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the Olympics knew Noel Gallagher can't sing

LONDON - Ladies and gentlemen: the biggest idiot on earth.
WHO made him rich and famous? YOU, the fans.    And he even insults you... just because: you want a photo, an autograph, or you're fat.
Solution: don't want a photo, don't want an autograph, don't want to make him rich anymore...
Well about "famous"... who's this old man?
even his wife, who hates his music, stays with this ugly man just because she wants shoes and was elected "hottest credit card"... (by the NME, without people voting him, as for the "Godlike genius"). He's rich with YOUR money, as all he had to pay being the man who had to pay the most money in music history for copying songs.
This uncle Scrooge McDuck should use his credit card at least one time for himself to buy a new pair of shoes, at least once in a decade... instead of wearing the same clothes since 2001, as the songs on his "new" album (as his imaginary friend Gem says: not even written by Noel).
His blinded fans idolising him, with very poor music knowledges (as he calls them: "really kids"), call him "God" and think he created the whole world... lost generations.
There are even his older desperate homo fanboys who sound like depressed teenage girls with posters of Justin Bieber in their bedrooms and want to marry him. Open your eyes and grow up.

Noel Gallagher refused to play @ Olympic Games London 2012 because he was asked to mime.
The organizers knew well he can't sing...
Only with falsetto voice, to reach the high notes.
His arse lickers webistes are not even reporting this. They're reporting how many shits he has in a day.
He said he "played a bit of cat and mouse" with the Olympics. Actually he played a bit of SCAREDY cat (as Liam says about him) and mouse his whole career, leaving Oasis 3 times.

There are other people covering Oasis: One Direction covering Wonderwall, the Killers covering Don't look back in anger...
and Noel Gallagher of course is not saying anything about them, wanting money. Only when it's Beady Eye, so he can also have the media titles all around.
As he confessed when he was drunk: his masterplan was to reach the success through the media and not with the music...

as always, there's Noel's version of things (where he's such a hero and the most perfect man on earth) and the TRUTH version of things... all the closest people who know him well, Andy Bell, Tony McCarroll and both his brothers Liam and Paul say he's a liar and as his BEST FRIEND Paul Weller says: he's got a lot of stories, but only a few rooted in truth...
about lenghts, Tony:
"Noel was making jokes about penis extensions when he had the smallest penis in the band".
“I laughed as Liam pointed out that PRINCE was actually taller than Noel”.

One sunbathing nude is such a PERVERT... and about penis sizes, usually, to be true, it must be WOMEN saying these things...
And, as if British people were known to have big dicks... they're quite far from Africa... Some girl told me they're closer to China, lol.
There are even people laughing at these bullshit and saying "oh my God he's so funny"... when he speaks I fall asleep... they're like jokes from a 5 year old kid... it must be British humour... I know it's humour but it's famous because it doesn't make laugh.
He must be self-ironic about himself 'cause his dick is really small.
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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