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poor victim Noel Gallagher could be killed

JERSEY - A psychologist still needed: paranoid Noel Gallagher is always and still scared that some mad fan kills him, as John Lennon.
It's ridiculous, there are thousands of celebrities and almost never happened.
It's the originary reason why he used to refuse autographs and didn't want to be in photos with fans. He now accepts but moans about it, even insulting his own fans.
The person telling him to accept must be the same one taking care of his attitude in public... mission: NOT complete.
By the way: Noel Gallagher who? a celebrity? nah they can't kill him.
I hope they don't... can you imagine: he's already GOD, if they killed him he'd become the creator of God... they'd idolise him even more.
If I was a mad fan (I am), I'd kill him JUST BECAUSE he shows to be scared, he's silly.
In fact, they always attacked him onstage (and not Liam).
USA are sometimes quite dangerous and time ago there was Liam and Tony hearing gun shots outside a bar and someone killed a man, while they were inside waiting for Noel arriving in a few minutes, and Liam said: they've shot our Noel ! lol

attack to the jinx, poor victim Noel Gallagher the media darling

when British tabloids don't know what to write (as always):

A potentially deadly spider with threatening green fangs gave rocker (?) Noel Gallagher’s crew a scare wh
en it sprung from one of his flight cases in the lead up to a gig. The former Oasis frontman (?! it was called LIAM... who was also the founder of the band and gave the name Oasis) was headlining with his new band (?! he said it's NOT a band... and it's OLD, dying in November) High Flying Birds at Jersey Live Music Festival when the chaos unfolded backstage on Sunday, ahead of his performance. The mystery black and green arachnid, which has yet to be identified, was discovered by crew members unpacking the singer’s flight cases. Organisers quickly caught it in a container but were so concerned the fanged spider was dangerous that they quarantined an area back stage for twenty minutes. The rock star (?! he just said rock stars don't exist anymore), whose Oasis hits include Don't Look Back in Anger - has been touring recently in exotic places including South America and Asia as well as closer to home in Europe, sparking fears of where it could have come from.
Jersey Live spokeswoman, Jayne Houghton, said: 'The Jersey crew members were unpacking Noel’s flight cases when a huge black spider with green fangs came out with a flourish.
'Staff immediately set about catching the spider and an area backstage had to be quarantined for nearly twenty minutes.
'Luckily there were members of Durrells Wildlife Conservation Trust at the festival who kindly took the spider away for analysis.
Noel had not arrived at the gig and so was blissfully unaware of the panic the spider caused.'
Twelve animal experts from Durrells Wildlife and Conservation Project had by chance been collecting drinks cans to raise money for charity when they were summoned backstage.
Sarah Nugent, from the conservation project based in Jersey, said: 'We are having the spider analysed at the minute.
'We found out that the crew had been to most parts of the world during their tour, including Argentina and Japan.
'But Noel has also been to places like Chelmsford, so the spider could have hitched its ride at any point, or simply walked in from a nearby field here in Jersey.'
Sarah added: 'We were really lucky because we got taken back stage, which was great for us, and the crew had already put the spider in a plastic container.
'It was the size of a 50p piece with green fangs. We used the teams laptop to see if we could Google what the spider was.
'There are hundreds of thousands of species of spider worldwide so it is going to be a difficult one to decipher.'
Noel Gallagher headlined at the annual festival at the Royal Jersey Showground in Trinity, Jersey, yesterday with his Manchester-based (?!? they're not from Manchester) rock band (?!? piano bar cabaret band) High Flying Birds, which formed last year.
(and is disbanding in 2 months)
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summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
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9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
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16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


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3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
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