Noel Gallagher fashion designer... LOL

LONDON - Image dedicated to the Japanese girls of the sign "Noel or die"... shows how smart his fans are (that's why he insults them).
Liam should perform an acoustic show in January @ London's fashion week and according to the media it's his "FIRST acoustic live"... yes, almost 20 years ago in 1994.
According to Noel God Gallagher's fans (who think he created the world), putting just a commercial signature on some horrible Adidas shoes has become "Noel designing himself"... they should check what Noel thinks about fashion designers... ("gays") ...but they never listen to him... definitely blinded.
He only signed them and for MONEY... they should open their eyes.
Whatever, song written by the Griffiths and Neil Innes (Noel is still paying everytime anyone is buying).
According to so many websites (more media darling Noel's arse lickers), the FRONTMAN of Oasis was NOEL, and even the founder... wow this Oasis must be a new band...
Just to remind you: Liam was just a guitarist...
They must've been impressed by Top of the Pops 1995... Roll with it (where Noel was a fake singer - the same as now, singing in falsetto to reach the high notes)

Italian origins rocker Jon Bon Jovi (Giovanni Bongiovi) with Italian origins guitarist Richie Sambora, are playing @ legendary San Siro stadium in Milan in 2013 (Depeche Mode too).
Noel Gallagher still didn't find the balls to play there and in his interviews basically he says he has no more rock balls to play stadiums (stadia).
This song, "Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen from Mars": hey! stay young! and invincible! ahahaha Bon Jovi GODLIKE GENIUS ahahaha (without people voting eh, as the NME award for Noel)
I remember years ago Noel moaned because Bon Jovi "copied" Stay young (not really) ...in Italian we say "da che pulpito arriva la predica"... it's like "look who's talking"...

Noel of course hates them (this must be new...), as the Beach Boys too, Michael Jackson too, etc., 'cause they created too many hits...
I've heard Noel put David Bowie "in the same league" as John Lennon... same league of idiots? 'cause according to Noel, "all musicians are fucking idiots"...himself included.