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Noel Gallagher: from superbia in proelio to quod erat demonstrandum

MEXICO CITY - Blowjob by the little bitch-rentboy Noel Gallagher the parasite. Of course his wife (who hates his music) is a Rangers fan... (Oasis founder Alan too). Direct live from Mexico. Manchester United fan-Celtic fan Noel Gallagher is celebrating the total failure of Manchester City.
Let's hope he's not spending again £7,000 for a night in bar and boasting about it on his blog, in times of international crisis.
QED quod erat demonstrandum. City was speaking about Noel, again.
result: City losing vs Arsenal. Mario Balotelli red card, sent off. End of the Premier League, lost. End of Mario @ City.
End of.
It wasn't enough Noel going to 3 games and City losing them all. City wanted to speak about him & Mario for one week, 2 other games lost. The other day again. Just as when Noel supported England for 2018, lost.
Thank God (for City) Noel the "scaredy cat, poor City fan" (according to Liam) didn't go to the FA Cup final last year (only Liam went), that's why City won the first cup in 35 years. What a jinx.
Mario had a really bad behaviour today, what a shame... all the people are angry with him. Mancini said Mario is not playing anymore and they're gonna sell him. Many bad fouls... they're saying he's an assassin. It's the death of Noel and him.
Not sure if we still want him @ AC Milan.
He could only be Noel's idol. Coming up next idol...

Oasis, Sunday Morning Call

usual video for the Sundays when we visit the psychiatric hospital. If you go to a Mass in a church with both mad people and "normal" people, then you can hardly recognise which are the mad ones and which are the normal ones. Maybe because both of them are mad. Last year I've known a beautiful girl from Brighton, with an EXTRAORDINARY intelligence, because she's autistic (you know, as Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man), and now she doesn't speak to me anymore, because with that kind of illness they suddenly isolate themselves :( and talk with themselves only. To make you understand how they are: it seems they already know everything before knowing it, things and people. Just like my anticpatiiiions, lol. Maybe I'm a bit autistic. As in a book by South American García Márquez (Memories of melancholy whores, lol): "i pazzerelli tranquilli anticipano l'avvenire", mad ones anticipate future. The places of that hospital seem to come from one of his novels (of his "realismo mágico"), little towns outta time and space...

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again
..... € 10 = £ 8

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