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Noel Gallagher moaning about anal fans asking autographs

LONDON - Wow I would never want to be a fan of Noel Gallagher... Here's another classic Noel, the moaning bitch... unkind towards his own fans, who are the ones who made him a whining star. And he was the one who, just a few weeks ago, moaned about celebrities moaning. You can ask any old Oasis fan: Noel never wanted to sign autographs and even have pictures taken, acting as a moaning diva. Then sometimes he did, classic double Noel telling a thousand lies. Noel the scaredy cat is also scared of his own fans, he's got the John Lennon's syndrome. And still, his blinded anal fans say he's GOD. The unbelievable thing is that, for example, Noel copying songs, they take it as a POSITIVE fact... says a lot about them.

The millionaire Noel Gallagher (but his fans think he's a poor rebel) should bring his own merchandise to gigs (as he repeated, he's interested in money only). The singer (?! singer one singing in falsetto to reach the high notes?) can’t understand why fans ask him to autograph scrappy pieces of paper rather than an album cover or poster (another strategy to sell more albums, as continuously menacing to retire soon). Maybe because you're a scrappy piece of paper... you look like a faded picture of what you used to be, I see the cracks freezing on your skin... You're not half the man you used to be.
He fears his signature will be tossed in a drawer filled with Z-lister scribbles and forgotten about.
Noel said: “When you are outside a gig and someone hands you an album to sign, that is great.
“But when people stop you in the street and say, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ and they pull out a receipt and say, ‘Just put your name on there’, you look at them and say, ‘Are you kidding me?’
(oh really? should they go around with your albums?)
“I sometimes ask, ‘What are you going to do with it?’ I bet they stick it in a drawer with autographs from people like Dale Winton and Barbara Windsor.
“Oh, nice one. Thanks, mate. I mean, what is the point in people signing stuff?”
(that's right... who is Noel Gallagher?)
Not surprisingly, Noel admits he’s never asked for an autograph. But he has requested a picture with another celebrity – once.
Noel said: “That was with Neil Young. I have never owned a camera.”
That's normal, "God" wouldn't own one... and he still doesn't understand computers... too difficult for your superior brains.

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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
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9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


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3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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