't flop), anyway there would be nothing strange in a 40 year old who has already been successful for a long time and taking a break, and he's still got the fashion and also cinema soon. What's Noel got?
Beady Eye dumped their (Noel's) management because it was terrible... Also, the label is big now, Columbia.

Noel fan calls "a bonus" the Oasis songs Noel plays... a bonus of 10 songs, half of the set.
And he had said he was going to play 3 only.
And he had said he was not going to play songs that were sung by Liam.
Just a few of many lies he told (see column on the right).

I often read (also from people who are no Oasis fans) that Liam "has no friends"... ahahahaha... (saying something against Noel = having no friends) ...apart from seeing Liam with many different people around, for their info, the one left alone is called Noel. It was Noel leaving Oasis (3 times), not the other way round.
That's why one should refer to Beady Eye as Oasis, and to the Birds as Noel.

"You wouldn't believe how many more friends Noel has than Liam. Noel is still in a stable marriage, too."
how many more friends has one with imaginary friends saying to the media he's always meeting people, who never meet him?
I wouldn't bet on that "stable marriage", as even Liam has Sara's number...
It's YEARS Liam is in a stable marriage, Noel 3 years later. And his wife hates his music. That's not a good point for a musician.
Noel alone is lost. One who isn't lost doesn't repeat he always meets former Oasis members (also his imaginary friend Gem) when he never does.

A Neapolital soul stealing things as Noel is the only one who was able to steal from a Neapolitan man, Pino Daniele... (Death of you and me from Je so' pazzo). Usually it's the other way round.
Pinoel Danoel... he's a good artist, but in the past he copied some songs... it's hilarious that Noel copied him.

About the new song they say: "I couldn't even listen to the whole song."
That's Noel's fans problem: they don't even listen.

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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