lazy Noel Gallagher moaning about photos

MILAN - We spent months hearing Noel's blinded fans boasting about him being better than Beady Eye, that made their life complete (= Noel's inferiority complexes). Now we can say: i Beady Eye ce l'hanno più lungo :)))))))))) 

(Beady Eye have it longer)
length is important ;) ...and time. Noel's not standing the test of it.
You know, Beady Eye were conceived when Liam was in Italy for Pretty Green (that was also conceived in Milan), so it's sure it's long ;), it's scientific.

Some time ago Noel said other bullshit as: Liam talks too much (Noel never talks eh... it's just a continuous, moaning flow of words on every site) and then Liam was elected one of the MOST WORKING ARTISTS, which is normal, as he's busy in music, fashion and now cinema too. The other year Noel even said Liam is LAZY... which is absurd, as Noel writes 3 real new songs every 3 years (usually it's old material from old sessions, and his imaginary friend Gem even said it's not all by Noel).

ai lettori via e-mail: c'è una romana senza vita che odia i napoletani (quindi alcuni tra voi, perchè Marco Borriello non glielo dà) che non riesce a sopprimere i suoi complessi d'inferiorità, non cagatela (fa cagare)

usual people from Rome not working... we took free days from work and they escape as scaredy cats...you'll always have troubles dealing with those lazy people, they're not serious. The scum of Italy, they should work as peasants. Lazy fuck Noel is similar to people from Rome.

pezzi di merda romani non seri che non lavorano, abbiamo preso i giorni liberi dal lavoro, e quelli ora si eclissano. Qui siamo a Milano... gli faremo un'ottima pubblicità... Abbiamo l'indirizzo, gli mandiamo l'avvocato per pagarci le giornate. Niente di nuovo: coi romani è sempre finita in tribunale. Braccia rubate all'agricoltura, andate a zappare la terra, feccia dell'Italia. A lavorare!

Cos'è che volevano i romani, er Gran Premio de Roma al posto della storica Monza? ahahahahaha sì, fateve er Gran Premio der Vaticano, cor Papa che gira co a Papamobile.

Noel's blog, moaning again, now about pictures again (as his famous "every single picture that I sign of myself I look absolutely miserable. I can’t stand having me picture taken, it really, really nauses me up, I hate it."... of course, 'cause you're ugly as fuck).
"Cordon was double hot. Not that I got to benefit from any of the sun's rays as I was trapped in my fucking room all bastard day. There was crazy screaming kids everywhere. All over the hotel!!
[again moaning about noise as old people, as his famous "everybody hates the English", 'cause he said they make noise]
Couldn't even go for a quiet bitter and a liddle drinky . . . screaming birds all over the place with their bastard cameras . . . "one picture, one picture!!!!" Can someone tell me what the fucking obsession is with taking pictures???"
[if you ask any old fan @ the Gallaghers gigs, they'll tell you that Noel never wanted to take pictures nor signing autographs...very unkind to his own fans. Recently he started to sign more - because he needs fans - but moans about it. Didn't he moan about celebrities moaning? of course, he moaned about moaning celebrities moaning, auto-moaning about himself moaning... High Flying Birds, "the band that is not a band but will disband"... in November]
What a life. What a difficult life.


again he says he's performing as shit:

"I played AND sang like shit!! More weird and wonderful banners (there was even a "Noel or die" one . . . which was nice!.) [oh yeah, really wonderful... for a sick one]. They were even doing "the Poznan" at one point!! [it's not called Poznan but huddle, from YOUR Celtic fans... you don't even know things about your club... I think he says Poznan to have some success in Poland, where he's playing in a festival soon...classic Noel ass-licker]. Not sure what the bar was called but it was on the Copacabana. A comrade of mine who shall remain nameless but you can refer to as "truffles" was convinced that everyone in there was either a prostitute or a pickpocket or in some cases both!!"
...and they really are, if you knew something about there, it's place in the world with the biggest criminality... most people killed ever.
As Noel said the other day: "strange cat's these Brazilians"... yes but because they say they "love Sara"...who hates Oasis AND his music...

I added another nice photo to the post about City: "he comes from Italy", etc. (and the link to nice t-shirts)

Sto aggiungendo altre "chicchette" (come le chiama qualcuno di nostra conoscenza) al post sulla Juventus.
La Juve può essere la squadra con più campionati vinti solo in un paese come l'Italia... a livello internazionale: 2 Coppe Campioni, il Milan SETTE. Quanti secoli ci vorranno ai rubentini (11 trofei compreso l'Intertoto...) per raggiungere i 18 dei milanisti? Lì è più difficile rubare...
Una squadra di una disonestà assurda, manco si sa quanti scudetti ha vinto...28, 29, 30, boh...
La roba più assurda: "li abbiamo vinti SUL CAMPO"... sì, sui telefonini c'era sempre campo...

more stuff to ass soon
(not to be thrown at cows)