INDIO - California, Coachella festival. All the reviews about Noel Gallagher's performance are negative. Oh, again. But they can't reach the 23 negative reviews about his album.
"Noel Gallagher opted to keep his High Flying Birds band logo on the jumbo screens throughout much of his performance, alienating much of the crowd."
"...playing with the awkwardly-monikered Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, offered an unremarkable set of mid-tempo dad-rock." Also, dead rock. As he said, he's not making rock anymore...
"A not-entirely-friendly crowd shouted question about the whereabouts of Liam..."
"The new songs were all right, but they were nothing that would normally get an artist onto the big platform late in the afternoon at Coachella on their own.
And after "where's Liam?!" in Milan and "where's Bonehead?!" in America, now “Where’s your brother, you Noel motherfucker?!” an audience member rudely screamed between songs". They still mock him, poor boy.
Fucking hell, God was playing in the afternoon... the evening would've been too late for a retired old man. What a shit impression.
Very clever, when he says he can't be as great as Oasis, he says the Turds is not band.
His fans now say that "Noel Gallagher changed a generation"... oh yeah definitely, for worse, and we see the results... Just the other day of course he said he's not the voice of a generation...
You may find it stupid now in 2012, if you're a recent fan, but I wonder how many fans learned from the "Godlike genius" to insult people and use drugs... he always used to convey a feeling, a way of life, etc. that his fans felt they had to follow. Even more devoted fans than Justin Bieber's fans.
I don't know where is this thing that Noel fantards say, that Noel is considered a genius in England... oh really? so why under every article about him there's always a lot of people mocking him, even hating him.
His fans think that he's God and all the world loves him... seriously, the great majority of people dislikes him. For many reasons, not only because they don't like his music (even his wife hates it), also because he always insulted everyone, etc. At least about Liam we are aware that people generally don't like him... also because, they always want to misunderstand him... then it's easier for them to insult him.
Maybe Noel's blinded fans consider him a genius because of the NME NoelMusicalExpress extra award of "Godlike Genius"... that people couldn't even vote. At least Liam was elected best frontman in music history 2 times because people voted him... that's democracy.
About the "Oasis mysteries", we were discussing about them again: Noel definitely belongs to the Illuminati, as we proved. He must have sold his soul... We must find who stole his soul, or better: who sold his soul...
Liam's success now sounds much more real, it doesn't come from being a media darling as Noel, or being "God" from blinded fans, etc.
More about owls: the main video of Dig Out Your Soul (atomic bomb before the split) contains artwork from the album, with those Illuminati owls... owls still present in his solo videos... and the same owl (barbagianni, barn owl) was in Liam's video I'm outta time... quite meaningful... still from Dig Out Your Soul...
The names of the new bands sound like provocations between them: still Illuminati (beady!) eye and still birds and owls... Excluding all the excuses Noel said for the Oasis split (they sound ridiculous, and all the people close to him, also best friend, Oasis best fan and 2 brothers, last year they all said he tells lies), also being the fact that he wanted to go solo (since 2000) the real reason (plus some flirting between Liam and Noel's wife), another reason could be that Liam wanted to leave the Illuminati... 'cause if you see back in the years, also among the Oasis mysteries, also Liam knows things about the future... (and that's creepy, somehow) ...as I said: he was a prophet.
About Liam, Noel now says: "We texted over Christmas, stuff like that." (another imaginary friend via sms message as with Gem 2 years ago?) ...stuff like that to be thrown at cows.
And I remember well last year: he had said he was NOT going to message Liam this Christmas!
Maybe Liam sent him a message, 'cause I know he likes very much his new iPhone he got last year, when I exchanged my number with him.
Noel the "little bitch"... he's a call girl! What a rentboy. You should propose him a marriage, but only if you're a boy and if he still sings in falsetto and is on Grazia magazine.
It seems like he's reciting a script someone else wrote and forgets some things, often very easy things (wasn't he the "brains behind the band"?). Writing a script for Noel - that can't be me, I already write them for Liam.
Noel's got different stories for everything, it seems like he's not sure about anything, Oasis split, politics, etc. or he wants to confuse the people... when people idolise a God, one should confuse them...
The jinx Noel Gallagher now also insulted local hero in Mexico, Chicharito, just because he's a Manchester United player.
He said his name means "little idiot", and that he's never seen him playing (?) and doesn't know him (?) and he thinks he's an idiot.
what a little idiot. what a shitty impression.
result: Manchester United is winning...
besides, Chicharito doesn't mean little idiot... I've heard "noelgallagher" means "motherfucker"...
Come on, go to another City game so they'll lose for the 4th time with you this year, or let them speak about you for one week so they'll lose for the 3rd time speaking about you, or support England for the World Cup in 2026, so your hated Australia is gonna win...
I didn't expect this: thanks for the minute of silence in Manchester today for Morosini the Italian footballer who died (or was it for Hillsborough too?). Now Man United will surely win the league. I hope so. Noel Gallagher deserves it. And City didn't behave well with us AC Milan for the Tevez story.
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates
2000
30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)
summer tour without Noel
2003
2011
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
12 April - Guild of Students, Liverpool (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
18 April - Corn Exchange, Edinburgh, Scotland (bootleg and photos inside)
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
27 April - Centre, Brighton (bootleg)
(27 May - Arena, Verona, Italy + pics&videos here)
29 May - Jelling Festival, Denmark (pics+videos)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
4 June - Milk, Moscow, Russia +a video here
9 June (Pretty Green birthday & my birthday :) - Heineken Jammin' Festival, Mestre, Venice, Italy +story here +photos here +win tickets here +discount here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
16 July - Melt Festival, Berlin, Germany (bootleg and video)
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
6 September - Zepp Nagoya, Nagoya, Japan (bootleg)
8 September - Zepp Osaka, Osaka, Japan (bootleg)
11 September - Zepp Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan (bootleg)
12 September - Zepp Tokyo, Tokyo, Japan (bootleg)
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.
2012

new tour
2013
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)
10 June - Rough Trade East, London (acoustic launch)
12 June - Pretty Green, Manchester (acoustic)
13 June - HMV, Glasgow, Scotland (acoustic promo)
8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland
10 November - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland
12 November - O2 Academy, Leeds
13 November - O2 Academy, Newcastle
15 November - Academy, Manchester
16 November - Academy, Manchester
18 November - Civic Hall, Wolverhampton
19 November - Guildhall, Portsmouth
21 November - Hammersmith Apollo, London
12 November - O2 Academy, Leeds
13 November - O2 Academy, Newcastle
15 November - Academy, Manchester
16 November - Academy, Manchester
18 November - Civic Hall, Wolverhampton
19 November - Guildhall, Portsmouth
21 November - Hammersmith Apollo, London
26 November - Absolute radio, London (bootleg)
2014

Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates
(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)
25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London
2011
(3 November - BBC radio Theatre - London, bootleg)
28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here
2012
lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself
10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)
END OF THE HIGH FLYING BIRDS
2013
fans leave the gig again and ask for Liam again

interesting stories, morning glories
- mummy's boy Noel Gallagher avoided the court thanks to his mum
- Oasis split because of Illuminati
- since Oasis first gig, Noel Gallagher telling lies
- Noel Gallagher's disappointing shows: Liam missing
- Noel Gallagher recycled songs for a miserable day
- Noel Gallagher is a genious... oh wait: genius
- Kerri the rolla girl with balls
- electoral campaign: vote warmonger Noel Gallagher US president
- OMD(evil) Noel GD Gallagher possessed by the devil
- cow(ard) godlike genius Noel Gallagher wants his sons to throw stuff at cows and Peta attacks him
- Joan Jett is embarrassed Noel Gallagher is Irish and calls him "an idiot"
- Oasis and football memories
- Richard Ashcroft in Milano @ Mtv Supersonic 2006
- the controversial, enigmatic figure of Sara MacDonald
- journalist banned from Noel gig for bad album review
- the King Liam Gallagher in the Queen’s New Year Honors list
- Liam Gallagher among hardest-working artists
- Italian 60s songs - updated (part 2)
- Led Zeppelin groupies and under-age sex
- Liam: Noel makes very bad Oasis covers
- Liam: "Noel's got to realise he's not that good without me" +Oasis film
- despite esoteric nods to Italian composers, Noel Gallagher isn't cool anymore
- Donovan Gallagher: if I had a gun, I'd shoot a poo out of my bum
- the truth behind gig "attack" on Noel Gallagher: he smacked himself
- great success for the book attacking Noel, to become a film
- Noel: Beady Eye continuation of Oasis, Liam great voice
- Noel: sorry Liam
- cement cemented my passion
- Andy on Noel: bollocks, he lies and manipulates the press, that's his life
- Face Off: Noel vs Liam, 20-34
- Liam: Noel is a liar
- Noel as Berlusconi about phone hacking
- is Noel really that much more interesting than Liam?
- has Noel Gallagher missed the chance to make a great album
- Pretty Green origin: Milan
- the Beatles in Milan
- Mod style for Beady Eye
- Blow-up by Michelangelo Antonioni
- The boat that rocked, radio Oasisblues, harem of girls :)
- the Swedish myth: la dolce vita
- exclusive: this is why Oasis split up
- the Vatican puts Oasis in paradise
- Kate Moss music videos
- round their way (Manchester places)
- 1969-2009, rooftop Beatles last concert
- Hi-fi, alta fedeltà
- Milan saying fuck you
- Milano mod Lambretta @ Eicma
- the Queen only 1 time in Italy: Milan 1984, "somebody told me that Italians are the best singers in the world...especially in Milano!"
- the City of Milan tribute to Herbert Kilpin, AC Milan founder
- the English won the project for Milan CityLife park 2015
- Milan world capital of football, Berlusconi the most successful
- from Zani: a brief history of "groupies" +Almost famous
- Liam to Marco: "nice jacket", lol. Liam: Beady Eye are sexy
- nostalgia of the 80s: when I'm down and feeling blue, I open my beady eyes and visit oasisblues
- Battle of the bands: Beady Eye vs Suede - the Britpop wars return, fashion & cars
- they could be famous footballers
- Noel Gallagher belonging to the Illuminati?
- 5-10-15-20-25-30-35-40 Andy Bell +Marco :)
- Liam&Andy&Marco's 13 favourite albums
- Liam: I am Superman. You're going to pull a really nice-looking girl wearing Pretty Green
- Italian songs in the '60s: heavily influenced by the Beatles
- Kate itchin' in the kitchen for Vogue Italia
- Beady Eye creating process when Liam was in Italy for Pretty Green
- Knebworth to download
- Liam: I like that Balotelli geezer
- Message to love: Beady Eye @ Isle of Wight festival
- Paranoia the English destroyer
- Noel Gallagher featured in Milan's Berlusconi film
- the rules of Modism, mod living: clean living under difficult circumstances
- scandal: Euro 2012 should be in Italy. Uefa voters corruption and Poland can't even organize it
- the real first Beady Eye concert: Milan
- Kate Moss got married in Italy !
- best day of my life: Liam gave me as gift the Manchester City blue cashmere pullover
- Alan dated a model but found Oasis. Life seeing nobody, but we're not alone: saw a UFO
- Manchester City origin: my name, Saint Mark church
- the good ol' times: Oasis in Milan 1996: the better peoples
- happy birthday Presidents
- Oasis in Milan 1997: it's gettin' better Milan!!
- the Beatles in Japan
- Elvis Presley 1977 final concert & Liam's TCB Take Care of Business
- Led Zeppelin only 1 time in Italy, Milan 1971: hooligans war
- Rolling Stones private gig @ the Marquee: I got the blues
- foolish ashamed Patsy: I will never marry again. Marry me!
- England & Italy: are you "going to football"?! My generation LIVED football
- SCANDAL: ROBBED !!! It would have been a different match
- dedicated to Liam: thank you Elvis
- Johnny Depp launches record label
- our Milan sponsor'a Dutch girls arrested in South Africa
- the World Cup was made in Milan and arrived in South Africa
- Mick Jagger had sex with 7000 women. Let's fuck with everybody :)
- scandal: france 2016... boycott Euro 2016
- strange coincidences on Champions League sponsor.....
- Inter thieves stole the Champions League
- Kate Moss had lesbian sex with Courtney Love in Milan
- looking for a scandal
- mod Lambretta from Milan
- meeting the legend
- a rainy day inside Milanello
- a day @ San Siro
- Oasis cancelled on the pathetic green Michael Eavis @ Glastonbury
- Noel: I can’t stand having me picture taken, it really, really nauses me up, I hate it
- You know you're an Oasis fan and you're from Milan when.....
- my wife and me, in the year 2043 ^_^
