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MILAN - The President of the Italian Republic announced he will leave next year, so finally another one of "them (old) fucking communists" (as Noel says) leaves.
Candidate: of course, Noel Gallagher, "holy figure in Italy", according to him (so he could even be the Pope here), but this time you can't vote him, 'cause the President is elected by other "them old fucking communist" politicians.
Sounds like the NME NoelMusicalExpress "Godlike Genius" award (the only thing he won)... he is a godlike genius but you CAN'T vote for it... Not very democratic.
Some say it could be Noel's idol Berlusconi ("only good politicians are good"): Bunga Bunga for everyone.
It was another of my anticipatiiiions, as yesterday's song, "sarà una bella società, fondata sulla libertà", "it will be a nice society, founded on liberty", lol.
For those who don't know, in Italy we have the prime minister and the President, as in England the prime minister and the Queen.

We're considering to go to MonteCarlo again, to spend the last money before the end of the world (lol). Someone should host us there...
You live only once ;)
But you shouldn't listen to Noel "the death" Gallagher... but to Liam: "it's not the end of the world, it's not even the end of the day, so long so looong..." (the Beat goes on).
Save money: be a SCOTSMAN, just like Noel's Scottish wife... better to use his hottest credit card instead... life would be easier...
Last year the Monaco GP was a joke, you remember, Jenson deserved to win.
Italian supermodel Beatrice Borromeo (from a super rich noble family) was one of my father's pupils, but, as usual about models, she's a "fucking idiot"... she always said she was going to marry a poor metalworker, but oh! she only found a prince of Monaco... very unlucky. Of course she's communist. I told her to make me know pretty Charlotte Casiraghi... no chance, she's engaged to a horrible rich older man.

My friends want to go to the Belgian Gp... YOU go there... it could be legendary and all, but it always rains there. A place for Noel Gallagher "not caring for the sunshine".

Milan-Roma 2-1 (Ibra, Ibra), table: Milan 63, Rubentus 56 lol (nickname for Juventus stealing=rubare).
It's 10 years Zlatan is winning the league everywhere he goes: Holland, Juve, Inter, Barcelona, Milan (x2 :D)

Stoke City-Manchester City 1-0... wish them Noel the jinx is going to the toilet... 1-1 he went to the toilet, lol. But he didn't stay enough time there. Spending £7,000 @ bars he should go quite often, lol.

Very bad news: the Messi of defences, Thiago Silva, injured, out for Milan-Barcelona (and Van Bommel too, plus Abate, etc. and of course Cassano after the heart operation... but the other day he started to play with the ball again, and could play Euro 2012 for Italy)

solita ignoranza dei "giornalisti" (giornalai), annunciata allo stadio una grande coreografia... cazzo fanno, il balletto? scenografia, mica riescono a mettersela in testa eh...
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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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