Probably someday also Balotelli will receive the "Godlike Genius" award, but as for Noel: without people voting... Not very democratic... Of course, with the people voting, he would have NOT won that prize from a magazine that lives on him.
Next prize for Noel: the Man who had to pay the most Money to copy in Music history. Fact. Can't find anyone else more than him.
Next prize for Noel: the Man who had to pay the most Money to copy in Music history. Fact. Can't find anyone else more than him.
Noel = 3 real new songs every 3 years... and his imaginary friend Gem saying they're not by Noel... it must be those he took from the 2001 and 2004 sessions... Gem sounds more like a honest man, Noel sounds sly, that is not the same...
Then of course, according to Noel, the lazy one is Liam, elected one of the most working artists (music, fashion, now cinema).
Noel = the Jealousy in person, always taking things from other people (lyrics, music, band name, etc.).
Then of course, according to Noel, the lazy one is Liam, elected one of the most working artists (music, fashion, now cinema).
Noel = the Jealousy in person, always taking things from other people (lyrics, music, band name, etc.).
Also the video for "The importance of being idle" was from someone else: the Kinks. Of course it was him deciding everything in Oasis, they call him the "brains behind the band", now the "mastermind", when I read these hilarious things I burst out laughing. Also, to leave a band 3 times, it takes a mastermind. To say bullshit and insult everyone it takes a mastermind. Continuously accusing everybody and then saying he doesn't know why he left them.
Not to mention again all the lies he told (and is still telling), always accusing other people, and never himself. He WANTS to sound as "alone vs the world"... wow romantic, but not credible, when there are many people who know you well, saying you're telling lies (Liam, Andy, the other brother Paul, etc.)
Anyway we have to thank him, 'cause he's showing how we should NOT be.
Also, drinking hard at 45 years old, while there's a whole family at home. I've heard someone wants to teach him how to behave in public.
Anyway we have to thank him, 'cause he's showing how we should NOT be.
Also, drinking hard at 45 years old, while there's a whole family at home. I've heard someone wants to teach him how to behave in public.
I seriously think that for this former drug addict, a psychologist would be necessary. It's difficult to find a more miserable individual than Noel Gallagher. If he wasn't a millionaire, he would be an internet wanker. As Liam says: he's a fucking fake, makes me want to throw up. As Noel's best friend Paul Weller says: his stories are not true. As Noel's wife thinks: his music sucks, lol.
Today on his blog he realised he's sick:
"I fucking hate being a sick boy. It’s at times like this I wish I was still in a band so I could just shuffle onstage and stand at the back. Not good."
Yeah but not sick for 2 days, you're always sick.
The other day he had wished to the fans "enjoy the rain back home suckers!!!!!". Now he's frozen in Poland. "This cold is fucking killing me (man!)."
He sounds like an unlucky bugger, everything bad seems to happen, with airplanes, weather, evacuated hotels, jackets, etc. in Italy we had a similar one called Fantozzi... Probably, as Weller says, all those stories are not true, 'cause he wants to sound like an invicible one, a hero going through all kinds of problems. In fact, he had said "I wish something really bad to happen"... really an idiot.
To be added to the long list of things he hates: fat people. "American fat fucks", today it was a "fucking fat idiot with a fucking fat arm". Usually fat people are kind and funny, so there must be something wrong with you Noel... And the problem of this "fucking fat idiot" is that he wanted to take a photo with him... classic Noel (on his blog, literally: "Fuck off!!!" and ironizing on being fat). Without his fans, he would be living in the street. Evacuated.
Of course, for his blinded fans he's perfect, he loves the world and all the world loves him.
The people at his gigs are still mocking him... eating during the show, calling the name Liam, the name Bonehead, calling Noel "motherfucker", etc., now one with a sign "I love Blur!!"
And he's still playing Oasis... if he wasn't, there would be nobody.
Today on his blog he realised he's sick:
"I fucking hate being a sick boy. It’s at times like this I wish I was still in a band so I could just shuffle onstage and stand at the back. Not good."
Yeah but not sick for 2 days, you're always sick.
The other day he had wished to the fans "enjoy the rain back home suckers!!!!!". Now he's frozen in Poland. "This cold is fucking killing me (man!)."
He sounds like an unlucky bugger, everything bad seems to happen, with airplanes, weather, evacuated hotels, jackets, etc. in Italy we had a similar one called Fantozzi... Probably, as Weller says, all those stories are not true, 'cause he wants to sound like an invicible one, a hero going through all kinds of problems. In fact, he had said "I wish something really bad to happen"... really an idiot.
To be added to the long list of things he hates: fat people. "American fat fucks", today it was a "fucking fat idiot with a fucking fat arm". Usually fat people are kind and funny, so there must be something wrong with you Noel... And the problem of this "fucking fat idiot" is that he wanted to take a photo with him... classic Noel (on his blog, literally: "Fuck off!!!" and ironizing on being fat). Without his fans, he would be living in the street. Evacuated.
Of course, for his blinded fans he's perfect, he loves the world and all the world loves him.
The people at his gigs are still mocking him... eating during the show, calling the name Liam, the name Bonehead, calling Noel "motherfucker", etc., now one with a sign "I love Blur!!"
And he's still playing Oasis... if he wasn't, there would be nobody.
As usual, in these days the media darling Noel is on every single website, even cuisine websites, and desperate housewives websites, because in his horrible video "Everybody's on the run" (he had said he hates videos as Stand by me...) there's a half naked (and not really so pretty) woman, Mischa Barton. He's that desperate. The last chance to make people "watch" his music.
Reading on the websites around, nobody seems to understand if he's a solo artist or he's in a band. But this too was subtly calculated by the sneaky Noel... calling the band with the same name of his "namesake album". When there's something positive about him, he becomes an "amazing solo artist"... yeah... one of those bloody poets with a chronic lack of inspiration... When it's negative (23 negative reviews, 28th position in the most important chart outside home, the USA he licked so much, there will be no 2nd album, etc.), he's in "a band that is not a band but will disband in November"... as a menace, to make the people buy his first last unique unmissable album... I'm not gonna give him one €uro. Maybe just a Pretty Green voucher to buy some new cool clothes.
Hmm...maybe Noel should take his own advice from the Coachella interview. Noel's quote: "I get tired of rock stars who bitch, and complain, and moan about everything. This is the greatest game in the world and should be treated as such. It should look exciting and fun and if you don't like it, then get out. There are kids all over the world with acoustic guitars sitting in bars playing other people's songs and they are dreaming about being tired on an airplane."
Or dreaming about getting evacuated from a hotel at 6am and having a fan approach you for a quick picture.
more stuff to add soon
more stuff to add soon
(not to be thrown at Noels' cows)
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Our Lady, Milan symbol in "Stop crying your heart out" video. Oasis have catholic origins. Not all the cities have this above, protecting the city, that's why we are the best.
