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United fan Noel Gallagher's High Flying Dicks

MILAN - Stop calling them Low Lying Turds. This is the only way to make the High Flying Birds attractive.
You know, in Italian "birds" doesn't mean "girls" but (quite the opposite) "dicks". In English: "you're a dick".
Noel at the last elections voted for a pirate (wise decision, and he won eh, must have been a winner), whose symbol is: the skull of the death (again and again, how rare about Noel eh).
These photos are from the cheerleaders of the (red & black) Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Florida, USA (with Faith Decker, Nikki Fraser, Melanie Martinez).
Soon a twinning with red & black AC Milan ;) of Noel's idol Berlusconi and his "Bunga Bunga".
The owners of the Buccaneers are the American owners of Manchester United, the Glazers. Man Utd fans hate them. The jinx Noel of course loves them and he's working hard to make United win the league. As Noel said in the first video with Balotelli @ training, Noel went to 3 City games this year, all lost. Quite strange 'cause City was very strong. City talked about him with Balotelli for one week: 2 other games lost and United took the lead.
Noel's target: his idol Mourinho @ City and, as always, money.
Better not to show these photos to Noel or he would copy them (how rare), 'cause Manchester City's secondary colours are red and black too.

more death: Noel's idol Balotelli always wears things (hats and gloves too) with the skull or bones... I'll post more photos.
There is one of the pirate showing the same Noel's communist fist... let's only see if he will say his classic "them fucking communists"...
he's in Switzerland now, @ his Illuminati friends (Mourinho's) and today there is the Champions League draw right there... the last gig just before a break, before touring to America...

Man Utd are now out of the Europa League, so they can concentrate on the league, all calculated...
also City out of the Europe. A few days ago they still insisted with Noel on the NME NoelMusicalExpress with Balotelli, they clearly hadn't had enough and wanted to lose another one.

From the many Usa-style things by Noel (see the recent post "Noel the man sold to the Usa"), also the name HFB comes from an American thing, the band Jefferson Airplane, he couldn't think of anything original even for the name of the new "band"... oh wait: the Wikipedia says "a rock band" while Noel said they're not making rock, nor is a band, but a "solo project" and "that's the name of the album" (apparently all the people didn't get it yet).
I'm posting this 'cause looking at Noel fans, who of course always insult not only Liam but me too, the last one was confusing many things and also called me "Liam cheerleader", so I told him he should concentrate more on many Noel's confusions, that's why then you even confuse people with Noel always on Grazia magazine and singing in falsetto (to reach the high notes): that's called a cheerleader .

more bullshit from Noel fans:

"Noel has never had any qualms about playing his old band's tunes. Liam needs to grow up."

I have a whole list of Noel's qualms. About Oasis songs, he first said he would have played 3, and NOT Oasis songs that were sung by Liam, and he ended with 9 and more, with Wonderwall, Supersonic, It's good to be free, Whatever... (of course were sung by Liam)

to mock Beady Eye: "I quite liked that Rolling Stones cover Beady Eye released as their debut single."

it was World of Twist... and, it was NOT a single. Usually they confuse the first single with Bring The Light, this time they even got worse. Beady Eye's first single was The Roller. Noel about it said: "it's a fucking number 1 single".

"Without Liam, Oasis would have been better".

without Liam, Oasis wouldn't even have been KNOWN. I tell you, 'cause I was there in 1994: girls just couldn't fall in love with Noel in 1994, that was fundamental. Boys were trying to imitate LIAM, not Noel. Noel just couldn't sing in 1994. At least listen to one of the things he said: "I learned to sing in 2005" (Noel saying that a few weeks ago). This is the proof Liam was fundamental.

"Noel plays them because Noel wrote like 99% of them."

so 23 Oasis songs NOT by Noel are the 1%, right. Not to mention the percentage of those he copied...

Noel fans, when they face the truth, they all end up (and retire as Noel the scaredy cat) with "I barely like Oasis"... of course, 'cause Noel is the WORST Oasis fan, also leaving the band 3 times and not wanting a reunion

"Noel and Beady Eye are the same type of music." why Noel said Beady Eye are doing that "rock'n'roll thing"? Beady Eye don't use strings, Beady Eye don't remix their own songs, Beady Eye didn't make Usa-style music. Plus, they didn't record the album in the Usa, didn't make Usa-style videos, didn't have to say they wanna be Usa president, etc. In a few words: they're not ass lickers.

now according to the media (darling Noel) it was Noel and not Liam the one who was singing the most famous song in Oasis: Wonderwall.
Cool how the time changes even the basic things... but as we say in Italian: "le bugie hanno le gambe corte"... lies have short legs...

Noel's fans are so weak...

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Beady Eye gigography and next tour dates


30 May - Forum, Milan, Italy (the first "Noeless" gig since 1991 when he didn't join Oasis yet)

summer tour without Noel


16 November - Andy Bell unplugged - Debaser, Stockholm, Sweden (bootleg)


3rd & 4th March - Barrowland, Glasgow, Scotland +here and here + bootleg
6th & 7th March - O2 Apollo, Manchester +bootleg 1 +bootleg 2
9th & 10th March - Troxy, London +bootleg 1
13 March - Casino de Paris, Paris, france
14 March - E-Werk, Koln, Germany
16 March - Alcatraz, Milan, Italy +dvd bootleg
18 March - La Riviera, Madrid, Spain +bootleg
19 March - Bikini, Toulouse, france
21 March - Paradiso, Amsterdam, Holland (bootleg)
22 March - Ancienne Belgique, Brussels, Belgium (bootleg)
14 & 15 April - The Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland here a bootleg image
17 April - Ulster Hall, Belfast, Northern Ireland
20 April - O2 Academy, Newcastle (a photo here)
23 April - Centre, Newport (photo and bootleg)
30 May - Grosse Freiheit 36, Hamburg, Germany
+a photo here + win tickets here
8 June - Saschall, Firenze, Italy +my story here +bootleg here +win tickets here
11th June - Papillons de Nuit Festival, Saint Lo, france
12 June - Isle of Wight festival +story here and here +interview here +videos here +interview and bootleg here
25th June - Theater of Living Art, Philadelphia, U.S.A.
30 June - Rock Werchter, Belgium (bootleg)
1 July - Main Square Festival, Arras, france +a photo here
7 July - BBK Live Festival, Bilbao, Spain
9 July - Oxegen Festival, Naas, Ireland
26 August - Reading Festival (win tickets) +videos here +review&video here +bootleg here
3 September - AX Hall, Seoul, South Korea
14 September - Twinkle Rock Festival, Taipei, Taiwan
7 October - Atlantico, Rome, Italy +main bootleg here +another bootleg here
+win the concert here
11 October - Volkshaus, Zurich, Switzerland (postponed)
13 October - Gasometer, Vienna, Austria (postponed)
31 October - Theater Caupolican, Santiago, Chile
2 November - Teatro de Verano Ramon Collazo, Montevideo, Uruguay
3 November - Teatro Colegiales, Buenos Aires, Argentina
4 November - Personal Festival, Buenos Aires, Argentina
5 November - Planeta Terra festival, Sao Paulo, Brazil
12 November - O2 Academy, Sheffield
14 November - O2 Academy, Birmingham
17 November - O2 Academy Brixton, London
2 December - The Warfield, San Francisco, U.S.A.
3 December - Wiltern Theatre, Los Angeles, U.S.A. +another complete review here +win tickets here and here
5 December - First Avenue, Minneapolis, U.S.A.
6 December - The Rave Ballroon, Milwaukee, U.S.A.
9 December - Terminal 5, New York, U.S.A.
10 December - House of Blues, Boston, U.S.A.


new tour


3 June - Abbey Road, London (acoustic) +bootleg here
7 June - McClusky's, Kingston (album launch acoustic gig)

8 November - Olympia Theatre, Dublin, Ireland


Noel Gallagher solo gigography, and Low Lying Turds tour dates

(although his blinded fans say he's a "new solo artist", it's 20 years he's around and already played "solo" gigs previously (the first one in 1994), with the help of other people of course, as the Unplugged 1996, the gig for Tibet, the tour in 2006-2007, London, Milan, Manchester, Moscow, Los Angeles, Toronto, Paris, Australia, etc.)


25 March - Royal Albert Hall - London


28 November - Alcatraz - Milan, Italy + review here +video bootleg here +audio and video bootleg here


lost interest... even Noel got bored of himself

10 April - Auditorio Banamex - Monterrey, Mexico (cancelled)



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