Next prize for Noel: the Man who had to pay the most Money to copy in Music history. Fact. Can't find anyone else more than him.
Then of course, according to Noel, the lazy one is Liam, elected one of the most working artists (music, fashion, now cinema).
Noel = the Jealousy in person, always taking things from other people (lyrics, music, band name, etc.).
Anyway we have to thank him, 'cause he's showing how we should NOT be.
Also, drinking hard at 45 years old, while there's a whole family at home. I've heard someone wants to teach him how to behave in public.
Today on his blog he realised he's sick:
"I fucking hate being a sick boy. It’s at times like this I wish I was still in a band so I could just shuffle onstage and stand at the back. Not good."
Yeah but not sick for 2 days, you're always sick.
The other day he had wished to the fans "enjoy the rain back home suckers!!!!!". Now he's frozen in Poland. "This cold is fucking killing me (man!)."
He sounds like an unlucky bugger, everything bad seems to happen, with airplanes, weather, evacuated hotels, jackets, etc. in Italy we had a similar one called Fantozzi... Probably, as Weller says, all those stories are not true, 'cause he wants to sound like an invicible one, a hero going through all kinds of problems. In fact, he had said "I wish something really bad to happen"... really an idiot.
To be added to the long list of things he hates: fat people. "American fat fucks", today it was a "fucking fat idiot with a fucking fat arm". Usually fat people are kind and funny, so there must be something wrong with you Noel... And the problem of this "fucking fat idiot" is that he wanted to take a photo with him... classic Noel (on his blog, literally: "Fuck off!!!" and ironizing on being fat). Without his fans, he would be living in the street. Evacuated.
Of course, for his blinded fans he's perfect, he loves the world and all the world loves him.
The people at his gigs are still mocking him... eating during the show, calling the name Liam, the name Bonehead, calling Noel "motherfucker", etc., now one with a sign "I love Blur!!"
And he's still playing Oasis... if he wasn't, there would be nobody.
Hmm...maybe Noel should take his own advice from the Coachella interview. Noel's quote: "I get tired of rock stars who bitch, and complain, and moan about everything. This is the greatest game in the world and should be treated as such. It should look exciting and fun and if you don't like it, then get out. There are kids all over the world with acoustic guitars sitting in bars playing other people's songs and they are dreaming about being tired on an airplane."
more stuff to add soon