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Noel Gallagher's fanboyism at highest levels

LONDON - Have you ever seen a shit having a shit? (plums might help) ...well Noel plum Gallagher admitted he was singing like shit, and that he got bored, etc. etc. moan moan moan moan and moaned about moaning stars moaning, moaning about himself, poor millionaire, even in his songs "I sit around all day and I moooooooaaaaannnn". NME godlike genius (without people voting) - black AMEX hottest credit card (with his fans paying...)
For Noel Gallagher, "fat" and "English" are really an obsession, to the point of insulting his own fans, because they're fat (or want an autograph, a photo).
As he said, "everybody hates the English" (referred to his fans making noise), and today on his blog it was: "the obligatory fat English idiot"...
Another obsession for Noel: Elton John. Elton John said that Oasis are "stupid sods" (and Noel's wife agreed......) and they failed in the Usa (not true) and Noel must have got offended terribly, and then started himself to say that Oasis failed in the Usa...
Noel's fans continue to be dumb. There's nothing else to do, we tried with everything to save them (of course they didn't even realise we did it for their health), even with psychologists, people helping him as those Noel is paying to take care of his public behaviour (didn't work yet and even getting worse and worse). Psychiatrists is the only solution left.
His fankids are so naive, let's say "innocent" (another way to say ignorant) they say things like "I won't say anything bad about him"... oh too bad Noel says everything bad about them, insulting his own fans...
They're totally subdued to him, without a personality of their own, and it makes them become blinded. They see things they'll never see.

Latest bullshit:

"NGHFB have soared and soared to great things"

...oh yes, 28th position in the USA (no Oasis album failed like that), despite breaking America was clearly the purpose of an album like that.
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds' other great things: covering 10 Oasis live songs, or if they played their songs only, there would have been half of the people.
Oh last but not least: as Noel said and repeated and repeated, they will disband next month. They wouldn't, if they really "soared and soared to great things"...

Who cares if it got to number 28 in the US?


Contrary to what you think, America is not the world.

America is the most important chart, especially when a musician is a foreign one...too easy to be great at home, and when you're already famous thanks to your previous band. Also, you missed the point. Or you probably didn't notice that Noel recorded the album in the USA, he made USA style songs, USA style videos, used USA actresses, the name of the band copied from an USA band, lyrics copied from another USA band, Noel said he wants to be USA president, etc. Lost his British identity with his licking effort.
Contrary to what NOEL thinks, you should tell him that America is not the world.

America is not the most important chart. Probably is to you, but certainly not to anyone non american. No point missed, I just have a different world view to yourself. It happens. Noel's apathy to the US is well known, so he already knows America is not the world. As we all do.

Probably is to NOEL. Why do we always have to repeat to Noel fans that we are not called Noel Gallagher? They see Noel in every person... Also, they never admit what is evident... better said: they didn't notice many things... Certainly not to anyone? We all? almighy Noel fans knowing everything. Two people speaking, with a "different world view", makes 50%. Why do they judge everything as black or white? in the world there are many grays...
"Noel's apathy" means insulting Americans, as he always did with Australians too.
It's so important to Noel that he even told lies (as about everything), saying that Oasis failed in the US... oh so he didn't notice they had 4 top5 albums, sold out gigs in record times for a British band, etc. Of course, as with everything, he changed version and after repeating the bullshit more times, at the end admitted Oasis were successful.
Name another country, bigger than US and with more people and where music is more important, all at the same time.

(no answer)

To be continued...

tickets to Noel Gallagher at the beginning of his tour (the most boring tour ever, even Noel got tired)
€ 70
tickets to Noel Gallagher at the end of his tour:
€ 19

Noel in the US received a cold welcome, with even people insulting him ("motherfucker, where is your brother?" etc.) and mocking him ("where is Bonehead"? etc.), as at the festival in Milan last summer, where nobody cared about his "new" songs.

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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