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Noel Gallagher changed a generation. And we see the results

INDIO - California, Coachella festival. All the reviews about Noel Gallagher's performance are negative. Oh, again. But they can't reach the 23 negative reviews about his album.
"Noel Gallagher opted to keep his High Flying Birds band logo on the jumbo screens throughout much of his performance, alienating much of the crowd."
"...playing with the awkwardly-monikered Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, offered an unremarkable set of mid-tempo dad-rock." Also, dead rock. As he said, he's not making rock anymore...
"A not-entirely-friendly crowd shouted question about the whereabouts of Liam..."
"The new songs were all right, but they were nothing that would normally get an artist onto the big platform late in the afternoon at Coachella on their own.
And after "where's Liam?!" in Milan and "where's Bonehead?!" in America, now “Where’s your brother, you Noel motherfucker?!” an audience member rudely screamed between songs". They still mock him, poor boy.
Fucking hell, God was playing in the afternoon... the evening would've been too late for a retired old man. What a shit impression.
Very clever, when he says he can't be as great as Oasis, he says the Turds is not band.
His fans now say that "Noel Gallagher changed a generation"... oh yeah definitely, for worse, and we see the results... Just the other day of course he said he's not the voice of a generation...
You may find it stupid now in 2012, if you're a recent fan, but I wonder how many fans learned from the "Godlike genius" to insult people and use drugs... he always used to convey a feeling, a way of life, etc. that his fans felt they had to follow. Even more devoted fans than Justin Bieber's fans.
I don't know where is this thing that Noel fantards say, that Noel is considered a genius in England... oh really? so why under every article about him there's always a lot of people mocking him, even hating him.
His fans think that he's God and all the world loves him... seriously, the great majority of people dislikes him. For many reasons, not only because they don't like his music (even his wife hates it), also because he always insulted everyone, etc. At least about Liam we are aware that people generally don't like him... also because, they always want to misunderstand him... then it's easier for them to insult him.
Maybe Noel's blinded fans consider him a genius because of the NME NoelMusicalExpress extra award of "Godlike Genius"... that people couldn't even vote. At least Liam was elected best frontman in music history 2 times because people voted him... that's democracy.
About the "Oasis mysteries", we were discussing about them again: Noel definitely belongs to the Illuminati, as we proved. He must have sold his soul... We must find who stole his soul, or better: who sold his soul...
Liam's success now sounds much more real, it doesn't come from being a media darling as Noel, or being "God" from blinded fans, etc.
More about owls: the main video of Dig Out Your Soul (atomic bomb before the split) contains artwork from the album, with those Illuminati owls... owls still present in his solo videos... and the same owl (barbagianni, barn owl) was in Liam's video I'm outta time... quite meaningful... still from Dig Out Your Soul...
The names of the new bands sound like provocations between them: still Illuminati (beady!) eye and still birds and owls... Excluding all the excuses Noel said for the Oasis split (they sound ridiculous, and all the people close to him, also best friend, Oasis best fan and 2 brothers, last year they all said he tells lies), also being the fact that he wanted to go solo (since 2000) the real reason (plus some flirting between Liam and Noel's wife), another reason could be that Liam wanted to leave the Illuminati... 'cause if you see back in the years, also among the Oasis mysteries, also Liam knows things about the future... (and that's creepy, somehow) I said: he was a prophet.

About Liam, Noel now says: "We texted over Christmas, stuff like that." (another imaginary friend via sms message as with Gem 2 years ago?) ...stuff like that to be thrown at cows.
And I remember well last year: he had said he was NOT going to message Liam this Christmas!
Maybe Liam sent him a message, 'cause I know he likes very much his new iPhone he got last year, when I exchanged my number with him.
Noel the "little bitch"... he's a call girl! What a rentboy. You should propose him a marriage, but only if you're a boy and if he still sings in falsetto and is on Grazia magazine.

It seems like he's reciting a script someone else wrote and forgets some things, often very easy things (wasn't he the "brains behind the band"?). Writing a script for Noel - that can't be me, I already write them for Liam.
Noel's got different stories for everything, it seems like he's not sure about anything, Oasis split, politics, etc. or he wants to confuse the people... when people idolise a God, one should confuse them...

The jinx Noel Gallagher now also insulted local hero in Mexico, Chicharito, just because he's a Manchester United player.
He said his name means "little idiot", and that he's never seen him playing (?) and doesn't know him (?) and he thinks he's an idiot.
what a little idiot. what a shitty impression.
result: Manchester United is winning...
besides, Chicharito doesn't mean little idiot... I've heard "noelgallagher" means "motherfucker"...
Come on, go to another City game so they'll lose for the 4th time with you this year, or let them speak about you for one week so they'll lose for the 3rd time speaking about you, or support England for the World Cup in 2026, so your hated Australia is gonna win...

I didn't expect this: thanks for the minute of silence in Manchester today for Morosini the Italian footballer who died (or was it for Hillsborough too?). Now Man United will surely win the league. I hope so. Noel Gallagher deserves it. And City didn't behave well with us AC Milan for the Tevez story.

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30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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