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Noel Gallagher is dying

LONDON - It's the cows revenge. He's clearly sick. He also wrote it on his blog (GLANDULAR FEVER for weeks...). The death of you. The drugs he used are not those of the Beatles for "Sergeant Pepper" but are famous for procuring lack of inspiration...
Finally there's a justice in the world, but I don't want that he dies, 'cause his fans would idolise him even more...
All the excuses for the Oasis split (blaming everyone) and to buy his first, "one and only", "unique" album (made of all the lies he told and old songs from the 2001 and 2004 sessions, and not even all written by himself, as his imaginary friend Gem said in Japan) weren't enough... classic Noel, the poor victim... here's another excuse for his shite voice (singing in falsetto to reach the high notes). Weeks ago he had said he wished something really bad to happen for himself, 'cause he was feeling invincible... and as another excuse to avoid the Oasis reunion (as he said: "not even for starving children"), he said that in 2015 he could have a cancer...
It would've been better if he didn't wished Blur to "catch AIDS and die"... and supported death penalty in 2008.
This time it's not his John Lennon syndrome, scared of his own fans and insulting them because they want a autograph, a photo, or they're fat.
Anyone who bought tickets (poor you, I pity you) to the media darling Noel Gallagher’s High Dying Birds ("the band that is not a band but will disband next month", for his wife's content) in the USA in the coming weeks – be warned: "God" ain’t feeling 100%. He is suffering from a pretty serious bout of glandular fever, and he has had it for over a month. It's one year I'm saying he needs a doctor.
"It's with some sadness and great relief..." (leaving Oasis for the 3rd time), to tell you that he's sick.
And if there's a (real) God, would he give another cancer? (Gas panic)
Go to his gigs, buy his album, poor Noel... it's the last one. Unmissable.

"my hubby had glandular fever back on 1999 took him months to get over it. Then 3 years later developed hodgekins lymphoma the oncologist said there is a link between glandular fever and these sorts of cancers, and research had shown a lot of people previously had the fever a lot more than those who didnt!"

"He's just trying to make excuses for why his singing is so rubbish.... let me make it easier... it's because YOU CANNOT SING! Just give up and retire old man, you have done well ripping off The Beatles and all the rest, but enough is enough."

" 'Battling' glandular fever? Oh please for fuck's sake.
Genius? hahahahhahahahahhahahahaa. His NME godlike genius award, without people voting!! LUDICROUS!!"

(Noel just said to the press that "the people love him"... it's always the opposite of what he says)

Noel, if you want to be a real legend, GOD, as they say, you must die. Now.

...too late.

multi multi millionaire Noel Gallagher has done nothing for the earthquake in Japan, no charities as Pretty Green did, no gigs as Beady Eye did... Noel for his first charity gig in 2010 (Teenage Cancer Trust) he said he was doing it "for the money only"...
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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