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Noel Gallagher's band is not a band but will disband

SAN DIEGO - As anticipated, Noel Gallagher repeats again (usually @ WORLDWIDE press conferences, his favourite place for telling WORLDWIDE lies) for his blinded fans who didn't get it yet:
“High Flying Birds is not a band,” stressed Gallagher. “This band (?!) will disband in November, and who knows what will happen then? It may be years before I make another album. I’m not asking them to wait around.”
Thank God. Such a pity that what you say is not true. See again, he's tired of himself and lazy, as always. To band or not to band, that is the question. Classic insecure Noel. Confused, as he is about politics. He's a "brand new solo artist"...
The great majority of Oasis fans want Oasis back together. If you support the Turds in any way, with a video (if the little bitch Noel pays you), buying albums, or with a blog post, with a comment, about Noel the media darling, you'll never have Oasis back together.
That's why I doubt that Noel fans are really Oasis fans... in fact, they know so few, about Oasis and even about their idol... as Noel said they're "really kids", that's why they don't know almost anything.

“I guess the worst gig I ever did would have to be the one where I got attacked on stage and got three of my ribs broken by a drunken maniac — not my brother, I hasten to add” (, funny! such a pity that Liam quit drinking hard and smoking, and you Noel spend £7,000 for a night in a bar, and moan about places where you can't smoke weed... see the result with all the bullshit you say). “It was in Toronto in 2007, or 2008, or 2009. I can’t remember.”
It was 2008. Classic worst Oasis fan Noel who doesn't remember anything about Oasis history, as when he didn't know about Jools Holland, Noel himself leaving the band 3 times, the first time in 1994 in America, etc.

"Noel’s new band (he just said it's not a band!!) includes three fellow Brits (and some months ago you already argued with one, classic, as with almost all the Oasis members in history who had to leave Oasis) and guitarist Tim Smith, who is American. “Apart from Tim, I’ve known all the guys a long time. I knew they could play and that I could get on with them. I knew what they were capable of. The only thing I asked of Tim, who I didn’t know, is: ‘You can play all the songs, but can you please fucking wear some cool shoes?’ Initially, it was a problem. He wore what I can only describe as ‘Japanese ladies shoes.’ ”
ah! said by one who always wears terrible shoes... (usually the same ones from the 2001 sessions, as his "new" songs)
in Italian we say: "da che pulpito arriva la predica!", from which pulpit the sermon is coming! ahahaha love to literally translate the slang. As for "all'anima de li mortacci tua", damn the soul of your dead ancestors, lol.
Now he said he hates the WORLDWIDE internet but likes watching videos on YouTube... this is proof that the enemy (N-M-E, NoelMusicalExpress) is among us... as when he discovered (after some years, as a retard) that his "new" songs were already on YouTube... Noel... LOG OUT... but let alone the wire!!!!!!!!! (as when he wasn't even able to turn off Sara's computer)
Celebrities attacking the internet, that is fundamental to their success, are quite ridiculous...

more about Charlotte...
clicking here you can see some photos of Charlotte Casiraghi new "boy"friend Gad... (or God) (from sucks to sucks even more). I told to Italian supermodel Beatrice Borromeo: my ass, when it farts, is more beautiful, younger and richer...
as girls say about Noel: he's "gray and fuckin old".
He's a "french humorist"... yes yes, "he makes me laugh". "My heart will never be their home". Just another proof love is blind and has no age.
detail: same old Noel Gallagher's Converse All Star black shoes, the ones to lick arses and "break America" (28th position in the USA chart)

a proposito di quella famiglia di rubentini (ma lei è milanista e odia Berlusconi, classico), campionato:
il fatto che la Rubentus crea così tanto e segna molto meno, è segno che è una squadra di scarsi... come le squadrette provinciali, si esaltano nelle grandi partite e pareggiano partitelle assurde. Hanno dovuto rubare persino per pareggiare in casa contro un quartiere di Verona.
Com'è poi 'sta cosa che il Milan gioca sempre il giorno prima della Juventus, non va mica bene eh...

Noel's fans seem to be in a depressed coma:
"u knw what dude..liam sucks big time.. nd noel is making noelrock music, dude listen to the guy, he is a god."
ahahahaha noelrock music, it's even a music genre... how come he repeated he's not making rock anymore? maybe one of his thousand lies? I had already listened to those songs in 1999, discarded songs... thanks but no thanks, I don't wanna be a depressed person chasing ugly girls.
Very original from Noel's fans... like: yawwwwnnnnn...zzzzzzzz... I'm always making them more interesting than what they are...

no please, this is really too much... another media darling article...
now not only he was the "Oasis singer"... Noel Gallagher the Oasis FRONTMAN ?!?!?!?!
so why Liam won titles as best frontman in music history 2 times (Q Magazine and Xfm radio), voted by the people, and Noel wasn't even among the nominees? because he's NOT a frontman.
Did you notice that he's lost onstage, 'cause he's not able to be a frontman...
And, how can you call "prestigious gong" that one of "NME godlike genius" that is an "hilarious gong" that people couldn't even vote?

Oh no, we're preparing for another jetlagged weekend @ Noel's "them fucking communists" place.
more jetlagged High Flying stuff outta time to come (not to be thrown at cows)
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23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
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11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
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30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
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11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
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5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
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10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


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7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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