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Noel Gallagher fans are sick of Fucking

FUCKING - nooooooo do you remember the posts about Fucking (and the update, with the cows).
We must go there before they change name of the Fucking town.
Nothing ever lasts forever... not even fucking. They've had enough of fucking... they got a headache.
They're stupid, that name is good for the Fucking tourism, I think they should even build more Fucking hotels, etc.
It must be Noel Gallagher's fans fault, who consider the f-word (four letter word) a scandal. God Noel never says that word, he's a perfect angel and never says bad words.
Anyway, still their stupidity and close-minded brain: if you don't put his name on the title, they don't read anything. They're interested in God only. It's amazing how all the people think he's God, when in reality, as we proved, he is the DEVIL. Fact. They adore one who they don't know personally. They're adoring Satan... The ones who know him personally, the closest ones as his best friend, 2 brothers, best Oasis fan, Andy, etc. say he's lying. His wife and son hate his music. Almost all the past Oasis members had to leave the band having argued with him, etc. and Gem said Noel's songs are not by Noel...

Fed-up Fucking residents of a picture postcard village called Fucking in Austria are voting on whether to change its Fucking name.
The move came after a growing number of calls by pranksters from abroad who ring up locals and ask “Is that Fucking” — before bursting into laughter and hanging up.
The Austrian village's street signs are regularly stolen even though they are welded to steel posts set in concrete.
Fucking mayor Franz Meindl said: “The phone calls are really the final straw.
“I always wanted the name to stay but it’s just got too much now. The only problem is that we need all of the Fucking residents to agree to the name change. Everyone needs to agree for it to happen.
“As you can imagine there are heated discussions about the name change.”
Drivers heading into the Fucking village have often spotted Fucking naked tourist couples romping in front of the Fucking signs.
Local entrepreneurs have made the situation worse by flogging Fucking postcards, Fucking Christmas cards and even more recently Fucking Beer.
Fucking residents voted to keep the name in 1996 despite problems caused by American servicemen from across the border in Germany who drove to the area just to be photographed in front of the Fucking signs.
They then sent the snaps back home to their girlfriends and wives.
Around 100 Fucking villagers will this week hold a meeting to decide whether to switch the name to either ‘Fuking’ or ‘Fugging’.
If the Fucking change goes ahead, they will be following in the footsteps of stadium bosses in Switzerland who were forced to change their name because red-faced stars were too embarrassed to play there, in Wankdorf.


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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates

2000

30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel

2003

16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)

2011


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.

2012

new tour

2013

3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)



8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland

2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)

2010


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London

2011


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here

2012


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)

END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS

2013

fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8
 

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