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lazy fuck Noel Gallagher to quit music

‎MILAN - Photo: how we reacted to this news (his wife Sara too, who hates his music).
"It's with some sadness and great relief" (mocking Noel's final statement for the Oasis split) to tell you this terrible news, very sad news:
the moaning victim - lazy fuck Noel Gallagher (3 real new songs every 3 years, but as his imaginary friend Gem said not really written by Noel) has said (again, so nothing really new) that the High Flying Birds ("the band that is not a band but will disband in November") could really be the first but LAST album by him.
(it must have been those 23 negative reviews about it)
Reason: too much work to complete the 2nd one, despite it's an album made of remixes and even not all by himself, but with the Amorphous Androgynous (he had said he was going to publish it just after the first one...)
Should we believe the liar Noel? nah, of course not.
It's just another of his tricks to make people buy his depressing album, made of old discarded songs... (for example to improve that miserable 28th position in the most important chart outside home, USA, that he licked arses so much). An album made with all the lies he told, and is still telling (as his 2 brothers Liam and Paul, best friend Paul Weller, biggest Oasis fan and Andy say).
Beady Eye are Sons of the Stage, while Noel lost onstage is a Son of the Lies... oh but of course, as always, it's other people's fault, Liam's fault, "the lies you make me say are getting deeper everyday"...
"People will write and say what they like, but I simply could not go on working with MYSELF now a day longer... apologies to all the people who thought I could be a great solo artist".
Noel Gallagher, not really a "force of nature" anymore (has he ever been?), not really making you sing "like a bird released", he's not going to publish it.
So what is he going to do? Oasis reunion? nah, he said he doesn't want Oasis back, you know, he's the wors Oasis fan, also leaving the band 3 times.
He's going to smoke weed to forget (but always moaning) and probably going to sell hotdogs, as he said he would have done anything to support his favourite Stone Roses, but they chose Beady Eye, the rock'n'roll band Noel said to like.
He's not a "risk taker"... in other words: he has no balls, as Beady Eye have. As Liam says: Noel is a scaredy cat.

more stuff to add soon
(not to be thrown at cows)

video, played backwards, as his (secretly) favourite satanic Led Zeppelin
best bits: see how I play golf in Bangladesh, I'm goin out to Lidl, I bend over regularly, I'm boring my arse with this ahahahahahahahaha
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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