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CHEF Noel Gallagher's gotta lotta things to learn

MILAN - About my video on Noel telling lies, from one who follows every Noel interview: "Excellent video. Noel is Illuminati. Owl & skull and bones symbols etc = Illuminati. He is fake alright. Liam comes across as himself but Noel always puts on an act - The Funny Man, Oh So Clever then makes an album that's like 60s American psych. Noel is an arsehole and HE split Oasis coz he's such a douchebag and the fans can't see it. I think he's hiding something and he just goes into "Noel Gallagher" mode in interviews. Its all an act (clown act)."

At least Liam is himself, in positive and negative, if you think there's something negative.
I'm worried about Noel, 'cause lately he's getting sober (no more spending £7,000 for a night in a bar?), he said that he will never be as great as Oasis, that he doesn't know why he left them (so: no more excuses and blaming people), and that Oasis were successful in America (so: no more blaming Liam), that's the right road, CHIEF... (or as his dyslexic fans say: CHEF)
Noel the cook (or: the cock), sounds good... made a meal and threw it up on Sunday he's gotta lotta things to learn...
No more lies please... no more a jinx please.

The day started with 2 great news: Mario Balotelli is gonna give me his mad hat (you remember, it was also in a Manchester City competition time ago), I told to make it red & black (as his favourite & next club ;), with an "M", as he made with his hair and I made with my PUBIC hair LOLLLLLLL
How appropriate for me mad boy ;)
looks like a glove or a cow's udder... as in Monkey Island: how appropriate, Noel fights like a cow, lol.
It really takes a cock head to wear it, lol. But fashion (Noel: "so you're gay") is eccentricity.
As usual, English people are kind with me: it's made by original English grannies, and it costs a lot of money but they're giving me.
Or maybe I should listen to God Noel: "everybody hates the English".

another one: AC Milan-Italy Cassano can play football soon, after his heart operation.

Barcelona would be the first team to win 2 consecutive Champions Leagues since AC Milan more than 20 years ago, and they probably will... ('cause they're not winning the national league).
I don't think we can make it, 'cause Barcelona will surely score one or more goals.
Unfortunately, in my anticipations I also predicted that we can't make it.
We'll have to think about the Serie A league, Barcelona deserves to be the best again.
We're eating the "milanesa" as on yesterday's article about Messi ;)

In fact, it's 4 years Barcelona is helped in the Champions League... 2 penalties given now. Messi could score only on penalty vs Italians. Well, after all he's Italian too. Neutral fans here said the second one wasn't a penalty.

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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