MILAN - From 80% in November (he feels comfortable in the month of death) to 49.2% in May. Quite surprising that he collpased all by himself (also in the things he says... admitting he's not that good), considering that Beady Eye didn't publish an album now, and are not in tour as Noel, and they're silent...
5 May. The day when Napoleon in exile, died (1821). Despite what many people say, the truth is that he was an assassin, a warmonger, and stole a lot of things in Milan. Horatio Nelson had defeated him.
"Ei fu, siccome immobile..." (famous Italian poem about him dying, by Manzoni, author of "The betrothed", Italian biggest love story set in Milan zone, with happy ending, unlike the fake Romeo & Juliet, set in Verona).
"...lui folgorante in solio vide il mio genio e tacque" (he saw my genius and finally shut the fuck up, lol)
The day when in 2002 (10th anniversary) Inter Milan famously lost the league, lol (tomorrow: derby).
Photo: God Noel Napoleon alone in exile. Despite what many people say, the truth is that he killed Oasis, leaving the band 3 times, not wanting a reunion, to finally admit, after many excuses and lies, "I don't know why I left them", he was a warmonger ("I like war, and I made a career thanks to it"), and stole a lot of things from Milan, licking our arses, saying things about us as if they were about him... Marco Nelson had defeated him.
The day when God collapsed.
"Fu vera Gloria? ai posteri l'ardua sentenza" (famous sentence from the same poem, still in Italian expressions, "was it real glory? to posterity the difficult judgement...")
"vergin di servio encomio e di codardo oltraggio... il tristo esiglio... - sad exile - ...ei si nomò: due secoli... - 2 centuries - ...i dì nell'ozio... - lazy Noel - ...segno d'immensa invidia... - jealous Noel... and God, the real one, made him die.
It's all about him... the author means he's not one of his many ass-lickers...
5 May (Cinco de Mayo) is also celebrated in the USA to commemorate the cause of freedom and democracy during the first years of the American Civil War... quite meaningful about the new American Noel, the dicactor...
In Mexico, it's to commemorate the victory over the French...
Our friends Stereophonics (Lelli Kelly Jones, featuring my rough voice, no Noel's falsetto voice, sorry gays) and Italian origins Britalian Paolo Nutini will play @ opening ceremony @ London 2012 (27 July) for the Olympic Games. Closing ceremony: Beatles, Rolling Stones, Oasis (see old post), 12 August.
video with now a different song, from the Italian Job opening scene driving @ Alps mountains (On days like these, by Matt Monro), in English and Italian.
"Questi giorni quando vienI :) il bel sole" (these days when the beautiful sun comes), little mistake in Italian language ("e" pronounced "i" by British people) but so it means that the woman is the sun :)
...in Noel Gallagher's case: not a woman but some guy... some pregnant boy.
Jenson Button @ new McLaren store, soon or later the same with Liam @ Pretty Green shop in Milan ;)
+old circuit of Monza (on the parabolica), 90th anniversary 1922-2012, where we're finally gonna test Oasis' Jaguar soon. Waiting for a Vodafone McLaren event as the Red Bull did last year in Torino, and McLaren did in Manchester and Budapest













