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how crap are the people based in Ireland?

MILAN - Photo: Beady Eye playing arenas, not really pubs.
Another post about "interesting" Ireland. Some "people" to thank. We just discovered some wanking haters (Radiohead fans, freaks, unlucky buggers), a group of kids "based in Dublin" (how come all the wankers come from Ireland again? but they don't say to be Irish, seems like they're ashamed of it... of course they should be), Morgan, John, etc. a group of shepherds, doing nothing in their empy life, hating Oasis and apparently everything we love (also AC Milan and Manchester City), hating on purpose, just like idiots, who went on for months with their bullshit (must be because they're short of life), so forgotten that it's from years ago (they even thought I was listening to them but discovered them now after years), and without knowing anything about Oasis of course. They must have been offended by Noel insulting Radiohead.
Being depressed idiots, in their comments they seemed to prefer Noel to Beady Eye. Of course they wouldn't tell anything in front of Liam, apart from an autograph, like fanboys.
They clearly don't know how HAPPY (not really "pretty stressed" as they thought) we were that Liam took legal action against Noel (they must have missed two or three details about us? ahahaha) and WHO did it and WHY that was done. Shame his mum saved his Irish ass and avoided the court.
They "predicted" Beady Eye and Noel Gallagher wouldn't have had any business hahahahahaha and would have only played in pubs. Wow, we would love that. Nice idea, thanks.
I doubt those wankers will ever play Slane (at those times they had their nappies changed), or have a number one album. Well, maybe, but I guess it’s unlikely.
So there was a reason why everything was so fine, it was because of hidden haters...
just a few months after their predictions:
  • AC Milan won the league after 7 years, and the Supercup, and we're still the most winning club in football history, certified by Fifa.
  • Manchester City with Mancini won the first league in 44 years (final decisive assist by Balotelli), also beating United with the historic 1-6 (Balotelli man of the match), and the first cup (FA Cup, the most important one in UK, Balotelli man of the match) after 35 years.
  • Noel Gallagher and his band (which is basically him and whoever is in the room at the time) sold so many albums, 1st in UK for a long time, playing arenas instead of pubs, etc.
  • Beady Eye the same in Japan (where we also opened other Pretty Green stores), South America, 1st in the WORLD chart when it came out, etc., their album went gold and they had the best selling vinyls. Despite being a new band, they received good reviews from music critics. Also, they're about to publish their second album.
  • Ireland was rubbish (as always) at Euro 2012 (they don't even realise they're always mocked by Trapattoni their Italian coach from Milan) and lost against Italy, with Balotelli playing the final minutes and scoring (racially abused by Irish fans... they must have been "based in Dublin"). Fans of Eire, daft stuff. I didn’t think they existed. Shame we don't know the club they support, there would have been even more to laugh.
Oh, a divine justice exists. Also, we're having fun, they're having a wank.
It seems they didn't really influence the Gallaghers business ahahahahaha
These are people who suffer. It must be either caused by their shite weather depressing them, or the shite food by their mums saving their ass, or beings dressed like tramps, or drinking to forget heir shite life.

We love you wankers based in Dublin. Their own jealousy killed them. Light a candle for them. R.I.P.
We realise your dreams.

I'll personally give you more details about them, they clearly need a lesson for defaming people they don't even know. I'm sure their empty heads are stereotyped about Italians = mafia, so we'll help them make their dreams come true.
They sound like great heroes behind the screen, you'd love to meet them in case you're so desperate to travel to Ireland.
Oh, let's quote again the best selling book about Oasis, by Paolo, about "the English, famously grumpy and suspicious [euphemism] about anyone not belonging to their race", and "Irish tramps and Irish people, lazy, freeloaders, half animals, stupid, not able to do anything but cheating and defrauding".
"The Queen emanated laws concering deportation and departure of Irish tramps from the British land". Should be done today.
Oh sorry for using the language where their language comes from (but weren't Radiohead fans supposed to be intelligent?)

"...Gli Inglesi, notoriamente scontrosi, sospettosi di chiunque non appartenga alla loro razza, non hanno mai accolto volentieri gli Irlandesi; Corona britannica emanava leggi riguardanti la deportazioni e l'allontanamento dei "vagabondi irlandesi" dal proprio suolo. ...L'immagine degli Irlandesi che gli Inglesi hanno sempre avuto in mente non è mai stata bella, tutt'altro. Un mezzo di derisione particolarmente potente è sempre stato l'umorismo, e spesso i giornali britannici hanno riportato vignette anti irlandesi; in esse gli Irlandesi venivano dipinti come sfaticati, scrocconi, dei mezzi animali, stupidi, incapaci di qualunque cosa se non imbrogliare e truffare. "Oh allora, senti questa: c'è un Irlandese che..." - molte barzellette iniziavano così. " [...]

more to add soon
(to be thrown at Noel's Irish cows)

as Noel recently said: "I'm Irish, I wake up every morning with hangovers". Poor life...
Someone tell him he was born in England.

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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