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life in Milan and Noel Gallagher the fake Superman

MILAN - Milan... "as being on the Moon", as a certain model told me while walking around together...
(model: Sara) 
In fact, there's a real piece of (blue) Moon inside Leonardo Da Vinci museum beside us.
classic Milan: $$$ mod scooters, shops, sun.
corso Venezia street, last year we were there @ Dolce & Gabbana, with the AC Milan players to celebrate the Serie A league won. 
Scooters from Milan are the famous Lambretta (name from Milan river Lambro), both Liam and Noel have one.

Again, I see the people around the world are desperate (that's why girls come to visit me, lol - ironic).
To come to live in Milan you must bring a suitcase full of money, or have someone hosting you. There are jobs, but they can hardly make you live.
They don't know yet that, as a song by the band Bluvertigo from Monza, "life in Milan is selective, VERY selective"... as I call it: it's a "niche life"... I wrote about it time ago... you go to meet a celebrity, etc. it's a very different life, also some negative things, and even more expensive than in New York and London.
For some girls who came to visit me, it took time to understand the kind of life here... and they "didn't make it". I mean they wanted to stay but were too superficial, provincial, and came back to live, unhappy, in some lost place forgotten by God... I don't mean that here you can be surely happy (more often: the opposite), but you must be prepared... as that post of mine some time ago: Milan, heaven and hell... (Oasis' Lyla: heaven-hell, my mademoiselle...)
Then, if you live in Milan, for the other people in Italy you become "one from Milan"... that can be extremely positive or negative, according to the intelligence of the people saying that... Saying that about a girl, it means that you're an "impossible girl", so it's useless to try to flirt or whatever, as we say, she'll "never give it to you", lol.
As I'm not a girl :) (and not a gay who wants to marry Noel Gallagher), when people know that I'm from Milan, usually they have a great respect for me.
It's a "very English" city, for many reasons (and in fact one of the biggest communities here is that of English people), and people from other parts of Italy are jealous... as Noel Gallagher said: "everybody hates the English"...
About the city and the people in general, they always picture Milan as a "gray city", with "gay people", saying that we "only have the fog" (thanks, very English that one too), that is totally false, as there's everything. As I was born in the historic centre and always lived there for decades, I can also say that it's almost always sunny.
The people who are not from Milan are usually very interested in Milan fashion and also nightlife, I used to be interested in that, now I have different interests.
Usually the rivalry is with people from Rome, but of course you can find many people from Rome who totally love Milan, and people from Milan who love Rome, in fact it can be considered a very nice city that one too.

"Milan is the best fucking crowd, and I really mean it" (touching his heart more times than @ other gigs)
(Liam Gallagher, Beady Eye, former Oasis)

"nice jacket" (lol)
(Liam embracing me)

more or less it was:
"Milan is a beautiful city. Many people would pay for staying here. I almost never go shopping, what I like in Milan is the people".
(David Beckham in Milanello, throwing balls at me... former AC Milan, Oasis friend... someone else throws stuff at cows, lol)

"...but then everybody's coming to Milan".
(Milan anthem)

"The tempo was troppo caldo (too hot weather), the Duomo is breathtaking to say the least. Milano women are ridiculously stylish and fabulously slim, gorgeous beings.
We get chatting to Marco who was around for Paolo Nutini arriving and had given him a quick hand shake then sloped off, (you know how cool guys like to play it), he is really a Brit Indie lad at heart trapped inside the body of an Italian guy, his taste in music is fabulous.
Marco shaped my pizza into a love heart. Italian men are so smooth!"

"Noel refers to Italy as Oasis 'spiritual home' and anyone who has been to an Oasis gig in Italy will know why. It’s fitting they have chosen Milan to stage the final show..."
it was more or less:
"Italian boys are the same as me, very passionate. 4 elements mark them: football, music, family and love for elegance. My Italian friends are cool, they wear wonderful clothes and shoes, fabulous scarves, sunglasses even at night and beautiful women by their side. Well, I'm considered quite a holy figure in Italy. It's Milan... Italy's great man, I fucking love going there".
(the "ex Oasis guitarist" lol, Noel Gallagher)

If you listen to what Noel Gallagher says (and if you are a fan of Noel, you probably don't listen to him...), he's Superman. Great success with women (? maybe some ugly, desperate housewives? those who read Grazia magazine with Noel on it), partying with supermodels (? the only one time was for the video of Cigarettes and Alcohol, so it was prepared... I was there, @ Borderline in London, August 1994, and they weren't even supermodels, and he looked like an idiot), etc.
To "quote back" Noel referring to Liam, when I hear Noel speaking about himself, I dunno who is this supercool person he's talking about... the one I know is a complete idiot.
He also always described himself as a football hooligan in his youth, a sort of hero, as always... (notice: it's never OTHER PEOPLE describing him as a hero...)
the truth is different, he was always running away:
"...I looked at Noel, who looked back terrified. 'Fuck this', he shouted and was off on his toes."
"I looked to Noel, who was as white as a sheet and murmuring something unintelligible over and over to himself. I quickly realised that my hooligan days should probably end before they really ever began... watching Noel slowly stop shaking..."

As white as death... 
I doubt he would have the balls to go to the stadium among the rival supporters, as I did with a mate. Liam says: he's a scaredy cat.

Fucking hell... after the volleyball player who died and the football player in England who almost died, another football player dying, Morosini. They say playing sports is good for your health eh... as Churchill said, reaching 90 years old, sports saved my life: never got involved in them...
Anyway, wondering why Man City and AC Milan always have to play the day before cheating Manchester United and cheating Juventus, now both leading the leagues... that's not really fair... the last games should all be not only the same day but also at the same time.
 In Italy we say United is the English Juventus... (for cheating)
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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