R.I.P. the death of Noel Gallagher in November

MEXICO CITY - The world will be a happier place, with less depression and less sleeping people. Noel Gallagher will END his career this November (as he continuously menaces, since last year), absolutely true 'cause he always tells the truth (L.-O.-L.).
in November just like the month of death... Liam: "no one's dead, NOT YET"...

you know why Noel always says he could finish soon... always to act as the poor victim, oh the "bloody poet" writing songs (3 real new ones every 3 years), such a difficult life... oh he's not good enough... oh they left him alone... oh he's a better guitarist than me... as in Noel Mister Bean @ restaurant: oh it's the (Czech) waiter's fault... blaming everyone... what a moaning, fake, little bitch, Liam is so right...
For the "Death of you and me" falsetto singer it will be "the end of the world by the fucking Mayans", the sunset... for Beady Eye the morning (son), "it's not the end of the world oh no, it's not even the end of the day"... (the Beat goes on).
By that time, Beady Eye will have soon their 2nd album released, and they're not gonna end... because they are Oasis... live forever Beady Eye ;)

Noel Gallagher still drinking hard (to forget), still saying bullshit...
"Got a bit messy... Too much mescal . . . which of course led to more mescal . . . what led to a late night and a quite filthy hang over. The next night we went to some cantina...
Can't remember what happened the day after that. Nothing maybe . . . dunno . . . anyway the day AFTER that was gig day which started off early with a press conference. Fairly uneventful stuff . . . the usual gear . . . Oasis . . . blah-blah . . . Liam . . . blah,blah. (kill me now!)
I did get given a bottle of tequila though (which was nice).
...someone holding up a placard that said "NOEL WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Thing is it was actually a guy!!!!!!!! And he looked genuinely upset when I informed him I was already spoken for . . . "
Noel, that's the result of singing in falsetto and being on Grazia magazine...

Paul Weller (another one who says that Noel tells lies... as me, Andy, Liam and Paul Gallagher) and Hannah is another couple (53 and 25 years old) where "love has no age"... (they just had 2 twins, Bowie and John-Paul... named after Liam John Paul Gallagher). Some time ago they found this couple drunk, lying in a street of Prague... maybe it was the Czech waitress fault, the one with "la bamba" cocaine, lol.
We're listening to Paul Wella new album, don't like it much...
me, Liam and Andy didn't get the last album too, Wake up the nation. But we think the double "22 dreams" was one his best albums (many memories too, even if not very happy memories). Don't have a clue what Paul is on about now... we're for the good old rock'n'roll...

Who would want to have Noel Gallagher as REFEREE as in the "Dream On" video... he would be a very dishonest one... he paid for it, with the terrible referee (Chris Foy) in Manchester City-Unitd 2-3, out of the FA Cup.

here's another anticipatiiiion of his death, a "warning sign running around his mind"...

NOEL GALLAGHER EVACUATED FROM TV STUDIO DURING EARTHQUAKE

"Rocker (?!?! he said he's not making rock anymore!) Noel Gallagher was evacuated from a tv studio in Mexico City when an earthquake struck in the middle of his interview (oh how strange... classic Noel the jinx).
The interview was interrupted when the building started to shake as tremors from a 6.4-magnitude earthquake in the western state of Michoacan began to rock Mexico City (the earthquake rocks more than him...)
Gallagher was safely evacuated (nooooooo... he's a SuperHero, an "immortal God", he doesn't need it and is able to save himself) along with the tv studio's staff and he later told fans about his experience in a post on his blog (oh but he repeated again that he hates internet... ah these celebrities saying they hate internet and then using it... fundamental to their success...)
He writes, "So, I'm half-way through an interview for tv when all of a sudden the lights which were lighting the room gently started to sway from side to side and the door began to rattle slightly... Now, I didn't take much notice of this until the camera man very softly and calmly said, 'We have to leave and go to the outside... there is an earthquake happening.' Just like that!!!!!! So, we all get evacuated into the car park and the whole place is just gently rocking back and forth... a bit like being on a boat... mad as fuck!! 6.9 on the Richter scale it was!!!! I loved it... my first earthquake."
Loved a 6.9 eartquake? You must be an idiot... that's why you don't do anything for the earthquake in Japan... also avoiding the benefit concert... (as he said in 2010: charities? I'm interested in money only... That's the reason he said, to play the Teenage Cancer Trust).
Gallagher refused to let the earthquake change his schedule (what a hero... just like saving girls with a car without having a driving license...) and he went ahead with his gig at the city's Teatro Metropolitan that night as planned before flying to Los Angeles ahead of his slot at the Coachella music festival in Indio, California."

He's gonna pay for not having respect for death... wishing Blur to catch Aids and die, insulting Michael Jackson when he just died, partying for Margareth Thatcher death, saying people going to Lady Diana's funeral are idiots, supporting death penalty, saying he doesn't care about John Lennon's life and that maybe he was an idiot, etc.

song written by Liam, Oasis founder, Oasis singer, Oasis frontman, Oasis icon, etc.