But don't tell Noel he's fat... he hates fat people, including his fans.
Well done Noel, they're complete idiots.
Here's the "top 10" of the most idiotic things said / done by Noel Gallagher. I surely forgot some, 'cause the guy is a complete asshole (as Liam says: he's a little bitch, a parasite, a fucking fake, he makes me want to throw up), and his fans tend to forget all about him. According to the media (tabloids full of rubbish and general opinion, of course without knowing the Gallaghers personally), Liam is an idiot and Noel is God. In the real world, Liam is just a kind, honest person, he's no angel of course but at least he's himself. Noel now is another person, and is even more an arrogant, shameless liar, playing the millionaire diva and the media darling. He's not worth half of the half man he is.
1. "not even if all the starving children in the world depended on it"
About the Oasis reunion. And he was the first one talking about a reunion even before Oasis split up (! ...says a lot about who's to blame...) in 2009 some months before the split (for a "5 year break"...), and in 2011 in an interview. As always, he's double-faced (first, licking arses, then insulting) and changed version. Of course he then blamed Liam for talking about a reunion.
Liam took his part of the blame and Noel left the band 2 days before the final gig.
He didn't play @ Olympic Games 'cause he was asked to mime (the organizers knew he can't sing) and the complete truth is that they were not paying him.
2. wishing to "catch AIDS and die"
to the rivals Blur. Of course most of the people think it was Liam saying that.
3. insulting his own fans
Of course they don't even realise, 'cause they're blinded and dumb. Basically, they're kids. He often insulted them (who made him rich), especially on his blog (they don't even read it), 'cause they want an autograph, a photo... or because they're fat.
Recently he said nobody in Oasis cared about the fans... 'cause it was Noel not caring.
His fans (the new generation) sound homosexual, sucking his dick even when it's evident the dick he is, and want to marry him (probably they've seen him always on Grazia magazine). Seems like they're on drugs.
Probably that's the reason why he insults them, as he thinks "fashion is for gays".
4. telling lies, long list
5. insulting everybody, long list
Yesterday he moaned as always, about Liam slagging him off and saying he doesn't like very much other people. On the contrary, Noel doesn't like anyone at all. He also moaned about moaning superstars moaning, that is: moaning about himself. He should thank his sweet mum who saved him from the court for all the lies he told.
He's even paying a person taking care of his public behaviour... Noel is a "built" character. He also clearly needs a psychologist.
A night when he was drunk, he confessed the meaning of his "masterplan": reaching the success through the media, and not through the music.
The media rarely publish negative things about him, only a few websites, while every single bullshit he says is even on cuisine websites, continuosuly repeated everywhere, as if the Pope spoke. His NME gave him the hilarious "godlike genius" award, without people voting...
6. leaving Oasis 3 times
In 1994, 2000 and 2009. The general knowledge of the people who don't know anything about Oasis is something like "Liam always left the band because he had no voice" ... hilarious. Basically, Noel never had a voice for singing (as he admitted, he learned to sing in 2005... but still sings in falsetto to reach the high notes). He always had a voice for all the bullshit he said.
The band (formed by LIAM, who also gave the name "Oasis", contrary to what Noel's fans think) continued without him.
7. the man who had to pay the most money for copying songs
It would have been better to have less songs, but original ones, and they're really a very few, only some parts of the songs. He's not able enough. The importance of being unable and the laziest guy. He makes mistakes in his own language (he's "proud of being ignorant") and just like his fans he doesn't even know basic facts about Oasis history.
Even his wife (and son) hate his depressing music.
8. bigger than the Beatles, John Lennon was an idiot
As most of the bullshit he says, after some time the people think they were said by Liam.
9. losing his British identity
His "solo" album (only 10 songs) isn't really "solo" but for the 75% made of old songs we had already heard years ago (2001 and 2004 sessions), and as his imaginary friend Gem says, they were not even all written by Noel, the laziest guy... He got 23 negative reviews from music experts.
He recorded his album in the USA, copying USA-style music (New Orelans, Hollywood, etc.), copying the lyrics from an USA band, copying the name of the "band" from another USA band, making USA-style videos, with USA actresses, saying he wants to be USA new president, etc. (his ignorant fans didn't even realise), and for his licking effort he had as result the 28th position in the USA chart. After all, Americans are not so idiot as he always thought ("fat fucks working at McDonald's", etc.)
He forgot where he comes from. The people loved Oasis because they were typically British, at least the music. If we want to listen to an American band, we listen to an American band, not a fake Noel Gallagher selling his soul to the illuminati... (for the second time, 'cause the man, he don't pay him...)
45 years old, 2 marriages, father of 3 children, he still spends £7,000 for a night in bar.
What a complete bad example for young people. Obviously the world can only get worse.
Personaggio costruito e pessimo.