His blinded fans pretend they don't know he's a millionaire, they think he's a poor rebel (without considering that he hates rebels).
He has no driving license, no cars. Then, he clearly never spends money on clothes, wearing always the same (and he said fashion is for gays). Maybe his "hottest credit card" is just to buy shoes for Sara? (that's also why she married him).
Or for nights in bars (he spends £7,000 per night, boasting about it on his blog, in times of international crisis). Alcohol. That would explain why he says so many bullshit. That would explain why he's telling so many lies. Oh, alcohol must be another one of his excuses...
What else? charities no, he said he hates them, and he was the only one not doing anything for Japan (Liam, Beady Eye and Pretty Green did a lot) and the only gig he played (finally, in 2010), he said he played for money (as his whole music, he always said he wrote it for money).
Since then, he's never seen his imaginary friend Gem anymore (who said some songs on Noel's album are not by Noel).
Some time ago Noel said he's going to put his kids in private schools and would like them to do nothing, thanks to his money, and he wouldn't be ashamed of that. Not really a joke. I think he's saving money not only 'cause he must give to Anais (his daughter with his previous wife) but also because he's still paying all the musicians he copied, you know they still receive royalties (they're surely quite happy...). After all, he's the man who had to pay the most money in history for copying music.
Noel's blinded fans now say things as: "Liam's not aging well. I know he is turning 40 in a few months, but still, he looks even older."
Well, I know Noel's turning 70 in a month, but still, he looks even older.
This is typical of Noel's fans: they're so blinded that they see Noel's problems in Liam.
All the boozing, drugs and cigarettes have contributed to his aged look (£7,000 of alcohol per night and still smokes, weed too, Liam quit drinking hard and smoking).
I even wonder if they know which one is Noel Gallagher? They must have confused the brothers, as tabloids do. He looked old even when he was young... long ago.
Oasis was about staying young and being honest. That's what Noel isn't now.
The "noisy English people" is the reason why Noel wrote on his blog "everybody hates the English"... what an unlucky bugger. Just like very old people who moan about young people making noise.
Oh, Noel Gallagher whining... this must be new eh... oh it's other people's fault... is there anything this old man doesn't hate or is not moaning about? not. Wondering why Sara was tired of him at home. I think he's considering suicide. It must have been either those 23 negative reviews about his album, or the 28th position in the USA, considering that he's done everything to break America: recording in the USA, music USA-style, videos USA-style, name of the band taken from an USA band, lyrics taken from another USA band, wannabe USA president, etc. He even sold his British soul to his Illuminati friends to be successful there.
Liam's aging FAR better than Noel... and still rocking with his rock'n'roll music, fashion and the Paul Weller style haircut. Noel hasn't got a good hairstyle since Sergeant Pepper's times (when he was born). That is: never had a good one. The current one is a confused nest for turds, just like the confusion inside his head, about everything: Oasis split, telling lies, future, politics, etc.
just ask the GIRLS (THAT's what counts, not money from merchandise as Noel says). They're attracted by Liam and this is what they say: "Noel is the ugliest man around, sad, gray and fucking old".
"I'm getting tired, I'm sick of all my records and the clothes I bought today...
am I cracking up or just getting older?
I'm halfway up to the bottom of another bottle of my next best favourite friend...
I sit around all day and I moan..."
(Noel Gallagher, "Just getting older", 2002, when he was considering a solo career, after the failure of "Standing on the shoulder of giants"... of course, he never blamed anything of himself for the Oasis split... that's not really honest).
Noel blinded fan: "Can't Wait Noel's 2nd Album! You are Genius."
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